[Text]you're all the same
Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal.
He says to his pal: "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over
there!
God, I wish he'll come over to say "hi".
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a
punch on the nose.
Li: "Hey!! What that's for?!"
Spielberg: "You bloody Japanese killed my granddad
when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"
Li : "I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Spielberg: "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all
the same!"
Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li
calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really
heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg : "Hey! What that's for..... !?!"
Li: "YOU BLOODY *******! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"
Spielberg: "No, I didn't, an iceberg sank the
Titanic!"
Li: "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the
same!"
