WOTLK : FINAL CHAPTER

[trackz]

tetep lah the best ending: Saurfang Version


===== Story ======
~As the battle between Arthas and the combined might of the alliance and the horde reaches it's climax, Saurfang came down flying riding down his epic mount, Onyxia. Clutching a beer on one hand and his trusty axe on the other, he bellows:

Saurfang : WHY DA F**K IS YA'LL SO GODDAMN LOUD?! STFU DAMNIT!!

and Saurfang cleaved the entire icecrown into 1337 pieces, killing everyone in the process.

~FIN
================

Super lol.

epic

LOL

[Chaotic]

bahasanya kurang enak sih...
biasanya khan blizzard bahasa sopan namun "dalem"
trus arthas room yang icecrown kalo gak salah ga mirip tempat algalon,tapi kyk pilar muter2 tangganya,lalu diatasnya ada tahta lich king

[amber]

Epilogue : Phoenix Flight

============= Story Normal Version =============

It's almost midnight. A shadowy figure walks through the alley's of dalaran. After confirming that nobody saw him, he glances towards a tombstone:

"Here lies Jaina Proudmoore, daughter of Admiral Daelin Proudmoore, herald of the Kirin Tor, hero of the alliance. May your soul rest in peace"

The figure looks towards the stary sky and took out a bouquet of flowers. He placed it on top of the grave.

???? : All this time and still you love him? I wouldn't have let you die...

He glanced at the grave beside Jaina.

???? : Curse you Arthas. I'll never forgive you for what you've done. Other people will, but not me. Not even the pits of hell will be enough to atone for your sins.

Suddenly a guard strolled by

Dalaran Guard : Who's there! show yourself!
???? : crap!

The guard shone a bright light, and then

Dalaran Guard : by the gods, EVERYONE SECURITY ALERT! PRINCE KAEL'THAS IS SIGHTED!
Kael : you think you people have the might to stop me?!

[LoL breakpoint]

As Kael starts to channel a powerful magic, a powerful mage steps in.

???? : Kael, stop this at once. You will burn this city, knowing full well that jaina's rests just before you?
Kael : You! Why did you send Jaina into that suicide misison! You know how dangerous it was! ANSWER ME RHONIN!

Rhonin : It was not my call. The mission itself was her idea, and ultimately her decision. Knowing her abilities you must know that I have no way of stopping her.
Kael : Send someone else! Why must it be her?! you might as well be the one to kill her!

Rhonin : If you were in her position would you do any different?
Kael : .....

Rhonin : As bent as you are, I will honor the kings and queens resting here, and there will be nothing but peace in this city tonight. Though I cannot ensure that once you leave the city, and you must leave with haste for there are many who screams justice for all the atrocities you've commited. Leave here at once...
Kael : Very well, I will respect jaina's wishes. Farewell humans.

The blood elf prince then summons his trusty phoenix, and flew away, not knowing that trouble blooms in the icy depths of northrend once more....


============= Story LOL Version ============
starts from [LoL Breakpoint]:

Dalaran Guard : stop you? forget that, I want your PHOENIX MOUNT!!!
Kael : HUH?!?

???1 : Phoenix mount? where?!
???2 : huh? phoenix!?
???3 : That SH*T NEVER DROPS MAN!!! I've ran the instance like 100 times, it dropped twice and I LOST!!!

Kael : this.... is not good...

suddenly the streets are filled with people chanting : "A'laarrrr..... A'laaarrrrr"

Kael : ALAR GET OUT OF HERE!!
A'lar : KAAAWWWKKK!!!!

???1 : THERE IT IS!! CATCH THAT DAMN BIRD!!!!
???2 : THAT OMG H4X012 EPIC MOUNT IS MINE!!!
???3 : hmm... I'm starting to remember the battle in socrethar's seat in Netherstorm... man that was such a long time ago.


LOL

ea.. ngeledek abis.. wekkwekkwek parah

itu sudah masa lalu gak usah diungkit-ungkit yang alar ewkek

[trackz]

bahasanya kurang enak sih...
biasanya khan blizzard bahasa sopan namun "dalem"
trus arthas room yang icecrown kalo gak salah ga mirip tempat algalon,tapi kyk pilar muter2 tangganya,lalu diatasnya ada tahta lich king

itu pre wotlk

dah wotlk kan di upgrade jadi full saronite gitu

[Legion I Command]

Lagian kk, menurut novel "Arthas" karangan Christie Golden, begitu Ner'zhul berkata pada Arthas "Now we are one, we shall blablablablabla..."

Artahs ngejawab "No, there are no "we" anymore, for now it is i who in control, and i want your power, every last of it !"

dan setelah itu kalo gak salah ada suara kayak jeritan dari helm itu...

nah...jadi Ner'zhul gak pernah bersekutu dengan Arthas

there is no "WE" are the lich king but "I AM" the lich king

itu pre wotlk

dah wotlk kan di upgrade jadi full saronite gitu

hehehe enggak gan...tangga muter2 itu ada di dalem icecrown citadel

Epilogue : Phoenix Flight

============= Story Normal Version =============

It's almost midnight. A shadowy figure walks through the alley's of dalaran. After confirming that nobody saw him, he glances towards a tombstone:

"Here lies Jaina Proudmoore, daughter of Admiral Daelin Proudmoore, herald of the Kirin Tor, hero of the alliance. May your soul rest in peace"

The figure looks towards the stary sky and took out a bouquet of flowers. He placed it on top of the grave.

???? : All this time and still you love him? I wouldn't have let you die...

He glanced at the grave beside Jaina.

???? : Curse you Arthas. I'll never forgive you for what you've done. Other people will, but not me. Not even the pits of hell will be enough to atone for your sins.

Suddenly a guard strolled by

Dalaran Guard : Who's there! show yourself!
???? : crap!

The guard shone a bright light, and then

Dalaran Guard : by the gods, EVERYONE SECURITY ALERT! PRINCE KAEL'THAS IS SIGHTED!
Kael : you think you people have the might to stop me?!

[LoL breakpoint]

As Kael starts to channel a powerful magic, a powerful mage steps in.

???? : Kael, stop this at once. You will burn this city, knowing full well that jaina's rests just before you?
Kael : You! Why did you send Jaina into that suicide misison! You know how dangerous it was! ANSWER ME RHONIN!

Rhonin : It was not my call. The mission itself was her idea, and ultimately her decision. Knowing her abilities you must know that I have no way of stopping her.
Kael : Send someone else! Why must it be her?! you might as well be the one to kill her!

Rhonin : If you were in her position would you do any different?
Kael : .....

Rhonin : As bent as you are, I will honor the kings and queens resting here, and there will be nothing but peace in this city tonight. Though I cannot ensure that once you leave the city, and you must leave with haste for there are many who screams justice for all the atrocities you've commited. Leave here at once...
Kael : Very well, I will respect jaina's wishes. Farewell humans.

The blood elf prince then summons his trusty phoenix, and flew away, not knowing that trouble blooms in the icy depths of northrend once more....


============= Story LOL Version ============
starts from [LoL Breakpoint]:

Dalaran Guard : stop you? forget that, I want your PHOENIX MOUNT!!!
Kael : HUH?!?

???1 : Phoenix mount? where?!
???2 : huh? phoenix!?
???3 : That SH*T NEVER DROPS MAN!!! I've ran the instance like 100 times, it dropped twice and I LOST!!!

Kael : this.... is not good...

suddenly the streets are filled with people chanting : "A'laarrrr..... A'laaarrrrr"

Kael : ALAR GET OUT OF HERE!!
A'lar : KAAAWWWKKK!!!!

???1 : THERE IT IS!! CATCH THAT DAMN BIRD!!!!
???2 : THAT OMG H4X012 EPIC MOUNT IS MINE!!!
???3 : hmm... I'm starting to remember the battle in socrethar's seat in Netherstorm... man that was such a long time ago.


LOL

Kael'thas is dead, man

dia udah mati di Magister Terrace, itu akhir hidupnya, dia memang gak mati waktu dia jatuh ke crystal pit di Tempest Keep, tapi setelah ia berhasil membawa semua yang dibutuhkannya untuk men-summon kil'jaeden melalui sunwell, dia dibunuh di Magister Terrace

He is dead man

rajin2 baca lore nya gan :P

[Fancyboy]

Lagian kk, menurut novel "Arthas" karangan Christie Golden, begitu Ner'zhul berkata pada Arthas "Now we are one, we shall blablablablabla..."

Artahs ngejawab "No, there are no "we" anymore, for now it is i who in control, and i want your power, every last of it !"

dan setelah itu kalo gak salah ada suara kayak jeritan dari helm itu...

nah...jadi Ner'zhul gak pernah bersekutu dengan Arthas

there is no "WE" are the lich king but "I AM" the lich king

Artiny Arthas emg jahanam y,busuk dah dri dlm driny sndri,ckck.

[ilhamyt]

Kayak samurai / dinasty warior aja ada skenarionya kwkwkwkw


CONDITION

VICTORY : THE ICECROWN DESTROYED

DEFEAT : SYlvanas sama temen / sapa kek wa lupa namanya wkwkwkwk DEAD

Mayan si ceritanya.. cuma "bahasanya" itu loch

6/10

[flo0pz]

WOTLK ENDING : CHEAT ENABLED! (LoL Mode)

========= Story Begins =========

It was not as everyone predicted. The lich king is strong, but no one knew he was that good. His power overwhelming the joint forces of alliance and horde, the situation looks grim...

Varian : MAGNI! ARE YOU OKAY!
Magni : Gaahh, no dwarf going to fall from dat cheap magic trick!

ARTHAS : FOOLS! your armies managed staying alive for now, but not for long!!

Varian : Frost Wyrm! It's Syndragosa!!! watch out it's going to attack!!

Syndragosa:*breathe deep* and unleashes a frost blast

Footman : oh crap... game over man .... *blasted away by the wyrm's breath*

As syndragosa's magic breath wipes out the gathering of human warriors, a single dwarf rises from the corpses, covered in snow and ice...

Magni : Wot happened to the good-ol-days of war. Just whackin' n smashin' bits. None of dis MAGIC stuff... war aint what it used to be...

Suddenly a loud scream is heard not too far away. A human mage is holding an elf close to him. It seems the wyrm's breath had killed her.

Rhonin : VERESSA!!! NOOO!!!!!!! Why you arthas... I'LL KILL YOU, YOU HEAR ME!! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD!!!

Sylvannas : you? no, his head is mine! whats mine is mine damnit!!!

ARTHAS : Hahahahaa. You people come for my head?! prepare to lose some of your own! You can't have something for nothing !!

a long battle ensues... and as the heroes finally pushed inside the icecrown citadel, the two kings have a little friendly chit-chat ....

Magni : Bloody HELL! how many floor levels are there in this building?!
Varian : this citadel was consructed ages ago. It's hard to determine how large this place actually is.
Magni : Dagnabbit!! this level it's the ghouls! below that it's the stinkin' abominations! whats next? a cow level?!
Varian : .... I don't think so... there is no cow level ....
Magni : too bad... if there are I'll milk dem cows and sell da milk in Khaz Modan! those dwarves like a little milk with their ale... show me the money baby!!
Varian : We've almost run out of resources for our armies. Anything we can plunder in this citadel will be of use to us... I guess a little greed is good..
Magni : PLUNDERIN' You say?! HAHA!!! That's MY job!! leaf it to me!!!

The excited Magni storms to the nearest room and discovers, to everyone's suprise, a treasure vault. Unfortunately the room is also filled with corpses...

Magni : hoooo boy... I see dead people.... <glances left> OOH!! KEG O' ALE!!! just my favorite!
Varian : that's been here a long time, we need to check it for poisoning first. Unfortunately, there is no spoon to take a little sip with.
Magni : *glug glug glug* NOW DAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!! I pledge my strength and honor to KHAZ MODAN's FINEST BREW!!

after that, the group cleared room by room until finally they reached the Frozen Throne...

Varian : this is the end of your reign fallen prince, now accept your demise!!
ARTHAS : you've never defeated me before, and never will!!
Varian : I have something that will...

Varian pulls out an urn and starts casting high level holy magic. After that, the urn shines with a mellow light, and a pale figure can be seen floating...

ARTHAS : YOU!!!! wait... who the hell are you?!
???? : Arthas.... it saddens my heart that a son cannot remember his father's face.... whos your daddy you little brat!!!!?

and with that the figure fires a powerful beam of light (100x normal dmg), and blasts the lich king to kingdom come.

Varian : it's finally over...
Magni : HOW'D YA DO DAT OLD MAN?!?
Terenas : it says on the screen, Cheat Enabled! everyone can do it too...

~FIN

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LoL

[flo0pz]

Kael'thas is dead, man

dia udah mati di Magister Terrace, itu akhir hidupnya, dia memang gak mati waktu dia jatuh ke crystal pit di Tempest Keep, tapi setelah ia berhasil membawa semua yang dibutuhkannya untuk men-summon kil'jaeden melalui sunwell, dia dibunuh di Magister Terrace

He is dead man

rajin2 baca lore nya gan :P

yeah... kan revamped? onyxia aja jd lv 80... kalo kata rapper negro pas bikin album baru setelah vakum lama... "YEAH YEAH YEAH NIGGA!! WE STILL HERE!!!" or in his own words... "It was merely a setback"

LOL

[venomblade]

good effort
tapi kesannya... gk ada kerjaan bgt

[dexbone]

kreatif jg
nice nice

[ravemastah]

Hoax ah fanfic!!

TAPI KOCAK BRADEER!

[ravemastah]

Lagian kk, menurut novel "Arthas" karangan Christie Golden, begitu Ner'zhul berkata pada Arthas "Now we are one, we shall blablablablabla..."

Artahs ngejawab "No, there are no "we" anymore, for now it is i who in control, and i want your power, every last of it !"

dan setelah itu kalo gak salah ada suara kayak jeritan dari helm itu...

nah...jadi Ner'zhul gak pernah bersekutu dengan Arthas

there is no "WE" are the lich king but "I AM" the lich king



hehehe enggak gan...tangga muter2 itu ada di dalem icecrown citadel



Kael'thas is dead, man

dia udah mati di Magister Terrace, itu akhir hidupnya, dia memang gak mati waktu dia jatuh ke crystal pit di Tempest Keep, tapi setelah ia berhasil membawa semua yang dibutuhkannya untuk men-summon kil'jaeden melalui sunwell, dia dibunuh di Magister Terrace

He is dead man

rajin2 baca lore nya gan :P

jgn maniak lore gan... gw ngerti lore tapi sdikit joke apa salahnya??? YOU KNOW MAGISTER TERRACE WAS MERELY A SETBACK!!! DEATHWING RETURN TO HIS ELVEN FORM AND ITS KAEL!! LOLZ!

edit soal soulnya lichking.. itu masi spekulasi katanya arthas berkuasa,, ada yg bilang nerzhul yg nguasa ada juga yg emang bener" jadi 1 individu yg berbeda!!

sebenernya kocak juga itu orc sama human bersatu!

[ravemastah]

n ih ada yg baru okeh saya tau triple kills!!

Varian: "ARTHAS!!! Burn in hell you traiterous dog! For all the people you killed, for all the people you turned, for BOLVAR! Your death will be a painfull one"

LK: "Bold statements, but how can you kill that which has no life? "
Okay that was joke, the real speech is: "Bold statements for a mere human, especially when faced with your future king, with the true DEATHGOD"
*Jaina fires a pyroblast at Arthas, but Arthas easily negates its effect with an anti magic zone*
LK:"Jaina, it's been a while. I see you haven't changed one bit"

Jaina: "You are not the Arthas I knew, you are a monster! One that I will gladly slaughter"

LK: "So much anger, so much hate......you really have been threading in my own footsteps all along now......*laughter*"

Varian: "Time to make ends to this Arthas!!!"

*battle with 4 stages begins, one of LK's abilities is Army of the death that the raid must deal with before continuing to dps LK. Jaina is shacled in ice and rendered harmless after stage 1, Varian gets knocked down after Stage 2*
*beginning of stage 3*

LK: "Kneel before your king! You will make excellent puppets to my army"
*LK prepares to deal the final blow to Varian*
*suddenly the LK is hit by a force of light, LK turns around*
LK: "Tirion......I knew I was missing a rat!"
Tirion: "YO MOMMA!!!" Okay joke again.....anyway: "Arthas, his time you have no where to run!"
LK: "You remind me of Uther....and I will enjoy slaughtering you too!!!"
*walls crumble, revealing a scourge army*
Tirion: "Knights of the Silver Hand!"
*Silver Hand knights join the fight and battle the scourge*

*stage 4 begins, raid battles against the scourge army,a s Tirion holds Arthas busy in the abckground, this stage is timed as Tirions hp runs out as time passes*
*after stage 4 the Raid can help Tirion fight*
*When Arthas is at 1/2%, he becomes unattakable adn the raid is frozen to watch the ending*

*LK strikes Tirion, and Tirion falls to the ground heavily wounded. LK walks towards tirion*

LK: "This is where it ends.....this is where the Light fails and darkness overwhelms..."
*Tirion grabs LK legs as varian rushed into the battle once again*
Tirion: "Varian NOW!"
LK : "Too late!!"
*the LK breaks free and kills Tirion*
Jaina: "Tirion!!!!"
Varian:"DIE!!!"
*Varian lunges at the LK, but is easily repelled. The LK know holds Varian and Jaina in a choke hold, similair to that of the Black knight, for those who have done ToC*

"Have you forgotten?......"
LK:"So you have returned to join me once again?"
*Darion Mograine walks towards Tirions corpse. picks up the Ashbringer and it immeadilty starts burning his hand*
Darion: "Today is the day.....to rid you of this world as I vowed. Today the scourge shall be eradicated!"

*Darion, who's whole arm is now bruning with holy fire (as the Ashbringer is to holy for an undeath such as him) Runs towards the LK and a battle ensues*

*Varian gets up and Rushes towards the Lk as Darion does the same from the other side*

LK: "Your Pathetic attempts are amusing!"
*Jaine freezes the Lk in place*
LK: "What!? No! ARGHHH, I can't be defeated by this scum!"
*Both Varians swords and the Ashbringer are thrusted into the LK*
LK: "Don't think you won....this is merely a setback!" Okay lol, now for real : "Don't think you've won jsut yet....Death cannot be defeated, Death is inevitable!"
*The LK's body rapidly decays and his armor falls to the ground, Frostmourne stuck into the ground...as his helm rolls towards Darions feet, darion crushes it with the Ashbringer*
Darion: "I can see the light...it is warm....it calls out to me.......Father?!"
*Darions body is consumed by Holy Fire*
The Citadel begins to crumble and everyone rushes out the the stormbreaker (thats what the alliances airship is called right?)
*A cinematic simailr to the wrathgate event shows the Citadel collapsing as you escape on the airship, afterwards, you see argent dawn members going trough the rubble to redeem the Ashbringer and to see if frostmourne survived. But Alas, neeither one can be found and the cinematic ends with an ceremonial to commemorate Bolvar,Tirion and Darion*

And thus the who and waht of the aShbringer and frostmourne remain for ppl to speculate across the boards for future expacs, and ppl can try looking for it in game, but It wont make a return untill PERHAPS after cataclysm.

Oww did I mention that Shadowmourne will be Saurfangs the Youngers Axe after he went DK ofcourse. So like mimirons head it will not drop of mimiron/Saurfang, but from the final boss, the LK.

Owww and last but not least:

Wall of text crits you for over 9000!!!!!

[ballinst]

The room is probably very chaotic right now, as all bosses can summon minions (arthas animate dead, jaina water elemental, sylvannas black arrow minions / charms, KT's Undeads, Anub's beetles)

-_-''
kocak tp critanya, brb baca smua
wkakwkw

@chaotic
sylvanas pernah kasar kok, "give my regards to hell, you son of a *****"
kael juga, abis dimaki2 sm garithos "insolent son of a.."