* The crit videos depicting Saurfang in action are not actualy Saurfang's crits, they are his stunt-double's. To actually show one of Saurfang's crits would be to destroy every mind in Azeroth. (Alternate ending: They are not Saurfangs crits because infinity is not a number.)
* $15 a month is the tax Saurfang charges players to enter his space
* when your account expires it's Saurfang cleaving you for not paying to be on his land, you need to buy more time to ressurect yourself
* Saurfang wasn't in Warcraft 3 because that would involve a player controlling him, if that happened then they would be cleaved and die, thus leading the citizens of Earth to all sue Blizzard
* Saurfang doesn't like a lot of things, the small list of things he does like is: His cleavers, axes, more cleavers, his worshippers, hogger, this page, some more axes, dual wielding polearms, cleaving god, and crapping on things he kills
* Saurfang likes Orcs, Tauren, and Trolls. But not Blood Elves and Forsaken, that's why they start out with lower rep
* Saurfang can believe it's not butter, the only thing Saurfang can't believe is that some nerdy programmers created him
* Saurfang is the reason Sargeras went insane
* Saurfang's cleave made the old gods crazy
* Old age is afraid of Saurfang.
* Saurfang was never born, he willed himself into existance!
* Alamo, Mellin and Halbrium all learned how to play from Saurfang himself.
* Saurfang Knows all, Sees all, and Cleaves all.
* Alamo teaches you how to 'fite', Saurfang teaches you how to die.
* And then Saurfang said, let there be God!
* Saurfang once cut himself while shaving, the result was King Varian Wrynn's Chin
* When you face Saurfang's son in Icecrown Citadel, Saurfang cast Mind Control on his son before the event starts, and uses his magic to lift him and his pawns midair to make his son look as awesome as he is. But in the end, his mind changes and he decides to let the raid kill his son - he is Saurfang, and his awsomeness mustn't be challenged...not even by his own son.
* The loading screen is essential because you might step on Saurfang's foot when being ported in. The loading screen finishes when it has ensured he has walked away.
* Mankrik's wife wore Gnomish X-Ray Specs and visited Saurfang. She is now a Beaten Corpse.
* The real reason the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor split is because that was the day Saurfang cut his very first birthday cake. Afterwards, Saurfang decided that Thrall should cut the cake instead.
* Alliance players won't be able to face the Lich King, Saurfang will always cleave them all at the gunship battle.
* The only thing you have to fear is Fear itself. And High Overlord Saurfang.
* When Saurfang does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
* Saurfang can create explosives with only the Herbalism profession.
* Saurfang once killed 53,297 zombies with a single cleave attack.
* When Saurfang's fish died, he flushed it down the toilet. We call it the Maelstrom.
* Year 2012 is known to be the year when Saurfang will realize that he is in fact in control of his Cleave ability.
* You can neither run or hide from Saurfang.
* When the Barrens was divided in two, it was thought to have been caused by the Cataclysm. It has now been discovered that Saurfang accidentally dropped his axe while taking a walk in the Barrens.
* Saurfang dual wields Chuck Norris.
* If you roll need on loot, your friend rolls greed, and Saurfang passes, Saurfang gets the loot.
* Every night before he goes to bed, Sargeras checks under his bed for Saurfang.
* Saurfang did For The Horde! without setting foot into the Alliance cities. The leaders hung themselves when Saurfang yelled their names outside.
* Deathwing is Saurfang's noncombat pet.
* When Saurfang uses Intimidating shout EVERYONE, raid bosses, adds, the WHOLE raid itself is immediately scared and reduced to half their maximum health.
* The above poster has been cleaved for suggesting Saurfang even needs Intimidating Shout.
* Deathwing isn't returing and causing Cataclysm...Saurfang just found his axe.
* Saurfang was Grom Hellscream's vocal coach.
* Illidan can instantly tell when raids are not prepared: Saurfang is absent.
* Saurfang can be five places at the same time.
* Saurfang taxes all the creatures that use cleave.
* The Eye of the Storm battleground was once on the same level as the Netherstorm, until Saurfang made a downward cleave.
* A rogue once crept into Orgrimmar and sapped Saurfang... who immediately one-shot ambushed him from behind.
* The Deeprun Tram was made when Saurfang charged to Ironforge from Stormwind.
* Saurfang lost his lighter, so he paid a little visit to Ragnaros.
* "Gigantique" Bag is Saurfang's dice-pouch.
* One time Saurfang got sick-the aftereffects were the Plaguelands.
* Saurfang has a small fish, its name is Nessy.
* Saurfang can cleave Azeroth and hit Outland.
* Years after Saurfang cleaved all gnome priests and paladins, Saurfang got bored.
* He wanted to feel the flesh of holy gnomes getting sliced by his axe again, so now in Cataclysm there will be gnome priests.
* But no paladins. Saurfang deems the gnomes unworthy.
* Archavon is Saurfang's Pet Rock
* At level 1 Saurfang's starting weapons were both Warglaives of Azzinoth.
* Saurfang does not have to wait for Arthas to come in CoS timed. The joung prince will run like hell.
* You may have noticed that your computer never works properly, but other machines, like toasters, do. Well, when Saurfang cleaves, its immense power is radiated all over the Internet, causing all kind of troubles. Toasters don't have a Internet connection.
* Lag is caused by Saurfang's pure awesomeness.
* Saurfang decided in the middle of June 2009 that he needed some alone time. So now we're all stuck on the "Authenticating" screen.
* Thrym uses the Vector Coil as a toothpick. The Iron Colossus uses Thrym as a punching bag. Saurfang uses the Vector Coil as toe lint, Thrym as a toothpick, and the Iron Colossus as a toothbrush.
* High Overlord Saurfang raided the patch 3.3.0 instance Icecrown Citadel. Twice. The only one who asked him how he got the patch is named Grom Hellscream or something similar. Saurfang got pissed after the question and turned into a giant Pit Lord and killed Grom. Shortly after he got out of the body. The remains are still in Orgrimmar.
* This used to be a joke, but Saurfang cleaved off all the funniness. (ftw paradox?)
* When Saurfang was a kid, someone gave him Lincoln Logs. He was so happy, he decided to put his pet slime in it. These days, we call the whole thing Ulduar.
* Saurfang has an enrage timer. It's mentioned somewhere in Revelations.
* Saurfang observes Algalon.
* Saurfang once used a toothpick (after eating planets, of course). We now call that toothpick Frostmourne.
* Saurfang soloed Hogger. Nuff said.
* Saurfang actually started off like most players, killing crabs for quests. However, his crabs were named "Vezax".
* All raid bosses are immune to Saurfang's taunt. No raid bosses are dumb enough to focus on him.
Originally Posted by ilhamyt
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