The Suicide Game

[VileTooth]

Kinda boring here.. So SCREW the rules. Let's get started.

This game is where you post in what method you want to die, suicide to be exact. Next, you type any object or stuff you want your person below you, or the next poster have to use to suicide with. Be as creative as you can. Bad or Javanese English is accepted.

For example :

I post :

I die because of an acute hemorrhoid.

TV

The next dude post :

I crashed my head to the TV because BBB is showing in more than 5 channel. I died because of severe head damage.

Piece of paper

Rule : Don't use photos, flash or any other things that are not text.

Got it?

Okay, the last one was piece of paper, so i'll do :

The paper burns, the fire spread all over my house, i die.

A pink pillow

[Valdarez]

i was forced to eat a pink pillow then i died

mouse

[VileTooth]

The mouse turns to be a mean serial killer, i died because of fright.

A pixel

[[n]-dut_z]

the pixel turn out to be a virus that infected my CPU and explode in front of my face.

Dirt

[Valdarez]

i died because the dirt contains a anthrax virus
a pencil

[[n]-dut_z]

i dead because the pencil stucked in my ****
a baby

[nick2142002]

i died because a baby screamed over my ear, and my ears continuous bleeding which lead me to death

a cap

[Valdarez]

the cap is cursed. when i wear it the cap eat my brain then i died.
a ruler

[nick2142002]

i died because someone swing the ruler on my ****, and my **** is chopped off...so i died due to lack of ****

a table

[Valdarez]

i crashed my head to the table because i'm crazy.
a eraser.

[[n]-dut_z]

when i threw the eraser , it bounced directly to my nose and stucked. My nose was bleeding and i could'nt breath

empty matchbox

[nick2142002]

when a terrorist insert a explosive object in an empty matchbox, by accidently i stepped it...and i was blown into pieces

a notebook

[Valdarez]

when i wrote on the notebook accidently someone shoot me. i died
a glass of water

[nick2142002]

i found a glass of water on my table, then i try to drink it
but i soon realise it's Sulphuric Acid, i died as the acid erode my throat

a spider web

[[n]-dut_z]

when i was wandering in the forest i slipped and i fell down on a giant spider web and nobody knows

a very small and very thin leaf