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[Redloner]

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. What is your problem?'
Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his Questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'.


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'

Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?
Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'
Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy.: 'Pockets.'
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
Delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..
Boy.: Shake hands
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Fire truck
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
'Send this Boy to
Cambridge University
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'

[Fraternity]

pertamax..

brb baca


---EDIT----

gila.. itu bocah pinter amad..
dari maw ke kls 4 lngsung di suruh ke Cambridge university..

itu bocah einstein kan?

[detective007]

Wakakakaka.... Goblog.... madam nya mikir mesum!!

[Redloner]

pertamax..

brb baca

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[SERIUS]



srsly dude..

[luna_croz]

weleh.. gw baca 1x gw kira joke ternyata bukan untuk yg ke2kali

[Redloner]

makanya gwa kasi tag serius..

Ngena juga ini cerita di gwa..

[the_omicron]

bused ini ngapain pake tag serius

[Fraternity]

@redloner
uda baca.. mantap.. itu bocah nalarnya jln amat..
dari mnta ke kls 4 malah nyampe" ke cambridge university..
sry ga ke baca tagnya....

[detective007]

Gw juga bingung. Kenapa pake tag serius. IMO sih lebih kearah joke..

[Redloner]

baca lebih teliti gan.. ini maknanya dalem... at least bagi gwa...

[cloudkr]

serius dimna nya ini ya

pesan moral nya apa ya ? yg bisa dijadiin serius

imo ini lebih mengarah ke joke

[Redloner]

sigh

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
'Send this Boy to
Cambridge University
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'

Baca part ini lagi..

Anak kecil aja mengerti dengan sepenuhnya apa yang dibutuhkan seseorang dalam pernikahan.. Yang banyak sekali disalah artikan atau bahkan dilupakan oleh orang dewasa dan bahkan menggunakan interpretasi yang lain untuk membuktikannya...

[detective007]

Gw udah baca 3 kali. Dan ini mengarah ke arah joke... IMHO loh...

[the_omicron]

Sorry to say this but..

Public Opinion IS A Fact




Sekali lagi sori 2 TS untuk tidak mengerti maknanya

[Redloner]

Sorry to say this but..

Public Opinion IS an altered Fact




Sekali lagi sori 2 TS

fix'd..