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    Kaspo thok ! ! !

    Sudjak pamitan ambek bojone kate tuku rokok sedhiluk.

    Mari tuku rokok, dhadhak Sudjak kepethuk bekas pacare biyen.

    Gak keroso enak-enak sir siran dhadhak wis jam rolas bengi.

    "Waduh blaen iki, isok mencak-mencak bojoku. Aku njaluk wedhakmu sithik." jare
    Sudjak ndhik bekas pacare.

    Mari njaluk wedhak, Sudjak pamitan mulih.

    "Ndhik endhi ae peno iku Cak, tuku rokok nang Hongkong tah ?" bojone mulai purik.

    "Ngene lho dhik, mari tuku rokok aku pethuk cewek ayu terus dijak sir siran sampek
    lali mulih" jare Sudjak.

    "Cak.. cak.. modelmu ae athik sir siran barang.. sik ndhelok tanganmu !!!" jare bojone
    Sudjak.

    Pas didhelok, tangane Sudjak putih kabeh.

    "Kaspo thok . .!!! Mene sampek konangan karambol maneh awas kon yo !!!"
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    awkawkawkaw busuk akale
    nang jero ati guya guyu seng lanang
    awkwakwakawkawkawkkaw
    MumetZ
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    Quote Originally Posted by mumetz View Post
    awkawkawkaw busuk akale
    nang jero ati guya guyu seng lanang
    awkwakwakawkawkawkkaw
    mangkane

    nek ono humor liyo share gapopo kok

    engko tak update nak post 1
    Roshan, the Immortal, was said to own a shield that protected him from death itself.

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    BAKSO SPANYOL

    Bunali ngelencer nang Spanyol kepingin ndelok matador.
    Mari mlaku-mlaku, wetenge luwe terus mampir nang restoran.
    Mergo menune kuabeh nganggo bahasa Spanyol, Bunali malih bingung.

    Akhire Bunali takok nang pelayane opo menu sing paling special.
    Ambek pelayane Bunali ditawari bakso spanyol, Bunali setuju.
    Pas panganane teko, tibake penthol bakso mek loro dihias godhong tales.
    Mergo luwe, penthol loro iku diunthal sak emplokan, tibake bakso spanyol yo enak pisan pikire.
    Mari mangan, Bunali takok nang pelayane "Daging opo iku mau, kok enak baksone?"

    Pelayane ngomong lek iku ngono bijine sapi sing matek kalah tarung ambek matador.
    Pertama Bunali kudhu muntah pas krungu, tapi mergo enak yo wis gak opo-opo.
    Cumak Bunali kuaget pas mbayar tibake regone luarang, untunge sangune nang kesak sik cukup.

    Sisuke Bunali teko maneh nang restoran iku maneh katene pesen bakso special koyok wingi.
    Mergo nggondhok, sak durunge budhal, Bunali nyeblek kecoak terus disaki.
    Pas panganane teko, tibake penthole saiki rodhok cilik. Gak opo-opo wis, sing penting enak.
    Mari mangan, Bunali ngetokno kecoak ambek bengok-bengok.
    "Aku gak gelem mbayar, lha mosok baksone onok kecoake" jare Bunali.

    Pelayane akhire ngalah, Bunali gak perlu mbayar. Bunali sueneng akale berhasil.

    Pas katene mulih, Bunali protes maneh nang pelayane opoko kok penthole saiki rodho cilik gak koyok wingi.

    Pelayane cerito lek dino iki sing kalah matadore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mumetz View Post
    BAKSO SPANYOL

    Bunali ngelencer nang Spanyol kepingin ndelok matador.
    Mari mlaku-mlaku, wetenge luwe terus mampir nang restoran.
    Mergo menune kuabeh nganggo bahasa Spanyol, Bunali malih bingung.

    Akhire Bunali takok nang pelayane opo menu sing paling special.
    Ambek pelayane Bunali ditawari bakso spanyol, Bunali setuju.
    Pas panganane teko, tibake penthol bakso mek loro dihias godhong tales.
    Mergo luwe, penthol loro iku diunthal sak emplokan, tibake bakso spanyol yo enak pisan pikire.
    Mari mangan, Bunali takok nang pelayane "Daging opo iku mau, kok enak baksone?"

    Pelayane ngomong lek iku ngono bijine sapi sing matek kalah tarung ambek matador.
    Pertama Bunali kudhu muntah pas krungu, tapi mergo enak yo wis gak opo-opo.
    Cumak Bunali kuaget pas mbayar tibake regone luarang, untunge sangune nang kesak sik cukup.

    Sisuke Bunali teko maneh nang restoran iku maneh katene pesen bakso special koyok wingi.
    Mergo nggondhok, sak durunge budhal, Bunali nyeblek kecoak terus disaki.
    Pas panganane teko, tibake penthole saiki rodhok cilik. Gak opo-opo wis, sing penting enak.
    Mari mangan, Bunali ngetokno kecoak ambek bengok-bengok.
    "Aku gak gelem mbayar, lha mosok baksone onok kecoake" jare Bunali.

    Pelayane akhire ngalah, Bunali gak perlu mbayar. Bunali sueneng akale berhasil.

    Pas katene mulih, Bunali protes maneh nang pelayane opoko kok penthole saiki rodho cilik gak koyok wingi.

    Pelayane cerito lek dino iki sing kalah matadore.


    iku berarti endog e matador e

    update post 1 ya
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    LAWANG WESI

    Wak So lagek pertama kali iki nglencer nang TP ambek anak bojone.
    Jenenge wong ndesit, Wak So ambek anak bojone gumun ndhelok sembarang kalir sing onok nang TP.

    Tapi Wak So sak keluarga iku paling gumun ambek lawang wesi krum-kruman sing isok buka tutup dhewe, opo maneh isok muning mak tiing ! . . .

    "Bes, opo iku jenenge . . ." takok Togog anake Wak So pas ndhelok lawang wesi iku.

    "Aku yo gak weruh pisan nak . . .sak umur-umur lagek pisan iki onok lawang wesi koyok ngene." jare Wak So.

    Akhire Wak So sak keluarga ndoprok nang ngarepe lawang wesi iku ngematno ambek ndomblong.
    Moro-moro onok wong wedhok tuwek sak pantaran bojone Wak So mencet tombol lawang wesi iku mau.
    Mari ngono lawang wesine mbukak, terus wong wedhok tuwek iku mau mlebu nang ruangan cilik, terus pintune nutup maneh.
    Mari muni ting ! . . ., terus onok ongko siji murup, loro, telu sampek papat mendeg.
    Gak sui ongko papat murup maneh, terus telu, loro sampek siji mandeg.

    Pas lawang wesine mbukak maneh, Wak So ambek anake kuaget tibake sing metu iku arek wedhok ABG ayu semlohe.
    Wak So bingung ambek kemlecer ngematno arek wedhok iku.
    Mari mikir dhiluk, Wak So mbengok nang anake, "Le !. . Ndhang cepetan Makmu lebokno kono . ."
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    Quote Originally Posted by mumetz View Post
    LAWANG WESI

    Wak So lagek pertama kali iki nglencer nang TP ambek anak bojone.
    Jenenge wong ndesit, Wak So ambek anak bojone gumun ndhelok sembarang kalir sing onok nang TP.

    Tapi Wak So sak keluarga iku paling gumun ambek lawang wesi krum-kruman sing isok buka tutup dhewe, opo maneh isok muning mak tiing ! . . .

    "Bes, opo iku jenenge . . ." takok Togog anake Wak So pas ndhelok lawang wesi iku.

    "Aku yo gak weruh pisan nak . . .sak umur-umur lagek pisan iki onok lawang wesi koyok ngene." jare Wak So.

    Akhire Wak So sak keluarga ndoprok nang ngarepe lawang wesi iku ngematno ambek ndomblong.
    Moro-moro onok wong wedhok tuwek sak pantaran bojone Wak So mencet tombol lawang wesi iku mau.
    Mari ngono lawang wesine mbukak, terus wong wedhok tuwek iku mau mlebu nang ruangan cilik, terus pintune nutup maneh.
    Mari muni ting ! . . ., terus onok ongko siji murup, loro, telu sampek papat mendeg.
    Gak sui ongko papat murup maneh, terus telu, loro sampek siji mandeg.

    Pas lawang wesine mbukak maneh, Wak So ambek anake kuaget tibake sing metu iku arek wedhok ABG ayu semlohe.
    Wak So bingung ambek kemlecer ngematno arek wedhok iku.
    Mari mikir dhiluk, Wak So mbengok nang anake, "Le !. . Ndhang cepetan Makmu lebokno kono . ."
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    “Rp. 200,000”

    Sore-sore jam 3 onok tamu teko omahe Cak No.

    "Kulo nuwun. Aku Kusen ning. Cacakmu onok tah ?" jare tamune.

    "Sik durung mulih.. diluk ngkas paling, pinarak sik cak.." jare bojone Cak No.

    Mari ngono arek loro malih asik ngobrol ambek ngenteni Cak No mulih.

    "Sik tah ning, lek tak sawang-sawang sampeyan iku ayu lho athik seksi
    pisan'' Kusen mulai ngerayu.

    "Peno jok macem-macem lho, tak kandakno bojoku tebhal sampeyan" jare bojone
    Cak No.

    "Ngene lho ning, aku wis gak tahan maneh. Lek aku oleh sun pipi sampeyan
    pisan ae, dhuwik satus ewu iki jupuken" jare Kusen ambek ngetokno seket
    ewuan loro.

    Pikire bojone Cak No, mek disun thok ae, gak bakal konangan, opomaneh jamane
    krismon lak lumayan tah.

    "Yo wis, tapi diluk ae yo". jare bojone Cak No. Mari ngesun, Kusen
    ngekekno dhuwike.

    "Tapi ning, aku sik gak lego lek gak ngesun karo-karone. Lek oleh ngesun
    sitoke, tak kei satus ewu maneh" jare Kusen.

    Pikire bojone Cak No, yo gak opo-opo se, paling mek diluk koyok mau. Mari
    ngesun, Kusen ngetokno satus ewu maneh.

    Bojone Cak No sueneng gak karuan, "Sing iki pisan cak... gae bonus", jarene.

    Mari ngono Kusen terus pamitan alasane kesuwen ngenteni Cak No gak teko-teko
    soale katene arep onok urusan liyo.

    Gak sui, Cak No mulih. "Cak mau onok konco sampeyan teko jenenge Kusen,
    wonge antik pol.." bojone cerito.

    "Oh iyo pancen mbethik arek iku.. Jarene kate nyaur utang rongatus ewu, wis
    dibayar tah ?."
    Roshan, the Immortal, was said to own a shield that protected him from death itself.

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    film barat kalo diterjemahin ke dalam Bahasa Jawa:

    1.Enemy at the Gates -- Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
    2. Die Another Day -- Modare Ojo Saiki
    3. Die Hard -- Matine Angel
    4. Die Hard II -- Matine Angel Tenan
    5. Die Hard III With A Vengeance -- Kowe Kok Ra Mati-Mati To?
    6. Die Hard IV (Die) -- Jan Tenanan, Arep Mati Kok Angel Tenan
    7. Bad Boys -- Bocah-Bocah Elek
    8. Catwoman -- Kucing Wedok
    9. Man of Fire -- Wong Lanang Kesumuken
    10. No Way Back -- Ora Iso Mulih (kesasar to?)
    11. Just Married -- Mantenan
    12 Red Eye -- Matane Abang (klilipan opo?)
    13 Casino Royale -- Togel Akeh Duite
    14. The Hoax -- Ngapusi
    15. Harry Potter -- Harry Dodol Pot
    16. Lost in Space -- Ilang Neng Awang-awang
    17. X-Men -- Wong Lanang Saru
    18. X-Men 2 -- Wong Lanang Saru Tenan
    19. Cheaper by the Dozen -- Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah
    20. Paycheck -- Kasbon
    21. Independence Day -- Pitulasan
    22. There is Something About Marry -- Meri Ono Apa-Apane
    23 Silence of the Lamb -- Wedhuse Mutung
    24. All The Pretty Horses -- Jarane Ayu-Ayu
    25. Planet of the Apes -- Planete Wong Apes
    26. Gone in Sixty Second -- Minggat Sakcepete
    27. Original Sin -- Dosa Tenanan
    28. The Abyss -- Entek-Entekan
    29. Deja Vu -- Ora Pangling
    30. Seabiscuit -- Klethikan Neng Laut
    31. Terminator -- Terminal Montor
    32. How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days -- Piye Carane Megat Lanangan Mung 10 Dino
    33. Lord Of The Ring -- Dodolan Akik
    34. Deep Impact -- Ngantem Njero
    35. Million Dollar Baby -- **** Regone Sayuto
    36. Blackhawk Down -- Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil
    37. Saving Private Ryan-- Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan (pancene goublog tenan opo?)
    38. Gone With The Wind -- Wes Ewes Ewes, Bablas Angine
    39. Because I Said So -- Dikandani Kok Ngeyel Temen Sih
    40. Transformer -- Robot-robotan
    41 Hulk -- Kolor Ijo
    42 Captain America -- Jendral Londo
    43 Home Alone -- Ning omah dewean
    44 Home Alone 2 -- Ning omah dewean ping pindo
    45 Home Alone 3 -- Ning omah dewan maning
    46 Incridible Hulk -- Perkosone Buto Ijo kolor ungu
    47 Ironman -- Tukang Steriko
    48 Green Lantern -- Teplok Ijo
    49 Paranormal Activity 1 -- Kelakuan sing ra normal
    50 Paranormal Activity 2 -- Kelakuan sing ra normal ijih diterus-teruske
    51 Paranormal Activity 3 -- Edan yak'e?
    52 The Day After Tomorrow -- Yo Lusa To Yo

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    Mulih Gasik

    Munawar, Sapari ambek Kelik kerjo ndhik pabrik paralon.

    Arek telu iki wis sui koncoan apik, cumak sayang Kelik wonge rodhok ndlahom sitik.

    Arek telu iki niteni, ben dino bosse mesti mulih ndhisiki, jam loro awan
    ngono wis amblas.

    Sui-sui arek telu iki mangkel kate melok-melok.

    "Wis ngene ae rek, mene lek boss moleh awan, kene yo melok mulih awan pisan"
    jare Munawar.

    Menene temenan, jam loro awan bosse wis mulih. Langsung ae arek telu iku
    melok amblas.

    Munawar gak moleh tapi langsung nang bengkel mbenakno sekok sepeda montore.

    Lek Sapari mek salin thok terus budhal mancing.

    Kelik thok sing mulih omah, langsung njujug kamar.

    Lawang kamare dibukak alon -alon, karepe kate ngageti bojone.

    Dhadhak malah Kelik dhewe sing kaget.

    Masalae pas lawange dibukak Kelik ndhelok bojone lagi turu ambek bosse.

    Mari ndhelok ngono, Kelik nutup lawange maneh alon-alon terus minggat.

    Menene Sapari ngejak mulih gasik maneh, "Lumayan rek aku wingi oleh tombro
    gedhe-gedhe".

    "Ayok wis, aku tak melok kon mancing ae" jare Munawar.

    Kelik thok sing gak gelem "Gak wis, gathik!!!. Kapok aku".

    "Lho opoko kon iku.?" takok konco-koncone.

    "Soale wingi aku meh konangan.."
    Roshan, the Immortal, was said to own a shield that protected him from death itself.

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    kwaokoaw ,,, aku duwe video ne ..
    aneh vide o e ..
    akeh meso2 e ,, hahaha ..
    aku ae ndelok ngakak2 ==

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    *”Kambil”*

    enek wong duwe anak papat sik siji luwe sik loro ngelak sik telu pengen
    tuku BH sik papat njaluk cawet.
    nanging dheweke mung duwe duit 1500 rupiah.
    piye carane isa nuruti kareoe anake.
    yo gampang wae tuku kambil.
    kambile di pangan ben ora luwe.
    banyune diombe tombo ngelak bathoke disigar dadi loro lan ditaleni
    dienngo BH, terus sepete garek didondomi dadi cawet deh.
    selesai…kan

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    Co : Neng, jenengmu sopo?
    Ce : Indah Wulaning Ati Kristina Parmita Erni Yekti, mas
    Co : Wah Dowo men jenengmu neng, jeneng panggilan ae wez opo neng ben gampang?
    Ce : Iwak Peyek
    Co : !@#$!@#$
    Asem bgt dah dadakno iwak peyek jeneng panggilanne ~~

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    #MACA PUISI#

    Dino Seloso Kliwon, sak njeroning kelas Bu Ani lagi mucal bahasa Indonesia giliran mbahas Puisi Chairil Anwar berjudul "Aku."

    Terus Bu Guru Ani ngongkon 3 muride membaca puisi secara bergiliran tanpo teks. Giliran Tini kon maju .... lancar membawakan puisi "Aku." Terus Tono ugo ngono ... lancar.

    Giliran murid anyar seko nggunung durung lancar membawakan boso Indonesia. Kanti ngowel Paino maju terus ndangak :

    "Aku... Aku... mbuh ora ngerti... pokoke Aku anake simbok karo bapak" (terus mundur kanti ndodok mergo ngompol !?)

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    bahasa jawanya saya ganteng apa om ??

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