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  1. 14-10-09, 21:14 #1
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    Default [Share] Hal lucu tentang pikiran orang yg gila internet

    Tanda-Tanda terjadinya penyakit kecanduan internet adalah:

    1. Mas kawin yang anda minta di hari pernikahan adalah seperangkat komputer dan modem.Tunai!

    2. Bel di rumah anda bertuliskan "Click here to continue"

    3. Pintu kamar mandi anda bertuliskan "This site contains adult material,please verify your age"

    4. Anda menanyakan apakah ada email baru kepada pak pos yang mengantarkan kartu lebaran

    5. Mimpi anda selalu berawalan http://www

    6. Anda menggunakan search engine untuk mencari anak anda yang tidak pulang ke rumah selama 3 hari

    7. "Unable to locate your server!" kata anda ketika menerima telepon salah sambung.

    8. Anak-anak anda diberi nama Joko.gov agar kelak dia menjadi pegawai sipil atau Tole.edu agar kelak dia menjadi guru

    9. Suara dengkuran anda mirip dengan suara Handshake modem

    10. Anda susah menggerakkan jari anda karena sudah online 36 jam

    11. Anda menonton film "The Net"....99 kali

    12. Ketika anda menyeruduk mobil lain,yang anda cari adalah tombol UNDO

    13.Istri anda meletakkan wig diatasmonitor anda untuk mengingatkan seperti apa tampangnya.

    14.Anda memberi nama anak anda Eudora,Netscape dan mIRC.Dan kalau anda lebih demokratis anda akan memberi nama anak anda Linux atau dostro-distronya

    15. Anda mmperkenalkan diri anda sebagai: [email protected] www.domain.com

    16.anda membuat tato di badan anda "This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 5.5 or higher"

    17.Anda meninggalkan antrian tiket kereta api dan mengatakan "request time out!"

    18.ketika anda depresi,anda menyesal tubuh anda tidak dilengkapi tombol Ctrl-Alt-De

    19.jika anda gila forum, maka saat menuju antrian anda dapat pertama, otomatis anda akan berpikir PERTAMAXXX khusus indo

    20. Anda membaca tulisan ini sampai habis

    21. anda berkata klimax or pertamax d post 2 ato 6

    22. [indo only] ketika internet anda lag, anda akan mengatakan ato berpikiran [Slowly]

    23. [IDGS forumer only] anda akan refleks mengambil batu bata jika melihat orang yg kurangajar

    24. [IDGS f317 forumer only] ketika anda mendengar kata GG alias great game, maka anda reflek akan berpikir gegehare

    25. [IDGS F317 forumer only] anda akan berpikir miyabi jika anda melihat mi indomie

    26. ketika anda kecurian, anda akan berkata "anying gw kehack!"

    27. Ketika anda salah mengucapkan kata, maka yang muncul di kepala anda adalah tombol edit atau delete

    28. [IDGS forumer only you will say "GTFO from this place or ill throw a brick for ya" if malaysian people shows up with an "*****-flaming post"

    29. ketika anda melihat bahasa jepang atau bahasa mandarin, anda akan berpikir

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    Translation: Japanese » English

    brick

    Dictionary:

    noun

    1. brick
    2. briquet
    3. briquette

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  2. 14-10-09, 21:14 #2
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    sebagian ada yang ngarang, tapi sebagian ada d pikiran orang, cm ga diterapin aj k dunia nyata
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  3. 14-10-09, 21:16 #3
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    BUka jalan untuk KLIMAX....
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  4. 14-10-09, 21:17 #4
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    ikut buka jalan
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  5. 14-10-09, 21:20 #5
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    bismillah ...........
    klimaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    JUNK ADALAH SENI ...
    JUNKERS ADALAH PELAKU SENI ...
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    ya ampun gagal klimaxxxxx
    JUNK ADALAH SENI ...
    JUNKERS ADALAH PELAKU SENI ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHanz2nd View Post
    ya ampun gagal klimaxxxxx
    gagal darimana

    bawah gw ga ada obatny
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  8. 14-10-09, 21:22 #8
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    KLI M A X GA GA L

    Whenever I see her, I know that she is the only one for me.
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  9. 14-10-09, 21:22 #9
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    AMAXX


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    yg point 2 pantas untuk di coba
    Gemini, The Two-Facets Personality
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    wkwkw baru liat gw joke kek gene
    buat sendiri?

    Who is Trafalgar Law? The Captain and Doctor of the Heart Pirates? a Man with bounty 200.000.000 Beli? Surgeon of Death? No , He is just a Rookie Pirate who know the meaning about "Will of D."

    "I told you, I'm waiting for the right time...Dont get rushed, "One Piece" isn't going anywhere...Now, enough talking, Shut up and follow my orders...I'll be sure, To steal the proper throne" - Trafalgar Law

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    Quote Originally Posted by gegehare View Post
    wkwkw baru liat gw joke kek gene
    buat sendiri?
    70% sendiri 30% gw ambil dr note temen gw
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    nais banget
    terutama yg ini :

    12. Ketika anda menyeruduk mobil lain,yang anda cari adalah tombol UNDO

    mbrukakaka

    Who is Trafalgar Law? The Captain and Doctor of the Heart Pirates? a Man with bounty 200.000.000 Beli? Surgeon of Death? No , He is just a Rookie Pirate who know the meaning about "Will of D."

    "I told you, I'm waiting for the right time...Dont get rushed, "One Piece" isn't going anywhere...Now, enough talking, Shut up and follow my orders...I'll be sure, To steal the proper throne" - Trafalgar Law

    GeGeHaRe One Piece Predictions
    New Nakama - Country Of Brigands - Wano Country - X Mark - Fire Sword
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    Tapi perasaan repost dhe...
    Gapapa dhe... Salah satu team KLIMAX sih...

    MrHanz2nd->stress=stress;
    stress==Gagal Klimax

    MrHanz2nd = Klimax
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    Quote Originally Posted by gegehare View Post
    nais banget
    terutama yg ini :

    12. Ketika anda menyeruduk mobil lain,yang anda cari adalah tombol UNDO

    mbrukakaka
    gw dapet ini ide pas gw lg bkin animasi mobil ketabrak, ga tauny jd masuk dah k sini
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