Ditanggung kagak bisa niruin nyang kayak begini..
Satu hari Sultan merasa sungguh "boring n bete abis", jadi dia
Tanya Bendahara, "Bendahara, siapa paling pandai saat ini?"
"Abunawas" jawab Bendahara. Sultan pun manggil Abunawas n baginda bertitah :
"Kalau kamu pandai, coba buat satu cerita seratus kata tapi setiap kata mesti
dimulai dengan huruf 'J'.
Abunawas terperanjat, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita:
Jeng Juminten janda judes, jelek jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok.
Jeng juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogya-Jakarta. Jamu
jagoannya: jamu jahe. "Jamu-jamuuu..., jamu jahe-jamu jaheee...!"
Juminten jerit-jerit jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan.
Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh jumpalitan. Jeng Juminten
jerit-jerit: "Jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh..." Juminten jengkel,
jualan jamunya jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga.
Juminten jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan,
juara judo. Jantungnya Jeng Juminten janda judes jadi jedag-jedug.
Juminten janji jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack.
Johny justru jadi jelous Juminten jadi juliet-nya Jack. Johny juga
jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, Johny Jago Joget.
"Jieehhh, Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?" joke-nya Johny. Jakunnya jadi
jungkat-jungkit jelalatan jenguk Juminten. "Jangan jealous, John..."
jawab Juminten.
Jum’at, Johny jambret, jagoannya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil
jerawatnya Juminten. Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jack, Jack, Johny jahil,
jawil-jawil!!!" Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran.
Jack jegal Johny, Jebr eeet..., Jack jotos Johny.
Jidatnya Johny jenong, jadi jontor juga jendol……. Jeleekk jadinya.
"John, jangan jahilin Juminten…….!" jerit Jack.
Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, "Janji, Jack, janji... Johnny jera,"
jawab Johny. Jack jadikan Johny join jualan jajanan jejer Juminten.
Jhony jadi jongosnya Jack-Juminten, jagain jongko, jualan jus
jengkol jajanan jurumudi jurusan Jogja-Jombang, julukannya Jus
Jengkol Johny "Jolly-jolly Jumper." Jumpalagi, jek........!!!
... Joseph jantan juragan Jakarta jagoan jualan joke jebak Juliet ...
....................ww....(* u *)....ww......................
Jeringatan : Jangan joba-joba jikin jerita jayak jini jagi ja...!!!
JUSAH...Jack..!!!
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Semua tentang huruf "J"
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OMG... keyen, kreatif abis
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Dah lama bgt....
Huahua..
Tapi mayan lah baca lage.. ^^
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jukup jucu ......
jice jost.... ^^ (ikut2an pke j)
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jakakakaak,, jumayan jucu, japi jada jusah baja nya jang jas jerakhir
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jumlahnya juga jeratus jiji
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jejejejejej jucu janget jine jost (--a sesah ui....)
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ajajajajajajajajaja... jucu janget...
jajajajaja... jep jep.. jeep joosting.. ::hahaha::still the same guy you know, literally
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jerakan junker jua jibu jelapan.....
jah2x jena jenyakit je je jih.....
jrus jost jengan juruf X jong...
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juahahahhahahahha jood jood jek jagoan jejucon jaya jini ja????? jeep josting2 john2 jamu!!!!
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jnekek jode jon...::hahaha::
jucah juga jacanya jah
jikin jagi ja ji junggu jak....jwekwkewejwjejwejwjekwjewkjewkejwkjewk
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jokesnya Locoe buahahahhahahdada
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jajajajajajajajajaja.....jokak jabis.....
jreatif janget !!
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