1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but always remember the *******'s name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Life is never flat :)
