Code:
http://scienceblogs.com/intersection/2007/12/santa_claus_makes_green_decisi.php
Cerita:
Just before Xmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the lift (elevator) at the Ritz Hotel in London. As the lift travelled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a £50 note lying on the lift's floor.
Which one picked up the £50 note, and handed it in at reception?
Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!
Code:
http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_christmas_cartoons.htm
Kalau cuma 1 pic dan 1 teks, maka aku akan memakai 2 jokes di atas ^^
Yang di bawah cuma u/ jokes bebas
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Snowmen Jokes:
* What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
* What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes .
* What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
* What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
* What do you call a snowman in the tropics?
Lost.
* What happened when the shy snowgirl ditched her snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
* What do cool snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps.
* What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers.
* Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
* How do snowmen travel to the snow-field?
By icicle.
* Which cereal do healthy snowmen have for breakfast?
Frosties! Snowmen jokes
* What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
Chilly sauce!
* What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
* What did the snowman's hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.
* What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball.
* Why did the snow-drop ?
Because it heard the cro-cus.
* How do you explain ice to a child?
Skid stuff!
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