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    Default [Text] Bedanya Cogan ama Cojek

    Beda Cowok Ganteng dan Cowok Jelek
    ==================================

    kalo cowok ganteng berbuat jahat
    cewek-cewek bilang: nobody’s perfect
    kalo cowok jelek berbuat jahat
    cewek-cewek bilang: pantes…tampangnya kriminal

    kalo cowok ganteng nolongin cewek yang diganggu preman
    cewek-cewek bilang: wuih jantan…kayak di filem-filem
    kalo cowok jelek nolongin cewek yang diganggu preman
    cewek-cewek bilang: pasti premannya temennya dia…

    Kalo cowok ganteng pendiam
    cewek-cewek bilang: woow, cool banget…
    kalo cowok jelek pendiam
    cewek-cewek bilang: ih kuper…

    kalo cowok ganteng jomblo
    cewek-cewek bilang: pasti dia perfeksionis
    kalo cowok jelek jomblo
    cewek-cewek bilang: sudah jelas…kagak laku…

    kalo cowok ganteng dapet cewek cantik
    cewek-cewek bilang: klop…serasi banget…
    kalo cowok jelek dapet cewek cantik
    cewek-cewek bilang: pasti main dukun…

    kalo cowok ganteng diputusin cewek
    cewek-cewek bilang: jangan sedih, khan masih ada aku…
    kalo cowok jelek diputusin cewek
    cewek-cewek bilang:…(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, liat dulu dong bentuknya)…

    kalo cowok ganteng ngaku indo
    cewek-cewek bilang: emang mirip-mirip bule sih…
    kalo cowok jelek ngaku indo
    cewek-cewek bilang: pasti ibunya Jawa bapaknya robot…

    kalo cowok ganteng penyayang binatang
    cewek-cewek bilang: perasaannya halus…penuh cinta kasih
    kalo cowok jelek penyayang binatang
    cewek-cewek bilang: sesama keluarga emang harus menyayangi…

    kalo cowok ganteng bawa BMW
    cewek-cewek bilang: matching…keren luar dalem
    kalo cowok jelek bawa BMW
    cewek-cewek bilang: mas majikannya mana?…

    kalo cowok ganteng males difoto
    cewek-cewek bilang: pasti takut fotonya kesebar-sebar
    kalo cowok jelek males difoto
    cewek-cewek bilang: nggak tega ngeliat hasil cetakannya ya?…

    kalo cowok ganteng naek motor gede
    cewek-cewek bilang: wah kayak lorenzo lamas di film Renegade …bikin lemas…
    kalo cowok jelek naek motor gede
    cewek-cewek bilang: awas!! Mandragade lewat…

    kalo cowok ganteng nuangin air ke gelas cewek
    cewek-cewek bilang: ini baru cowok gentlemen
    kalo cowok jelek nuangin air ke gelas cewek
    cewek-cewek bilang: naluri pembantu, emang gitu…

    kalo cowok ganteng bersedih hati
    cewek-cewek bilang: let me be your shoulder to cry on
    kalo cowok jelek bersedih hati
    cewek-cewek bilang: cengeng amat!!…laki-laki bukan sih?

    Kalo cowok ganteng baca JOKES ini
    langsung ngaca sambil senyum-senyum kecil, lalu berkata “life is beautiful”
    kalo cowok jelek baca JOKES ini, Frustasi, ngambil tali jemuran, trus triak sekeras-kerasnya “HIDUP INI KEJAAAAMMM….!!!”
    Sry ya buat cowok mukanya di bawah standar
    Quote Originally Posted by luxurysenz View Post
    lowch kok lo chubi bgt :))

    jdi naksir gw

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    Quote Originally Posted by 13aby_miLo View Post
    Beda Cowok Ganteng dan Cowok Jelek
    ==================================

    kalo cowok ganteng ngaku indo
    cewek-cewek bilang: emang mirip-mirip bule sih…
    kalo cowok jelek ngaku indo
    cewek-cewek bilang: pasti ibunya Jawa bapaknya robot…
    emang lucu

    tp kk lain kali jangan ada yg bawa2 suku

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    astaga ==a wkwkwkwkwkwk lucu kk makasih kk uda share GRP for u

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    menghina wa lu....

    wakakakakakaka.............

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    menghina wa lu....

    wakakakakakaka.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by aamzz11 View Post
    menghina wa lu....

    wakakakakakaka.............
    kan dah ada blg di bwh
    Quote Originally Posted by luxurysenz View Post
    lowch kok lo chubi bgt :))

    jdi naksir gw

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    eeq cowo jelek kek gitu

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    termasuk lu bagi" uii cendolnya
    Quote Originally Posted by F-DoraChinov View Post
    eeq cowo jelek kek gitu
    Quote Originally Posted by luxurysenz View Post
    lowch kok lo chubi bgt :))

    jdi naksir gw

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    life is beautiful

    everything seems so bright

    play with pro and full respect
    -FallenAngeL-

    Quote Originally Posted by keithioapc
    If the tower hits you first, it isn't backdooring, it's self defense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -FaLLenAngeL- View Post
    life is beautiful

    everything seems so bright
    yeah i like it << terharu
    cendolnya
    Quote Originally Posted by luxurysenz View Post
    lowch kok lo chubi bgt :))

    jdi naksir gw

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    wkwkkw
    postnya serba salah...

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    ni mah scara ga langsung mengisyaratkan co jelek mnding pegi mati aj.. bwahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by PipiLebar View Post
    ni mah scara ga langsung mengisyaratkan co jelek mnding pegi mati aj.. bwahahaha
    ya...
    hahah...

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    wokokokokokoko ni pasti dari pengalaman hidup si TS,....
    nice joke gan,di tunggu edisi cewek cantik ama cewek jeleknya...
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    Quote Originally Posted by aL_Baginda View Post
    wokokokokokoko ni pasti dari pengalaman hidup si TS,....
    nice joke gan,di tunggu edisi cewek cantik ama cewek jeleknya...
    "Life Is Beautiful"
    Lagi mikir
    Quote Originally Posted by luxurysenz View Post
    lowch kok lo chubi bgt :))

    jdi naksir gw

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