The Suicide Game

[Cosanders]

My sister was playing with some barbie dolls which really annoyed me, so I took some matches and petrol and decided to burn the lot on the stove.
Later I found out that my sister was performing an ancient mayan ritual so she could summon spirits and use the dolls as a vessel for them. So all the dolls came alive and tormented me to burn myself which i eventually did.

Not sure if that falls into suicide, sounds more like homicide. But this thread is so amusing i cant stop.

NEXT: The IT Douchebag, Roy Suryo

[Alter_Ego]

My sister was playing with some barbie dolls which really annoyed me, so I took some matches and petrol and decided to burn the lot on the stove.
Later I found out that my sister was performing an ancient mayan ritual so she could summon spirits and use the dolls as a vessel for them. So all the dolls came alive and tormented me to burn myself which i eventually did.

Not sure if that falls into suicide, sounds more like homicide. But this thread is so amusing i cant stop.

NEXT: The IT Douchebag, Roy Suryo

I wrote bad things about the IT douchebag, Roy Suryo. He found out and sued my ass, I was sentenced to death.

Next : Justin Bieber

[stupack]

i saw justin bieber naked and walked around Bukit Jalil when indonesia match versus malaysia, and i d*e

next : Irfan Bachdim

[ZeL_ZepHer]

irfan bachdim steal my girlfriend.
so, i ask to clear the case with muscle.
However, he had a gun, then he fired a gun at me
I die

a wallet

[Alter_Ego]

I once stole a wallet from someone, turn out it belongs to a mafia boss. The boss is unhappy and sent his thugs to find me. They found me, killed me, and dumped by body in the river.

Next : iPhone

[F-DoraChinov]

I buy new iPhone in batam but i sad because my new iphone is fell into the river

Next :a cockatoo

[Maka+Albarn]

I buy new iPhone in batam but i sad because my new iphone is fell into the river

Next :a cockatoo

Correct me if I'm wrong but you have to "die" in order to continue the game. So I'm gonna skip you 'k?

I'm going to continue Alter Ego's word : iPhone

"I bought a new iPhone, and my friends are jealous. They mugged me a day after, and I died in the process."

next : scythe.

[Lucas-Iscariot]

I was driving a motorcycle and fell down into the rice field, then a farmer came up to me. turns out he was carrying a scythe and immediately swung at me.. the scythe cut off my neck. Then I died.

next : a cockatoo

[Maka+Albarn]

I was driving a motorcycle and fell down into the rice field, then a farmer came up to me. turns out he was carrying a scythe and immediately swung at me.. the scythe cut off my neck. Then I died.

next : a cockatoo

I teased my neighbor's Cockatoo, turned out that it was no ordinary cockatoo but a mutant. The mutant cockatoo pecked me to death.

NEXT : Curry Rice

[Alter_Ego]

I teased my neighbor's Cockatoo, turned out that it was no ordinary cockatoo but a mutant. The mutant cockatoo pecked me to death.

NEXT : Curry Rice

Of all things on earth...curry rice?

alright I'll play along.

I was too excited because it was my first time eating Curry Rice. I forgot about my allergic to spicy foods. I ate a whole bowl and I died from my allergy.

next : Miniskirt

[Maka+Albarn]

Of all things on earth...curry rice?

alright I'll play along.

I was too excited because it was my first time eating Curry Rice. I forgot about my allergic to spicy foods. I ate a whole bowl and I died from my allergy.

next : Miniskirt

eww...miniskirt? Perv...
I'll play along anyhow...

once I peeped upskirt a lady with a miniskirt...I was caught in action and killed by the lady who turned out to be a yakuza....

NEXT : Stapler

[-~H~E~A~V~E~N~-]

eww...miniskirt? Perv...
I'll play along anyhow...

once I peeped upskirt a lady with a miniskirt...I was caught in action and killed by the lady who turned out to be a yakuza....

NEXT : Stapler

i'm looking for a stapler. . .but unfortunately i cant find it. . .i'm so depreesed so i killed myself. . .

NEXT : one piece manga

[Asquall]

i'm looking for a stapler. . .but unfortunately i cant find it. . .i'm so depreesed so i killed myself. . .

NEXT : one piece manga

I accidentally found a new one piece manga on a street and immediately I ran to pick it up, not aware of a truck driving like mad toward me. Well, I think my brain is still in one piece, though unfortunately that's not true for my body

NEXT : calendar

[-~H~E~A~V~E~N~-]

I accidentally found a new one piece manga on a street and immediately I ran to pick it up, not aware of a truck driving like mad toward me. Well, I think my brain is still in one piece, though unfortunately that's not true for my body

NEXT : calendar

i went to a fortune teller and he told me that i'll die on january 7th. . .
i went home and checked my calendar and found out that today is january 6th. ..
i get depressed and decided to kill myself today to make the prediction wrong. .
LoL

next :
a mirror

[Lucas-Iscariot]

I committed to suicide after know how terrible my face in the mirror

Next : barongsai