Terminator Parody (Again, no fanatics)

[Alter_Ego]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHyEFefqAIk

ngakak gan buat yg fanatik jgn protes ya...dah dikasi peringatan...

Spoiler untuk Captions, buat yg kurang bisa denger inggrisnya :

Narrator : Unto this world a child was born.
Trader : Enjoying the night air, my brother?
Terminator : your robes, give them to me
Trader : I come bearing many gifts but I assure you my robes is not among them
Terminator : What are you? some kind of wise guy?
Trader : Well, actually yes...

*DZIG*

Terminator : Hasta La Vista, Baby Jesus....

Jesus : Allright, allright, settle down. Did I made enough? good.
Terminator : Get Down!

*DOR*

Terminator : Come with me if you want to live
Jesus : What have you done?
Terminator : They were going to arrest you
Jesus : I know
Terminator : And Crucify you
Jesus : This suppose to happen
Terminator : what are you? a glutton for punishment?

Narrator : In the beginning there was Arnold
Terminator : I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton, my mission is to protect you
Jesus : I appreciate your concern, and I realized you have travelled a great distance. but there is a plan, a master plan. I can't explain to you now, but you must- stay away.

*DOR*

Jesus : and you cannot go around killing people
Terminator : Why?
Jesus : Because it is one of god's commandment "thou shalt not kill"
Terminator : Why?
Jesus : Because it's a sin
Terminator : Why?
Jesus : Because it's not nice
Terminator : Why?
Jesus : Forgive him father, he's a robot from the future

Narrator : Thou shalt not miss this movie, now come witness the miracle

Jesus : Brothers, my time with you is almost over. but for now, let us eat.
Terminator : Eat this!

*DOR*

Jesus : you just don't get it do you?
Terminator : you have been targeted for termination
Jesus : I already told you, I supposed to die for the sins of mankind

*Judas Revives*

Terminator : I was programmed to protect you

*DOR*

Jesus : STOP! Stop killing judas!
Terminator : But he's going to betray you
Jesus : I know! look, I got a lot in my mind right now and you really starting to stress me up OK? OK!?

*Judas Revives again*

Terminator : Pontius Pilate at ten o'clock!

*DOR*

Jesus : Gimme that thing!


Narrator : This Christmas, the meek shall inherit the action
Terminator : Don't worry, he'll be back

*woman cries*

Terminator : why?