Man & Woman

[clitonia]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[cyruss]

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

Wakakak.. Lucu bro..

lanjut....

[Madmazingga]

merendahkan martabat Pria emg cewe doang yg smart T_T

[Ch41n_L19htn1n9]

merendahkan darimana?
lucu ::hahaha:: klo ga ngerti ya udah

[jack_ripper85]

wahwhawhhawhaw very funny ma man!!

[PDSP]

Wakakakakaka, lucu abiz, nice post

[Madmazingga]

merendahkan darimana?
lucu ::hahaha:: klo ga ngerti ya udah

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
^
contoh liat aja itu kan artinya
Seorang Pria akan membeli 2 dollar untuk barang seharga 1 dollar yang dia perlukan
Seorang wanita akan mebayar 1 dollar untuk barang seharga 2 dollar untuk yang tidak ia perlukan

berarti kan cewe pinter bisa nawar
tetapi cowo gob**k @@:feminist_en:

[NuNu]

indonesia in plz..

males baca bhs inggris.. ( bukan nya ga bisa )

[babakulima]

wakak... males karena ga bisa kale ::hahaha::

[klenkz]

bagus2 hehehhe

[[ChenZ]Livarte-]

nice post ^^

[PDSP]

weleh2, ternyata ada yg gk ngerti bhs ing, he5

[Veronica]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

hahhahaha bagus baru baca gwe naiz

[PDSP]

yg jelas gw smart man^^

[[arjen][robbin]]

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

masa sich???ga kebeli donk bayar $1 buat barang harga $2?lol....^^