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    Default [Joke]Pejabat yang patut di contoh :p

    Contoh Pejabat Anti Korupsi

    Setelah proyek multimilyar dollar selesai, sang dirjen kedatangan tamu bule wakil dari HQ kantor pemenang tender.
    Bule: "Pak, ada hadiah dari kami untuk bapak. Saya parkir dibawah mercy S 320."
    Dirjen : "Anda mau menyuap saya? ini apa-apaan? tender dah kelar kok. jangan gitu ya, bahaya tau haree genee ngasih-ngasih hadiah."
    Bule: "Tolonglah pak diterima. kalau gak, saya dianggap gagal membina relasi oleh kantor pusat."
    Dirjen: "Ah, jangan gitu dong. saya gak sudi!!"
    Bule (mikir ): "Gini aja, pak. gimana kalau bapak beli saja mobilnya..."
    Dirjen: "Mana saya ada uang beli mobil mahal gitu!!"
    Bule menelpon kantor pusat.
    Bule: "Saya ada solusi, Pak. bapak beli mobilnya dg harga rp.10.000,- saja."
    Dirjen: "Bener ya? OK, saya mau. jadi ini bukan suap. pake kwitansi ya.."
    Bule: "Tentu, Pak.."
    Bule menyiapkan dan menyerahkan kwitansi. dirjen membayar dengan uang 50 ribuan. mereka pun bersalaman.
    Bule (sambil membuka dompet ): "Ini kembaliannya Rp.40.000,-."
    Dirjen: "Gak usah pakai kembalian segala. tolong kirim 4 mobil lagi ke rumah saya ya..."
    Bule : F*CK u(
    Never depend on the others. Help Your SELF if you can!

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    amax sambil baca

    entah napa rasanya pernah baca dolo, tp lupa dimana...
    Gemini, The Two-Facets Personality

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    owakowakwoa patut di contoh tidak bisa di sogok owakowa

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    pasti bule nya ganteng

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    wajar lahhh
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    kalo menurut penerawangan gw sih.. pasti muka nya mirip sama brad pitt

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    pasti dirjennya pernah main dota . .
    http://static.indogamers.com/signaturepics/sigpic66247_49.gif

    "Many people die at 25 and aren't buried until they are 75."
    - Benjamin Franklin -


    "Life battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man.
    Sooner or later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can."

    - Vince Lombardi -

    When I am down and oh my soul so weary, when troubles come and my heart burdened be.
    Then I am still and wait here in the silence, until You come and sit awhile with me.

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    ....

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    kenapa harus "bule" ?

    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    ― George Carlin ―

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    karena Bule

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    bluee..

    Need dota 2 invite..

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    yg gw tau bulenya pasti ganteng...

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    bule afrika kale , wakakakakakka
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    WOI OM MOD POST AN LO ITU TRUS CACAD

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    sir bule, nitip!! pake ayam

    tolong kirim ke tower 1 line bawah...

    10.000 goldtransfer Bule
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKT-ID_BARU- View Post
    bule afrika kale , wakakakakakka
    makin suka gwa...

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