Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed.
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed.
buakakakakakaka...kl cewe na cakep bwt gw aja :phmm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy-K
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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man.
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Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.
asli makin ditambah makin ngakak saya!!!
hahahahaha
ini si rata2 komedi porno
Today, I came home to find my mum on the phone to the doctor. When she hung up I asked what had happened. She said they found an STD in my bloodtest, and then she began to call me a ****. I'm 14, and am still a virgin. After 5 mins of crying, she tells me she was joking.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as things were heating up, my closet door flew open and my little brother ran out screaming, "Mom, they're doing it, come quick!" My mom paid my 9 year old brother to spy on me.
STD itu apa y?? :phmm:
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Originally Posted by xpanz
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died.
Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth.
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game.
Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed.
Today, my entire family blamed me for the death of my grandpa, because I didn't go to church this morning. I didn't go to church because I was the only one who volunteered to stay with him that night, because everyone else wanted to go play on my uncle's new Wii.
sedi bener itu nasibnya = =a ngaco dah :llaugh:
Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible to do. Now my house is condemned.
Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream.
awalnya gw males bacanya
pas dipisah2 gitu
jadi kgk males
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asli ini parah :llaugh:
entah curhat ato jokes ini.. tapi lucu
ngakak coy :llaugh:
cuacad . :llaugh: