John terlihat murung dan lalu dia pun menemui Pastur Simon di gerejanya.
John: "Pastur, aku ingin mengaku dosa. Aku telah meniduri seorang wanita cantik yang sudah menikah, dan sangat nafsuan ama orang muda seperti saya."
Pastur: "Boleh aku tau, siapa nama sang wanita ini?"
John: "Pastur, aku tidak ingin membicarakannya lagi..."
Pastur: "apakah itu Sarah Dermawan?"
John: "Pastur, jangan memaksaku.."
Pastur: "si Michelle Ruyus?"
John: "Tolonglah, pastur..."
Pastur: "Ahh, sapa? sapa? Jennifer Arosta? atau Kimberly Barros?"
John: "Ah, pastur, hentikan lah"
Pastur: "Apa si orang Perancis, Yvonne Digwette?"
John: "Pastur...."
Pastur: "Ah, maafkan saya. Nah sekarang berdoalah Bapa Kami 50 kali.."
John pun pergi ke ruang misa dan duduk terdiam. Lalu, temannya Brad datang dan duduk bersamanya.
Brad pun berbisik: "Eh, gimana, dah dapet?"
John: "Beres bos, gw dapet 5 nama!! Nih, gw udah catet di HP. Kayaknya orang Prancis paling cakep nih."
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pengakuan dosa
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21-08-10, 17:04 #2
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wkkwkw, pastornya kok tau c nama2nya? pinter bener
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22-08-10, 05:54 #3
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awkowakowak ini si jhon ternyata nyari list nama cewe" cantik
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22-08-10, 23:44 #4
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bisa dipraktekkin ga yah. d dunia nyata. .
RETIRED
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23-08-10, 03:34 #5
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tuh pastur mesum amat swt
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23-08-10, 20:39 #6
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bukan gitu
pastornya ternyata berpengalaman...
keep post gan
tapi ati2 ntar kamu di demo sama persatuan pastor loh
atau nanti pastor dari free datang tuntut TS nya
hahah
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Pastornya GG !!
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Pastor na tau aja nama2 cw2 cantik na...
Geto2 Pastor na juga sering lg...hahahahahahhaha
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ni pastur hapal banget nama2nya
gara2 apa yach?
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Wakakakakak, si pastor tau namanya dari pengakuan orang lain.
Nah orang ini terima getahnya. Swt.
"Many people die at 25 and aren't buried until they are 75."
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Sooner or later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can."
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When I am down and oh my soul so weary, when troubles come and my heart burdened be.
Then I am still and wait here in the silence, until You come and sit awhile with me.
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wakwkakwkakak
parah pastur nya rupanya bisa jadi pelaku nya tuh...
masa bisa tw nama2 cewe2 itu...
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