Sory ya klo
Suatu hari ada pelajaran IPS...
Jono disuruh kedepan oleh gurunya...
Guru:Jono Tolong Sebutkan Pancasila!
Jono:Pancasila!!!
Guru:Bagus!!!
Jono:Udah bu...
Guru:AMA ISINYA *****!!!
Jono pun Di getok gurunya
Jono:Ibu Bilang Donk Sama Isinya Gituh...
Guru:Gapapa.Ulang!!
Jono:Bu...
Guru:Ape Lagi?
Jono:Ga apal bu
Guru:Jah!!Apalin 5 Pancasila Besok Di Tes!!!
Jono:Ok Mamen
Jono pun Pulang....
Ia bertanya pada ibunya yang sedang memasak Ayam Goreng..
Jono:Bu,Pancasila yang Pertama Apa sih?
Ibu:ANJ***NG!JANC***K!AS***!PANAAAASSSS!!! KECIPRATAN DAH...
Jono:Ok ok..
Ia lalu bertanya pada bapaknya yg sedang nonton tinju...
Jono:Pa,Pancasila Yg Ke-2 Apaan sih?
Bapak:GWA PUKUL JUGA LO!!!
Jono:Sep sep...
Ia pun bertanya pada kakak nya yg sedang makan Baso Super Panas
Jono:Kak,Pancasila Yg Ke-3 Apa sih?
Kakak:Koq gwa jadi panas gini ya?Rasanya pengen mukul deh...
Jono:Mantap dah...
Lalu,Ia bertanya pada tukang sayur yg sedang berteduh karena hujan
Jono:Mang,Pancasila Yg Ke-4 Apa sih?
Tukang Sayur:Nie Orang Bisa Diem G sih?Nge-Bacot Molo
Jono:Owh.Ok ok...
Terakhir Ia bertanya pada bibi nya yg kebetulan sedang menelepon
Jono:Bi,Pancasila Yg Terakhir apa sih?
Bibi:Gwa tunggu lo di perempatan gang Metal
Jono:Sip Lah...
Keesokan Harinya,Dengan gagah,Dia menantang gurunya untuk di tes Pancasila...
Jono:Bu,Katanya Sekarang Jono Tes Pancasila?
Guru:Oh iy silahkan!!!
Jono:PANCASILA!!!
Guru:Bagus!!!
Jono:ANJ***NG!JANC***K!AS***!PANAAAASSSS!!! KECIPRATAN DAH...
Guru:APA!!!
Jono:GWA PUKUL JUGA LO!!!
Guru:JONO!KAMU GA BOLEH GITU SAMA GURU!!!
Jono:KOQ GWA JADI PANAS GINI YA?RASANYA PENGEN MUKUL DEH...
Guru:CUKUP JONO!!!
Jono:NIE ORANG BISA DIEM GA SIH?NGE-BACOT MOLO!!!
Guru:ITU TANTANGAN BERANTEM AMA IBU HAH!!!
Jono:GWA TUNGGU LO DI PEREMPATAN GANG METAL!!!
Karena Kejadian itu Jono di kloarin dari skulna...
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[Text]Pancasila...
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18-05-09, 22:09 #2
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sumpah ngakak gan bagus bgtEverlasting Memories project
When Tsundere's being honest to you, it means she desperately in love with you and that time too she give you her heart, faith, & trust 100%
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aduh gilaa ..
perut gw mw lepas ..
ngakak abis ...
nice gan ..
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wkkwkwkwkw murid yg kurang ajar
asli uda pernah baca tp tetep lucu wwkwkkw
Who is Trafalgar Law? The Captain and Doctor of the Heart Pirates? a Man with bounty 200.000.000 Beli? Surgeon of Death? No , He is just a Rookie Pirate who know the meaning about "Will of D."
"I told you, I'm waiting for the right time...Dont get rushed, "One Piece" isn't going anywhere...Now, enough talking, Shut up and follow my orders...I'll be sure, To steal the proper throne" - Trafalgar Law
GeGeHaRe One Piece Predictions
New Nakama - Country Of Brigands - Wano Country - X Mark - Fire Sword
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wakakkakaka nice gan !! ngakak abis gw hauhuahuahuahu
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UAuauauuaua...pasti jlas2 di kluarin lah...anak yg aneh...uauauaua
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dah dari taon jebot ini =,="
moga2 tidak ada lagi anak yg seperti ini wkkwkwkwkwkwWith SworD , Spear , BOw........
I Will Kill Your BorRing
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awkkwakwaaw
seru"
ngakak juga dech
ggRyan first ban dah salah ? EPIC!!
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WKwkwk..ngaco ne...hahahah....nice post de...wkwkwk.. ngakak asle...huahauhaua...ga tahan..hahahaha
I won't die for you, BUT
I will live for you.
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gue dah pernah dnger sih tp msh tetep ktawa2 pas gue baca !
KOCAK2 ..
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wakakakakaka
cacad bener ank na
otak na cetek
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mode2 cerita na mirip, tapi ini mantap jg
anak yg bodoh.. hahahahaha
IDGS Public Operator Thread | IDGS VbookiE | Clan Dnec Thread
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awkawkawkawkawk
bisa pas gitu
awkawkawkwakawkawkwak
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wkowkow
ga bisa ngomong apa2 w cuma bisa ngakak ga berenti2
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kwokwokwoow
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nice joke . .
ngakak gue . .
tar gue coba deh disekolahh . .huahahahahahah
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