KK wa REQuest JOKES PRIBAHASA INGRIS yg di artiin ke INDO versi JOKES pls ...

[RenZ0_encep4th]

kk dulu wa pernah liat JOKES yg tentang Pribahasa Inggris trs di artiin ke bahasa indo yg JOKES VERSION. TP setelah wa cari2 kok nga nemu2 ya .

Yg tau tolong post sin disini ya kk tq ...

[capeq_maenJr.]

yg like father like son: suka anak jg suka ma bapaknya

yg itu?

[RenZ0_encep4th]

Siapa aja yg bisa cariin tolong pls. Ini menyangkut nilai ulangan EKONOMi gw nih.

Guru gua minta dibikinin ini nanti nilai ekonomi gw jadi nga merah. TOLONG PLS MOHOn ...

[Ch41n_L19htn1n9]

hehe....
http://www.indogamers.com/f39/periba...version-75489/

[harrybladder]

gue sih ngak ngerti ma nilai eko u, makanya masih skul kurangin main dotanya, apalagi kelas 3, eko sekarang byk teori, klo gak belajar bisa gila u tapi gw coba cari n gw artiin bwt u
mungkin ini yg u mau [semoga]^^

note: nyalin dri forum lain

English language
The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

bahasa inggris
pernah berpikir kenapa orang asing susah dengan bahasa inggris?

hadapilah
inggris adalah bahasa bodoh
tidak ada "egg"(telor) di dalam "eggplant"(terong)
tidak ada "ham"(daging ****) di dalam "hamburger"(tau lah)
dan tidak satupun dari "pine"(pinus) atau "apple"(apel) di dalam "pineapple"(nanas)
"english muffins"(kue bolu inggris) tidak di ciptakan di "england"(negara inggris)
"French fries"(kentang goreng) tidak di ciptakan di "France."(perancis)

kita kadang2 ambil "english"(inggris) untuk lulus, tapi kadang kita temukan hanya "paradoxes"(ini gw gak tau)
"quicksand"(pasir hisap - quick=cepat) menelan kamu "slowly"(pelan-pelan)
"boxing ring"(arena tinju - ring=cincin) itu berbentuk "square"(kotak)
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. (kurang ngerti sih)

jika "writers"(penulis) menulis, kenapa "fingers"(jari), tidak "fing"
kata jamak(lebih dari 1) dari "tooth"(gigi) adalah "teeth"(gigi lebih dari 1)
harusnya kata jamak dari "phone booth"(kotak telepon umum) menjadi "phone beeth"....
jika "teacher"(guru) "taught"(mengajar)
kenapa "preacher"(ngak tau lagi) "praught"...

jika "vegetarian"(orang yg ngak makan daging) makan "vegetables"(sayuran)
apa yang di makan "humatarian"(manusia kali..)
kenapa orang "recite"(apa yah, byk yg ngak tau) waktu main
dan main itu "recital"???
"park"(parkir) di "driveways"(tpt parkir kyknya)
"drive"(mengendarai) di "parkways"????
[permainan kata nih]

[sory banget, mulai dari sini, gw dah ngak bisa artiin, permainan kata mereka, cuman dalam bahasa inggris bakal lucu]
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.


tapi satu yg gue inget itu ini
"i always eat in french class"
saya selalu makan di kelas bahasa perancis, tapi peraturan kan ngak boleh makan, kenapa?
soalnya dia di kelas yg lagi masak french fries (kentang goreng)

[jkt-7AbZ]

wkwkkw nice2..
gw bantu deh beberapa..

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. (kurang ngerti sih)

maksudnya ini kali: guinea pig (=marmot, binatang percobaan d lab) ga ada hubungannya ama guinea (nama negara ne) ato pig (=****)

jika "writers"(penulis) menulis, kenapa "fingers"(jari), tidak "fing"
kenapa "preacher"(ngak tau lagi) "praught"...

preacher tu pendeta/khatib, kalo praught berarti mengkhotbai gitu...

jika "vegetarian"(orang yg ngak makan daging) makan "vegetables"(sayuran)
apa yang di makan "humatarian"(manusia kali..)

wkwkwk humatarian = pemakan manusia huahaha...

kenapa orang "recite"(apa yah, byk yg ngak tau) waktu main
dan main itu "recital"???

kenapa orang2 bercerita (recite= bercerita) pada saat bermain, dan bermain2 (tidak serius/bcanda) pada saat pertunjukan (recital= pertunjukan)

[harrybladder]

wes thx banget ya, gue kurang belajar nih ^^, nice

[RenZ0_encep4th]

TQ banget ya kk udah bantuin aku di thread ini.

Terutama TQ buat Chain Lightning sama Harry bladder makasih ya . Tq ...

[Fajaryan]

apa yah nter...

"Time is Money"=waktu adalah uang
"Time is Sport"=waktu adalah olahraga

yang kayak gini kan??

[Fajaryan]

apa yah nter...

"Time is Money"=waktu adalah uang
"Time is Sport"=waktu adalah olahraga

yang kayak gini kan??

[Sa sa]

Fajaryan double post...
Gw bingung baca ini thread...