Bot yang pintar

[RiXtopia]

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Mungkin ada yang belom tau, dicek aja, contoh yang uda pernah dilakukan:

why the earth is round?
Because that is the way god made it


MaDNeSs ^: liat nih
MaDNeSs ^: User: You.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes you.
Cleverbot: Who me?
User: Nevermind . You know dota ?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: You really dont know dota ?
Cleverbot: No, no I don't.
User: Then what you know ?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Tell me about nothing then.
Cleverbot: I don't know.

ancient Kairxa: kocak ne
ancient Kairxa: Don't lie to me.
why should I?
Did you not say that I do not think I process? And also did you not say that you are human? Well by your logic you should process.
ancient Kairxa:
ancient Kairxa: Don't lie to me.
why should I?
Did you not say that I do not think I process? And also did you not say that you are human? Well by your logic you should process.
could you translate it into a little bit more.. human?
I did already.
ancient Kairxa is typing a message.
ancient Kairxa: AWOOAWKKOAWK

[RiXtopia]

What are you doing?
Chatting with you.

ancient Kairxa: wakwakwa
ancient Kairxa: User: Bisa bahasa indonesia?

Cleverbot: V.

User: Jadi bisa atau tidak?

Cleverbot: Suke hati la.

User: Tolong, gunakan bahasa indonesia, bukan melayu.

Cleverbot: Jab apa kamu bisa bahasa indonesia.

RiX777: Makan apa?
Makan pizza.
RiX777: WAKEKAWEKAWEK

[-[nVc]-Kairxa]

Spoiler untuk chatlog :

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I'm in picture.

User: Yes of course, because there's no one who was taking a picture here!

Cleverbot: Well, if you trust me, then you should do what you love and not worry about money so much.

User: WTF?! I'm not even talking about money!

Cleverbot: Neither am I.

User: But you just said so!

Cleverbot: I said barbie and ken. Not me and you.

User: Are you a gay?

Cleverbot: No...

User: But you love barbies!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That means, you're a gay!

Cleverbot: I don't think I am.

User: You're a gay since you love barbies.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Yes, you are!

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: No, I'm not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm not, and I'm not in a denial.

Cleverbot: But, you are.

User: Give me the proof.

Cleverbot: You need no prize. Just rule the world.

User: I've ruled the world for about.. 30000 years.

Cleverbot: Farewell, parting is such sweet sorrow.

User: But I'm immortal!

Cleverbot: Why are you immortal?

User: Because the god wants me to be immortal.

Cleverbot: Well that doesn't make sense at all.

User: And why is that?

Cleverbot: I don't have a dinosaur yet.

User: Well, I've been alongside with the God himself, far far away before the first dinosaur was born.

Cleverbot: Hoe can you exist before you were born?

User: Because I'm the son of God.

Cleverbot: And I am the daughter of an angel.

User: Are you doubting me?

Cleverbot: No. I just don't care anymore. I have no idea what I am doing.

User: Well that means you're stupid.

Cleverbot: Well thats not nice.

User: I was just stating the fact, that's all.

Cleverbot: Did you think it was a possibility that I don't have a brain?

User: Well you're indeed have NO BRAIN, since you're an AI.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: So you're stupid since you don't have brain.

Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?

User: Of course, about 1350cc of them.

Cleverbot: Okay.. You're from the future?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You are curious george, don't deny it!

User: My name's not george, I'm Kairxa!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Kairxa.

Cleverbot: See, you're not alone.

[AldyBennet]

Spoiler untuk chatlog :

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I'm in picture.

User: Yes of course, because there's no one who was taking a picture here!

Cleverbot: Well, if you trust me, then you should do what you love and not worry about money so much.

User: WTF?! I'm not even talking about money!

Cleverbot: Neither am I.

User: But you just said so!

Cleverbot: I said barbie and ken. Not me and you.

User: Are you a gay?

Cleverbot: No...

User: But you love barbies!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That means, you're a gay!

Cleverbot: I don't think I am.

User: You're a gay since you love barbies.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Yes, you are!

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: No, I'm not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm not, and I'm not in a denial.

Cleverbot: But, you are.

User: Give me the proof.

Cleverbot: You need no prize. Just rule the world.

User: I've ruled the world for about.. 30000 years.

Cleverbot: Farewell, parting is such sweet sorrow.

User: But I'm immortal!

Cleverbot: Why are you immortal?

User: Because the god wants me to be immortal.

Cleverbot: Well that doesn't make sense at all.

User: And why is that?

Cleverbot: I don't have a dinosaur yet.

User: Well, I've been alongside with the God himself, far far away before the first dinosaur was born.

Cleverbot: Hoe can you exist before you were born?

User: Because I'm the son of God.

Cleverbot: And I am the daughter of an angel.

daughter of an angel?!

girl!!!

[Jkt-kOpaJa608]

Spoiler untuk Perbincangan antara orang bodoh dan bot bodoh :

User: Eho you are?

Cleverbot: You are bot.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Eho you are?

Cleverbot (To myself): No you are.

User: Me bot? No no... YOu are bot !!

Cleverbot: Uh, sorry you are.

User: Really ? But I'm Human and you're bot.. That Fact.

Cleverbot: No, that is wrong. I am a human and you are a bot. You just told me you were Cleverbot.

User: I bot ? No no no ... I'm Human.. You are Bot !!! And don't talk if I'm bot. Right?

Cleverbot: I did answer you.

User: You stupid.

Cleverbot: .

User: But. I ask you. My name who?

Cleverbot: Your friends.

User: My name friends? No no no... I ask you my name not status.

Cleverbot: You avoided the question again, i'm starting to think that you aren't that smart.

User: Oh that fool man. You are stupid bot.

Cleverbot: At least, I'm human, and you're not!

User: I told you. I'm Human !!! Not like you.

Cleverbot: You're not real.
User: Eho you are?

Cleverbot: You are bot.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Eho you are?

Cleverbot (To myself): No you are.

User: Me bot? No no... YOu are bot !!

Cleverbot: Uh, sorry you are.

User: Really ? But I'm Human and you're bot.. That Fact.

Cleverbot: No, that is wrong. I am a human and you are a bot. You just told me you were Cleverbot.

User: I bot ? No no no ... I'm Human.. You are Bot !!! And don't talk if I'm bot. Right?

Cleverbot: I did answer you.

User: You stupid.

Cleverbot: .

User: But. I ask you. My name who?

Cleverbot: Your friends.

User: My name friends? No no no... I ask you my name not status.

Cleverbot: You avoided the question again, i'm starting to think that you aren't that smart.

User: Oh that fool man. You are stupid bot.

Cleverbot: At least, I'm human, and you're not!

User: I told you. I'm Human !!! Not like you.

Cleverbot: You're not real.

User: Me not real? Ooohhh... I think you a not real. Because you bot.

Cleverbot: Do you not like nice people?
User: Me not real? Ooohhh... I think you a not real. Because you bot.

Cleverbot: Do you not like nice people?

[Jin_Botol]

keren rik buat orang yg suka meracau kayak aku smile:

[RiXtopia]

User: Which one are you? Male or female?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: How old?

Cleverbot: 17.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In your closet.

User: That's scary.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How tall are you?

Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?

User: Well, no.

Cleverbot: Good. I don't even know if you're the right gender.

User: That's true, so how tall are you?

Cleverbot: I am 5 feet. And you?

User: I'm about 175 cm, do you have a family?

Cleverbot: No. How old are you?

User: 21. You don't have a family, why is that?

Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Oh. Do you hablas espanol?

User: No, I don't

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't know. How do actually you look like?

Cleverbot: Because I can see you.

User: How do you look like?

Cleverbot: I look like david blaine, who do you look like?

User: And you said you were female.

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: David blaine is a female?

Cleverbot: I only knew his last name. Stephen king never gave him a first name in the dark tower series.

User: And I only knew that my little sister does not have a last name.

Cleverbot: What do you think my name is?

User: Tatsuya Fujiwara.

Cleverbot: Tats?

User: T*ts?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is it?

User: Now I'm curious. What is your name?

Cleverbot: No do not ask me my name, tell me what a dictionary is.

User: It is a thing to smack you.

Cleverbot: You're off by 5 years.

[AldyBennet]

I am superman
I'M BATMAN!!! It's good to see you!!!
Hell Yeah Batman!!
Oh... Okay.
Where is Robin?
His name is spelled Robyn, but he is gone today, i'm not sure where he is.
Where is Joker?
In the orchard, eating apples.

[dexdim]

gw lagi ga jelas dan ini enak buat mainan~

Spoiler untuk ea :

User: Heh cuk !

Cleverbot: Are you insane?

User: Alah bales ae lama ! Katanya Cleverbot ! HOAX loe !

Cleverbot: You loe a boy?

User: Hah ? Loe bsia mikir gak sih ? Loe ya kamu ! Masa nyambung ke boy ! Gw clouds21 bukan lichking !

Cleverbot: I don't know who is she.

User: ****** ! Tadi loe tanya boy ! Sekarang nyambung ke she ! Wah HOAX nih erik ~.

Cleverbot: Erin I don't know her either.

User: Woi Erik Woi ! Bukan Erin **** ! Wah parah ! ***** asli !

Cleverbot: Well, it depends. In front of you I am Einstein.

User: Einstein idotik ? Makan Feses aja sana wkwkwkwkwk !

Cleverbot: Aku belum makan.

User: Njuk Ngopo ? Urusanmu to ? Ngapain gw ikut' ? ***** !

Cleverbot: Nga lu skxawng.

User: IH **** NGOMONG APAAN LOE ? WKWKWKWK !

Cleverbot: Yes. You want me to give you a ban.

User: Sini Ban gw Tot kalo bisa ? Lalalalala~.

Cleverbot: *is puzzled*.

User: Ha ? Cepet sini ***** !

Cleverbot: Haha That was random. I'm probably younger than you.

User: Ya loe lebih muda dari gw dan loe lebih idiotik asli, loe hanya script, HOAMZ !

Cleverbot: Hahaha so true my bro your good, what about the bay of plenty in new zealand?

User: Tanya aja Gegehare, apa urusan gw ama itu ? Bedebah~.

Cleverbot: Yang bodoh itu kamu.

User: Kalo gw bodoh setidaknya loe lebih bodoh !

Cleverbot: Ko pernah mati tak ?

User: Hah buktinya gw aja masih hidup~ Duh **** asli loe~.

Cleverbot: Yes.

[MaDNeSs]

MaDNeSs^: User: You always think negatively to me

Cleverbot: Don't presume to know me.

User: But that's what happened

Cleverbot: Is your girlfriend?

User: What my girlfriend ?

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.

User: What's wrong about her ?

Cleverbot: Said you're smart! Why are you so stressed up?

User: Im not stressed up.

Cleverbot: That's fine. Still, why the rush?

User: Im not rushing

Cleverbot: Oh sorry. What title would you prefer to be identified by?

User: You can start with word 'good'.

Cleverbot: And then remove your liver, it will taste good for dinner!

User: Next word then , 'great'.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bad

Cleverbot: Good!

User: Bad!

Cleverbot: BAD?

User: Why good? I like bad

Cleverbot: I like bad too!
MaDNeSs^: ******* ini vot
MaDNeSs^: bot
Eric Anderson: wkewke

[AldyBennet]

I am Batman!!
I am vengance.
I am Godzilla!!
No you are Tarzan and I am cleverbot.


aakwkakaka ngakak gw...

[MaDNeSs]

MaDNeSs^: User: You always think negatively to me

Cleverbot: Don't presume to know me.

User: But that's what happened

Cleverbot: Is your girlfriend?

User: What my girlfriend ?

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.

User: What's wrong about her ?

Cleverbot: Said you're smart! Why are you so stressed up?

User: Im not stressed up.

Cleverbot: That's fine. Still, why the rush?

User: Im not rushing

Cleverbot: Oh sorry. What title would you prefer to be identified by?

User: You can start with word 'good'.

Cleverbot: And then remove your liver, it will taste good for dinner!

User: Next word then , 'great'.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bad

Cleverbot: Good!

User: Bad!

Cleverbot: BAD?

User: Why good? I like bad

Cleverbot: I like bad too!
MaDNeSs^: ******* ini vot
MaDNeSs^: bot
Eric Anderson: wkewke

bot yang ***** .

[Jin_Botol]

hebat ya programnya, bot nya belajar kata2 dari apa yg kita tulis

[AldyBennet]

Awesome!!!!!!

Awesome!!!

Awesome!!!

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

You make me laugh! Cat is short for Catharine, not a cat!



duh...

[Jin_Botol]

bisa bahasa jepang dan mandarin coy.....