The Suicide Game

[BeRTzHoLiCz]

i met ervaughn at the top of the building
he want to jump, i stop him
and then he push me down.. i died

next : laugh

[uciha_itachi]

I read the Joke thread in English Conversation.
Then I cannot stopped laughing. i laughing to dead

next : avatar movie

@ervaughn
firstly, I want to say sry.
I've read the first thread before join this thread. So I understand the game.
But I don't know what is ervaugh until I search it in google. Then I realized that ervaughn is the name of our momod. sry2.

[Titid_Kejepit]

A nuclear bomb falls when i watched avatar movie in XXI, so i can't evade the bomb.

Next : snoopy

[Alter_Ego]

I was watching Snoopy cartons on that portable television when the bloody TV explodes on my face.

my own finger

[uciha_itachi]

I was sticking too deep of my own finger to my nose to take something from my nose until touch my brain and my brain damaged. i died.

next : flyspeck

[Mr_Random]

One of my client ask me to teach him how to organize a web databse using flyspeck.
But somehow i misteaching him, and it ended with the privacy data of my client leaking everywhere on the internet.
Knowing that his private affair document was spreading like crazy over the web, he came to my office and hit me with the sharp looking koteka
i'm bleed to death because of it...

nest : cotton bud

[uciha_itachi]

I misused cotton bud other than cleaning up my ear, but I used it to clean my eyes.
Then I pushed too hard and my eyes were damaged. i'm bleeding to death from my eyes.. I died.

next : underwear

[Alter_Ego]

I'm stealing some underwear from the girls dorm. But something went wrong and I was caught in action. Those girls were furious and they beat me to death.

next : my arse

[Soul_Ripper]

I was "doing bussiness" in the bathroom when suddenly a tentacle came out of my arse... At first I thought,"What the???!!! Why is this happening??!!!".
Then I came to remember. I was in Pripyat (highly radioactive area in Ukraine) on a field trip and my friend cooked an octopus found in a river for dinner, which by the way, tasty!.
Then I came to the conclusion that the piece of octopus mutated into a whole new creature and it's living in my stomach, then it's on my arse, choked me to death!

next: gloves

[ShadowX7]

When I was walking down the stairs, a pair of rubber gloves was on the next step of stairs
I accidentally stepped on them and I slipped down the stairs, all the way down to the 1st floor

Did I mention I was going down from the 100th floor? (It's a very tall building )
Yeah, so on my way of falling down, I crushed all of my bones, broke my spine, a few of my ribs are sticking out of my chest, my skull was cracked open, my left brain was dropped on the 73rd floor and my right brain was dropped on the 56th floor
My blood was starting to spill non-stop when I'm on the 92nd floor, so on my way down from the 92nd floor, the whole floor was covered crimson red with my blood (except on the 1st-15th floor, since I ran out of blood on the 16th floor)

Yes, it's a very painful way to die

Anyway, Next: TV Remote

[warriors-swan]

i laughed very hard bcos of a tv show. i hit the couch and accidentally hit the remote. the remote jumped onto my mouth and i accidentally chocked myself and died

next dying object : pudding

[syncrosyzx]

When my mom was making a pudding, a bunch of thieves bumped in my house and start firing machine guns only to steal my mom's handmade pudding.

Next dying object: Dumpster

[Cosanders]

I rode my bicycle to school and just happened to pass a dumpster, when i passed the dumpster lid opened, a clown came out and ate my head. out of pain, i performed harakiri.
ok that was terrible.

NEXT: kittens!

[Rsync]

Was playing with my kittens, but unfortunately, one of my kittens jumped & hit my monitor, its broken, with a rageface, i throw'ed a gamepad, it missed and hit my CPU instead

the cpu blown, and the fire from cpu just jumped to a gas tank [supposed to bring the gastank to the kitchen, but i played with my kittens so...]

Me : OH SHI-

-went to heaven-

Next : BB

Spoiler untuk BB :

blackberry

[Alter_Ego]

Was playing with my kittens, but unfortunately, one of my kittens jumped & hit my monitor, its broken, with a rageface, i throw'ed a gamepad, it missed and hit my CPU instead

the cpu blown, and the fire from cpu just jumped to a gas tank [supposed to bring the gastank to the kitchen, but i played with my kittens so...]

Me : OH SHI-

-went to heaven-

Next : BB

Spoiler untuk BB :

blackberry

I stepped on my friend's Blackberry and it broke. My friend got enraged and decapitates me.

NEXT : Barbie Doll.