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    Default [text] Antara Ngupil & ML

    Suatu hari ada Seorang anak yang bertanya kepada bapaknya

    Anak : A
    Bapak : B


    A : Pak, kenapa sih Making Love itu enak Banget ??
    B : wah, itu kayak Sensasi waktu kamu Ngupil pake jari kamu, nak !

    A : Lalu, kenapa Cewe lebih menikmatinya pak ??
    B : Karena waktu kamu Ngupil yang kerasa paling enak kan Hidungmu dan bukan jari kamu.

    A : Terus, kenapa cewek benci banget amit2 jabang bayi kalo mereka diperkosa ??
    B : Seperti kalo kamu di jalan ketemu orang asing, terus org tersebut pengen ngupilin hidung kamu pake jari dia... Ngeselin kan ??

    A : Kenapa cewe nggak bisa / nggak mau gituan waktu mrk lagi datang bulan ??
    B : kalo hidung kamu berdarah, kamu masih pengen terus ngupil ?

    A : Katanya Semakin banyak ****** Laki2 yang keluar waktu orgasme, semakin besar kenikmatannya. bener nggak sih pak ??
    B: Semakin besar upil kamu yg dapet waktu ngorek, semakin puas gak kamu ?

    A : knp cowo gak suka pake Kondom sewaktu Making Love ?
    B : Kamu suka gak ngupil pake sarung tangan ??

    A : wah bapak pinter banget deh.. hehe






    Kesimpulan : Buat yg belom married, kalo lagi pengen ML But gak ada penyaluran mending Ngupil aja !!!




    Last edited by flame_madoka; 13-10-09 at 14:30.

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    awkakwka.... kocak... mantab juga....

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    Kocak wkwkwkwk

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    boleh juga
    sayangnya ini repost~

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    Quote Originally Posted by flame_madoka View Post
    A : knp cowo gak suka pake Kondom sewaktu Making Love ?
    B : Kamu suka gak ngupil pake sarung tangan ??

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    huahauhua bisaaa aja ini si TS.. msk akal msk akal..

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    numpang ngakak dolo kk
    wkakka
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    awkakwkaw enak ga ngupil pake sarung tangan?


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    nice post

    brb ngupil...

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    OWGH good2 grp send

    btw emang enak apa ngupil pake sarung tangan??


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    maaf ngetiknya kepeleset bos
    Last edited by hoamm; 14-10-09 at 19:22.

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    Repost sich......punya ane......wkwkw

    Tp gpp.......yg penting tetep menghibur......
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    wkwkwkwk....
    penganti ny ngupil
    WKWKKW
    CACAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoamm View Post
    OWGH good2 brp send

    btw emang enak apa ngupil pake sarung tangan??
    BRP = Bad Reputation points ???
    tp kok Commentnya Good ???

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    ni repost gan, tpi gpp, keep posting daa.... walopun ne repost, gw ga bosen" ngebayangin betapa GA ENAKNYA ngupil pake sarunga tangan

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    tp masih ktawa aj gw liad ny

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