HordeRanger!

[Whitenight]

ea ea pk nangis awkwkwkkw sono duel ma juns
menang lapor ke gw sambil buat" scenario dlu ne

[flo0pz]

DAFTAR INTERVIEW + LAMARAN KERJA @ HORDE RANGER.INC

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Name: Longhorn
Race : Male Tauren
Skin Color : White << WHITE! OGAH YG LAEN! SAPI PUTIH.COM!!!
Class: Warrior Protect (ogah talent laen)
Guild : bareng ma filbet
Profession : Engineering, Mining

background: comes from the land of moo-moo-OYE, looking for revenge for his fellow female compatriots from the corporation: INDOMILK. Realizing that his enemy is a technologically advanced corporation, he ventures to Gnomeregan in search for knowledge and technology in hopes to combat them on equal grounds.

Pros : likes to get spanked, A.K.A always Taunt + Intervene
Cons : sedikit ero :P, obsesi macul mine, always screams /rw MOO or /moo, sometimes forgot to /equip shield when /cast Taunt

Primary Equipment : Gnomish X-Ray Specs, Rocket Boots, Rocket Gloves, Parachute Cloak
(bisa di click dah gw link)

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Name: Raszman
Race : Male Undead
Class : Priest (talent bebas)
Guild : bareng ma filbet
Profession : Tailoring Enchant

background : A movie-star from a space colony in Chau Sara in life. Received a death penalty for crimes he didn't commit and his corpse sent aboard cryogenically frozen on a shuttle pod to azeroth. Upon arriving in azeroth, a female BE Paladin tried Redemption on him, but due to the server bug (patch 2.4.3) it was only half finished, thus leaving him in an "UNDEAD" state.

Not alive, and not dead, his mind suspended to the state back in his movie stardom days, and always claiming he's a superstar to everyone he encounters.
He searches for his savior Konoe, who revived him upon landing in azeroth, till this day. She was reported missing, and last reported to be seen somewhere in Singapore.

Pros : tailors bags for everyone in his guild, does enchants for free (as long as ingridients are available)
Cons : still thinks that he's alive, pursuing his movie career.

Primary Equipment : [Trusty rainbow stick] - acquired before Archimonde was on the status "FARMABLE" and still locked by the GameMaster thus one of the few players on the server who has the item, [Superstar Earring] - Found when he tried to fish something "BIG" in Serpentshrine Cavern, [Funny Blue Card] - Won from a gambler during darkmoon faire visit in Shattrath.

bisa di click dah gw link.
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masukin gw klo gak awas luw.

[Whitenight]

@ atas
mang ad long horn di eternal reign kl ad maap ngk nyimak awkkwwk

[ao_aduy]

masukin gw klo gak awas luw.

....
bikin CV..
surat lamaran..
akhirnya ada ancaman

[Whitenight]

SATPAM!!
giring orang ini(floopz) keluar !!
XD

[NexitoD]

lanjutannya kk. seru neh... d tnggu dre kmaren.

[Whitenight]

itu yg pink uda baca?? cari druid ne pd berebut itu si juns ma sapikecil

[NexitoD]

dah druid gw aja nickna keboimpor(minjem). biar cped! dre kmarin nungguin.

[Whitenight]

awkwkwwkk impor awkwkwkwk
bntr buat dlu awkwkwk

[NexitoD]

asek2... sory double post ol d hp neh jde ska eror

[NexitoD]

asek2 ! sorry eang ribut druid gw aj byar adil.

[frozenflury]

lowongan mage bole dong di masukin mage BE yg cantik nick Lirralysse imut abissssssssss

[Whitenight]

PS: ne gw pk nama si juns aj da (alasan uda pengen pake sejak awal buat cerita tgg persetujuan orang aslinya dlu haha)

Part 4 the green Horderanger

Di suatu siang di TB Cathnill pergi jalan-jalan melihat-lihat keadaan sekitar. Kenapa?? karena kemaren kena serang ally!Lalu Cathnill melihat sesosok bayangan kebo yang (kelihatannya) lagi murka!T-E-R-N-Y-A-T-A kebo tsb adalah Juns

Cathnill: nape lu mara-mara?
Juns: ~!@#$%^&*() kebun gw dirusak !~@#$%&^*( persediaan rumput gw abis ne mw ngerumput kebun dirusak !@#$^&*()
Cathnill: …
no comment de
Juns: AWAS KALIAN ALLIANCE GW R-A-T-A-I-N kalian
Cathnill: ….
uda merasa imba lu?
Juns: UDAH
Cathnill: …
okeh silahkan pergi…

Beberapa jam kemudian…

Juns : /w Cathnill OE TOLONG KENA BULLY GW DI SW T-T
Cathnill: … tapi kata lu da imba…
Juns : jis segudang yang ngejar gw @_@
Cathnill : prowl dun
Juns : uda x….
Cathnill: trus??
Juns: kena blood boil ketauan di siksa
Cathnil: ….
nasebmu…
Juns: WOI TOLONGIN@_@
Cathnill: tell me the reason for helping you..
Juns:… AWAS LU BACOK LU NTAR
Cathnill: wuu atut da…
bntar panggil back up dlu
/invite Redridge
/invite Elendel
/invite Rogerdanuata
/p ke SW sekarang GPL
Redridge : jiahh… lagi mining..
Elendel : lagi daily…
Rogerdanuata : pengen buly ally itu saya ke SW hehe
Cathnill : gk ikut gpp si redridge bayar aja utangnya ke gw dlu
si Elendel baleken piso gw
Redridge & Elendel: … naseb”

Cathnill : /invite juns
tu da ad temen wat bantuin lu gw afk dlu ya mw makan laper
Juns: …
Redridge & Elendel : …
Rogerdanuata : okeh bos lama-lama ajah ampe kenyang ya
Cathnill : pasti XD

Dengan demikian ke-3 ranger kita berangkat menuju SW… ternyata oom roger sampe duluan dan langsung menyikat 3 ally tetapi karena maju sendiri dia kena siksa juga ^^
setalah itu disusul oleh Redridge dan Elendel yang JALAN KAKI (alasan karena keduanya gk py duit wat bli mount darat ^^) dan langsung melawan semua alliance tetapi tetep aja kalah jumlah ^^

40 menit kemudian…

Cathnill: gmn Juns da selamat??
Juns: apaan selamat @_@ adanya ber4 kena ratain @_@
Redridge : allynya sekampong ngk nahan kena kroyoknya @_@
Cathnill : hmm keknya gw musti turun tangan ne hmmm… males si…(hmm dapet ide
bagus wat cari ranger ijo ne HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Okeh juns Gw tolongin cuman u harus ngikutin kata gw hehe
Juns: Glek!~~.. pikir dlu de… hmm gw terima da dripd kena bully gene…
Redridge & Elendel : (keluar de aura licik si cathnill)…
Cathnill : okeh gw otw ne sambil ngatur strategi…

5 menit kemudian… muncul bayangan orang-orang di depan SW T-E-R-N-Y-A-T-A itu adalah Army of Deathnya Cathnill disaat semua Ally sibuk ngelawan Ghoulnya Cathnill…
Cathnill : bangkit now lari jauh-jauh sung HS ke Dalaran!!!
Juns : CURANGGG SEMPET”NYA PAKE ARMY OF DEATH
Cathnill : ya bisa dun makanya mikir pk kepala nggak pake tangan @_@
Redridge & Elendel: (keluar de strategi raja ***** @_@)
Rogerdanuata : nice strategi I’m retreat now…

Dengan demikian juns DLL terselamatkan…

Cathnill: saatnya menepati janji~~~
Juns : okeh bilang ajah…
Cathnill : JADILAH HORDERANGER IJO…
Juns : gw ngk ad waktu wat meladeni sifat childlish lu
Cathnill : uda biasa… redridge elendel jelaskan cape gw
Redridge : … swt males gw
Cathnill : inget utang lu…
Elendel : Glekh /cast vanish
Cathnill : piso gw mana ya??
Elendel : glekh….(ini yg gw takuti ancamannya @_@)
Redridge : (oh duit oh duit kemanakah dikau pergi…) oke de…

Dengan demikian Redridge dan Elendel menjelaskannya kepada Juns…

Juns: males ah ngk urusan gw…
Cathnill : Janji adalah janji….
Juns : sialan kemakan ucapan sendiri T-T
Kepaksa de T-T jdi ranger….
Cathnill : Hoho~~ gw mang hebat…
Redridge & elendel: (dasar iblis…)

Dengan demikian Juns telah menjadi Green horde ranger…

TO be continued….











PS:ntar kl oom sapi kecil nuntut duel dlu ma si juns ntar gw ganti namanya ^^
ceritanya dibuat dlu wat pelanggan yg laen ^^

[Whitenight]

gilak cape tangan gw ngetiknya.... abis ne part 5 gi nyusul tu ntar lagi

[trackz]

sedih nya jadi tokoh yang terancam