Sepasang suami istri yang baru saja menikah bersiap untuk tidur bersama. Si suami melepaskan kemejanya, menonjolkan bisepnya dan menyombong,
"Sayang, tiap lengan ini menyimpan kekuatan setara dengan dua ratus kilogram dinamit."
Si istri sangat terkesan melihatnya. Suaminya lalu melepaskan celananya, mempertontonkan kakinya yang berotot dan berkata, "Tiap kaki menyimpan kekuatan setara dengan lima ratus kilo dinamit."
Ketika si suami melepaskan celana dalamnya, si istri memandangnya dengan wajah ngeri.
"Ada apa?" tanya si suami.
"Saya harus keluar ruangan," kata si istri. "Dinamit sebanyak itu dengan 'sumbu' yang pendek begitu, ruangan ini pasti akan segera meledak!"
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22-09-08, 20:49 #1
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Hmmmm...... Dinamit
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22-09-08, 23:12 #2
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wahahahahahahahah
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itu dinamitnya sangat mengerikan...
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23-09-08, 04:42 #3
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wakakakakak dalem2, kasian amat
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wkwkwk kocak2 dah.. huahahaha... bisa aja istrinya
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Sedihhh di gituin.. baru kawin lagi
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Wkakaka Saking Kecil Anunya Sampe Di Gituin @_@
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bunuh diri aj tu suaminya...awkwkkwakwkwkwa
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wakakakaka...
punya suaminya kecil...
nice2...
she say "oh-oh-ohhh, I know the sun must set to rise..."
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wkwkwk Thanks skrg lebih populer drpd GRP tampaknya.. gw kasih thanx juga ahh buat TS Originally Posted by Kambingku-
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GRP apaan ce? duh hahahah penasaran tah........
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newbie da maki2 jorvenz....tau drimana jorvenz lu? skamar
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sepertinya pernah ku baca di buku humor deh ?????
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blm ada yg ngaku nih, punya sapa yg kecil???
wkakakak...
she say "oh-oh-ohhh, I know the sun must set to rise..."
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"Sumbu"nya, sekecil apa ya..
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Mau tau phil segede apa???
Segede "itu"-mu
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