Si Bisu dan Si Buta Naik Sepeda
Ada dua orang Si BUTA & Si BISU mau kepasar naek sepeda dan terjadilah perbincangan sebentar untuk menentukan siapa yg mengemudi dan siapa yg bonceng.
BUTA : "Kita kepasar yuk.."
BISU : "Aug.." (maksudnya ayo, maklum ga bisa ngomong jd bahasanya cuma aug aug aug)
BUTA : "Naek sepeda dan gue yg bawa yach kmu tinggal bonceng aja"
BISU : "Aug auh aug aug" (mksudnya : mang km bisa?km kan buta?)
BUTA : "Bisalah.., tar km tunjukin aja arahnya klo kiri pukul aja kakiku yg kiri, dan sebaliknya dan klo lurus diem aja.dan klo pengen kenceng km juga teriak yg kenceng yach"
BISU : "hu uh" (iya udah)
Mulailah mereka berjalan kepasar dengan sepeda dan si BUTA lah yg mengemudi, tapi pas dijalan musibah pun datang.
BUTA : "Kemana neh arahnya?"
BISU : "Puk!" (mukul kaki kanan)
BISU : "Puk!" (kiri)
Dan tiba-tiba ada angkot yg datang dr arah berlawanan dengan kecepatan tinggi, si BISU ketakutan
BISU : "Aug..aug...auh" (maksudnya AWAS ADA ANGKOT DIDEPAN)
BUTA : "Ada apa seh ?"
BISU : "Auuuuuuuggggghhh,,,aug" (makin keras aja tuh teriak dan sambil mukul2 kaki nya) (si BISU tampaknya ga sadar klo makin keras dia teriak makin kenceng aja si BUTA ayun sepedanya)
BUTA : "Kamu minta kenceng??"
BISU : "Aug...aughhhh huuuu..."
BUTA : "Kurang kenceng ??? Ngomong donk dari tadi (angkot pun makin dekat)
BISU : "AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH"
AKHIRNYA DITABRAK JUGA TUH ANGKOTNYA..
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20-01-09, 22:35 #1
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[Text]Si Bisu dan Si Buta Naik Sepeda
she say "oh-oh-ohhh, I know the sun must set to rise..."
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20-01-09, 23:40 #2
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wakkkaka... dimana2 si bisu donk yg bonceng... ngaco...
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sok jago nih si butanya mau nyetir....
wakakak... klo gw jd si bisu mending gw ga ikut aja deh..
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emg si bisu kan yg dibonceng?
Originally Posted by tukangtanya
kan si buta yg bawa speda nya...
she say "oh-oh-ohhh, I know the sun must set to rise..."
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21-01-09, 11:27 #5
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maksudnya si bisu yang bawa.. si buta yg dbonceng bos Originally Posted by myldz
gw paling ngakak pas si Bisu ngomong "Aug auh aug aug" (kan cuma bisa itu doang)
Spoiler untuk id2 GW :
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wah ancur tuh
mending si bisu yg ngebonceng daripada si buta
keep posting !
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si buta beLagu ..
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kacau"
kok aneh ya
si buta pertama" kok ngerti bahasa ny si bisu
pas terakhir kok gk ngerti??
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kwokwowkwok
si buta sok PD amad, udah jelas2 buta msh aja mo bawa sepeda.
swt kk swt.
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namanya juga cerita lucu, ga usah di perbesarkan.. Originally Posted by zanzzz
btw nice joke gan keep posting
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si buta memperoleh 32000 poin experience kali pas ending ccerita.. .
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Dasar...dah buta...nyolot lg minta yg bawa speda...yg ***** na lg si bisu "augh...aug...aug" aja lg...hehehehe...kaya gak tau jalanan JKT aja...gimana rame na...uauauaua...gelo
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Aug...augg.....
TApi koq si buta bisa tau si bisu ngomong apa ya
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wakakkaka sumpah ngakakkk gw bacanya... BISU : Augghhhhhhhh ...
kayak ****** ajee augg augg augg.. nice post myldz^^
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mungkin uda ikatan batin karna uda kenal cukup lama ^^ Originally Posted by Veronica
Aug...augg.....
TApi koq si buta bisa tau si bisu ngomong apa ya
tq om^^ Originally Posted by -vaNdric-
she say "oh-oh-ohhh, I know the sun must set to rise..."
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