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and the police throw him to the sing sing prison

And at the so called "sing-sing" prison he got b**t raped so hard, he bleeds his nose.

and he feel so good.......... but after that things, he died severely

then he became a ghost and haunt mimihitam until he dies

but mimihitam call a magician and make the ghost gone forever

and then the ghost haunt viletooth

But i use my 1337 Sub-mod skills to bash his head.

and then with viletooth's magic he has been thrown to hell

and then the lichking is coming from the hell

he brings a powerful artifact called aghnaim scepter

then he give it to akhasa queen of pain

But The One Who Used It Die And The Artifact Dropped

then, some pesky chicken picked it up and selled it for some chicken fodder at the black market.

but the chiken die severely because of the bird flu

and then after the chicken dead it becomes a crow

but the crow also dead because of bird flu

Since all of them has died.Then pandaren grabs the artifact,but he cant use it so he decides to sell it at Shop.

but some invisible watcher has steal the item without being seen by pandaria

but pandaren kill the stealer and win the war FOR PANDARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

All goes for money,Pandaren guess.
Then he walks to sell the item.
It makes a lot of money.

but pandaria soon dead because he was killed by krobelus and his money taken by krobelus

and then krobelus uses the money to buy the eye of skadi

then krobelus win the war and krobelus is OWNING

but a king named arthas kills krobelus and take the eye of skadi from her

but krobelus be reborn and kill arthas and SHE IS OWNING

but then the server lags down and everyone was dropped.

The game then reboots :)

The game started and Mirana quickly be strong and be the storngest of all

FIRST bLOOD SHE KILLED PURIST THUNDERWRATH

after the death of purist a man with a rifle named kardel sharpeye assasinet mirana and he win the war

but mirana ressurect and kill kardel, once more mirana is owning

But then she dies because there is a HUGE billboard falling upon her.
Ironically, on the billboard there is pictures of 8 creepy guys with a sentence "...but few will have survived this journey"

(NO INDONESIAN LANGUEANGE I BET VILETOOTH WILL DELETE THAT!)

but mirana still have more aegis and she is ressurected

But since she bought the Aegis at half price from some Taiwanese merchant, she didn't resurrect in Sentinel's Base, instead, she resurrect in Scourge's Base.

So.. she was killed. With ain't no any resurrection anymore.

After resurrect, her lion betrayed her and eat her

then Mirana killed lion and eat him

And now, cannibalism is a new trend between the heroes from DoTA

Then Mirana ate rotun jere, kardel, and she ate all the hero except Ezalor...

but mirana's stomach is too full of heroes inside and her stomach is blowing up bum !!!!

what it's the jerk oppenheimer who stumbled uppon a stone and die severaly

but the jerk oppenheimer revive and killed again

But then, he accidentally drinks a glass of caustic acid. He dies.



(any post after this stating that oppenheimer is alive will be deleted :))