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    Default Guru Darah Tinggi VS Murid IQ Jongkok

    Seorang murid disuruh nyanyi ke depan kelas oleh gurunya.

    Murid (nyanyi dg suara kecil): "Cicak2 di dinding.."
    Guru : "Gedein Sedikit!!"
    Murid : "Tokek2 di dinding.."
    Guru : "Gedein lagi!.."
    Murid : "Buaya2 di dinding.."
    Guru : "yg di gedein itu suara kamu, bukan binatangnya."
    Murid : "Kalo suara yg di gedein, saya adzan saja."
    Guru : iya sudah, kamu adzan aja.
    Murid (dgn suara yg besar) : "Allahu akbar2..."
    Guru : "besarin lagi!!!
    Murid : "gak ada lagi pak yg lebih besar dari Allah, Allah Maha Besar."
    Guru (kesal n marah) menggumam : "Iya sudah Allah Maha Besar, tapi nilai kamu kecil."
    Murid : "Gedein dong pak."
    Guru (berteriak) : NILAI KAMU KECIL!!!!
    Murid : "yg di gedein itu nilai saya pak, bukan suara bapak!!,
    Guru : (goplak, suara buku melayang ke muka si murid, hrrrrggg)....


    Mau komentar bole , tapi ingat rules yg berlaku ya ..

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    WKWKWKWKKWKWW NICE GAN pertamaXXX

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    wokoko
    ijin sedot gan
    sering-sering post gan biar ane bisa ketawa trus

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    WAKWKAWKAK..
    nice share bro..

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    wkakwkawkakwkawkwkawkakwa...

    cangak itu murid..

    bener2.. kalo ada yang kek gini mah..
    mening di
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    WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK

    muridnya kurang ajar amat. mau balas dendam tuh anak

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    AWKAKWAKKWAWKA

    mana ada Murid kek gini
    "The weak lose their freedom to the strong. Such is the way of the strong. And it is the providence of nature that only the strong survive. That is why I needed strength." - Kuja

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    wakakaawkawk main gede gedean itu
    selon juga itu anak :ag-haha:

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    sblumnya gw numpang ktwa gan wawkakwkaw

    GG amad anaknya

    itu apa mungkin ada di real life ?
    http://imgur.com/a642p

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    wkkwkwkwwkwkwk...
    murid pelo........
    guru e cepet mati ada murid kek gt....

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    AWKAKWKWKWKWK
    mampos kalo ketemu murid gituan, bisa muntah darah benar
    Guru : gedein telinga lo utk menyimak
    Murid : langsung menggunting telinga teman dan disambung ke telinga sendiri
    sambungan dari yg atas

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