D siang hari yg panas budi sedang lapar.. lalu dy memanggil idul adik na..
budi: dulllllllllll... lo laper ga??
idul: laper c bang..
budi: lo bli nasi gih d warteg, bwt makan qta ber-2..
idul: warteg itu apa bang???????????????
budi: warteg itu warung tegal, dah sono pegi bli, nie duid na..
idul pun pergi, tapi setelah d tgu 3 jam, idul kembali..
budi: buset dah, lama amat lo pergi bli nasi ??
idul: ini jg ud termasuk cpt bang, dari Cirebon ke tegal biasa na macet itu sampe 4jam, nie g cm 3 jam
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seorang ibu hamil sedang ngidam mangga.. lalu pun terjadi percakapan berikut..
pembeli: bang mangga 1 kilo berapa ??
penjual: sepuluh ribu bu.. murah bu..
pembeli: sepuluh ribu ?? mahal itu bang.. lima ribu dah...
penjual: saya ga dpt untung na itu bu...
pembeli: tapi manis ga nie bang mangga na ??
penjual: d jamin manis bu, qlo ga manis ga usa d bayar dah bu..
pembeli: ohh.. qlo gitu mangga yg ga manis na 10 kilo y bang..
penjual: ?!@#$%^&*
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sory y qlo repost, cm mw menghibur aj^^
GRP donk qlo blh^^
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Anak : Bu saya ke warnet dulu yah
Ibu : iya ati" na. pulang nya jgn malem"
1 minggu kemudian...
Anak : hai bu, pa kabar..
Ibu : bagus baru pulang.. drmn aja kamu.
Anak : dari warnet bu ga dari mana", jauh warung nya di Netherland(belanda)
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