[Text] Balada seorang Pemerkosa, pembunuh, psikopat dan Banci

[Raditya~]

Suatu hari di sebuah sel yang berisikan empat orang :
Seorang pemerkosa, pembunuh, psikopat dan banci. Karena bosan mereka berbincang-bincang dalam sel tsb.

Pemerkosa : Gua udah lima tahun ga merkosa cewe, jangankan cewe. Kalo ada kucing lewat bakalan gw ******* dah!
Pembunuh : Abis lo ******* bakalan gua siksa tuh kucing sampe mati.
Psikopat : Klo da mati tar gw ******* terus gw siksa lagi. HAHAAHAH!
Banci : (nungging sambil ngejilat bibirnya) Meoonngg~
Pemerkosa, Pembunuh & Psikopat : Opsir, minta ganti sel

[Raditya~]

English: “Would you please care to elaborate on that statement?”.
Indonesian: “MAKSUD LOH?!”

English: “The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand.”
Indonesian: ” JAnGAn Telat Yee !”

English: “I definitely won’t make it. You guys go and have fun without me.”
Indonesian: “Ntar gue nyusul.”

English: “your statement is already known by everybody else”.
Indonesian: ” BASI.. LO ”

English: “I couldn’t see the necessity of this conversation”.
Indonesian: ” ƍaK PENTING Boo … ”

English: “I couldn’t think of any idea of where to go and what to do”.
Indonesian : ” MATI GAYA neh ”

English: “I need to tell u something unfortunately still need to be confirmed on its validity”.
Indonesian: ” Eh….TAU GA’ SIH LO……(Nggosip) ”

English: “I coudn’t imagine what else could’ve happen”.
Indonesia: ” BUSET DAH !! ”

English: “The conclusion which is not accepted”.
Indonesian: ” CAPE Deehh!! ”

English: “I don't really know, what are you talking about.”
Indonesia : ” HAaHhh ??

English: “I think you should not act in such an improper way”.
Indonesian: ” PLiiiss Dech ”

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