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    A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
    A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

    The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

    1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    (THIS GETS BETTER!)

    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

    The women won.
    Istri tukang sapu
    Let go of unhelpful influences

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    ha hm.... biasa aja ah~

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    Kayakna biasa2 saja kk

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    iya biasa [nambah post]:P

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    waduh2 artiin ke bahasa indonesia dong,,i dont understand..^_^

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    iya kasian yang terbelakang :P

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    alasan komp itu cewe
    1 Hanya pembuatnya yang tau pikirannya
    2. bahasa yang digunakan untuk berkomunikasi dgn komputer lain tidak dapat dimengerti orang lain
    3. Bahkan kesalahan terkecil tersimpan di memory jangka panjang untuk perbaikan kembali.
    4. Setalah kamu punya thd komputer, kmu akan menemukan bahwa kamu menghabiskan setengah dari tagihanmu untuk dia.


    alasan komp itu cowo

    1. Jika ingin melakukan sesuatu dengannya, harus dinyalakan
    2. punya banyak data tapi tak bisa berpikir sendiri
    3. mereka seharusnya membantu menyelesaikan masalah, tapi kebanyakan mereka yang membuat masalah
    4. setelah kamu punya komp, kamu akan menyadari bahwa jika anda menungu lebih lama, kamu bisa mendapat model yang lebih baik



    HINT: English --> Indonesia = JAYUS!!!!

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    masa hanya cewe yang ngerti lelucon ini ??????
    Istri tukang sapu
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    Gw gak ngerti dech >.<

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    Sama ga ngerti

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    wlwkwkawkk lucu2













    pada hal engak ngerti sama sekali

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