Stupid question with smart answers

[yands]

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??

BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in
both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1. Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?"
Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."

2. Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon."
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it."

3. Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil: "A teacher."

4. Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"

5. My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.

6. Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot!"
Sam: "It's a family tradition."
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher."
Teacher: "What about your mother?" Sam: "She's a woman."

7. Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year's performance repeated."

8. Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student: "Brotherly love."

9. Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook."

10. Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The others all died."

11. Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the same day and at the same time."

12. Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student: "Because George still had the axe in is hand."


leasantry:

[cyruss]

Dah agak lama tapi locoe kok..
Huahua..
Keep posting..

[capeq_maen]

hehe...biasa aja si

[the_omicron]

ada di gudang mimi nih..

[yands]

sory klo repost >.<

[il_il]

terjemahin ke bahasa indonesia donk
wekkekeke

[phonoscope]

harusnya smart question, stupid answer

[calintz]

wkkwkwwk..nice post kk....

[yands]

hahah,tq tq masi banyak lagi,liad aj di tread g yg kumpulan jokes searching on inet tq

[mammothmk]

keep on posting yach ...