WoW jokes

[CygnusFront]

Percakapan di dalam suatu raid...
RL : hey lock summon lah itu temen gw biar cepet kita ini raid nya...kita ga punya banyak waktu ini
WL: nah sry man ga bisa...
RL : lah knapa emangnya ?
WL: temen lu kelewat gendut butuh 5 warlock buat summon doi! Roflmao
(jokes dapat dari teman lol)

[-Davion-]

garing

[Truef]

Wogh!!!!!

-Davion- is back!!!!

om davion jadi GM lagi dong.... kangen nih^^ bantu para GM2 lainya buat fix semua dungeon n semua yg bug2......

[papepape]

aihh.. dateng2 langsung ngomong garing hahaha
tp emang agak garing sih.

[Truef]

iya juga^^

[-x3-Andi77077]

Cuma itu doang?

[RealLove_2007]

Ada interview dengan DK nih :

A : Boleh nanya pak ?
DK : Monggo...
A : Kenapa ya para DK selalu menyiksa para ghoul ?
DK : Maksud loe ?
A : Akhir-akhir ini ada protes dari para pet DK yaitu para ghoul, soalnya mereka hanya jadi umpan sama cuma buat
di death pact doang alias di kurbanin
DK : Err, begini saudara penanya, ada alasan khusus kenapa mereka hanya berfungsi seperti itu
A : Alasan Khusus ?
DK : Soalnya kan berhubung mereka mayat hidup sama ga bisa ngomong alias galak'' gitu nah ya udah kami jadiin
seperti yang anda sebut barusan.
A : Tapi kan itu namanya melanggar Hak Hidup Mayat Hidup alias HHMH.
DK : Nah justru biar ga ketauan kami gunakan juga untuk hal lain
A : Maksud anda ?
DK : Iya, kami sewa aja para ghoul sebagai Pembantu Rumah Tangga sama buat maenan si kecil di rumah.....
A : ...............................

maaf kalau kurang lucu

[oky20]

Percakapan di dalam suatu raid...
RL : hey lock summon lah itu temen gw biar cepet kita ini raid nya...kita ga punya banyak waktu ini
WL: nah sry man ga bisa...
RL : lah knapa emangnya ?
WL: temen lu kelewat gendut butuh 5 warlock buat summon doi! Roflmao
(jokes dapat dari teman lol)

oh jadi ini toh masalahnya kalo gue gagal ngesummon si rama !

[boulevard01]

enya garing wkwkkw.., udah y gitu aza

[AA_BANDUNG]

gpp kk

namanya juga usha

[keoz]

sering2 maen wow luar, terus nongkrong di the barrens aja

[-OceaN-LorD]

Your mom is soo fat that when I shadowstepd her I got a DC.
Your mom is soo fat it takes 2 warlocks to summon her.
Your mom is the reason Ragnaros lives underground.
Your mom is the reason Illidan fleed to Outland.

The doctor called me and said I only have 6 months left to live. I said, "That's terrible! Isn't there anything I can do?"
He said, "Well, you can get a WoW account and farm rep in Silithus."
I said, "Will that help?"
He said, "No, but it'll be the longest 6 months you've ever lived."

You know your a warcraft addict that when your microwave dings you yell "GRATZ!!!"

Q. How do you know when you’re addicted to Wow?
A. When your girlfriends panties have a low drop rate.

Three wives are sitting on rocking chairs on the porch, when the first wife says "my husband is a rogue. He likes to do it from behind."
The second wife giggles and says "my husband is a warrior... and he has stamina to last ALL night!"
Both wives stop rocking, and look at wife #3. She starts turning an embarassed shade of red, and finally mutters...
"My husband is a mage... and I HATE Polymorph!"

Your momma's so fat, she gets stuck at Authenticating.

Your mom is so fat that theres no glyphon that could take her to dalaran.
Your mom is the reason why dalaran food vendors never goes out of town.

Three friends, human rogue, night elf warrior and gnomue mage have came to king to do a task that he will give to them, and the king gave them a task:
-You all need to bring a tool to dig up a hole in my backyard.
And so all 3 friends brang theyr tools , first was human rogue, he came with spoon, he digged the damn hole for 3 days, then the king told him to push in his ass his tool and he will reward him , he did it and got 100 gold. 2nd came night elf warrior ,he brang a showel , he digged for 5 hours , then king told him to do same what did rogue, he did it , but was crying and laughing at same time , then king asked him:
-Why are u crying and laughing at same time?,- Elf responed:
-I`m crying couse it fcking hurts, and i`m laughing couse gnomue bringing tauren to help him.

your mom is so fat that she doesn't fit through Dark Portal
your mom is so fat, she fills up 5 slots in a raid group
your mom is so fat, at level 20 she gets aspect of whale
your mom is so fat that mages have to conjure cinnamon rolls on the other side of the portal to get her through

Why is Thunder Bluff built on a cliff?
so they didn't have to build a sewage system.
So what do you get if you try to camp out next to Thunder Bluff?
a whole lot of bullsh!t.
What if you camp out under the Tauren government center?
Bureaucratic Bullsh!t.

how many gnomes does it take to paint a house?
it depends how hard you throw em!

What's the worst thing about playing a Paladin?
Having to tell your parents that you're gay

you play WoW so much...on my warlock when i cast drain life on you it says "Warning target has no life"

your mom is so fat, when illidan saw her he said "I WAS NOT PREPARED!!!"

A dwarf walks into a bar and orders 15 glasses of ale.
A human hearing him says: "You fool! Don't you know over 100 men die of alcohol every year?" "That's okay. I'm a Dwarf."

sumber:dari berbagai porum luar

[trackz]

ari mo summon si kevin itu

lemak semua itu!

[ao_aduy]

Three friends, human rogue, night elf warrior and gnomue mage have came to king to do a task that he will give to them, and the king gave them a task:
-You all need to bring a tool to dig up a hole in my backyard.
And so all 3 friends brang theyr tools , first was human rogue, he came with spoon, he digged the damn hole for 3 days, then the king told him to push in his ass his tool and he will reward him , he did it and got 100 gold. 2nd came night elf warrior ,he brang a showel , he digged for 5 hours , then king told him to do same what did rogue, he did it , but was crying and laughing at same time , then king asked him:
-Why are u crying and laughing at same time?,- Elf responed:
-I`m crying couse it fcking hurts, and i`m laughing couse gnomue bringing tauren to help him.




you play WoW so much...on my warlock when i cast drain life on you it says "Warning target has no life"


sumber:dari berbagai porum luar

rofl .

[POMpyro]

oh jadi ini toh masalahnya kalo gue gagal ngesummon si rama !

wakwakwak bisa jade salah satu penyebabnya , pantes aj lama iah klw rama mintak sumon