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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas-Iscariot View Post
    I committed to suicide after know how terrible my face in the mirror

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    i went to a chinese festival. . .
    i was shocked when i saw barongsai. . .
    i was terribly panic that i run to the street and suddenly got hit by a truck. ..

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    I'm decided to meet someone that I know through Facebook. I was shocked after seeing his face on television for involvement in murder case.
    He immediately cut off my throat with a knife.

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    I was cooking for dinner when I accidentally cut my finger...I searched the house for tissues but no luck. I bled myself to death for not being able to stop the bleeding.

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    I fell down while hanging on a calendar to the wall, that calendar was torn.. My wife very angry because it was her favorite calendar from spain. then she hit me with a hammer until I die.

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    I'm cleaning my ear with a cottonbud when someone ran onto me. I fell down, driving the cottonbud deeper into my ear. Pierced my eardrum and into my brains. I died in the process.

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    When I was driving, I saw a woman with blonde hair. I'm very impressed with her beautiful hair, so my gaze focused on her very beautiful hair.
    when I looking ahead, I saw a cliff right in front of me. then I fell and died in that accident.

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    Why underwear of all things?

    I slipped over a wet underwear lying nearby and fell off. My skull fractured and I didn't survive.

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    i and my girlfriend were walking together in a park .. .
    suddenly a pervert came and tried to rape my GF. .
    i tried to protect her but got stabbed and died. ..

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    I bet too much money on AS Roma in a soccer game, which I lose. I got broke and decided to kill myself rather than living poor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maka+Albarn View Post
    I bet too much money on AS Roma in a soccer game, which I lose. I got broke and decided to kill myself rather than living poor.

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    I'll take on this one

    I'm cleaning my S&W M500 without knowing that it was chambered...The bullet went through my head and I died.

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    Another gun topic? I'll take on this one then.

    My Colt SAA jammed, I looked through the barrel in curiosity. Suddenly the bullet blasts though my left eye and killed me.

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    i got a math test and i need a ruler. .
    i search over my house and found itu hanging on the roof. ..
    i try to pick it but i fell down and died. .

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    sorry dopost. .
    error occured

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    Quote Originally Posted by -~H~E~A~V~E~N~- View Post
    i got a math test and i need a ruler. .
    i search over my house and found itu hanging on the roof. ..
    i try to pick it but i fell down and died. .

    next : the word " LOL"
    I LOL'd so hard seeing that you did a dopost and died of laughter...

    *no hard feelings right?*

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    I was playing my electric guitar when I didn't notice that the plug was incorrectly inserted. I electrocuted myself to death.

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