ORC MUST DIE - Action Strategy From Robot Entertainment

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Well, mungkin beberapa orang di antara kita terkadang seneng banget ngisi pikiran2 mereka sama pernyataan - pernyataan ga logis, kayak "Gue pengen punya pacar imut yang mirip sama cewe2 di Clannad" atau "Gue bakal beli avatar ayodance dengan harga selangit biar gue bisa dapetin cewe yang mukanya sebelas dua belas sama personil SNSD".

Dan kita juga pada tau kalo hal kek gitu tuh imposibru.

Apalagi dengan cetakan muka yang bikin kita ga berani buat masang foto kita sendiri di Facebook, ngebuat kita cuman berani buat majang foto2 pas reuni akbar sd dulu. Bahkan buat beberapa orang mereka cuman bisa majang karakter anime favorit mereka dengan harapan kalo mereka tuh se-keren karakter yang mereka pajang.

Buat beberapa orang mungkin hal itu tuh bukan lah sesuatu yang disturb, tapi buat sebagian orang, hal itu tuh udah ga sehat dan mereka butuh sesuatu supaya mereka bisa jadi lebih LAKI.

Nah kelompok orang yang pengen lebih laki tersebut biasanya bakal ngisi waktu2 mereka dengan berbagai macam hoby yang bisa terbilang badass biar mereka bisa stop ngekhayal soal un-logic things tersebut. Seperti : belajar parkour, fencing, ikutan tarung derajat, gabung sama grub pecinta alam di kampus, shufflin' tiap denger LMFAO di radio, etc. yadda yadda yadda.

Disini elo mulai nanya: "Terus gue gimana dong, gue kan ga bisa ngelakuin hal2 se-awesome itu karena energi yang gue punya tuh udah abis buat baca manga online sama nge troll orang2 di forum?"

Dan disini gue jawab : "Chill bruv, cause i got something that might be good for youse."

Release Date: OCT 2011 ESRB rating : Teen (Blood and Gore. Violence) Genre: ARTS Publisher: STEAM Developer: Robot Entertainment

Gue jadi inget dulu saat gue pertama kali nonton filem SAW, gimana gue pengen banget setidaknya naro salah satu jocks gue di SMA sama guru bahasa Inggris gue di satu ruangan dengan penuh traps yang bikin mereka secara suka rela membuang bagian tubuh mereka untuk bisa bertahan hidup. Sayang nya sampe sekarang menurut hukum agama sama pidana, hal tersebut belum bisa disebut legal untuk dilakukan.

Untungnya, Robot Entertainment belum lama ini bikin game dengan judul ORC MUST DIE. Dimana gue bisa nyiksa abis2an ORC, mahluk yang otak nye ga jauh beda sama jocks SMA gue dan mukanye tu mirip2 sama guru bahasa Inggris gue. Like a dream comes true.

Dalam game ini lo bakal bisa nyiksa tu para Orcs dengan berbagai macam weapons, spells, dan traps yang ada. Mo lo bakar ampe gosong, lo tusuk ampe bolonog, lo cincang ampe tipis, Lo tindih ampe gepeng, you name it! Semua yang lo pikir cuman bisa terwujud d filem slasher gore kelas B bisa lo temuin di sini.

Sekarang coba gue tanya, kurang Badass apa lagi coba hoby kek gitu?

Features :

1. 24 Fortresses to Defend – Twisting passages, tall towers, and wide-open chambers all need a war mage to protect them
   
2. 6 Orc-Killing Weapons and Spells – From crossbow and bladestaff to the magical power of the elements
   
3. 19 Deadly Traps and Fierce Minions – Choose from a wide variety of traps including arrow walls, spike traps, spinning blades, and flaming brimstone or call in allies to assist you in the destruction of the orc horde
   
4. 11 Unique Enemies – Including ogres, flying hellbats, and of course, a whole bunch of ugly orcs
   
5. Story-based Campaign – Fend off orcs across three acts to discover the mysterious power behind their relentless assaults
   
6. Persistent Upgrades – Unlock improved traps as you progress through the campaign
   
7. Extensive Replayability – “Nightmare Mode” and a skull ranking system provide extended play
   
8. Scoring System and Leaderboard – Compete with your friends for the title of Best Orc Killer!

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Minimum Requirements:

OS: Windows XP, Windows Vista or Windows 7
Processor: 2GHz Dual Core
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 6800 or ATI Radeon x1950 or better with 256MB VRAM
DirectX®: dx90c
Hard Drive: 5 GB HD space

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credits to original uploader

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Spoiler untuk The Story :

Ceritanya tuh, ada semacam magical rift yang ngehubungin dunia para orcs sama dunia manusia. So...untuk ngejaga biar para orcs ini ga sembarangan hijrah ke dunia manusia the order ngebangun beberapa benteng buat ngejaga magical rift tersebut.

The good guys di sini. Di bentuk oleh para War Mages beserta para anak didiknya buat ngejaga rift ini biar ga di ganggu sama The Mobs

The bad guys disini. Mereka bakal berusaha buat nyebrang lewat rift yang di jaga sama The Order. Alesan mereka buat nyebrang? Ga penting! yang penting mereka akan selalu ada dan ga bakal ada kapok2-nya buat kita siksa.

Spoiler untuk Characters :

Until yesterday, he was just an apprentice in the Order, and not even a very good one. Now he’s the only War Mage standing between a bunch of grumpy orcs and the gateway to his homeworld.
Impulsive, stubborn, and not the sharpest tool in the shed, he’s far from the Order’s best and brightest. But these days, with so many rift fortresses to protect from the orc mob, everyone with any magical ability at all is needed on the line. If he’s the last, best hope, then maybe all hope is lost. On the plus side, he loves killing orcs – and he’s really good at it.

There’s an awful lot of them, and if they get through the rifts, it’s bad - really bad. Do orcs have feelings, too? Maybe, but who cares! Orcs must die!They’re ugly, they’re dumb, they stink, and they have a terrible dental plan. They’re determined to get to the rifts, no matter what stands in the way. Clearly they must die - and fortunately they die easily and in large numbers. Just don’t get too close; their swords are rusty enough to cause a nasty case of lockjaw.

A lot like the regular orcs, but they’re taller and shoot pointy crossbow bolts at thin-skinned War Mages. Dangerous in numbers, but they die just as easily as any other orc.Five brain cells smarter and a head taller than the average orc, these guys have been trained to point a crossbow at their enemies and pull the little trigger (the one by their finger). Given that orcs have the eyesight of an aged mole, their aim is pretty good. They’re more dangerous than their sword-wielding buddies; obviously, all orcs must die, but maybe these orcs should die first.

Expect the unexpected when the hunters show up. They’ve got a powerful thirst for blood and a nose built for tracking sweaty apprentices. Sporting razor-sharp teeth, a fast loping gait, and powerful claws, gnoll hunters aren’t interested in getting through the rift – they’re interested in killing you! (They’re also interested in killing archers and paladins, but everyone knows tender young war mage is the sweetest meat of all.)

Spoiler untuk The Defenses :

Hot from the forges of the Order Enchanters, this high-powered magical crossbow is perfect for driving sharp bolts straight into the brainpans of pesky orcs. One of the signature weapons of the war mages, the crossbow is accurate at long range and has a rapid rate of fire. Experts learn to pace their shots and aim for the head for maximum orc-killing efficiency. The crossbow can also fire a special bolt that stuns small groups of enemies.

Skewer entire groups of orcs where it hurts the most – in the soles of their tender, moisturized feet. A hallway lined with spike traps is a perfect addition to the ambience of any
rift fortress. The first bread-and-butter trap that a war mage learns to create, the floor spikes are the perfect tool for thinning out the invading orc mob. With oiled steel blades, a sensitive pressure trigger for maximum foot penetration, and a self-cleaning mechanism, this trap provides hours of orc-skewering enjoyment with minimal maintenance.

They’re snooty, obnoxious, and no fun at parties, but they know how to fill an orc belly full of arrows in the blink of an eye. They’re worth keeping around just for the pointy-ear jokes. Allies of the Order for centuries, the elves stand ready to come to the aid of fortresses under attack by the orc mob. Deadly accurate with their bows, elven archers are able to fire a volley of arrows in the blink of an eye. If they fall in battle, the power of the rifts will heal them when there’s a break in the action. Just tune them out if they start yammering about birds and plants and “all living things” and the rest of that treehugger nonsense.

A barrage of pointy arrows awaits the unwary orc that steps too close. With proper placement, an arrow wall can take out entire groups of enemies.Who doesn’t like a bunch of arrows to the face? Orcs, that’s who! Place these deadly beauties at the end of fortress corridors to cover an unguarded approach, or stick two across a hall from each other to shred a whole legion of enemies in a devastating crossfire.

Packing a powerful wallop, this cheap, disposable container chock-full of magical explosives is the ideal way to ruin an orc’s afternoon. The boom barrel - never leave home without it!Boom goes the dynamite! Drop these tasty explosive treats in tight corridors, light them up with your crossbow, then sit back and watch orc giblets paint the walls red. For maximum kill-streaky goodness, wait until large groups of enemies are clustered around a boom barrel before pulling the trigger.

Those smelly, pesky orcs have no sense of personal space! This versatile trinket is perfect for buying some extra breathing room in tight quarters.Harness the power of the wind and kill orcs the eco-friendly way! Shove, push, and launch them into the sharpest, pointy-est, boiling-est spots in the fortress. No matter where you blow them, you can’t go wrong!

The war mage shoots, and he scores! Send daring young orcs flying through the air with the greatest of ease with this surprisingly effective trap. Nothing but net!Use the cheap and effective spring trap to launch pesky enemies through the air. Where they land is up to you - a pool of lava, a pit full of acid, or even straight into another trap! Beware heavier enemies such as ogres who prevent the spring trap from firing.

It slices! It dices! It juliennes! Best of all, it kills orcs dead - as long as you don't mind the messy clean-up afterwards. Expensive, high-damage, razor-sharp blades of pure carnage, wall blades are an excellent choice for narrow chokepoints and heavily-trafficked hallways. For smooth operation, remember to clean out excess hair and bone every couple of weeks.

When the bladestaff and crossbow just aren't quite deadly enough, follow up by tossing a few fireballs into the orc mob. Light 'em up and burn 'em down! Prefer your orcs rare or medium-well? Too bad! The fire bracers can only cook an orc one way - well done! But you won't care how overdone the meat is when an entire wave of enemies stumbles through a fire wall or burns up in a fireball's explosion. You'll be too busy basking in the warm glow of success.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, wait - it’s an orc! And the steam trap is the wind beneath his wings. Take orcs for the ride of their (short and miserable) lives with this low-cost floor trap. Blasts of warm, soothing steam not only send your enemies sky-high, but also soften up those rough orc hides just in time for a crossbow bolt to punch straight into the tender organs underneath.

You can’t go wrong with 50,000 volts of magical electricity! This high-powered zapper kills orcs dead. Show the orcs what it’s like to live (briefly) in their own miniature version of Tornado Alley. Send bolts of chain lightning through four orcs at once, or conjure up a powerful storm over the heads of an entire mob and watch the sparks fly!

Oooh! That’s gonna leave a mark. Smash orcs flat with this ceiling trap – now with extra pounding action! What’s the best cure for an orc’s migraine? Keeping hitting him on the head until he’s dead! The pounder gets the job done at a highly reasonable price. Throw a few tar traps or a decoy underneath; by the time the orcs think to look up, it’ll be too late.

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Ages ago, parties of brave - or stupid - explorers stepped through a magical rift to explore an untapped source of magic. What they found was a ravaged world, a destroyed landscape populated by drooling, bloodthirsty monsters. The magic wielders of the land formed the Order to protect their realm from invading beasts. But how long can the order hold back the merciless orc mob?

The digital comic includes the back story of the Orcs Must Die!™ universe as well as a special OMD!-inspired art gallery featuring work by Chris Moffitt, Nate Stefan, David Kubalak, Phil Wohr, Brad Crow, Bart Tiongson, Won Choi, Dax Gordine, Andrew Olson, Joe Vriens, Andy Cotnam, and Gene Kohler.

Source : Internet

[Dont]

seru banget ini mirip kyk tower defense. dengan tampilan 3d.

ini game ckup menantang lho. selain bkin traps". keahlian dalam fps juga di perlukan

[mehhh]

seru banget ini mirip kyk tower defense. dengan tampilan 3d.

ini game ckup menantang lho. selain bkin traps". keahlian dalam fps juga di perlukan

terkadang gue malah suka lupa naroin traps gara2 ke asikan nembak. Tapi yg paling gw demen d sini adalah bagaimana kita bisa nge kombinasiin traps2 yang ada biar damage yg d hasilkan tuh lebih pedas dari pada ngandelin single trap aja.

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level 10 keats uda ga bisa ngadelin single traps kak.

tapi untuk gnoll yang *** itu ngeselin mesti pake singel traps yang duri buat matiin di depan.

-tambahan-

keasikan nembak itu level berapa gan. ssh lho klo lv 10 keats ga main traps. gerbang orc uda bukan 1 lagi.

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level 10 keats uda ga bisa ngadelin single traps kak.

tapi untuk gnoll yang *** itu ngeselin mesti pake singel traps yang duri buat matiin di depan.

-tambahan-

keasikan nembak itu level berapa gan. ssh lho klo lv 10 keats ga main traps. gerbang orc uda bukan 1 lagi.

gw maen cuman bentar sih, ga d lanjutin lagi. sayang soalnya kalo di geder banget maennya. Lagi keasikan dota 2 jadi yg ini gw tinggal dulu. Gw baru sampe level yg kita punya *** racun gitu. Belum gitu jauh si.

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ini masi ada gak ya DL link nya.. kok gk bisa

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nice share gan