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repost repost repost lalalalala


guru TK ada2 ja ya...:

balonku ada 5 rupa2 warnanya merah kuning kelabu merah muda dan biru
meletus balon hijau
DOR!
hatiku sangat kacau
balonku tinggal 4
kupegang erat2..

LOH BALON IJONYA DRI MANA?

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-_- wew smua aja repost...

:P hohohohoho bilang aja gmw kalah ama thread sebelah hohohohohohohohohohohohohoho

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bahasa prancis/italy/mandarin\

kluw ktemu ya

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klo gw mau kalah mah gw uda stop posting dan lo uda kalah jauh

[[ChenZ]Livarte-]

klo gw mau kalah mah gw uda stop posting dan lo uda kalah jauh

hiks galak nie

[[ChenZ]Livarte-]

pesulap yg gagal:

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1..2..3!

After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform in bed anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."

Finally the psychiatrist refers him to witch doctor. The witch doctor tells , "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke........ The witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news....... So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and suddenly he gets a massive erection. His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?

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20 Years

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes I do." she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"

"Yes I do", she replied.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."

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The Miracle

The policeman signals to an car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically. He says to the driver, "You appear to have been drinking!"

The driver answers, "No sir, I am just tired."

The policeman looks into the car and notices that the driver is a priest! He also notices that there is an empty bottle on the floor. He says to the driver, "What is, or should I say was in this bottle?

The driver answers, "Water!"

The policeman says, "It is not, it's wine!"

The driver looks up to the heavens and says, "Oh Lord, you have done it again!"

[capeq_maen]

galing ih! cari jokes yg enak napa?

[[ChenZ]Livarte-]

war time boss?????

wkakwkawkakwkakwakwkawkakwkawkakwkakwakkakwakwkakw akwkakw

[[ChenZ]Livarte-]

waw ebad yg ini




betapa beruntungnya dikau

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baru di bayo




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di hutan pun **** masi tersisa



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[capeq_maen]

bagusan photo zanbatos tu

[[ChenZ]Livarte-]

yg di ats gw daped dari ft di hp makanya resolusi kurang bagus. T_T jaad u

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ngibuuul