WoW jokes

[Legion I Command]

The Warlock Poem

Once upon a time,
there was a beautiful RPG,
it's name was World of Warcraft,
and there were lot's of things to see!

The game had nine different classes,
each with their specialty,
and you could choose completely,
which one you wanted to be!

There were Paladins, Shamans and Druids,
there were many things they could do!
It also had Mages and Hunters,
They kinda did pewpew!

And don't forget the priest,
the master of the heals!
And ofcourse the rogues and warriors,
they were masters of "FAST KEELS"!

And last, there was the warlock.
Wicked, awesome and cruel.
They were supposed to dps like mages.
And debuff you in a duel!

Well, this was what the book said,
which was included with the game.
But warlocks kinda sucked!
Yep, that sure was lame.

And so people were happy,
with the class they rolled.
All, except the warlock.
They didnt get what they were told!

And so they went to the forums,
and said: "i've got something to say!"
But all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play".

And so the warlocks played,
the first 60's were already here!
But the warlock was still a mushroom,
and they only got a nerf to fear.

And the warlock's went to the forums,
and said: " Why am i not a predator but prey? "
And all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play".

Some time had passed now,
maybe half a year.
But warlocks were still useless.
And again Blizzard nerfed fear.

" If they are keeping it like this,
and don't know if this is what I'll stay!"
But all the classes replied:
" It's fine, just learn2play! "

But then something awesome happened.
It sure was a beautiful thing!
On that very day,
Blizzard crowned the Warlock king!

They got DPS like mages,
even better, at some times!
And they could debuff people!
As good as this sentence rhymes!

Now people were feared of warlocks,
and not only the spell.
Cause if they met a warlock,
there we're going straight to hell!

And all the classes went to the forums,
and said: " This is not good, no!
" Where is my free honor? "
" My rank is now SO low! "

" We demand a nerf Blizzard!
This is not okay! "
But all the warlocks replied:
"It's fine, just learn2play "

[ravemastah]

facepalm itu apa ya ?
muka kelapa sawit !?
....

semacam capedeh..

coba liat emot capedeh nya ka*ku*

[ajungg]

zzz gw tanya guru b.inggris cape itu tired .
kok facepalm .
julia ngasal ah
heu

[keoz]

[Rivendare]

apaan itu??? give a boobjob???

[ravemastah]

zzz gw tanya guru b.inggris cape itu tired .
kok facepalm .
julia ngasal ah
heu

woh emg klo ngomong capedahhhh kita cape? ya esensi nya sama kyk /facepalm

[gil4ng_demonic]

apaan itu??? give a boobjob???

ah ente pura-piura alim nih

[papepape]

WTB boobjob.

[Exodia_nesS]

WTB boobjob.

[ravemastah]

RT @

WTB boobjob.

[miscalculation]

Your mom is soo fat that when I shadowstepd her I got a DC.
Your mom is soo fat it takes 2 warlocks to summon her.
Your mom is the reason Ragnaros lives underground.
Your mom is the reason Illidan fleed to Outland.

The doctor called me and said I only have 6 months left to live. I said, "That's terrible! Isn't there anything I can do?"
He said, "Well, you can get a WoW account and farm rep in Silithus."
I said, "Will that help?"
He said, "No, but it'll be the longest 6 months you've ever lived."

You know your a warcraft addict that when your microwave dings you yell "GRATZ!!!"

Q. How do you know when you’re addicted to Wow?
A. When your girlfriends panties have a low drop rate.

Three wives are sitting on rocking chairs on the porch, when the first wife says "my husband is a rogue. He likes to do it from behind."
The second wife giggles and says "my husband is a warrior... and he has stamina to last ALL night!"
Both wives stop rocking, and look at wife #3. She starts turning an embarassed shade of red, and finally mutters...
"My husband is a mage... and I HATE Polymorph!"

Your momma's so fat, she gets stuck at Authenticating.

Your mom is so fat that theres no glyphon that could take her to dalaran.
Your mom is the reason why dalaran food vendors never goes out of town.

Three friends, human rogue, night elf warrior and gnomue mage have came to king to do a task that he will give to them, and the king gave them a task:
-You all need to bring a tool to dig up a hole in my backyard.
And so all 3 friends brang theyr tools , first was human rogue, he came with spoon, he digged the damn hole for 3 days, then the king told him to push in his ass his tool and he will reward him , he did it and got 100 gold. 2nd came night elf warrior ,he brang a showel , he digged for 5 hours , then king told him to do same what did rogue, he did it , but was crying and laughing at same time , then king asked him:
-Why are u crying and laughing at same time?,- Elf responed:
-I`m crying couse it fcking hurts, and i`m laughing couse gnomue bringing tauren to help him.

your mom is so fat that she doesn't fit through Dark Portal
your mom is so fat, she fills up 5 slots in a raid group
your mom is so fat, at level 20 she gets aspect of whale
your mom is so fat that mages have to conjure cinnamon rolls on the other side of the portal to get her through

Why is Thunder Bluff built on a cliff?
so they didn't have to build a sewage system.
So what do you get if you try to camp out next to Thunder Bluff?
a whole lot of bullsh!t.
What if you camp out under the Tauren government center?
Bureaucratic Bullsh!t.

how many gnomes does it take to paint a house?
it depends how hard you throw em!

What's the worst thing about playing a Paladin?
Having to tell your parents that you're gay

you play WoW so much...on my warlock when i cast drain life on you it says "Warning target has no life"

your mom is so fat, when illidan saw her he said "I WAS NOT PREPARED!!!"

A dwarf walks into a bar and orders 15 glasses of ale.
A human hearing him says: "You fool! Don't you know over 100 men die of alcohol every year?" "That's okay. I'm a Dwarf."

sumber:dari berbagai porum luar

Lagi donk joke momnya.... kocak

[ilhamyt]

apaan itu??? give a boobjob???

Alah biasanya juga *******

WTB boobjob.

swt ene awkoawkaw

[gil4ng_demonic]

What's the worst thing about playing a Paladin?
Having to tell your parents that you're gay

sebegitu parahkah reputasi orang yang maen pally di offi

[Lisma_san]

garing

sangking garingnya davion ampe keluar........


om usulin ada even phoenix hatcheling lg.... nyari jasa nyari ini pet di bayar 30k gold g ada yg mau... stress neh kk mana bentaran lg pensi tp phoenix blm dpt2

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