The Suicide Game

[GuardianChronoS]

this game told me to suicide.

(...)

voila. i suicided. GG TQ ~

the ENGLISH HANGMAN GAME.

the english hangman game is so frustrating, that i always banged my head to try to find the answer, but some guy just answer it lightly! on my fifth try, i banged my 23-inch LCD-BenQ, that caused the plasma inside mutated into some new matter that called.. " swan-matter "

swan matter quickly takes form of a ****, and it engulf me very quickly. swan matter really stinks, and i tried with all my might to break open, but i cant. unfortunately, the only option left to run from this torment is... suicide.

i bite my tongue. i died in the stink-as-hell swan-matter.

miserable.

next word?

english subforum

[warriors-swan]

the english hangman game is so frustrating, that i always banged my head to try to find the answer, but some guy just answer it lightly! on my fifth try, i banged my 23-inch LCD-BenQ, that caused the plasma inside mutated into some new matter that called.. " swan-matter "

swan matter quickly takes form of a ****, and it engulf me very quickly. swan matter really stinks, and i tried with all my might to break open, but i cant. unfortunately, the only option left to run from this torment is... suicide.

i bite my tongue. i died in the stink-as-hell swan-matter.

miserable.

next word?

english subforum

ew.

one day the english subforum got abandoned by people.. our beloved moderator ervaughn (which has been recruited again) got so frustrated for his failure as a moderator..

he banged his head to his lcd monitor too.. than he got the same swan-matter too, but because he is a moderator, he got the stronger version.. the Chronos-matter,,

buttttt... because he is a moderator.. he's got power, man. he sent the chronos matter to a random member of the english subforum ..

unfortunately, he sent it to me .. then i got the worse effect than you did ..

the chronos matter is gas-type matter, formed out of fart .. then it got outta my lcd monitor (which is not as luxurious than yours, i'm poor , sir ..) then it got onto my nose, my ears ..

i'm dead .. because of the stink .. and faster than you, of course ..

and erva got fired again .. because of his failure .. wkwkw..

next dying cause : the struggle of pertamax ! no violence tq..

[GuardianChronoS]

i struggled for pertamax, day and night after my computer. but unfortunately, theres always someone that is faster than me. stressed, i tried to make my own thread and pertamax my own thread. but in that little 30 second, someone had already pertamax my thread.

and then, i died suiciding for the " pertamax suicide in indogamers "

next... sex

[warriors-swan]

i get addicted to sex and did that more than 30 times a day (wow) ..

my p***s is very tired, but i made it to work..

then my p***s went overclocked ..

it fell off from its place.

i'm dead , knowing that i can't do sex anymore ..

next dying cause : erva's observer slot ..

[heroindistribute]

the slot is taken away by somebody!
so frustrated..I died becoz I released all my water in tears.

next:your hair

[Daijiruki]

My hair get stucked at the Batmobile's rear part.
Batman ignites the engine and I got blown up.

NEXT: Rosario

[heroindistribute]

A fren dares me to swallow rosario and my stomach blows because the rosario is made of sodium XD
Next: air

[Daijiruki]

^
^
That's foolish...
How could u eat a rosario?
What is ur teeth made of?

[warriors-swan]

i went to a mountain ..
i breathe the fresh air there ..

then i read a sign, that the air there has been infected with a virus that kills your body system in 5 seconds ..

i'm dead .. wkwkw ..

next dying cause : iG$

[heroindistribute]

I was drowned in a sea of IG coins n banknotes
So I was dead in a sea of money....

Next: bra

[GuardianChronoS]

i got hanged by a bra...

just like that.

next... hentai.

[wardot]

got nose bleed when watch hentai..
too much blood lost..
then struck by a lightning..
hit by car..
drown in the ocean.....

dead in mystery..

next:
toweL

[heroindistribute]

I grabbed a towel abandoned in front of my door and used it for a bath
turned out that the towel got "crabs" that attack your genitals.

My genitals then burnt and itched like crazy and I died because my **** was worn off...XD

next: drinking water

[NyakRazor]

drinking water
i buy a bottled water from vending machine
the water has been Polluted with some kind of virus
its will kill me in 1 minutes
so i running along the street
screaming like crazy
hit by car and jump from 20th floor
then die

next:
tauren(one from world of waRcraft lets see how you answer it)

[wardot]

when there is a cozplay..
i went to it,
then i see that tauren chieftain is there..
he looks so real, with real axe..
some how, i walked to him n suddenly his axe chop me..

gg..

next:
rylai [how about her?]