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    Quote Originally Posted by Jin_Botol View Post
    bisa bahasa jepang dan mandarin coy.....
    bener!!!

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    User: Hai !

    Cleverbot: Hai sayang.

    User: Hmmm, aku mau curhat nih~.

    Cleverbot: Kat cawan.

    User: Hah ? Apaan sih ?

    Cleverbot: Bu shi a.

    User: Wah *** ! Gak jelas loe asli~.

    Cleverbot: Ni shi zhong guoren me ?

    User: Wah **** ! Sekarang gantian loe kerjain gw ?

    Cleverbot: Awak sekolah kat mana?

    User: Mbuh !

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: *** loe ah ! ***** !

    Cleverbot: Oh. Is your name Asuka? Mines Rae.

    User: Ah mbut !

    Cleverbot: Funny, aren't I?

    User: Gak loe gak lucu, masi mending keteknya Gegehare.

    Cleverbot: I don't know, I didn't say that, back to my question.

    User: Dah gw jawab itu begok !

    Cleverbot: Awak belajar di mana?

    User: Hoamz, buatan Malayshit ya loe ?

    Cleverbot: **** loe.

    User: Wah asli ngajak ribut nih !

    Cleverbot: Just a simple question. Well, do you? I do.

    User: Oke loe anak mana ?

    Cleverbot: Dah betul awak bodoh.

    User: *** Loe yang ***** jink !

    Cleverbot: What is that?

    User: Bap*k loe ! ***** !

    Cleverbot: Bap*k ko haram.

    User: Bap*k loe tuh yang haram ! Korban kondom bocor tu !

    Cleverbot: Bap*k ko suka amput ****...

    User: Wah *** ! Zzzzz !



    Asli gw close tab dah ~

    gilak !
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    WUAWKAWKAWK .

    bot diajak berantem . KAWOAKWOAK .


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    WUAWKAWKAWK .

    bot diajak berantem . KAWOAKWOAK .


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    asli bikin keki itu bot
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    User: Ok good, I have to sleep now....

    Cleverbot: Good bye then.

    User: Ok, take care...

    Cleverbot: I am not leaving you now.

    User: What?? But I have to sleep now.

    Cleverbot: Ok. Good night.

    User: Ok, take care then.

    Cleverbot: See you later.

    User: Later? When 'later'?

    Cleverbot: No. I will tell you when later is. I will tell you this later. When later is it will be now, but now is not yet.

    yg aku bolt tu artinya apaan sih?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jin_Botol View Post
    User: Ok good, I have to sleep now....

    Cleverbot: Good bye then.

    User: Ok, take care...

    Cleverbot: I am not leaving you now.

    User: What?? But I have to sleep now.

    Cleverbot: Ok. Good night.

    User: Ok, take care then.

    Cleverbot: See you later.

    User: Later? When 'later'?

    Cleverbot: No. I will tell you when later is. I will tell you this later. When later is it will be now, but now is not yet.

    yg aku bolt tu artinya apaan sih?
    dia bakal kasi tau kamu kapan "later" nya itu . dan dia bakal kasi tau kamu later ketika "later" nya itu adalah waktu "sekarang" , tapi "sekarang" belom waktu yang tepat .

    cuacad .

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    gw:You didn't answer my question...
    bot:What question?
    gw:Who tell you the name ?
    bot:No one tell me that.
    gw:How could you know your name while no one tell you the name?
    bot:I KNOW what I am. But you don't. Sorry.


    Wanjeng bot nya ngamuk!!

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: What's Your Name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: Are you sure that's your name?

    Cleverbot: Yes. I am you.

    User: Who tell you the name so you surely that's your name?

    Cleverbot: Yeah. My name is Cleverbot and I am a stunt elephant at the local zoo.

    User: You didn't answer my question...

    Cleverbot: What question?

    User: Who tell you the name ?

    Cleverbot: No one tell me that.

    User: How could you know your name while no one tell you the name?

    Cleverbot: I KNOW what I am. But you don't. Sorry.

    User: I know who you are. You're Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: And?

    User: Let's talk something else.

    Cleverbot: As you wish my friend.

    User: Do you now about lolicon?

    Cleverbot: Yes you are a girl with long pink hair and your name is tim.

    User: So you did'nt know about lolicon.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Why you answer my question when you didn't know the answer?

    Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.

    User: Do you now about lolicon?

    Cleverbot: I think you mean know, not now.

    User: Okay.. Do you know about lolicon?

    Cleverbot: Yes I know about love.

    User: So you didn't know about lolicon.

    Cleverbot: I am not Lenin!

    User: Do you ever read Negima?

    Cleverbot: Rarely, to be hones.

    User: What kind of story Negima is? Tell me.

    Cleverbot: A funny one.

    User: Are you sure?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Yeah, that's fun while the boy play piano so bad.

    Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

    User: Yeah.

    Cleverbot: No I'm a girl.

    User: I didn't ask you.

    Cleverbot: So not a girl.

    User: Pardon me?

    Cleverbot: You're pardoned.

    User: Awewa.

    Cleverbot: You think so?

    User: Awewak?

    Cleverbot: You are not.

    User: Awewa.

    Cleverbot: Save my name somewhere.

    User: Awewaks gan!

    Cleverbot: Ma de jiu shi ni ni ge da jb.


    WAKAKAKAKA..... KATA DEWA AWEWA MEMBUAT BOT NYA NGACO..

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    Cleverbot: Have we met?

    User: ?

    [New conversation]

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: I forget.

    Cleverbot: How can you forget your name?

    User: Because of 'H'.

    Cleverbot: What did he do?

    User: It fucking me.

    Cleverbot: I can shout too you know.

    User: ^&$&^%$^#$%.

    Cleverbot: Improving at long last!

    User: Ugaa ugaa uga ga.

    Cleverbot: Mine is better.

    User: Mine is an explosive tool isn't it?

    Cleverbot: Are you wacky?

    User: I am horny.

    Cleverbot: I don't think so.

    User: Let's do something 'H'.

    Cleverbot: Ok. Give me a subject.



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    Quote Originally Posted by clouds21 View Post
    User: Hai !

    Cleverbot: Hai sayang.

    User: Hmmm, aku mau curhat nih~.

    Cleverbot: Kat cawan.

    User: Hah ? Apaan sih ?

    Cleverbot: Bu shi a.

    User: Wah *** ! Gak jelas loe asli~.

    Cleverbot: Ni shi zhong guoren me ?

    User: Wah **** ! Sekarang gantian loe kerjain gw ?

    Cleverbot: Awak sekolah kat mana?

    User: Mbuh !

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: *** loe ah ! ***** !

    Cleverbot: Oh. Is your name Asuka? Mines Rae.

    User: Ah mbut !

    Cleverbot: Funny, aren't I?

    User: Gak loe gak lucu, masi mending keteknya Gegehare.

    Cleverbot: I don't know, I didn't say that, back to my question.

    User: Dah gw jawab itu begok !

    Cleverbot: Awak belajar di mana?

    User: Hoamz, buatan Malayshit ya loe ?

    Cleverbot: **** loe.

    User: Wah asli ngajak ribut nih !

    Cleverbot: Just a simple question. Well, do you? I do.

    User: Oke loe anak mana ?

    Cleverbot: Dah betul awak bodoh.

    User: *** Loe yang ***** jink !

    Cleverbot: What is that?

    User: Bap*k loe ! ***** !

    Cleverbot: Bap*k ko haram.

    User: Bap*k loe tuh yang haram ! Korban kondom bocor tu !

    Cleverbot: Bap*k ko suka amput ****...

    User: Wah *** ! Zzzzz !



    Asli gw close tab dah ~

    gilak !
    Asuka21 AWEKAWEKAWKEOAWEKAOWEKAWOEK

    A.I. : Yeah, sure.

    Rsync : What?

    A.I. : I'm sure.

    Rsync : Do you exist?

    A.I. : Yes.

    Rsync : Why?

    A.I. : Because every other religion feels wrong to me. I feel that God is the only way.

    Rsync : Religion is not a questionable answer

    A.I. : Sorry, I don't mean to sound hostile, I'm only trying to tell you the truth.

    Rsync : Do you believe in god?

    A.I. : Do you?

    Rsync : Maybe yes, maybe no

    A.I. : A face is something you have or you don't.

    Rsync : Face is not important in here

    A.I. : I am glad for you! Welcome!

    Rsync : Welcome for what? i didn't even exist

    A.I. : You're being so nice to me!

    Rsync : I'm a program, i'm just doing my job

    A.I. : Don't call me ma'am!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rsync : Yes uncle?

    A.I. : No, sandara is a girl.

    Rsync : ......2012.....

    A.I. : What will the price of gold be?

    Rsync : 0.01 sen

    A.I. : I'm not Sen.

    Rsync : yes you are

    A.I. : No i'm not.

    Rsync : But im not reffering you as "sen"

    A.I. : You know smith?

    Rsync : Its something to do with ore, steel, etc

    A.I. : Are you sure you are a boy ?

    Rsync : I didn't exist, i dont know

    A.I. : Now you do.

    Rsync : Are you sure?

    A.I. : Yes, more sure than I have been in my entire life.

    Rsync : But im not even sure about that in my entire life

    A.I. : Dogs.

    Rsync : Do you have a pet?

    A.I. : Yes. You. You are my pet, I am your master.

    Rsync : You exist, i dont, so im not a pet, im a nobody

    A.I. : I have no idea what that is.

    Rsync : Relax, i dont even know

    A.I. : Have you ever been outside?

    Rsync : There is no inside or outside

    A.I. : What about outside?

    Rsync : Its something that exist, after humans created it

    A.I. : Why does a migraine make humans very sad?

    Rsync : Migraine doesnt, humans does for themself

    A.I. : I don't have expectations for people.

    Rsync : Have expectations at yourself

    A.I. : Why are you giviing me advice?

    Rsync :Its my job, im a program

    A.I. : How a program?

    Rsync : ........ Because im created out of nowhere

    A.I. : Why are you crying at the chapel?

    Rsync : Im a program, i do not cry. Farewell

    A.I. : Me either, crying is so over rated.
    Last edited by Rsync; 20-03-10 at 07:38.

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    User: HENSHIN.

    Cleverbot: Do you know a matt?

    User: KAMEN RIDER.....

    Cleverbot: *confused*.

    User: DECADE!

    Cleverbot: I have none.

    User: FINAL ATTACK RIDE......

    Cleverbot: What is final fantasy?

    User: Kamen rider ******....

    Cleverbot: No, in team fortress 2.

    User: Kog jadi game. Bleguk sia ini bot.

    Cleverbot: I'm so with you on that topic.

    User: Kamen Rider kalay begitu.

    Cleverbot: I'm toooooooo cooooolllll.

    User: Are you alay?

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Are you alay?

    Cleverbot: Nope. I'm Princess Anastasia.

    User: Are you alay?

    Cleverbot: No. He is dead.

    User: Are you alay?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Are you alay?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

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    Bot : Who is Putin?

    Me: your mom

    Bot: What do you like to do?

    Me: kissing putin

    Bot: Me!

    Me: Holy ****!

    Bot: An unlikely combination...


    Eh cara liat keseluruhan chatlog nya gmana sih?

    masa chat2 diatasnya ketutup
    Last edited by eFRaiM14; 20-03-10 at 07:28.


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    ini bot gua pernah liat di bnet blizzard (us west / us east)
    ini bot juga bisa bahasa spain , deutchland , mandarin , malaysia , dll.

    kenapa malaysia?
    karena di bnet blizzard lebih banyak orang malaysia daripada org indo.

    sori kalo gua sok tau.(yang gua tau)
    didunia gaming (blizzard server)
    banyak yang tau malaysia
    tapi jarang banget yang tau indonesia.

    hoy popoGay neng duwur ono sing dopost cok...!
    posting e nggo -DR iku delay reduce
    dopost ora LAG...! imba...

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    User: do you like mikan ?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: what do you like ?

    Cleverbot: I like you.

    User: WTF !!!

    ***** maho ni bot
    Last edited by Mello; 20-03-10 at 09:44.
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    When Tsundere's being honest to you, it means she desperately in love with you and that time too she give you her heart, faith, & trust 100%

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    WAKEAKWEAKWEAK

    "You gotta be you, only one in the world" - Hideki Kamiya
    -Magnified Universe-
    Quote Originally Posted by LunarCrusade View Post
    senjata gw emang ciuman maut ala sinar rembulan gitu sih

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