[Best Movie Review 1st Week]The Simpsons Movie Thread

all, klo ada yg punya series simpsons TV maw di share, bagi d sini yah.. .

secara gw ini penggemar beratnya the simpsons seris. . hehe

simpson 1-18

Spoiler untuk The Simpson :

"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"

Original Airdate: 12/17/89

Christmas is nearly ruined when Marge has to spend all of the family's gift money to remove Bart's tattoo. Homer becomes a department store Santa to raise more cash, but bets it all at the dog races on a hot tip from Barney. Homer and Bart save Christmas by adopting the losing greyhound, Santa's Little Helper.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81065002/S_01x01.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81069287/S_01x01.part2.rar

"Bart the Genius"

Original Airdate: 1/14/90

Bart cheats on his intelligence test and is mistaken for a child genius. In order to offer him more stimulation, Marge and Homer enroll him in a school for gifted students where he is immediately made to feel like the mediocre student he is. Bart eventually bluffs his way back into Springfield Elementary by claiming he'll study his classmates but winds up confessing to everyone that he cheated.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81088539/S_01x02.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81091884/S_01x02.part2.rar

"Homer's Odyssey"

Original Airdate: 1/21/90

Homer reevaluates his life after getting fired from the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant for causing a meltdown. He becomes a public safety advocate and rallies to have speed bumps installed on roads and fights against his old boss. Eventually, he abandons his cause and gets rehired at the plant with a raise.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81095602/S_01x03.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81099072/S_01x03.part2.rar

"There's No Disgrace Like Home"

Original Airdate: 1/28/90

After an embarrassing experience at his company picnic, Homer begins to wonder if his family is too dysfunctional. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie attend family therapy sessions with Dr. Marvin Monroe, an unorthodox psychotherapist who uses shock therapy to "cure" them.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81114166/S_01x04.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81116673/S_01x04.part2.rar

"Bart the General"

Original Airdate: 2/04/90

After years of being picked on by Nelson, Bart and other kids from Springfield Elementary decide to fight back. With the help of Grandpa and one-armed Herman, the kids attack Nelson and his buddies with water balloons until he agrees to sign a cease fire treaty.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81120105/S_01x05.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81123081/S_01x05.part2.rar

"Moaning Lisa"

Original Airdate: 2/11/90

Lisa gets sent home from school with a terrible case of the blues. One night she meets Bleeding Gums Murphy, a jazz musician who teaches her how to express her feelings through music. Lisa writes a song for Bleeding Gums, who plays it at his club, making Lisa feel happy again.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81126802/S_01x06.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81130251/S_01x06.part2.rar

"The Call of the Simpsons"

Original Airdate: 2/18/90

Homer buys an RV and takes the family camping. Accidentally driving it off the edge of a cliff, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie are trapped in the woods and must fend for themselves. Marge makes her way back to civilization, but Homer is mistaken for Bigfoot and eventually captured by hunters.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81134510/S_01x07.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81138301/S_01x07.part2.rar

"The Telltale Head"

Original Airdate: 2/25/90

Bart tries to impress Jimbo Jones and his friends by stealing the head of the Jebediah Springfield statue in the town square. The townspeople are devastated by his act of vandalism and only Homer can help him return the head to its shoulders and fend off the angry mob.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81143399/S_01x08.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81147704/S_01x08.part2.rar

"Life on the Fast Lane"

Original Airdate: 3/18/90

Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, prompting her to take up bowling lessons with a suave, French bowling instructor named Jacques. As her game improves, Marge and Jacques grow closer and closer until they're spending every night of the week at the bowling alley and sharing brunch. Realizing that he may be losing Marge, Homer tries to tell her how he feels and remind her of her loyalty to the family.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81153097/S_01x09.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81157568/S_01x09.part2.rar

"Homer's Night Out"

Original Airdate: 3/25/90

Using his toy spy camera, Bart captures Homer drunk and cavorting with a belly-dancing named Princess Kashmir. When he gets the photo developed, it is photocopied and distributed all over town, ruining Homer's reputation and nearly wrecking his marriage to Marge. Fearing that Bart may be learning a bad lesson about how to treat women, Marge insists that Homer introduce Bart to the Princess so he can learn that women aren't sex objects.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81163809/S_01x10.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81168677/S_01x10.part2.rar

"The Crepes of Wrath"

Original Airdate: 4/15/90

Bart is sent to France as a foreign exchange student and is forced to live with two slave-driving French winemakers. In his place, the Simpson family takes in Adil, a student from Albania, who's actually a spy stealing the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's secrets. Bart escapes his tormentors' vineyard and manages to speak enough French to tell the authorities. He returns home a national hero.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81174728/S_01x11.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81179860/S_01x11.part2.rar

"Krusty Gets Busted"

Original Airdate: 4/29/90

With the help of eyewitness Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown gets busted for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart. Convinced that his hero is wrongly accused, Bart, with Lisa's help, examines the clues and case and determines that Krusty was framed by his bitter sidekick, Sideshow Bob. Krusty is cleared and Bob begins the first of his many prison terms.
http://rapidshare.com/files/81186161/S_01x12.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81191430/S_01x12.part2.rar

"Some Enchanted Evening"

Original Airdate: 5/13/90

Homer and Marge go out for a much-needed romantic dinner and leave Bart, Lisa and Maggie with a babysitter named Ms. Botz. Bart becomes convinced that Ms. Botz is actually the Babysitter Bandit, a wanted criminal he saw on America's Most Wanted Armed and Dangerous. Bart turns out to be correct and when Ms. Botz ties him and Lisa up and attempts to rob the house, only Maggie can save them.

http://rapidshare.com/files/81197881/S_01x13.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/81203261/S_01x13.part2.rar

"Bart Gets An F"
201 7F03
Original Airdate: 10/11/90

After failing a history test, Bart strikes a deal with Martin Prince to make him cool in exchange for tutoring. Bart successfully transforms Martin into a regular kid, but Martin reneges on his side of the bargain and Bart is once again in danger of failing. After an all-night study session, Bart still fails but he manages to impress Mrs. Krabappel with his grasp of history and she gives him a D-minus, a grade Homer is proud to hang on the fridge.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83586126...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83591467...n305.part2.rar

"Simpson and Delilah"
202 7F02
Original Airdate: 10/18/90

When Homer gets an experimental hair treatment, he grows a shaggy new mane. Marge finds the new Homer sexy and Mr. Burns mistakes his most incompetent employee for a hungry up-and-comer and promotes him. As part of his promotion, Homer gets an overly attentive assistant named Karl who ensures that his every step is correct and his every move successful. When Homer's hair begins to fall out again, his success goes down the drain as well.
http://rapidshare.com/files/83596927...n305.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83602857...n305.part1.rar

"Treehouse of Horror"
203 7F04
Original Airdate: 10/24/90

In this first installment of the yearly Halloween special, the Simpsons move to a haunted house, beam into outer space and take on a chilling literary classic. In the first segment, the family checks into a mansion that tries to make them kill one another. In the second segment, Kang and Kodos bring the Simpsons aboard a spaceship, and then proceed to entertain and feed them in preparation for what might prove to be their last supper. In the final segment, Lisa reads Bart Edgar Allan Poe's frightening poem, "The Raven."
http://rapidshare.com/files/83608313...n305.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83614587...n305.part1.rar

"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"
204 7F01
Original Airdate: 11/01/90

Bart and Lisa catch a three-eyed fish in a polluted stream near The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, bringing scads of negative publicity to Mr. Burns. In order to fight the bad press, Burns decides to run for Governor, enlisting a team of spin doctors. But all the spin doctors in the world can't fix Mr. Burns' major blunder when, on live TV, Marge serves him a three-eyed fish for dinner and he finally coughs up his true feelings about pollution.
http://rapidshare.com/files/83619384...Rip.XviD-byunk
http://rapidshare.com/files/83624733...Rip.XviD-byunk

"Dancin' Homer"
205 7F05
Original Airdate: 11/08/90

Homer becomes a local celebrity when he is named the mascot for the Springfield Isotopes, a local minor league baseball team. With a repertoire of dance moves and specialized routines, Homer attracts the attention of the team's owner, who recruits him to become the mascot for Capital City Capitals. Homer discovers that his moves don't play in Capital City as well as they did in Springfield and retires from the mascot business.
http://rapidshare.com/files/83629649...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/10160793...n305.part2.rar

"Dead Putting Society"
206 7F08
Original Airdate: 11/15/90

In a bout of over-the-top neighborly competition, Homer and Ned Flanders pit Bart and Todd against one another in a miniature golf competition. Both boys train incessantly for the big day, but it's clear that the tournament is more important to Homer and Ned, who have made a side bet for the loser's father to mow the other's lawn in a dress. On the day of the big tournament, Bart and Todd face off until the final hole, when they agree to throw the match and tie. Because of their bet, Ned and Homer are both forced to mow each other's lawn in dresses.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83634590...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83637966...n305.part2.rar

"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
207 7F07
Original Airdate: 11/22/90

Lisa spends the days leading up the Thanksgiving building a centerpiece dedicated to female heroes of American history. In order to make room for more food on the table, Bart accidentally throws Lisa's centerpiece into the fireplace, destroying it. Sent to his room with no Thanksgiving supper, Bart escapes out his window and, with Santa's Little Helper, wanders the city, eventually landing at a homeless shelter where he is filmed by a TV crew. Returning home, Bart apologizes to Lisa for destroying her centerpiece.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83641167...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83643537...n305.part2.rar

"Bart the Daredevil"
208 7F06
Original Airdate: 12/06/90

At a Monster Truck event, Bart spots his hero Captain Lance Murdock, a daredevil who attempts to jump his motorcycle over a tank filled with great white sharks, electric eels, piranhas, alligators, a ferocious lion and one drop of blood that drives all the wild animals insane. Inspired to follow in Murdock's footsteps, Bart attempts increasingly risky skateboard jumps until he sets his sights on Springfield Gorge. Homer tries to stop Bart from jumping, only to find himself in danger of accidentally skating off the ramp and into the gorge.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83646839...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83649407...n305.part2.rar

"Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
209 7F09
Original Airdate: 12/20/90

Convinced that the images on "The Itchy & Scratchy Show" are a bad influence on kids, Marge wages a one-woman campaign against the show that eventually forces the creator, Roger Meyers, Jr., to curb the violence in favor of bland, lovey-dovey plots. The new format bombs and the show's ratings plunge. Meanwhile, Marge is asked to comment on The Springfield Art Museum's exhibition of Michelangelo's "David." Not finding it at all objectionable, Marge loses her standing with the anti-free speech brigade that once supported her.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83652411...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83654856...n305.part2.rar

"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
210 7F10
Original Airdate: 1/10/91

Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, sending him on a trip to heaven and hell while he's unconscious. After consulting the crooked attorney Lionel Hutz, Homer and Marge attempt to sue Mr. Burns for a million dollars. Burns is prepared to settle for $500,000, but promptly withdraws the offer when he discovers that the Simpsons have exaggerated Bart's injuries.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83660945...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83663867...n305.part2.rar

"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
211 7F11
Original Airdate: 1/24/91

Homer discovers the wonders of sushi, trying a piece of every fish on the menu of the Happy Sumo restaurant. But when he eats a bad piece of blowfish, he is poisoned and given 24 hours to live by Dr. Hibbert. With one day left on earth, Homer makes a list of everything he ever wanted to do but didn't and tries to pack it all in before he succumbs to the blowfish poison. After staying up all night, Homer survives and goes on to live his life exactly as he did before--watching TV and eating salty treats.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83667972...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83671574...n305.part2.rar

"The Way We Was"
212 7F12
Original Airdate: 1/31/91

When the TV breaks, Marge takes the opportunity to share the story of how she and Homer met with Bart and Lisa. Flashing back to 1974, we see Homer as ne'er-do-well high school student and Marge as a budding feminist. Homer becomes smitten with Marge and tries to get close to her by enlisting her as his French tutor. After several hours of verb conjugation, Marge falls for Homer too, only to become enraged when he admits that he's not even a French student and only said he was to get her to spend time with him. Marge rejects Homer's invitation to the prom and goes with Artie Ziff, a nerdy debate club colleague of hers. Artie turns out to be a terrible date and Marge realizes that it's Homer who she really wants

http://rapidshare.com/files/83677020...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83681227...n305.part2.rar

"Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment"
213 7F13
Original Airdate: 2/07/91

Homer becomes the most popular guy in town when he gets an illegal cable hook-up. But Lisa doesn't approve and fears that Homer will go to hell for violating the Eighth Commandment. Lisa seeks advice from Reverend Lovejoy, who simply tells her not to watch the stolen cable. Later, Homer invites all of his new friends over to watch a big fight, but he begins to feel guilty about stealing the transmission and, to lessen his guilt, cuts the cable line.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83685807...wn305.part1.ra
http://rapidshare.com/files/83689465...wn305.part2.ra

"Principal Charming"
214 7F15
Original Airdate: 2/14/91

Marge enlists Homer's help to find Aunt Selma a husband. During his search, Homer is called into Springfield Elementary to meet with Principal Skinner and decides that the principal is the man for Selma. Skinner agrees to meet Selma but mistakenly falls in love with Aunt Patty instead, causing Selma to grow even more depressed about her life. Even though Patty enjoys Skinner's company, she eventually gives him up to make her sister happy.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83860665...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83866109...n305.part2.rar

"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
215 7F16
Original Airdate: 2/21/91

Homer discovers that he has a long-lost half brother, Herb Powell, who is the wealthy CEO of a car company. When Homer and Herb meet, they instantly hit it off and Herb takes in the Simpson family as his own. Herb hires Homer to help design a car for regular guys, but Homer's design proves so disastrous that it bankrupts Herb's company and forces the brothers apart once again.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83872138...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83877194...n305.part2.rar

"Bart's Dog Gets an F"
216 7F14
Original Airdate: 3/07/91

After a series of destructive acts, the entire Simpson family loses patience with Santa's Little Helper. Marge and Homer insist on sending the dog to Emily Winthrop's Canine College but Santa's Little Helper proves too unruly and stupid to learn anything. Homer and Marge threaten to give the dog away if he doesn't pass his obedience training, so Bart tries as hard as he can to train him, but Santa's Little Helper refuses to lie down or do any of the other tricks he was taught. Somehow, Bart finally gets through to the dog, who ultimately passes Canine College and stays with the family.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83882207...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83885719...n305.part2.rar

"Old Money"
217 7F17
Original Airdate: 3/28/91

Grandpa Simpson falls in love with Bea Simmons, a fellow resident of the Springfield Retirement Castle. During the course of their brief romance, Bea passes away and leaves Grandpa her entire savings, $100,000. Grandpa decides to give the money to charity but can't decide which one is worthiest. Eventually, he donates the money to the Retirement Castle to buy new easy chairs and equipment.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83889718...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83892770...n305.part2.rar

"Brush With Greatness"
218 7F18
Original Airdate: 4/11/91

Marge's interest in art is reawakened when she finds some of her old paintings in the attic. Signing up for a painting class taught by Professor Lombardo at Springfield Community College, Marge eventually develops enough confidence in her work to enter the Springfield Art Fair and win. Her winning painting catches the eye of Mr. Burns, who hires her to paint his official portrait, a task that proves very difficult because Marge finds Mr. Burns to be excessively ugly. Eventually, she paints a picture that emphasizes Mr. Burns' flaws. But rather than embarrassing him, the portrait humanizes him in the eyes of the public and he is forced to accept the painting as a success.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83896471...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83899606...n305.part2.rar

"Lisa's Substitute"
219 7F19
Original Airdate: 4/25/91

When Lisa's teacher Miss Hoover gets Lyme Disease, Mr. Bergstrom takes over the class. Lisa finds Mr. Bergstrom's teaching methods incredibly inspiring and discovers an entirely new love for learning. When Miss Hoover returns to her class, Lisa is devastated to lose her most positive grown-up role model. Eventually, she realizes that while Mr. Bergstrom was one of a kind, she can find role models in other people, including her own father.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83903265...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83906408...n305.part2.rar

"The War of the Simpsons"
220 7F20
Original Airdate: 5/02/91

When Homer humiliates Marge at a party they've thrown for their friends and neighbors, the only thing that can save their marriage is a weekend retreat for married couples run by Reverend Lovejoy up at Catfish Lake. Marge is determined to fix their marriage, but Homer is more determined to catch General Sherman, the freakishly large catfish that lives in the lake. Marge tells Homer that if he really loves her, he won't spend any time fishing, but while taking a walk along the lake one morning, Homer finds himself unable to resist the chance to catch General Sherman. When Marge finds him wrestling the gigantic fish into a boat, she scolds him for lying to her. Homer proves his love for Marge the only way he can: He lets General Sherman go.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83910350...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83913845...n305.part2.rar

"Three Men and a Comic Book"
221 7F21
Original Airdate: 5/9/91

Bart becomes obsessed with buying the first issue of Radioactive Man, but can't scrape together the $100 he needs to make it his own. Enlisting Milhouse and Martin Prince, Bart is finally able to buy the comic, even though he only possesses one third of it. But things get hairy when none of them can decide who gets to keep it or for how long. The three enter into a dangerous confrontation that threatens to destroy not only their precious investment, but their friendships as well.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83918107...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83921348...n305.part2.rar

"Blood Feud"
222 7F22
Original Airdate: 8/11/91
When Mr. Burns gets sick, only a transfusion of Bart's blood, which is a special type, can save him. With the boy's blood coursing through his veins, Mr. Burns is more alive than ever and writes a thank-you note to Bart. Homer is convinced that Burns has not shown his boy enough gratitude and writes his boss a nasty letter. Realizing he's made a mistake, Homer tries repeatedly to stop Burns from getting the note, but can't do it in time. Reading the letter, Mr. Burns vows to ruin Homer's life, but after some strong words from Mr. Smithers, the mogul realizes that he is wrong and shows his gratitude by buying the Simpson family a huge, frightening Olmec Indian statue for their house.

http://rapidshare.com/files/83925546...n305.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/83928960...n305.part2.rar

"Stark Raving Dad"
301 7F24
Original Airdate: 9/19/91

When he wears a pink shirt to work, Homer's coworkers mistake him for a mental patient and commit him to the New Bedlam Rest Home for the Emotionally Interesting. While there, Homer meets a tall, stocky white man who claims to be Michael Jackson. Despite his reservations, Homer befriends "Michael" and takes his new pal home with him upon his release. Meanwhile, Lisa celebrates her eighth birthday without a present from Bart, who was too inconsiderate to get her anything. With "Michael's" help, Bart writes a special song for Lisa that proves to be the best gift she ever received. Witnessing the tender scene, "Michael" admits that he's really Leon Kompowsky, a bricklayer.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84933759/S_03x01.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84930280/S_03x01.part.2.rar

"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
302 8F01
Original Airdate: 9/26/91

Lisa enters an essay contest and wins a trip for the whole family to go to Washington, D.C. While there, her faith in democracy is shattered when she witnesses a congressman accepting a bribe. In her desire to uphold this nation's ideals, Lisa decides to expose the corrupt official, and in doing so has him arrested in a sting operation.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84927464/S_03x02.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84924002/S_03x02.part.2.rar

"When Flanders Failed"
303 7F23
Original Airdate: 10/03/91

Ned Flanders decides to open his own business called the Leftorium, a store that sells tools and products aimed at left-handed consumers. Homer, filled with resentment towards Flanders, hopes that the Leftorium fails. Needless to say, the business is not a smashing success and Flanders goes broke, forcing his family to sell their furniture and possessions in a tag sale. Wracked with guilt, Homer enlists all of the left-handed people he knows (including Mr. Burns and Moe) to buy Flander's wares and save his neighbor from financial ruin.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84921016/S_03x03.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84917134/S_03x03.part.2.rar

"Bart the Murderer"
304 8F03
Original Airdate: 10/10/91

When he crashes his skateboard into the stairwell of the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club, Bart falls in with a particularly bad crowd: the Springfield Mafia. Soon, he befriends Fat Tony, Louie, Joey and other goodfellas, who take him on as their bartender and errand boy. As Bart adopts more and more gangster-like traits, Marge grows anxious. Meanwhile, Principal Skinner disappears and the police strongly suspect that Bart and his new friends are responsible. During the sensational trial, Fat Tony turns stool pigeon and rats out Bart as Skinner's killer. Nobody can save Bart but Skinner himself, who emerges from his hiding place to explain that neither Bart nor the Mob did anything to him.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84913686/S_03x04.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84909203/S_03x04.part.2.rar

"Homer Defined"
305 8F04
Original Airdate: 10/17/91

During a near-fatal meltdown at The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer frantically presses buttons on his console until he hits the right combination and saves the day. Homer becomes a hero even though he knows in his heart that what he did was a fluke. Aristotle Amadopolis, owner of the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant, invites Homer to make a speech for the employees at his plant, and Homer is once again faced with a meltdown. This time, he isn't so lucky and he sees his reputation destroyed just as quickly as it was made.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84905624/S_03x05.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84901197/S_03x05.part.2.rar

"Like Father Like Clown"
306 8F05
Original Airdate: 10/24/91

During a tear-filled dinner at the Simpsons' house, Krusty the Clown reveals that he is the estranged son of an Orthodox Jewish Rabbi. It seems that Krusty's father, Rabbi Krustofski, never accepted his son's profession, and disowned him years ago. Bart and Lisa decide to reunite the two men, but find that getting the Rabbi to agree to a meeting is nearly impossible. After endless research by Lisa, and repeated negotiations by Bart, the Rabbi agrees to meet with his clown son, and the two men are reunited and appear together on The Krusty the Clown Show.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84897377/S_03x06.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84892237/S_03x06.part.2.rar

"Treehouse of Horror II"
307 8F02
Original Airdate: 10/31/91

After eating piles and piles of Halloween candy, Bart, Lisa and Homer have nightmares that haunt them all night. Lisa dreams that the family goes on a trip to Morocco and buys a cursed monkey paw that grants its owner three wishes. By wishing for world peace, Lisa accidentally paves the way for an alien invasion by Kang and Kodos, who enslave the human race. Homer dreams that Mr. Burns steals his brain for a giant robot he's building. Due to an accident, Mr. Smithers is forced to sew Mr. Burns' head onto Homer's body, creating a horrific two-headed creature. Bart's dream, in which he has the power to read minds and affect people with his thoughts, seems less like a nightmare at first. But eventually, he realizes he's used his powers for evil and repents.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84887595/S_03x07.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84881480/S_03x07.part.2.rar

"Lisa's Pony"
308 8F06
Original Airdate: 11/07/91

When Homer disappoints Lisa one too many times, he tries to make it up to her with one grand gesture: He buys her a pony. Lisa is thrilled, but Homer and Marge are shocked to discover how expensive maintaining the animal can be. Homer is forced to take on another job working the graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay the bills. When she realizes her father is overworked, Lisa decides to give up her pony.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84876206/S_03x08.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84869782/S_03x08.part.2.rar

"Saturdays of Thunder"
309 8F07
Original Airdate: 11/14/91

Bart becomes deeply immersed in competitive soapbox racing while Homer begins to realize that he's not as good a father as he thought. After attending a lecture at National Fatherhood Institute, Homer becomes a more attentive father, helping Bart build the ultimate soapbox racer. But Bart decides not to use it in his big race against Nelson Muntz, instead opting to borrow Martin Prince's scientifically engineered aerodynamic racer. Homer is devastated by Bart's rejection, but still attends the race and watches as Bart beats Nelson.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84864421/S_03x09.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84857378/S_03x09.part.2.rar

"Flaming Moe's"
310 8F08
Original Airdate: 11/21/91

Homer invents a bizarre drink he calls the Flaming Homer. It's so good that Moe steals his recipe, renames it the Flaming Moe, and takes credit for it. The Flaming Moe revitalizes the bartender's business, turning Moe's Tavern into the hottest spot in Springfield. Meanwhile, Homer is so angered by Moe's stealing of his idea that he sabotages Moe's chance to sell the recipe for the Flaming Moe to representatives of Tipsy McStagger's bar and grill franchise. Realizing he shouldn't have taken credit in the first place, Moe makes him a Flaming Homer on the house.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84851085/S_03x10.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84843652/S_03x10.part.2.rar

"Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk"
311 8F09
Original Airdate: 12/05/91

Mr. Burns sells The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant for $100 million. The buyers are two wealthy German investors who promptly fire Homer and other employees. After a confrontation with Homer and others at Moe's, Mr. Burns realizes he should never have sold the plant. After negotiations, Burns buys back the plant and re-hires Homer, plotting to get revenge on him in the future.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84837751/S_03x11.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84830735/S_03x11.part.2.rar

"I Married Marge"
312 8F10
Original Airdate: 12/26/91

It's a walk down memory lane as Homer and Marge recount their early years for Bart and Lisa. Back in 1980, a young Homer and Marge are forced to get married at Shotgun Pete's Wedding Chapel after Marge becomes pregnant. But married life is difficult for the young couple and Homer decides to leave Marge until he is able to provide the sort of life he thinks she deserves. Marge tracks Homer down at his new job at the Gulp 'N Blow and the two agree to stick it out and build a family together.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84824871/S_03x12.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84817210/S_03x12.part.2.rar

"Radio Bart"
313 8F11
Original Airdate: 1/09/92

Homer buys Bart a Superstar Celebrity microphone for his birthday. Bart thinks it's the lamest gift in the world until he realizes he can play some great pranks with it. One of his pranks backfires when the entire town comes to the rescue of "Timmy O'Toole," the little boy Bart pretends has fallen down a well. Krusty the Clown brings his celebrity friends, including Sting, to record a song "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well" to benefit Timmy. Realizing things have gotten out of hand, Bart tries to undo his prank, but winds up falling down the well himself. He eventually admits that there was no Timmy O'Toole and the whole town is angered because a 10-year-old boy took them for fools. The only people willing to dig Bart out of the well are Homer and Sting.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84810681/S_03x13.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84791696/S_03x13.part.2.rar

"Lisa the Greek"
314 8F12
Original Airdate: 1/23/92

Homer discovers that Lisa has an uncanny ability to pick winning football teams. Soon, the two of them spend every Sunday afternoon together, betting on football games and winning. During these "Daddy-Daughter Days," Lisa feels closer to Homer than ever, but she begins to feel betrayed when she realizes Homer is only interested in her winning picks. Lisa rebels by refusing to pick a winner for the Super Bowl until Homer apologizes for being selfish. They agree to have Daddy-Daughter Days after the end of the football season and continue to bond.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84785850/S_03x14.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84778721/S_03x14.part.2.rar

"Homer Alone"
315 8F14
Original Airdate: 2/06/92

Marge has a nervous breakdown and is sent to Rancho Relaxo resort for some much-needed rest and relaxation. While she's off pampering herself, Homer sends Bart and Lisa to stay with their Aunts Patty and Selma but must take care of Maggie himself. During the night, Maggie disappears and Homer frantically runs around town looking for her. Spotted by the Springfield Police, Maggie is finally brought back to Homer and Marge returns from her vacation clueless about her daughter's little adventure.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84772801/S_03x15.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84765617/S_03x15.part.2.rar

"Bart the Lover"
316 8F16
Original Airdate: 2/13/92

During a particularly long detention jag, Bart discovers that his teacher, Mrs. Krabappel, has placed a personal ad looking for love. Thinking it would be funny to string her along, Bart writes her a love letter as "Woodrow," the perfect man who loves holding hands and hates yo-yos. Mrs. Krabappel falls madly in love with Woodrow and Bart begins to realize that he's done a very cruel thing. With the help of his family, Bart writes a sweet goodbye letter and lets his teacher gently off the hook.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84759570/S_03x16.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84752242/S_03x16.part.2.rar

"Homer at the Bat"
317 8F13
Original Airdate: 2/20/92

Mr. Burns makes a million dollar bet with his arch-rival Aristotle Amadopolis that the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant team will beat the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant team in the softball championships. To ensure victory, Burns hires a number of ringers, including pro baseball players Darryl Strawberry, Ken Griffey, Jr., Steve Sax, Roger Clemens, Jose Canseco, Don Mattingly, Ozzie Smith, Wade Boggs and Mike Scioscia to replace the plant employees he cut from the team. But as game day approaches, the pros all succumb to various strange ailments and accidents that prevent them from playing and it's up to Homer and his teammates to beat the Shelbyville team. With bases loaded and the score tied in the ninth inning, Homer is sent to bat and wins the game when the pitch hits him in the head and accidentally scores a homer.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84747150/S_03x17.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84741044/S_03x17.part.2.rar

"Separate Vocations"
318 8F15
Original Airdate: 2/27/92

After taking career aptitude tests, Lisa discovers that the occupation she's best suited for is homemaker while Bart is pegged as a future police officer. Each takes the opportunity to explore their options as Lisa spends the day doing chores with Marge and Bart goes on a ride along with the police. Lisa hates her role and rebels by becoming a troublemaker at school. Police life fits Bart like a glove and he becomes a hall monitor, handing out demerits to his classmates for minor infractions. When Lisa secretly steals all of the teachers' manuals, it's up to Bart and Principal Skinner to figure out who did it. Realizing his sister is the culprit, Bart takes the rap and returns to his life as a bad student and detention regular.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84735842/S_03x18.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84729919/S_03x18.part.2.rar

"Dog of Death"
319 8F17
Original Airdate: 3/12/92

Santa's Little Helper is rushed to the hospital to undergo an emergency operation. Homer is saddened to tell Bart and Lisa that they just can't afford the $750 for the operation, but seeing how much everyone--including himself--loves the dog, he resolves to find a way to pay for it. To save up the money, everyone must give up their small luxuries and begin to resent the dog for forcing them to lose out on the things they enjoy. Hurt and dejected, Santa's Little Helper runs away from home, only to be adopted by Mr. Burns, who trains him to become one of his vicious attack hounds. After a long brainwashing process, Santa's Little Helper becomes a bloodthirsty killer. When Bart goes to Burns' mansion to retrieve his dog, Santa's Little Helper tries to attack him but remembers all the good times they had and snaps out of his brainwashed state. The dog then returns to the family that loves him.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84725339/S_03x19.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84720005/S_03x19.part.2.rar

"Colonel Homer"
320 8F19
Original Airdate: 3/26/92

Homer and Marge have a fight after attending a boring movie and Homer drives off angry. As he drives, he pulls up to a honky-tonk bar called Beer 'N' Brawl where he meets an aspiring country music singer named Lurleen Lumpkin. Struck by her talent and her beauty, Homer becomes her manager, securing her gigs and a record deal while at the same time fraying his relationship with Marge. Even though it's clear that Lurleen is falling in love with Homer, he resists her come-ons and signs away Lurleen's contract to another manager in order to be a better husband to Marge.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84715598/S_03x20.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84710750/S_03x20.part.2.rar

"Black Widower"
321 8F20
Original Airdate: 4/08/92

Selma agrees to marry her prison pen pal, Sideshow Bob. Bart and Lisa are terrified of their soon-to-be new uncle, since Bob swore he'd get revenge on Bart for having him sent to prison for framing Krusty the Clown for robbery. Sideshow Bob tries to show the Simpsons that he has changed his ways in prison, but Bart remains skeptical. His suspicion pays off when Bob tries to kill Aunt Selma on their honeymoon. Bart foils the plot and it's back to prison for Bob, back to spinsterhood for Selma.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84706889/S_03x21.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84702253/S_03x21.part.2.rar

"The Otto Show"
322 8F21
Original Airdate: 4/23/92

After seeing Spinal Tap bring the house down (sort of) in concert, Bart decides he wants to learn how to play electric guitar. Playing is harder than Bart thought and he becomes dejected when he sees what a guitar god his bus driver, Otto, is. Because he was too busy jamming with Bart's guitar, Otto arrives late to school and is fired until he can get a new license from the DMV. With no job and no prospects, Otto is thrown out of his apartment and is forced to live in the Simpsons' garage until he can get his job back. Based on their mutual dislike for Homer, Patty approves Otto's new license and Otto is allowed to drive the school bus again.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84698389/S_03x22.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84693946/S_03x22.part.2.rar

"Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
323 8F22
Original Airdate: 5/07/92

Everything's coming up Milhouse when Bart's best friend falls in love with the new girl, Samantha Stanky. Bart is jealous of how much time Milhouse is spending with Samantha and plots to break them up by telling Samantha's strict father about the relationship. Samantha is packed off to Catholic school and Milhouse is heartbroken. Bart admits that it was his fault that Samantha was sent away and the two boys come to blows. Eventually they make up and go visit Samantha at her new school, where she is very happy.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84690631/S_03x23.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84686948/S_03x23.part.2.rar

"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
324 8F23
Original Airdate: 8/27/92

Homer's half-brother Herb Powell returns, but this time not as a successful businessman. After Homer wrecked his car company, Herb has become a bum, but with a little help from Maggie, he thinks he has come up with a shoo-in invention that will put him back on top. Herb wants to build the first baby translator, a device that will interpret babies' cries and mumbles into plain speech. Homer agrees to fund the research and when Herb's business takes off, he buys Homer and the whole family lavish gifts to thank them.

http://rapidshare.com/files/84684231/S_03x24.part.1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/84678751/S_03x24.part.2.rar

"Kamp Krusty"
401 8F24
Original Airdate: 9/24/92

After making a deal with Homer to get good grades in school, Bart and Lisa go away to Kamp Krusty, "The Krustiest Place on Earth!" While they're initially excited about their summer, they soon learn that Kamp Krusty is a run-down prison run by the tyrannical Mr. Black and his C.I.T. henchmen, Dolph, Kearney and Jimbo Jones. Worse yet, instead of sports and arts-and-crafts, the kids are expected to pass their days sewing counterfeit wallets. The only thing that gets Bart through this ordeal is the hope that Krusty himself will visit, but when that doesn't happen, the kids lead a rebellion against Mr. Black and take over the camp. With Bart as their leader, the kids speak to the media and reveal what a sham Kamp Krusty is. Meanwhile, with Bart and Lisa away from home, Homer and Marge are getting in touch with their relationship. Homer feels so good, he's even losing some weight and growing some hair. This all changes when he sees Bart on TV, condemning Krusty and his ramshackle camp. In the end, Krusty apologizes to the campers and takes them on a trip to Tijuana.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87269196/S_4x01.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87274330/S_4x01.part2.rar

"A Streetcar Named Marge"
402 9F18
Original Airdate: 10/01/92

Marge is cast in the role of Blanche DuBois in Oh! Streetcar, the musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire directed by the flamboyant Llewellyn Sinclair at the Springfield Community Center. Homer isn't very supportive of Marge's interest in acting, so she uses her anger towards him for inspiration in some of the play's more emotional moments. Acting opposite Ned Flanders as Stanley Kowalski, Marge gets so absorbed in her role that at one point she nearly slashes Ned with a broken bottle. Meanwhile, Maggie has been placed in day care at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and leads a rebellion against the strict teachers. Watching Marge perform in the play, Homer is moved and realizes he should have been more supportive.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87280754/S_4x02.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87285682/S_4x02.part2.rar

"Homer the Heretic"
403 9F01
Original Airdate: 10/08/92

One Sunday morning, Homer decides that he'd rather sleep late than go to church. Marge is disappointed, but doesn't argue with him. While home alone, Homer dances in his underwear, drinks waffle batter and loafs around watching TV. Having thoroughly enjoyed his morning, Homer decides to forgo church for good and start his own religion. Marge doesn't approve, but that night Homer has a dream in which God visits him and expresses his acceptance of Homer's new religion. While home on Sunday, worshipping in his own special way by reading Playdude and smoking cigars, Homer causes a fire that nearly destroys the house. Ned Flanders is the only one who can save Homer's life, and after speaking

http://rapidshare.com/files/87292419/S_4x03.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87298018/S_4x03.part2.rar

"Lisa the Beauty Queen"
404 9F02
Original Airdate: 10/15/92

To help Lisa get over her insecurities about her looks, Homer enters her into the Little Miss Springfield Pageant. At first, Lisa looks down on the event, but when she becomes first runner-up after Amber Dempsey, Lisa begins to like being a beauty queen. Soon thereafter, Amber is struck by lightning and Lisa is crowned the official Little Miss Springfield, an honor she relishes until she discovers that she must sit atop a parade float sponsored by Laramie cigarettes. Lisa denounces smoking and is stripped of her crown by pageant officials. But in the end, they can't strip Lisa of her newfound confidence.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87304826/S_4x04.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87310684/S_4x04.part2.rar

"Treehouse of Horror III"
405 9F04
Original Airdate: 10/29/92

In this year's scarifying special, the Simpsons gather for a Halloween party and exchange ghost stories. In the first tale, told by Lisa, Homer buys Bart a talking Krusty doll with a few glitches: It tries to kill Homer with a knife and strangle him to death. No one believes that the doll is really trying to kill Homer, but when Marge calls the toy company's customer service numbers, it is revealed that the doll was accidentally set to 'evil' instead of 'good.' In the next story, told by Grandpa, Homer plays King Kong to Marge's Fay Wray. Mr. Burns plays a maniacal millionaire who plunders the jungle in search of mythical giant gorilla. The gorilla falls in love with the millionaire's beautiful assistant and carries her to the top of the Empire State building. After a messy confrontation with the army, the gorilla and the girl get married and live happily ever after. Finally, Bart tells a story in which a spell from a book of witchcraft bring Springfield's dead to life. The only thing that can send them back to their graves is the right spell.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87317509/S_4x05.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87323125/S_4x05.part2.rar

"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
406 9F03
Original Airdate: 11/3/92

Every kid in the world waits with bated breath for the Itchy & Scratchy movie, but Bart is the only one who's not allowed to see it. Marge and Homer ground Bart for his bad behavior, making him miss the most important movie of his life. In a vision of the future in which his son becomes a Supreme Court Justice, Homer imagines seeing a revival of the movie with Bart.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87329924/S_4x06.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87335918/S_4x06.part2.rar

"Marge Gets a Job"
407 9F05
Original Airdate: 11/5/92

When the Simpsons' house begins sliding off its foundation, Marge is forced to get a job to help make ends meet. Where else can she turn other than The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where she is promptly hired. While on the job, Marge catches the eye--and the heart--of Mr. Burns, who falls madly in love with her. To impress her, he even hires her favorite singer, Tom Jones, to serenade her, but Marge rejects all of her boss' advances and stays faithful to Homer.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87343547/S_4x07.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87349500/S_4x07.part2.rar

"The New Kid on the Block"
408 9F06
Original Airdate: 11/12/92

Evergreen Terrace welcomes two new neighbors, Ruth Powers and her lovely teenage daughter, Laura. Bart falls hard for Laura, but she thinks of him as just a little friend. Heartbroken, Bart has to watch as the girl he loves starts dating Jimbo Jones. One night while Laura is babysitting Bart, Lisa and Maggie, Bart devises a way to get revenge on Jimbo, who also happens to be over the house. Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern one last time and claims to be Jimbo and gives his address. Moe charges over to kill Jimbo, but when the little bully starts to cry, Moe reconsiders and leaves. Laura reconsiders, too, breaking up with Jimbo.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87356895/S_4x08.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87363089/S_4x08.part2.rar

"Mr. Plow"
409 9F067
Original Airdate: 11/19/92

At the auto show, Homer impulsively buys a snow plow and starts a business as Mr. Plow. An incredibly snowy winter sets the business rolling, making Homer a success and earning him the key to the city from Mayor Quimby. All is well until Barney sets up a rival business as the Plow King and wipes the streets with Homer. To cut out his competition, Homer calls Barney under an assumed name and dispatches the Plow King to clear a path on forbidding Widow's Peak. Barney foolishly drives up there and is caught under an avalanche. Only Homer can save him from an icy death and both men agree to work together as a team. Right at that moment, the sun bursts out and all the snow in Springfield melts into puddles, leaving them both without livelihoods.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87370994/S_4x09.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87377205/S_4x09.part2.rar

"Lisa's First Word"
410 9F08
Original Airdate: 12/3/92

While trying to get Maggie to say her first words, Marge tells Bart and Lisa about what they were like as babies. In flashback, we see that Bart's first words were "aye carumba." When Lisa was born, Homer hoped that her first word would be "daddy," but instead she said "Bart," which always secretly broke Homer's heart. Back in the present, as Homer puts Maggie to bed, he tells her that it's okay that she doesn't speak yet. Just then, she looks up at him and says the word he's been waiting to hear, "Daddy."

http://rapidshare.com/files/87384778/S_4x10.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87390759/S_4x10.part2.rar

"Homer's Triple Bypass"
411 9F09
Original Airdate: 12/17/92

In a series of terrifying X-ray shots of Homer's chest, we see that his heart is dangerously clogged with plaque and doughnut residue and that he is in need of a triple bypass operation. The operation costs $40,000, but Homer cannot afford that much, so he goes to Dr. Nick Riviera, who agrees to do the operation for $129.95. During the operation, Dr. Nick loses his nerve and only Lisa, who has been studying the heart, can talk him through the procedure. Homer recovers and is able to live a long, doughnut-filled life.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87397646/S_4x11.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87402809/S_4x11.part2.rar

"Marge vs. the Monorail"
412 9F10
Original Airdate: 1/14/93

Mr. Burns is forced to pay a $3 million fine for illegally dumping toxic waste under trees in the park. At a town meeting where Springfield's citizens discuss how to best use the new funds, Lyle Lanley, a charismatic traveling salesman convinces them to build a completely useless monorail. Marge is the only one in town who disapproves of the project and when the monorail is complete disaster, her reservations are proved correct.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87408875/S_4x12.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87413558/S_4x12.part2.rar

"Selma's Choice"
413 9F11
Original Airdate: 1/21/93

Aunt Selma realizes that she might wind up dying all alone and thinks that having a baby can relieve her loneliness. To test her maternal instincts, she takes Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens, an amusement park, where she realizes that parenthood isn't all it's cracked up to be. At the park, Lisa gets high by drinking the water in the Little Land of Duff ride, and Bart misbehaves in his own unique way. Shaken by the experience, Selma is pleased to have no kids of her own and accepts her life and everyone in it, including Jub Jub, her pet iguana.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87418559/S_4x13.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87422489/S_4x13.part2.rar

"Brother From the Same Planet"
414 9F12
Original Airdate: 2/4/93

When Homer leaves Bart waiting in the pouring rain after soccer practice, he must earn back his son's love. Bart expresses his anger by going to a Big Brother program and claiming to be an abandoned child so he can get a new "father." He's paired with Tom, a motorcycle-riding fighter pilot who spoils him. To get revenge on Bart, Homer signs up to be a Big Brother and "adopts" Pepi, a needy child. When Homer and Tom clash over Bart, they fight viciously and Bart realizes how much his father loves him. Bart returns to Homer and Tom winds up adopting Pepi.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87427092/S_4x14.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87430672/S_4x14.part2.rar

"I Love Lisa"
415 9F13
Original Airdate: 2/11/93

Trying to be nice to Ralph Wiggum, Lisa gives him a Valentine's Day card. Ralph misinterprets the gesture and thinks that Lisa is in love with him. Soon, he begins to pursue her the only way he knows how: foolishly. Lisa tries to let him down nicely, but Ralph won't get the hint until she yells at him in front of a live television audience at the Krusty the Clown anniversary special. Heartbroken, Ralph channels his feelings into his performance as George Washington in his school's Presidents Day show. Ralph's acting is superb, and after a thunderous applause he is able to accept Lisa as just a friend.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87204101/S_4x15.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87200701/S_4x15.part2.rar

"Duffless"
416 9F14
Original Airdate: 2/18/93

Lisa conducts a secret experiment for the Springfield Elementary School science fair to see who's smarter, Bart or a hamster. Meanwhile, Homer is forced to swear off beer after being arrested on a D.U.I. Bart realizes what Lisa is doing and ruins her plans for the science fair by winning first prize for his own, more sensational, hamster experiment. Homer manages to stay off of beer for an entire month and, instead of drinking to celebrate his sobriety, he decides to stay on the wagon and enjoy a bike ride with Marge.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87207549/S_4x16.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87210377/S_4x16.part2.rar

"Last Exit to Springfield"
417 9F15
Original Airdate: 3/11/93

Homer finds himself filling in for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's union leader when it comes time to negotiate their new contract with Mr. Burns. Homer is a tough negotiator, despite not knowing the first thing about union organizing, and forces Burns to accept the union's demands on the condition that Homer be removed as leader.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87214094/S_4x17.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87217369/S_4x17.part2.rar

"So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show"
418 9F17
Original Airdate: 4/1/93

Bart's April Fools' prank backfires and lands Homer in the hospital in a coma. At Homer's bedside, The Simpson family reminisces about all of the good times they've had over the years. A half-hour of precious screen time is filled with clips you've seen before and Homer eventually emerges from his coma.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87221687/S_4x18..part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87225115/S_4x18..part2.rar

"The Front"
419 9F16
Original Airdate: 4/15/93

Convinced they can write better Itchy & Scratchy scripts than the writers who currently work on the cartoon, Bart and Lisa set out to write their own shows. Their scripts are rejected by Roger Meyers, the show's producer, until Bart and Lisa use Grandpa's name as their pseudonym. As "Abraham Simpson," the kids are hired to write for the show and eventually win an Emmy award for their work. At the awards, Grandpa accepts his Emmy from Brooke Shields, but goes up to the podium and makes a rambling, anti-cartoon speech that gets him fired.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87229603/S_4x19.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87233836/S_4x19.part2.rar

"Whacking Day"
420 9F18
Original Airdate: 2/29/93

Everyone in Springfield is excited for Whacking Day, but as the holiday approaches, Lisa condemns it as violent. Whacking Day is a decade-long tradition which calls for the townspeople to beat snakes to death with sticks. Lisa decides to save the snakes with the help of Whacking Day's honorary MC, Barry White, who uses his sonorous bass vocal style to lure the snakes to safety, where no one can whack them

http://rapidshare.com/files/87239331/S_4x20.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87243498/S_4x20.part2.rar

"Marge in Chains"
421 9F28
Original Airdate: 5/6/93

Marge gets busted for shoplifting at the Kwik-E-Mart and is sentenced to thirty days in prison. Bart concocts a brilliant scheme to break her out that involves a party dress, a wig and a crowbar. But what finally springs Marge is the rioting townspeople of Springfield, who desperately need the inmate's patented marshmallow squares for the Springfield Park Commission's annual bake sale.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87249104/S_4x21.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87253497/S_4x21.part2.rar

"Krusty Gets Kancelled"
422 9F19
Original Airdate: 5/13/93

WAfter the most successful advertising campaign Springfield has ever seen, The Krusty the Clown show gets bumped in the ratings by Arthur Crandall, a droll ventriloquist, and Gabbo, his excitable dummy. Gabbo is a huge hit, and Krusty's show is cancelled as a result of falling ratings. Bart and Lisa enlist the help of Krusty's Hollywood pals like Hugh Hefner, Bette Midler, Elizabeth Taylor, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and others to save his show. After an emotional TV special, Krusty's show is brought back for good. No one ever hears from Arthur Crandall or Gabbo again.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87258931/S_4x22.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87263312/S_4x22.part2.rar

"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
501 9F21
Original Airdate: 9/30/93

While flipping through records at a flea market, Bart and Lisa discover an album by the Be Sharps, a barbershop quartet comprised of Homer, Barney, Apu and Principal Skinner. As Homer recounts the story, it is clear that the Be Sharps saga is a classic tale of four men who rise to the top of the entertainment business, only to find that the demands of fame and success destroy their friendships and strain their love for their art. After telling his kids all about the band, Homer gets nostalgic and the Be Sharps reunite for one last concert on the roof of Moe's Tavern.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87721405/S_05x01.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87724419/S_05x01.part2.rar

"Cape Feare"
502 9F22
Original Airdate: 10/07/93

Bart begins receiving threatening letters from Sideshow Bob. When Bob is released from prison, Bart is terrified of being killed by the sociopathic former sidekick. To protect Bart, the entire Simpson family undergoes Witness Relocation and moves to a houseboat docked on the aptly named Terror Lake, just outside of Springfield. Bob tracks them down, ties up Homer, Marge, and Lisa, and tries to kill Bart. Bart outsmarts Sideshow Bob by asking him to sing the entire score to The H.M.S. Pinafore, thereby buying enough time to trap him in the mud beside a brothel where Chief Wiggum and other Springfield Police Department officers just happen to be spending some off-time.

Guest star: Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob

http://rapidshare.com/files/87728100/S_05x02.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87731120/S_05x02.part2.rar

"Homer Goes to College"
503 1F02
Original Airdate: 10/14/93

BWhen it is revealed that Homer is grossly unqualified to be a safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, he goes to Springfield University to study nuclear physics. While there, Homer befriends a group of nerds and encourages them to steal a rival school's mascot pig. The prank backfires, getting the nerds expelled. In attempt to get them reinstated, Homer devises another brilliant prank. This one lands their dean in traction, but when Homer comes clean about the first prank, the nerds are once again allowed back on campus. And it's just in time, too, since finals are coming up. After a marathon study session, Homer still flunks nuclear physics, but his new friends hack into the school computer and change his grade to an "A."

http://rapidshare.com/files/87734755/S_05x03.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87737673/S_05x03.part2.rar

"Rosebud"
504 (1F01)
Original Airdate: 3/18/93

During a touching birthday slide presentation Smithers makes for Mr. Burns, we see the early life of Springfield's richest man and learn that despite all his power and money, he'll never be whole without Bobo, his favorite childhood teddy bear. Smithers dresses up in a giant plush bear suit in an attempt to replace Bobo in Burns' heart, but it doesn't work. Meanwhile, Bart buys a bag of ice at the Kwik-E-Mart that contains a stinky, rotting teddy bear. Bart gives the bear to Maggie, who falls in love with her new toy. Homer realizes that Maggie's new bear is the same one Burns is offering a reward for and negotiates to give it to his boss for a price. Negotiations break down when Homer sees how much Maggie loves the bear and to retaliate, Mr. Burns tries to force the issue by taking over the broadcasting of Homer's favorite shows and shutting off the beer supply to Springfield. Eventually, Burns and Maggie meet for a one-on-one meeting and Maggie gives the old man his bear back.

Guest Stars: The Ramones as themselves.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87741517/S_05x04.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87744845/S_05x04.part2.rar

"Treehouse of Horror IV"
505 (1F04)
Original Airdate: 10/28/93

In this year's tricky triptych of terror, Bart presents three Halloween treats based on paintings in the "Fright Gallery." In the first story, Homer sells his soul to the devil (played by Ned Flanders) for a doughnut. When the devil wants to uphold Homer's side of the bargain, it's up to Marge and Lisa to argue why Homer's soul shouldn't be sucked into hell for all eternity. In the second installment, Bart has a nightmare about the school bus crashing that might just be coming true the next day during his commute. Bart spies a goblin on the side of the bus that could cause a crash, but no one believes him until it may be too late. And finally, Mr. Burns invites the Simpson family over to his castle for dinner where he bites Bart, turning him into a vampire. As Bart and his newly minted vampire friends wreak havoc, Lisa enlists Homer to kill Mr. Burns, the head vampire. When Homer drives a stake through Burns' heart (after some near misses and some outright bad aim), Lisa realizes that Burns wasn't the head vampire and that there's still the mother of all bloodsuckers to dispatch.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87748967/S_05x05.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87752621/S_05x05.part2.rar

"Marge on the Lam"
506 1F03
Original Airdate: 11/4/93

Marge spends some time with her neighbor, Ruth Powers, and the two find that they enjoy each other's company very much. One night, Ruth picks up Marge in a cherry '66 T-Bird convertible that just happens to have been reported stolen by Ruth's ex-husband. Pursued by Chief Wiggum, Marge and Ruth take to the road, Thelma and Louise-style. Wiggum, with Homer as his passenger, tracks down the stolen vehicle, but loses it when Ruth smartly turns her headlights off. Ruth and Marge get away, but Homer and Chief Wiggum drive the squad car off a cliff. The only thing that saves them is a pile of garbage so high they barely crash at all.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87757865/S_05x06.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87762497/S_05x06.part2.rar

"Bart's Inner Child"
507 1F05
Original Airdate: 11/11/93

Homer and Marge are entranced by a charismatic self-help guru named Brad Goodman. While attending a Brad Goodman seminar with his parents, Bart is asked to appear on stage with the man himself and, as usual, misbehaves. Rather than be annoyed by Bart's sarcastic comments, Goodman uses Bart as a role model for his audience, a boy completely unafraid to listen to the squeaks and squawks of his "inner child." The people of Springfield take Goodman's words to heart, hosting a "Do What You Feel Festival." James Brown sings at the festival, but things go terribly wrong when the stage collapses because the carpenter responsible for building it didn't "feel" like making it sturdy. Soon, everyone realizes that the only person who can truly be like Bart is Bart himself and go back to repressing their inner children.

Guest Stars: James Brown as himself; Albert Brooks as Brad Goodman.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87767935/S_05x07.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87772238/S_05x07.part2.rar

"Boy-Scoutz 'N The Hood"
508 1F06
Original Airdate: 11/18/93

Experimenting with a dangerous all-syrup Squishee, Bart and Milhouse get loopy and run around Springfield singing and having adventures. Waking up with a massive Squishee hangover, Bart remembers that he enlisted in the Junior Campers, the dweebiest after-school program in the world. Bart is prepared to quit the group, but decides to stay when group leader Ned Flanders leads a lesson on using a pocketknife. Bart becomes entranced by Junior Camping, attending meetings and becoming an expert at tying knots. When it comes time for the annual Junior Campers' father and son rafting trip, Bart is too embarrassed of Homer to invite him along. Homer comes anyway, and his terrible navigation and rowing skills land Bart, Ned and Todd way up a creak with no way home. Luckily, Homer saves the day when he's able to smell out a nearby Krusty Burger franchise.

Guest Star: Ernest Borgnine as himself.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87777766/S_05x08.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87782719/S_05x08.part2.rar

"The Last Temptation of Homer"
509 1F07
Original Airdate: 12/9/93

Homer finds he's falling in love with Mindy Simmons, the beautiful new engineer at the plant. Things only get worse when Homer and Mindy are sent to represent the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant at the National Energy Convention in Capital City. The more time they spend together, the more Homer begins to fear that there may be more fusion at the hotel than back at the plant. Mindy tells Homer how she feels about him, and even though he's tempted by her beauty and her love for doughnuts and sandwiches, Homer stays faithful to Marge.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87788763/S_05x09.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87793827/S_05x09.part2.rar

"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
510 1F08
Original Airdate: 12/16/93

When gambling is legalized in Springfield, Mr. Burns opens an extravagant casino on the boardwalk. Homer is hired as a blackjack dealer despite his counting difficulties and Marge finds herself drawn to the slots, where she begins to spend all of her time. Meanwhile, cashing in on the trend, Bart opens his own casino in his treehouse. Luckily, Bart escapes the same fate as Mr. Burns, who starts to go crazy from owning a casino. Shut up in his sterile penthouse suite, Burns stop cutting his nails and hair and starts wearing tissue boxes as slippers. Down on the casino level, Homer must force Marge to give up her slot machine addiction.

Guest Stars: Robert Goulet as himself; Gerry Cooney as himself.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87800251/S_05x10.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87805668/S_05x10.part2.rar

"Homer the Vigilante"
511 1F09
Original Airdate: 1/06/94

A cunning cat burglar named Molloy is robbing Springfield's citizens of their most prized possessions. Homer forms a citizens' watch group that winds up breaking more laws than they protect. Molloy continues his crime spree uninterrupted, but when he sets his sites on the world's biggest cubic zirconia housed in the Springfield Museum, he winds up getting busted and returns everything he stole.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87812632/S_05x11.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87818555/S_05x11.part2.rar

"Bart Gets Famous"
512 1F011
Original Airdate: 2/03/94

While working as Krusty the Clown's personal assistant, Bart accidentally steals the limelight when he knocks over a set on live TV and says four magic words: "I didn't do it." Bart becomes more famous than anyone, especially Krusty, could have ever expected, landing his own TV series, cutting a record, appearing on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and on T-shirts from Springfield to Shelbyville. Bart's fame comes to an end when his fans turn fickle and realize that "I didn't do it" isn't such a funny catchphrase after all.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87825882/S_05x12.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87831823/S_05x12.part2.rar

"Homer and Apu"
513 1F18
Original Airdate: 2/10/94

After Homer eats tainted meat from the Kwik-E-Mart, Apu finds himself out of a job. As an apology to Homer, Apu moves in with the Simpsons and becomes their personal chef and valet. Meanwhile, actor James Woods becomes the new clerk at the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu begins to realize that he is not happy without his store, so he decides to go on a trek to the world's first Kwik-E-Mart, high up in the hills of India. Homer comes along for the ride, but foils Apu's chance at Kwik-E-Enlightenment and Apu returns to Springfield more depressed than ever. The only thing that lightens his spirits--and gets him his job back--is saving James Woods' life during a failed robbery at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Guest Star: James Woods as himself.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87839265/S_05x13.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87845455/S_05x13.part2.rar

"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
514 1F012
Original Airdate: 2/17/94

After years of loving her Malibu Stacy doll, it begins to dawn on Lisa that her favorite toy sets a bad example for little girls. Lisa tracks down Stacy Lovell, the original creator of the Malibu Stacy doll, and together they design and market a positive, pro-girl doll named Lisa Lionheart. The toy is almost a breakout success, but the sneaky corporate henchmen and women behind Malibu Stacy quickly create a new Malibu Stacy that knocks Lisa Lionheart out of commission.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87852946/S_05x14.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87859300/S_05x14.part2.rar

"Deep Space Homer"
515 1F013
Original Airdate: 2/24/94

Homer and Barney are recruited to be NASA astronauts, so the organization will be more appealing to the common man. It looks like Barney will actually be the one shot into space, but when he falls off the wagon, Homer goes instead. In the space capsule, Homer causes all forms of accidents and conflicts with other astronauts like Buzz Aldrin, until he actually endangers the lives of everyone by breaking the handle off of an outer door. The only thing that can save the day is a heroic inanimate carbon rod.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87867102/S_05x15.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87873476/S_05x15.part2.rar

"Homer Loves Flanders"
516 1F14
Original Airdate: 2/24/94

When Homer discovers that Ned Flanders has season football tickets, the two men begin spending a lot of time together. Homer takes a real liking to Ned, but Ned isn't so sure how he feels about his new best friend. When the Simpsons and the Flanders go on a joint camping trip, Ned's animosity for Homer grows until he finally realizes that he hates his neighbor. Ned tries to shake Homer at every turn, finally blowing up at him at the Springfield Community Church. When the entire congregation looks down on Ned for his outburst, Homer defends him and the two decide to remain friends. That is, until Homer remembers that he hates Ned and everything goes back to normal .

http://rapidshare.com/files/87881874/S_05x16.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87888686/S_05x16.part2.rar

"Bart Gets an Elephant"
517 1F15
Original Airdate: 3/31/94

Bart wins first prize in a wacky radio contest and becomes the proud owner of a giant elephant he names Stampy. Stampy, as you might imagine, turns out to be quite a handful for the Simpson family, but Bart loves his new pet more than anything. Homer, on the other hand, finds Stampy's upkeep too expensive and sells the elephant to an ivory dealer. Bart intervenes and sets Stampy free to go on a destructive rampage through Springfield. Eventually, Stampy finds a nice home at an animal refuge.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87896787/S_05x17.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87903644/S_05x17.part2.rar

Burns' Heir"
518 1F16
Original Airdate: 4/14/94

Well into his eighth or ninth decade, Monty Burns realizes that he has no children and therefore no heir for his vast fortune. After an audition process in which every child in Springfield vies for the coveted position as Burns' kid, Bart is selected for his attitude and scrappiness. Taking the boy under his wing, Burns tries to turn Bart into the son he never had. When he returns home to his boring old family, Bart resents them for not being rich and overly indulgent like Burns. Torn between loyalty to Homer and Marge and hunger for all the toys and money Burns throws at him, Bart must decide which family he wants to keep. When Mr. Burns insists that Bart fire his own father as an act of loyalty, Bart rebels and fires Burns instead.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87911541/S_05x18.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87918228/S_05x18.part2.rar

"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
519 1F18
Original Airdate: 4/28/94

Principal Skinner must learn to live without his beloved elementary school when Bart gets him fired. Ned Flanders is brought in to act as principal in Skinner's place. Coping with life outside of the locker-lined halls isn't easy for Skinner, but when he befriends his one-time nemesis, Bart, things start to look up. Years of hostility between the two give way to friendship and Bart eventually comes up with a plot to get Flanders fired and Skinner reinstated. The plot backfires, but Flanders ends up getting fired anyway for using the school PA system to make a prayer.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87926190/S_05x19.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87932140/S_05x19.part2.rar

"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
520 1F19
Original Airdate: 5/5/94

In a case ripped right out of the headlines, Bart is the only witness when Mayor Quimby's ne'er-do-well nephew, Freddy, allegedly assaults a snooty French butler. Hiding under a table in the kitchen of the Quimby Compound, Bart can plainly see that Freddy didn't harm a single hair on the butler's head. When the case goes to trial and Freddy is sure to be sized-up for a holding cell, the only thing preventing Bart from coming forward and clearing him is the fact that he'll have to admit that he was cutting school that day and receive a stiff detention sentence. As luck would have it, Homer is sitting on the Quimby trial jury and causes a delay of the proceedings because he enjoys being sequestered in a hotel. After Lisa's urging, Bart comes forward and clears Freddy. And as a reward for his honesty, Bart only has to serve four months in detention.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87938835/S_05x20.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87944296/S_05x20.part2.rar

"Lady Bouvier's Lover"
521 1F21
Original Airdate: 5/12/94

Having already fallen hard for Marge, Mr. Burns now finds himself smitten with Marge's mother, Jacqueline Bouvier. Competing for the old lady's affection is Grandpa Simpson, who also thinks that she's the bee's arthritic knees. Burns is the more dashing suitor and proposes to Mrs. Bouvier, who surprises everyone and accepts. In a scene straight out The Graduate, Grandpa crashes the wedding just before Mrs. Bouvier becomes Mrs. Burns and whisks her away and onto a bus where they awkwardly face their future together.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87950208/S_05x21.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87954942/S_05x21.part2.rar

"Secrets of A Successful Marriage"
522 1F20
Original Airdate: 5/19/94

Somehow Homer comes to teach an adult education class on how to have a successful marriage. Even stranger, he turns out to be pretty good at it, dispensing homespun advice that his students find useful. He also dispenses quite a bit of personal information and gossip about his marriage to Marge, which causes his better half to go half-crazy. Homer apologizes but can't seem to stop airing their dirty laundry in class. Marge kicks Homer out and he begins sleeping in Bart's treehouse. Under these conditions, Homer begins to degenerate. After listening to her husband apologize profusely, Marge realizes that Homer needs her more than anyone else in the world and accepts him back.

http://rapidshare.com/files/87959975/S_05x22.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/87717642/S_05x22.part2.rar

6 - 01
"Bart of Darkness"
601 7F22
Original Airdate: 9/4/94

Stuck in his room with a broken leg, Bart watches Ned Flanders through a telescope and thinks he sees his neighbor murder his wife Maude. The more Bart watches, the more he suspects that Ned has definitely killed Maude and buried her in the backyard. Bart enlists Lisa to sneak into the Flanders' house for a closer look, but when Ned returns home holding an ax, Bart can only watch as Lisa hides in Flanders' attic. Bart manages to limp his way down the stairs, out of his house and into the Flanders' where he and Lisa confront him about killing Maude. Cornered, Ned breaks down in tears and confesses his awful crime: He killed Maude's favorite plant and buried it in the yard so she wouldn't know.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88484779/S_06x01.rar

6 - 02
"Lisa's Rival"
602 1F17
Original Airdate: 9/11/94

Golden child Lisa Simpson finds she's starting to tarnish just a little when a new girl, Allison Taylor, moves to Springfield. Allison is smart, pretty, a great saxophone player and a ***** diorama builder. Lisa tries to befriend her new rival, but she's consumed with envy and competitiveness, especially as Dioramarama, the annual diorama competition, approaches.
Turning to Bart for help, Lisa devises a way to humiliate Allison by replacing her expertly crafted diorama of Edgar Allen Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart with an actual, rotting cow's heart. Lisa feels pangs of regret at the last minute and backs out of the prank, only to see Allison lose the contest to Ralph Wiggum, who simply displayed Star Waction figures in their original boxes.

Guest star: Winona Ryder as Allison Taylor.ars
http://rapidshare.com/files/88481179/S_06x02.rar

6 - 03
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
603 2F33
Original Airdate: 9/25/94

After reading the weepy best-seller The Bridges of Madison County, Marge decides to sit down with her husband and children and discuss love. What follows is a collection of sweetest, most romantic moments from the last five seasons of The Simpsons. The sweetest part of all is that the writers got to take a vacation while the editors put together the show.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88487728/S_06x03.rar

6 - 04
"Itchy & Scratchy Land"
604 2F01
Original Airdate: 10/02/94

After weeks of begging, Bart and Lisa finally convince their parents to take them to Itchy & Scratchy Land, a new high-tech amusement park on a remote island. Once there, the kids run off to enjoy the attractions while Homer and Marge spend their day on Parents' Island. All is fine until Bart and Homer are both arrested by park security for harassing the costumed employees. Marge bails Homer and Bart out of Itchy & Scratchy jail just as several defective Itchy & Scratchy robots go on a killing rampage. A bloody battle between the Simpsons and their robot attackers ensues and the family escapes the island alive. As they are airlifted to safety, Marge requests that the family never speak of this trip again.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88490617/S_06x04.rar

6 - 05
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
605 2F02
Original Airdate: 10/09/94

After getting released from prison yet again, Sideshow Bob attempts to land the only job suited for a two-time felon: Mayor of Springfield. Backed by a cabal of Republicans led by Mr. Burns and the corpulent talk radio blow-hard Birch Barlow, Bob takes on Mayor Quimby in a dirty fight for the job. Fearing that Bob will try to kill him yet again, Bart, with Lisa's help, begins to aggressively campaign for Quimby. All their efforts are wasted, however, when Bob wins and decides to build a freeway right through the Simpsons' home. As the demolition trucks roll towards her home, Lisa does some last-minute investigating and discovers that Bob and his powerful backers rigged the election. Armed with the facts, Lisa tricks Bob into publicly admitting his crime and gets him sent back to jail.

Guest Stars: Larry King as himself; Dr. Demento as himself; Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88493816/S_06x05.rar

6 - 06
"Treehouse of Horror V"
606 2F03
Original Airdate: 10/30/94
BEST EPISODE NOMINEE!

In this year's gruesomely ghoulish Halloween gift package, the Simpsons find themselves stuck in a haunted old mansion in the hills, hurtling through the outer reaches of the space-time continuum, and, most frightening of all, in the Springfield Elementary School cafeteria kitchen. In the first segment, Homer is hired by Mr. Burns to be the groundskeeper of his mansion in the mountains. What Mr. Burns neglects to tell Homer and his family is that he has shut off the cable and removed all of the beer from the premises. After several days trapped with no beer and TV, Homer begins to lose his mind and tries to kill his family. Luckily, Bart has been developing his psychic powers and is able to summon Groundskeeper Willie, who plows his way through snowdrifts and ice to save the day. In the second segment, Homer tries to fix the toaster and winds up destroying the entire universe. In the third segment, Bart and Lisa realize that their teachers are putting on weight from eating students.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88496860/S_06x06.rar

6 - 07
"Bart's Girlfriend"
607 2F04
Original Airdate: 11/06/94

Bart falls in love with Reverend Lovejoy's daughter, Jessica. In an effort to impress her, Bart pretends to be polite and mannered, but he soon learns that what Jessica really likes about him is that he's a bad, bad boy. Together they pull numerous pranks and commit acts of vandalism, but things get out of hand when Jessica wants Bart to steal from the Springfield Community Church collection plate. The entire congregation accuses Bart of theft, and when the truth is revealed, Jessica is sent back to boarding school.

Guest Star: Meryl Streep as Jessica Lovejoy.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88499841/S_06x07.rar

6 - 08"Lisa on Ice"
608 2F05
Original Airdate: 11/13/94

When she nearly flunks gym class, Lisa is forced to take up a sport. She realizes that she's a natural at hockey, becoming the goalie for the Gougers, a pee-wee team coached by Apu. Lisa is a star player, but things get complicated when the Gougers face off against Bart's team. Years of sibling rivalry come out on the ice, but just as Bart is supposed to slap a penalty shot into the goal, he and Lisa realize that their loyalty to each other is stronger than their loyalty to their teams.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88503039/S_06x08.rar

6 - 09
"Homer Badman"
609 2F06
Original Airdate: 11/27/94

Homer's life is turned upside down when he is accused of sexual harassment by an uppity baby-sitter named Ashley Grant. Protestors camp out on the Simpsons' lawn and reporters scrutinize Homer's every move. His attempts to clear his name are ruined by a complete lack of political correctness. The only person who can clear his name is Groundskeeper Willie, who not only witnessed Homer's alleged act of sexual harassment, but videotaped it for his amusement.

Guest Star: Dennis Franz as himself.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88506035/S_06x09.rar

6 - 10
"Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
610 2F07
Original Airdate: 12/04/94

When Homer and Marge's sex life fizzles out, Grandpa whips up a batch of bottled passion for Homer. The home remedy proves an amazing success and after a marathon snuggle session with Marge, Homer convinces his father to try and sell the potion. Hitting the open road, Homer and Grandpa rake in the bucks and bond like they have never before. But when they find themselves driving by the house where Homer grew up, the old resentment and hostility bubbles up between them. After much fighting and many angry proclamations, Homer and Grandpa make up.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88509269/S_06x10.rar

6 - 11
"Fear of Flying"
611 2F08
Original Airdate: 12/18/94

When Marge has an even more disturbing experience than usual on an airplane, she must confront her debilitating fear of flying. Consulting a soft-spoken psychoanalyst named Dr. Zweig, Marge begins to get to the roots of her anxiety. In therapy, it turns out that Marge's father lied throughout her entire childhood, telling her he was a pilot when he was actually an airline steward. If that wasn't traumatizing enough, little Marge was also shot at by a crop duster and survived a near-fatal fire on an airplane riding toy. During one of Marge's therapy sessions, Homer tries to get a drink at a new bar in town called Cheers, but decides it's not the place for him since no one is glad he came. After her breakthrough, Marge is able to fly without fear. She bids farewell to Dr. Zweig and takes off for a happier, healthier future.

Guest Stars: Anne Bancroft as Dr. Zweig; Ted Danson as Sam; Woody Harrelson as Woody; Rhea Pearlman as Carla; John Ratzenberger as Cliff; George Wendt as Norm.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88512356/S_06x11.rar

6 - 12
"Homer the Great"
612 2F09
Original Airdate: 1/08/95

When Homer begins to notice Lenny and Carl acting strangely, he trails them and discovers that they are members of The Stonecutters, a secret organization. Homer wants to join but he can't unless he's the son of a member. Luckily, Grampa is a Stonecutter (and a member of the Black Panthers) so Homer's membership is a shoo-in. Once on the inside, Homer discovers that the Stonecutters are a rigidly hierarchical group--he is given a number instead of a name, and must work his way up the ladder. But when Number One, the Stonecutters' leader, spies a mark on Homer's butt, he is anointed the Chosen One. As Supreme Head of the Stonecutters, Homer foolishly turns a once-great secret organization into a laughingstock. His followers rebel and start a new secret club, The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers.

Guest Star: Patrick Stewart as Number One.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88515883/S_06x12.rar

6 - 13
"And Maggie Makes Three"
613 2F10
Original Airdate: 1/22/95

The story of the youngest Simpson's early year is finally told. Shortly before Maggie is born, Homer quits the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to pursue his dream of working at a bowling alley. But when Marge reveals that she is pregnant, Homer must return to the plant and beg for his job back. The only thing that gets him through those long days as a safety inspector are the photos of his beautiful new baby girl that he hangs over his console.
http://rapidshare.com/files/88519762/S_06x13.rar

6 - 14
"Bart's Comet"
614 2F11
Original Airdate: 2/05/95

When Bart is forced to assist Principal Skinner during a long night of astronomy, he discovers what appears to be a giant comet heading towards Springfield. A call to the astronomers at the observatory confirms that a comet is indeed hurtling towards Springfield at an alarming rate, and will more than likely kill all of the town's residents when it crashes. Scientists fail in their efforts to throw the comet off course and the entire town goes hysterical as the flaming ball continues along its course of destruction. Luckily for everyone, Ned Flanders has enough room in his family's bomb shelter for most of the town, but when the quarters become too cramped, one person must be expelled and risk being killed by the comet. Who will it be and what will happen to him or her once the comet crashes?
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6 - 15
"Homie the Clown"
615 2F12
Original Airdate: 2/12/95

Krusty the Clown's accountants reveal that the entertainer is flat broke despite his successful show and his many lucrative endorsement deals. The only way for him to get out of the hole financially is to open his own clown college and train students to perform as Krusty at restaurant openings and private parties. Fed up with job and his life, Homer decides to enroll in clown college and learns the fine arts of squirting flowers and mini-bicycle riding. After much preparation, Homer graduates with a Krusty degree and goes on to perform as the clown at various functions. As Krusty, Homer attracts the attention of Fat Tony and his mafia buddies who are after the real Krusty for his gambling debts. There's no way for Homer to convince the toughs that he's not really Krusty, especially when Krusty himself arrives on the scene to confuse things even more. Both clowns then must perform a potentially lethal, one-of-a-kind trick in order to prove who's the authentic Krusty.

Guest Stars: **** Cavett as himself; Johnny Unitas as himself; Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony.
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6 - 16
"Bart vs. Australia"
616 2F13
Original Airdate: 2/19/95

After a prank phone call to Australia goes awry, Bart and his entire family must fly out to the land down under and apologize to the Australian people. Once there, Evan Conover, the Undersecretary of State for International Protocol, Brat and Punk Division, tells the Simpsons that in Australia, the only acceptable apology is for the guilty party to receive a swift kick in the pants from the Prime Minister. Appalled by such savagery, Homer refuses to allow the Australians to "boot" his son, further fraying already tenuous Australio-American relations. Trapped in the American embassy, surrounded on all sides by enraged Australians polishing their booting boots, Bart decides to accept his punishment the only way he knows how: He pulls down his pants and moons the Australians with the words "Don't Tread on Me" written on his butt. The Simpsons escape the embassy with the Australians in hot pursuit and make it back to America, where freedom to pull pranks is a Constitutional right.
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6 - 17
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
617 2F14
Original Airdate: 2/26/95

Foolishly, Homer pulls all of his stock out of Pumpkin futures just before the pre-Halloween boom in the Pumpkin market. Broke and dejected, he is reduced to taking a loan from his sisters-in-law, Patty and Selma. Clearly relishing Homer's degradation, Patty and Selma make him their slave. Meanwhile, Bart is forced to take ballet lessons. Homer waits on Patty and Selma hand and foot until he admits to Marge that he lost all of the family's money and needed to take a loan. To make ends meet, Homer becomes a limousine driver but needs to go to the DMV to get the proper license. While there, Patty and Selma are nearly fired for smoking on the job, but Homer steps in and saves the day by claiming that he was smoking. Their jobs saved, Patty and Selma forget Homer's debt to them. As a result of his lessons, Bart has grown to love ballet and isn't ashamed to admit it even when a gang of bullies accuses him of being a sissy.

Guest Star: Susan Sarandon as the ballet teacher.

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6 - 18
"A Star is Burns"
618 2F31
Original Airdate: 3/5/95

Springfield plays host to a film festival in which various townspeople display their original work. Barney presents "Pukahontas," a haunting meditation on his alcoholism; Apu directs "Bright Lights, Beef Jerky," the tale of a lonely man working the loneliest shift in a small-town Kwik-E-Mart. Two other important entries are Mr. Burns' autobiographical "A Burns for All Seasons" and Hans Moleman's "Man Getting Hit by Football." Despite receiving bribes from Mr. Burns, the judges choose to honor "Pukahontas" as the festival's best film. Luckily for Moleman, his film is remade as "Football in the Groin," a star vehicle for George C. Scott, and wins an Oscar for Best Picture.

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6 - 19
"Lisa's Wedding"
619 2F15
Original Airdate: 3/26/95

At the Renaissance Faire, Lisa wanders into the fortune teller's booth and has her entire future laid bare. She sees herself in the year 2010, attending Harvard and falling in love with a British student named Hugh Parkfield. Hugh asks Lisa to marry him, and as their wedding approaches Lisa worries that her family--in particular, her father and brother--will embarrass her in front of her new husband and his upper-crust parents. After a series of embarrassing interludes, Lisa comes to understand that, even though they may not be classy, polite, or sanitary, Homer, Bart, Marge and a now teenage Maggie are her family and she loves them.

Guest Star: Mandy Patinkin as Hugh Parkfield.

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6 - 20
"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"
620 2F18
Original Airdate: 4/9/95

Santa's Little Helper finds a greyhound girlfriend and becomes the father of a huge litter of yelping puppies. Even though the puppies are cute and lovable, the Simpsons are forced to give them away. Enter Mr. Burns, who agrees to take the litter, secretly scheming to use their pelts to make a fur tuxedo. When Bart and Lisa discover Burns' true intentions, they break into the old man's mansion and try to rescue the puppies. After a confrontation with Burns and Smithers, Bart and Lisa convince them that the puppies should be spared and Mr. Burns agrees. Instead of using their fur for clothing, the old man turns them into racing dogs and makes millions of dollars.

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6 - 21
"The PTA Disbands"
621 2F19
Original Airdate: 4/16/95

When the teachers' union reaches a dead end in its negotiations with Principal Skinner, the teachers strike, forcing the Board of Education to come up with a creative way to keep the school running. The only plan that's in place is to have highly intelligent robots teach classes, but since such robots don't exist, the Board enlists PTA members for the task. With Ned Flanders as Principal and Marge as a teacher, the school functions normally, for a time. Bart realizes that without his old teachers, school just doesn't work for him, so he devises a way to bring the teachers' union and Principal Skinner back to the negotiating table: He locks Mrs. Krabappel and Skinner in a room together until they can agree on the contract.

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6 - 22
"Round Springfield"
622 2F32
Original Airdate: 4/30/95

Lisa is reunited with her idol, Bleeding Gums Murphy, but their time together is short lived when the jazz legend passes away. Heartbroken, Lisa wants to give him a proper tribute, but to do so, she needs to buy his rare album, Sax on the Beach, so she can play it on the local jazz radio station. Bart lends her enough money to buy the record and Lisa plays the record on the air. Speaking to Lisa from heaven, Bleeding Gums tells her what a great musician she is and they jam together one last time before he goes to the big jazz club in the sky.

Guest Stars: Steve Allen as himself; Ron Taylor as Bleeding Gums Murphy.
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6 - 23
"The Springfield Connection"
623 2F21
Original Airdate: 5/07/95

After she helps catch a petty criminal, Marge decides that her calling in life is to become a police officer. As a member of the Springfield Police Department, Marge experiences feelings of power and authority that she's never known before. Homer, on the other hand, is resentful of his wife's new job and takes the opportunity to flaunt the law. Marge is forced to arrest him. Once released, Homer plays a routine game of poker with his pals, but one of the players, Herman, is hiding criminal activities that Marge is forced to bust. When Marge realizes that Herman will be let off by crooked cops, she resigns from the police department and returns to her normal life.
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6 - 24
"Lemon of Troy"
624 2F22
Original Airdate: 5/14/95

The simmering rivalry between Springfield and its neighboring town, Shelbyville, heats up when a group of kids from Shelbyville steal Springfield's prized lemon tree. It's up the youngest Springfieldians to cross over the town line and reclaim what is theirs. During the mission to get the tree, Bart develops a particularly intense rivalry with Shelby, the leader of the Shelbyville posse. The two square off and the Springfield kids, with the help of their parents and a stolen RV, manage to get the tree back.

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6 - 25
"Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part One)"
625 2F16
Original Airdate: 5/21/95

In the first part of this groundbreaking suspense story, Mr. Burns develops a sun-blocking machine that prevents any sunlight from reaching Springfield. With the town immersed in darkness, Mr. Burns' Power Plant can make even more money. In addition to blocking the sun, Burns has also deprived the school of its funds, broken Santa's Little Helper's leg, and alienated nearly all of his fellow townspeople. When he winds up shot, everyone, including the members of the Simpson family, is a suspect. All will be revealed in the second part, but only after a cliff hanger so steep, an entire nation will be hanging on the edge of its seats.

Guest Star: Tito Puente as himself.

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7 - 01
"Who Shot Mr. Burns"
701 2F20
Original Airdate: 5/17/95

An entire nation tunes in with rapt attention as Mr. Burns' assailant is finally revealed. At first, all signs point to Smithers, and Burns' right-hand man confesses when confronted by the police. But new evidence emerges that clears Smithers, and Homer Simpson becomes the main suspect. Based on DNA evidence and a lack of alibi, Homer is detained by police. He escapes custody, however, and rushes to the hospital, intending to get revenge on his boss for not remembering his name. At the hospital, with members of the Springfield Police Department, the Simpsons, and various townspeople standing by Burns' bed, the true shooter is revealed. Burns points into the crowd and gasps as he recalls that Maggie Simpson shot him after a tug-of-war over a lollypop. Since Maggie cannot be tried as an adult (or even a child), no charges are brought and she is free to live out her life as a cold-blooded would-be assassin.

Guest Star: Tito Puente as himself.
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7 - 02
"Radioactive Man"
702 2F17
Original Airdate: 9/24/95

When Springfield is chosen as the shooting location for Rainier Wolfcastle's big-screen adaptation of the popular Radioactive Man comic series, the entire town tries to take the movie's producers for every dime they've got. Children from Springfield Elementary are invited to audition for the role of Radioactive Man's sidekick, Fallout Boy. Bart tries his hardest to land the role, but the producers select Milhouse, who is initially excited about his new gig, but soon grows disenchanted with the movie-making process. After numerous production snafus and time-consuming re-shoots, Milhouse flees the set and goes into hiding. In addition to the loss of one of their stars, the financial burden of shooting in Springfield proves too much for the filmmakers, and they abandon the production altogether.

Guest Star: Mickey Rooney as himself.
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7 - 03
"Bart Sells His Soul"
703 3F02
Original Airdate: 10/08/95

Bart decides to sell his soul to Milhouse for five dollars. Meanwhile, Moe transforms his dank, depressing Tavern into a family restaurant called Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag. When he stops finding Itchy & Scratchy funny and can no longer activate the automatic doors at the Kwik-E-Mart, Bart realizes that he really has lost his soul. Determined to recover it, he tracks Milhouse down at his grandmother's apartment and begs for his soul back. Milhouse tells Bart that it's too late, because he has already traded the soul for a handful of Alf Pogs. Over at the restaurant, Moe is exhausted by the constant smiling, good will and hospitality necessary to meet the demands of his new customers. Bart waits all night outside the comic book store to buy his soul back, only to learn that it has already been purchased. Depressed, Bart goes home and prays for the return of his soul. Just then, it is given back to him--by Lisa, who bought it the day before.

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7 - 04
"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily"
704 3F01
Original Airdate: 10/01/95

When Bart is sent home from school with head lice and Lisa loses her shoes, Marge and Homer are accused of being negligent parents and their kids are taken away by the bureaucratic do-gooders at the Child Protection Agency. As (bad) luck would have it, Bart, Lisa and Maggie are placed in the foster care of the Flanders family. While their kids must endure 5 PM bedtimes, Flanders-style nachos, and endless games of Biblical Bombardment, Homer and Marge must attend a special class for bad parents. Ned treats Bart, Lisa and especially Maggie with love and kindness, until he discovers that none of them have been baptized. After a fainting jag, Ned shores up the energy and the righteousness to baptize the kids himself. As Ned leads his new flock to the edge of the river for their baptisms, Homer and Marge, newly graduated from bad parent school, rush to the scene to stop him. Homer sees what is about to happen and dives into the river to prevent Ned from pouring Holy Water on Bart. When the Holy Water hits Homer, it burns his flesh and bubbles up. Bart, however, is saved from salvation and the Simpson family is reunited.

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7 - 05
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
705 3F03
Original Airdate: 10/15/95

Lisa realizes that it's wrong to eat animals after a long petting session with a baby lamb at a local zoo. Swearing off meat turns out to be a controversial decision for Lisa, since everyone around her seems to support the eating of flesh. At school, Lisa must sit through a politically slanted pro-meat film and eat only hotdog buns for lunch; at home, she has to put up with Homer's plans for a meaty barbecue party. After fighting about her beliefs with her family, Lisa runs away to the Kwik-E-Mart, where she discovers a kindred spirit in Apu, who is not only a strict vegetarian, but a vegan as well. Lisa also meets two other vegetarians, Paul and Linda McCartney, who explain that while it's important to stick to her convictions about vegetarianism, she must also tolerate the beliefs of others. Knowing that Paul and Linda are right, Lisa makes up with Homer and they accept each other's different points of view.

Guest Stars: Paul and Linda McCartney as themselves.

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7 - 06
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
706 3F04
Original Airdate: 10/30/95

In this year's blood-chilling blockbuster boo-fest, the Simpsons celebrate Halloween with three visions of terror. First, Springfield is destroyed by a band of angry, marauding billboard icons. The Lard Lad, Professor Peanut, and the Duff Cowboy escape their billboards and crush everything in sight until guest star Paul Anka saves the day with a catchy jingle. In the second segment, Groundskeeper Willie picks off the students of Springfield Elementary one-by-one. In a flashback, we learn that Willie was accidentally murdered by the kids' parents, and plans to kill the children in their dreams for revenge. It's up to Bart, Lisa, and a quick-thinking baby Maggie to fight him in dreamland. In the third segment, Homer steps into an alternate dimension, where he becomes a 3-D rendering. He finds that he's trapped in the digital world and all the attempts to save him by Professor Frink, Chief Wiggum and Ned Flanders are useless. Once again, it falls to Bart to save the day, but he fails when the digital universe implodes, sending Homer into an even scarier world: ours.

Guest Star: Paul Anka as himself.
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7 - 07
"King-Size Homer"
707 3F05
Original Airdate: 11/05/95

Sick of the workaday grind at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer comes up with a scheme to gain enough weight to be classified as disabled, thereby earning the right to work from home. With a target weight of 300 pounds in mind, he eats everything in site, including Maggie's Play-Doh. Fat as a tick, Homer is granted his wish to work from home, but it's not all he thought it would be when he finds that he's too fat to stop an imminent disaster in the plant's reactor core. The only thing big enough to stop the explosion is Homer's enormous body, which he manages to wedge into an exploding tank. Having saved the plant and the town, he is rewarded for his efforts with a free liposuction courtesy of Mr. Burns.
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7 - 08
"Mother Simpson"
708 3F06
Original Airdate: 11/19/95

Homer's long-lost mother returns to the Simpson family. After some initial pleasantries, Bart and Lisa suspect that something's fishy about their new grandmother. It turns out that Mother Simpson is a fugitive from the law and has spent the last quarter century in hiding. In a flashback, we learn that when Homer was a small child, his mother fell in with a band of radical hippies who planted an antibiotic bomb in the germ warfare development lab of Springfield State University. Guarding the lab at the time was a young campus security guard named Clancy Wiggum. The lab was run by a younger (but by no means young) man named Monty Burns. Ever since the antibiotic bomb attack, Burns and Wiggum have been on the lookout for Mother Simpson. Realizing that it wasn't such a good idea to emerge from the underground, Mother Simpson bids her son and his family good-bye and returns to her secret life.

Guest Star: Glenn Close as Mother Simpson.
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7 - 09
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
709 3F08
Original Airdate: 11/26/95

Lax prison security makes it possible for Sideshow Bob to escape from prison yet again. This time, however, he's less interested in killing Bart Simpson as he is in knocking out Springfield's television stations, since he's grown to detest TV so much while in prison. Bob sneaks onto the Springfield air base on the day of the big air show, commandeers an atom bomb, and threatens to blow-up the crowd if the mayor doesn't end all TV broadcasts. When the bomb fails to explode, Bob returns to an older, more familiar plan and kidnaps Bart. That plan is also foiled and Bob returns to prison, again.

Guest star: R. Lee Ermey as Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap.

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7 - 10
"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"
710 3F31
Original Airdate: 12/03/95

To celebrate the momentous 138th episode of The Simpsons, Troy McClure hosts a retrospective of classic moments and never-before-seen outtakes. As a reward to the show's loyal viewers, a number of long-unanswered questions, like "What's the deal with Mr. Smithers?" are finally addressed, sort of. Also answered is the question, "Who are Matt Groening and James L. Brooks?" As the 138th episode spectacular makes clear, Groening is an America-Firster with an itchy trigger finger and Brooks is the lovable Mr. Moneybags from Monopoly.

http://rapidshare.com/files/88935179/S_07x10.part1.rar
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7 - 11
"Marge Be Not Proud"
711 3F07
Original Airdate: 12/17/95

Bart wants a new video game called "Bonestorm" more than anything in the world. When Marge won't buy it for him and Milhouse won't let him play with his copy, Bart steals one from the Try-N-Save department store. Bart is caught in the act by Detective Don Brodka, a tough-talking store security guard who calls Marge and Homer and shows them the tape of Bart in action. After the incident, Marge doesn't punish Bart, but she does ignore him a bit. Bart realizes that Marge is extremely disappointed in him and tries to make it up to her. He finally does and the family is happily reunited.

Guest Star: Lawrence Tierney as Detective Don Brodka.
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7 - 12
"Team Homer"
712 3F10
Original Airdate: 1/06/96

Homer forms the Pin Pals, a bowling team made up of Moe, Apu and Otto, but the team has to cut Otto when Mr. Burns muscles in and insists on joining. Meanwhile, Principal Skinner implements a school-wide dress code when Bart shows up to school in a MAD Magazine T-shirt. The Pin Pals take on the Holy Rollers (Ned and Maude Flanders, Reverend and Mrs. Lovejoy) and other teams until they're in the finals. Even though he's no longer on the team, Otto manages to help the Pin Pals win the tournament. Getting caught in the rain, the children of Springfield Elementary School discover that their new school uniforms are not color-fast, and are amused by the wild colors their clothes make when wet.
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7 - 13
"Two Bad Neighbors"
713 3F09
Original Airdate: 1/14/96

Former President George Herbert Walker Bush becomes the newest resident of Evergreen Terrace, moving with his wife Barbara into the large house across the street from the Simpsons. Everyone in the neighborhood is excited to have the Bushes in Springfield, but Homer and Bart get off on the wrong foot with the former Chief Executive. In a decidedly non-wimp act, Bush spanks Bart after the boy destroys his memoirs, and from that moment on it's war between Homer and Bush. A series of escalating pranks leads to a fist-fight between the two men. George decides that Springfield is not the place for him to live out his golden years and hightails it away with Barbara. In his place, former President Gerald Ford moves in and becomes fast friends with Homer.

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7 - 14
"Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield"
714 3F11
Original Airdate: 2/04/96

After a chance encounter with an old high school acquaintance, Marge finds herself and her family invited to an ultra-exclusive country club. Marge worries about her social standing when some snobs at the country club notice she's been wearing the same highly-discounted Chanel dress every day. Homer and the kids adjust to club life a lot better: Homer discovers that he's a golf prodigy and Lisa is in horse heaven. On the night of the Simpson family's formal acceptance to the club, Marge's social anxiety reaches a fever pitch and she scolds her family for being less cultured and refined than the members of the club. In the midst her breakdown, however, Marge has a moment of clarity and realizes she was wrong to have such overwhelming feelings of insecurity. The Simpson family rejects club membership and celebrates their togetherness over cheeseburgers and fries at the Krusty Burger.

Guest star: Tom Kite as himself.
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7 - 15
"Bart the Fink"
715 3F12
Original Airdate: 2/11/96

Bart messes with Krusty the Clown's life yet again, this time getting his idol busted for tax fraud. An audit reveals that Krusty is one of the worst scofflaws in history and the IRS seizes all his assets and sells them at auction. In the throes of financial despair, Krusty crashes his plane, The I'm-On-A-Roll-A-Gay, into a mountain, killing himself. While mourning Krusty's death, Bart and Lisa start getting the sneaky suspicion that the clown actually faked his own death to avoid the taxman. After tracking down Rory B. Bellows, the man they suspect is Krusty, their suspicions are confirmed. Krusty did fake his own death, and now he will fake the death of Rory B. Bellows, whose life is ensured for millions and signed over to Krusty. With his new inheritance, Krusty can start his life over and return to showbiz.

Guest star: Bob Newhart as himself.

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7 - 16
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
716 3F13
Original Airdate: 2/18/96

A noble spirit possesses the people of Springfield as they prepare for the town's bicentennial celebration. Always the iconoclast, Lisa discovers some new data about Jebediah Springfield, the town's legendary founder, that she feels she must share with everyone. According to Lisa's research, the saintly Jebediah was actually Hans Sprungfeld, a murderous pirate who tried to kill George Washington. Lisa confronts Hollis Hurlbut, the President of the Springfield Historical Society, with her findings, but Hurlbut sends her packing and bans her from his museum for three months. Lisa, with Homer's help, convinces Mayor Quimby to dig up the body of Jebediah Springfield to prove that he's not the same man as Sprungfeld. Quimby agrees, but when the body is exhumed, Hollis Hurlbut quickly steals the evidence so that no one believes Lisa. Later, Lisa finds out for sure that Hurlbut hid the evidence, but she allows the people of Springfield to go on celebrating Jebediah anyway, since the great man's legacy is more important than the actual facts of his life.

Guest star: Donald Sutherland as Hollis Hurlbut.

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7 - 17
"Homer The Smithers"
717 3F14
Original Airdate: 2/25/96

Mr. Burns' assistant, Waylon Smithers, nearly works himself into a nervous breakdown and is forced to go on a vacation. Fearing that whoever fills in for him in his absence might replace him permanently, Smithers places Homer Simpson in the job, figuring that there's no way the plant's worst employee could possibly be a threat. Homer approaches the job with enthusiasm, but finds that much of his day is taken up with being insulted by Mr. Burns. Finally, one day Homer snaps and punches Burns square in the face. To everyone's surprise, the punch actually whacks some decency and humility into Burns. When Smithers returns from his vacation, he finds that his worst fear has come true: Burns no longer needs him. Together Homer and Smithers concoct a plan to prove how valuable Smithers is to Burns, but when the plan backfires, Smithers and Homer get into a vicious fight and accidentally send their boss flying out the window. Later, while laid-up in bed with broken bones, Burns rehires Smithers as his assistant and Smithers sends the Simpson family a fruit basket to thank Homer for saving his job.

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7 - 18
"A Fish Called Selma"
718 3F15
Original Airdate: 3/24/96

After a series of sordid tabloid scandals involving marine life, Troy McClure (whom you might remember from such films as The Muppets Go Medieval and P is for Psycho) needs some quick damage control. MacArthur Parker, Troy's agent, recommends he appear to in public as normal as possible. Enter Selma Bouvier, who is the perfect beard to cover up McClure's unsavory press. As Troy and Selma begin dating, the actor's public image rises considerably and he lands such highly coveted roles as The Human in the musical production of The Planet of the Apes. His star on the rise, Troy and Selma get married. Shortly after the nuptials, Selma begins to have second thoughts when Troy insists they have a baby for all the good publicity it will bring him. Selma ends the charade then and there and returns to her normal life. Troy, presumably, returns to the aquarium.

Guest Star: Jeff Goldblum as MacArthur Parker.

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7 - 19
"The Day the Violence Died"
719 3F16
Original Airdate: 3/17/96

The Itchy & Scratchy Show generates controversy yet again when Bart and Lisa befriend Chester J. Lampwick, a homeless man who claims to have invented the cartoon cat and mouse, only to have his idea stolen by Roger Meyers, Sr. back in 1919. With Bart and Lisa's help, Chester enlists Lionel Hutz and sues Roger Meyers, Jr. for $800 million and wins. Itchy & Scratchy Studios is shut down, and Chester gets to live the life every bum dreams about when he buys a solid gold house. With Itchy & Scratchy off the air, Lisa and Bart have to endure incredibly boring cartoons until two smart kids, Lester and Eliza (who look surprisingly like Bart and Lisa) figure out a way to save Itchy & Scratchy.

Guest Stars: Kirk Douglas as Chester J. Lampwick; Susanne Somers are herself; Jack Sheldon as The Amendment.

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7 - 20
"Bart on the Road"
720 3F17
Original Airdate: 5/31/96

A day spent with Aunts Patty and Selma at the DMV leads to a fake ID for Bart and a cross-country road trip for his friends. With Bart's sparkling new driver's license and $600 Martin Prince made in the stock market, Bart, Martin, Milhouse and Nelson rent a car and hit the open road. Their plan is check out the World's Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee, but when the kids get there, they discover that the fair ended about 14 years earlier. While Bart and the boys are away, Lisa begins spending a lot of bonding time with Homer, even having sleepovers at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. After Bart's rental car is destroyed, the boys are trapped in Knoxville. Only Lisa can save the day, but she needs to enlist the help of her new best buddy, Homer, to get them back home .

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7 - 21
"22 Short Films About Springfield"
721 3F18
Original Airdate: 4/14/96

In this breakneck tour through a day in the life of Springfield, we learn that a lot goes on in a little town in some state, somewhere in America. Apu takes the day off from the Kwik-E-Mart and has a kwik-e-romance. Barney finally pays Moe his bar tab only to witness Snake steal it. Principal Skinner nearly burns down his house while making lunch for Superintendent Chalmers, and Homer gets Maggie stuck in a newspaper vending machine. Lisa gets gum--and mayonnaise, and peanut butter--stuck in her hair, and Smithers almost dies from a bee sting. In a nod to Pulp Fiction, Snake and Chief Wiggum are taken hostage by Herman, the one-armed pawnshop owner, who wants to do god-knows-what. The two men are saved by Milhouse, who had to go to the bathroom really, really badly.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/89046472/S_07x21.part2.rar

7 - 22
"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish'"
722 3F19
Original Airdate: 4/28/96

After Grandpa's old army buddy passes away, the biggest secret in old Abe's life is revealed. During the Second World War, he was a member of the Flying Hellfish, a platoon that included Mr. Burns and several other men. Seizing a Nazi mansion, the Hellfish stole some priceless paintings and locked them away. The agreed that only the last living Hellfish would get to call the stash his own. The only problem is, Grandpa and Mr. Burns are both still alive, and Mr. Burns would like to have the paintings now. Grandpa, with some help from Bart, escapes Burns' attempts on his life and finds the hidden paintings on his own. A violent confrontation with Burns ensues, but the paintings don't go to either aging Hellfish. Representatives from the government break up the fight and give the prized paintings to an obnoxious German guy who is the grandson of the works' original owner.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/89057895/S_07x22.part2.rar

7 - 23
"Much Apu About Nothing"
723 3F20
Original Airdate: 5/05/96

When Proposition 24, an anti-immigrant law, is put into effect, Apu risks being deported as an illegal alien. All of Apu's attempts to get fake papers and Americanize himself fail and it's up to Homer to help his loyal Kwik-E-Mart counterman pass his naturalization exam. An all-night cram session ensues, but when Apu takes his test, he proves to be too smart to be an American. Luckily, though, he passes, and is allowed to stay in Springfield. That's more than we can say for Groundskeeper Willie, who is deported, kicking and screaming, back to Scotland.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/89070196/S_07x23.part2.rar

7 - 24
"Homerpalooza"
724 3F21
Original Airdate: 5/19/96

Homer gets grungy when he becomes a sideshow performer at Hullabalooza, an alternative rock festival that features Sonic Youth, Smashing Pumpkins, Cypress Hill and, uh, Peter Frampton. Homer's performance consists of using his enormous gut as a target for cannonballs, which makes him a huge hit with the pierced and tattooed Hullabalooza crowd. It also gains him the respect of his kids, who finally think that their dad is cool. When a doctor tells Homer that he is causing permanent damage to his internal organs, Homer must decide between his newfound acclaim as a sideshow freak or long-term health. Luckily for all, Homer chooses the latter, and leaves the life-threatening stunt to someone else.

Guest Stars: Sonic Youth as themselves; Smashing Pumpkins as themselves; Cypress Hill as themselves; Peter Frampton as himself.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/89082534/S_07x24.part2.rar

7 - 25
"Summer of 4 ft. 2"
725 3F22
Original Airdate: 5/19/96

When her family goes away to a beach house for the weekend, Lisa decides to transform herself into a new, cooler person. Her first step is abandoning her old, dorky clothes in favor of tricked-out threads. She also hides her egg-headed impulses by dumbing-down her vocabulary and pretending she doesn't read books anymore. Soon, Lisa befriends Erin, a cool but disaffected local kid, and her friends. Lisa's transformation is complete: she is popular. Of course, Bart is seething with jealousy and comes up with a plan to ruin his sister's popularity. Bart shows Erin and her friends Lisa's elementary school yearbook to prove what a good student and a goody-goody his sister really is. Bart's plan backfires, however, when Lisa's new friends turn out to like her anyway, even if she is a nerd.

Guest Star: Christina Ricci as Erin.

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8 - 01
"Treehouse of Horror VII"
801 4F02
Original Airdate: 10/27/96

In this year's spooky series of Halloween stories, Bart discovers that he has a special new sibling, Lisa discovers that she is a God to a race of tiny people, and the American people discover that Bill Clinton and Bob Dole are actually aliens Kang and Kodos. In the first segment, Bart investigates noises from the attic and learns that his formerly conjoined twin, Hugo, is locked up there. Hugo is a wild, fish head-eating savage who was locked away because Dr. Hibbert determined that he was evil at birth. When Hugo captures Bart and tries to sew himself back together with his brother, it's up to the doctor to save the good twin. But can he tell for sure which is which? In the second tale, Lisa generates microscopic life inside a plastic tub that quickly evolves into a full-blown species of tiny humans. The tiny people consider Lisa their God. In the final story, Kang and Kodos beam Homer aboard the spacecraft and ask him who the President is. Homer thinks it might be Bill Clinton…or is it Bob Dole? Kang and Kodos beam Clinton and Dole aboard, assume the identities, and both run for President. Homer makes it his mission to expose the two false candidates.
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http://rapidshare.com/files/91357700/S_08x01.part2.rar

8 - 02
"You Only Move Twice"
802 3F23
Original Airdate: 11/03/96

A charismatic yet secretive businessman named Hank Scorpio enlists Homer to work for Globex Corporation. Homer likes Scorpio's casual, laid-back management style and accepts the job, moving his family to Cypress Creek, where Globex is located. As Homer learns the ropes of his new job, life in Cypress Creek for Marge is so uneventful that she takes to drink to pass the day. Bart and Lisa are having a tough time as well: Lisa is allergic to nearly all the plants in the nearby forest and Bart is placed in a special class for slow kids in his new school. Homer is still convinced that Cypress Creek is the place for him and that Hank Scorpio is the boss of his dreams. But when Homer discovers that the Globex Corporation is seeking world domination and that Scorpio is actually a super-villain straight of out a James Bond film, he starts to have some small reservations. After discussing it with Marge and the kids, Homer and his family pack up and move back to Springfield while Hank Scorpio takes control of the entire East Coast.

Guest Star: Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio
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8 - 03
"The Homer They Fall"
803 4F03
Original Airdate: 11/10/96

Homer becomes a boxer and Moe serves as his manager. Even though Homer doesn't have any combinations or footwork to speak of, he can withstand even the most powerful blows to his head and remain standing. Homer fights his way up through the professional ranks and soon agrees to fight a client of Lucius Sweet, a flamboyant boxing promoter with upstanding hair and a taste for flashy jewelry. Drederick Tatum, the boxer Homer is to fight, is the Heavyweight Champ, who will without a doubt pound Homer into a bloody pulp. Marge begs Moe to save Homer if the fight gets too rough, but whether or not Moe has the presence of mind to do so is up in the air.

Guest Stars: Paul Winfield as Lucius Sweet; Michael Buffer as himself.
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http://rapidshare.com/files/91370937/S_08x03.part2.rar

8 - 04
"Burns, Baby Burns"
804 4F05
Original Airdate: 11/17/96

Mr. Burns' long-lost illegitimate son, Larry, shows up and wants just a little "respect." Mr. Burns initially welcomes Larry, but rejects his son when he turns out to be a total *****. Larry befriends Homer and the two concoct a plan to "kidnap" Larry and demand a ransom from Burns. Marge begs them to abandon the plan and even though they do, Burns still rejects his son, who returns to wherever it is he came from.

Guest Star: Rodney Dangerfield as Larry Burns.
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http://rapidshare.com/files/91377097/S_08x04.part2.rar

8 - 05
"Bart After Dark"
805 4F06
Original Airdate: 11/24/96
When Bart stumbles into a burlesque theater tucked away in a creepy old mansion, he begins working there as a doorman and eventually an MC. From his perch at the front of the Maison Derriere, Bart sees everyone from Principal Skinner to his own grandpa coming in for the girls and drinks. But when a group of angry townspeople discover that there's a house of sin in Springfield, they try to shut it down. At a town meeting, the group becomes a frenzied mob that tries to raze the house with trucks and sledgehammers. But when the showgirls, with a little help from Homer, Mayor Quimby, and others, sing a catchy tune about why the place should stay open, the mob backs off.
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8 - 06
"A Milhouse Divided"
806 4F04
Original Airdate: 12/01/96

In a move that will surely cause even more psychological damage for their son Milhouse, Kirk and Luann Van Houten split up in a messy, public way. Each Van Houten deals with the breakup differently: Luann begins dating an American Gladiator named Pyro while Kirk kicks off a new career a singer, self-producing an album called "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" Milhouse, for his part, takes his parents' break-up in stride and loses his mind even more than before. Meanwhile, Homer starts panicking that Marge might one day want to divorce him. To prevent that from ever happening, he files for divorce first and then remarries her in a surprisingly romantic ceremony. Sadly, there's no such happy ending for the Van Houtens, who remain divorced.
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8 - 07
"Lisa's Date With Density"
807 4F01
Original Airdate: 12/15/96
Lisa develops a crush on bully Nelson Muntz. Even though she seems to know that Nelson can never really change his naughty ways, Lisa thinks she can help him be a better person. She tries her best, but Nelson's thug friends Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney lead him astray yet again. Nelson gets busted for throwing cole slaw at Principal Skinner's house, but the bully tells Lisa he was framed. Lisa believes him at first, but stops liking him when she realizes he lied to her.
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8 - 08
"Hurricane Neddy"
808 4F07
Original Airdate: 12/29/96

God tests Ned Flanders and Ned Flanders fails. When a hurricane wipes out the Flanders' house, Ned and Maude and the kids have to move into a homeless shelter. At the same time, his store, the Leftorium, is looted. Joining together to help their needy neighbors, the people of Springfield, led by Homer, rebuild Flanders' house. But when the house isn't all Ned hoped it would be, he freaks out and verbally assaults everyone in town from Homer to Lisa to Krusty the Clown. After his outburst, Ned enters a mental hospital where he is reacquainted with Dr. Foster, the child psychologist who "cured" him of his anger problems when he was a boy. In a flashback, we see Dr. Foster administering a then-radical form of spank therapy to young Neddy. In the present, the good doctor tries to help Ned get in touch with his anger again to cure him.
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8 - 09
"El Viaje de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)"
809 3F24
Original Airdate: 1/05/97

At the annual Springfield Chili Cook-Off, Homer eats super-spicy chili made with a dangerous Guatemalan pepper grown by mental patients. The pepper has a powerful hallucinogenic effect and Homer wanders off into the darkest, strangest regions of his mind. Guided by a talking coyote, he goes on a voyage of self-discovery and realizes that he must find his soul mate. When he emerges from his fantastic trip, he returns home to Marge, who is furious at him for disappearing. Marge yells at Homer and tells him that she is not his soul mate, which sends Homer on another voyage to find out who is. Is Barney Homer's soul mate? Is Moe? Is some guy who placed a personal ad? Homer wanders the streets of Springfield, eventually winding up at the lighthouse at the edge of town, under the impression that the lighthouse keeper is his soul mate. Ascending the stairs to the top of the lighthouse, Homer discovers that the lighthouse is operated by a computer. Enraged, Homer shatters the lighthouse's giant light. As a giant barge approaches, Marge arrives on the scene and helps Homer save the boat. She then tells Homer that of course she's his soul mate.
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8 - 10
"The Springfield Files"
810 3G01
Original Airdate: 1/12/97

Leonard Nimoy presents the strange tale of Homer Simpson's close encounter with an extraterrestrial being. One night after drinking a few too many at Moe's, Homer sees a bald, glowing, big-eyed creature that tells him not to be afraid. Homer tells everyone that the creature is an alien. Marge and the kids tell Homer that he was drinking too much and that there was no alien. A story in the Springfield Shopper about Homer's close encounter brings FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully to Springfield to investigate. After some routine tests, the agents come up with nothing and leave empty-handed. It's up to Homer and Bart to find proof of the alien's presence themselves. Armed with video footage, Bart and Homer convince the entire town that there is an alien among them. But when everybody turns out to see it, Smithers reveals that the glowing creature is actually Mr. Burns, who is undergoing a series of experimental life-extending medical treatments.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/91593384/S_08x10.part2.rar

8 - 11
"The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
811 4F08
Original Airdate: 1/19/97

When Marge tries to start her own business, she finds herself involved with Fat Tony and his legitimate businessmen friends, who act as her silent partners. Marge tries to open a Pretzel Wagon franchise after meeting Frank Orman, The Pretzel Man, at a small business convention. The pretzel business is a bust until Homer enlists Fat Tony to lend Marge's business a little muscle--financial and otherwise. Marge's business takes off, but Fat Tony wants a fat cut of the profits. The only thing that can stop him from forcibly taking the money is the Japanese mafia, who come to Springfield and whup Tony and his buddies.
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8 - 12
"Mountain of Madness"
812 4F10
Original Airdate: 2/02/97

The employees of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant head for the hills for a survival excursion. Homer gets paired with Mr. Burns and finds out that his tyrannical boss isn't such a bad guy. But when the two men are trapped by an avalanche, they slowly go mad with cabin fever and try to kill one another using imaginary snowmen armies. During the battle, they cause the cabin's propane tank to explode, sending them both hurtling out from under the snowdrift and back to safety.
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http://rapidshare.com/files/91621796/S_08x12.part2.rar

8 - 13
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious"
813 3G03
Original Airdate: 2/07/97

When her homemaking chores become too overwhelming, Marge's hair starts to fall out. To lighten her load, she hires a nanny for the kids. After some interviews with terrible applicants, Shary Bobbins arrives. The kids love Shary and her catchy little songs. Eventually, Shary changes the Simpsons' lives for the better, but the Simpsons, with their sloppy, selfish ways, have started to change Shary's life for the worse. Shary leaves the Simpson family and flies away on her magical umbrella--until she is sucked up into a jet engine and shredded into confetti.
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8 - 14
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
814 4F12
Original Airdate: 2/09/97

To save the moribund Itchy & Scratchy Show, the producers do extensive market testing to determine exactly how to make the show funnier and more relevant to today's cartoon-watching audience. They decide that a new character, a crazy, hip-hop surfer dog named Poochie is just what the show needs. It falls on Homer Simpson to breathe life into Poochie by supplying him was a voice for his funky catchphrases. Poochie does not go over well with Itchy & Scratchy's fan base and Homer is heartbroken when he finds himself on the verge of being fired. As an act of defiance, Homer rewrites the lines of Poochie's final episode so that the character can live on, but the producers wind up re-cutting the show to kill the wisecracking dog off.

http://rapidshare.com/files/91639031/S_08x14.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91645815/S_08x14.part2.rar

8 - 15
"Homer's Phobia"
815 4F11
Original Airdate: 2/16/97

The Simpson family befriends John, the owner of Cockamamie's collectible shop and a devoted collector of kitsch and Americana. Everyone takes to John, especially Bart, which makes Homer a bit nervous since John is openly gay. Fearing that John's sexual preference might rub off on his son, Homer tries to engage Bart in more manly pursuits. Homer, Moe and Barney take Bart hunting but wind up stuck in a reindeer stampede that nearly kills them. The only person who can save them is John, who has the decency to overlook Homer's prejudice and come to his rescue. Safe and sound, Homer thanks John profusely and says it's okay for Bart to be whoever he wants to be.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91659069/S_08x15.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91662721/S_08x15.part2.rar

8 - 16
"Brother From Another Series"
816 4F14
Original Airdate: 2/23/97

Once again, Sideshow Bob is released from Prison, on the condition that he is looked after by his brother, Cecil Terwilliger, an upstanding citizen and head of construction on the Springfield Hydroelectric Dam. Immediately upon Bob's release, Bart suspects that his old nemesis is up to no good, but can't find any proof. Bob tries to get his life together, taking a job on the dam project for Cecil. Their suspicion growing, Bart and Lisa snoop around the construction office and find a briefcase full of money. Just then, Bob catches them, but claims not to know the origin of the cash. It turns out that Cecil is the evil one, hatching his own plan to embezzle money from the dam budget and then destroy the town of Springfield with an explosion. Bart and Lisa overcome their distrust of Sideshow Bob and work with him to stop the destruction. Busted by the Springfield Police Department, Cecil is sent to jail. Bob is sent too, since no one believes that he didn't play a part in his brother's scheme.

http://rapidshare.com/files/91667571/S_08x16.part1.rar
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8 - 17
"My Sister, My Sitter"
817 4F13
Original Airdate: 10/11/96

Lisa embarks on a career as a babysitter. She starts by watching Rod and Todd Flanders, which leads to numerous other babysitting gigs all over Springfield. When Homer and Marge decide they need some time to be alone together, they put Lisa in charge of Maggie and Bart. Bart is furious that his little sister is his babysitter and rebels as much as possible. Lisa tries to deal with Bart's numerous pranks and distractions, but things go a little too far and Lisa accidentally dislocates Bart's arm by pushing him down the stairs. Intent on getting Lisa in trouble, Bart hurts himself even more, knocking himself out. Panicked, Lisa tries to cover up what happened but winds up turning her failure as a babysitter into a public spectacle. At first, Lisa is sure no parents will ever trust her with their kids again, but sure enough, her clients call again and her business continues.

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8 - 18
"Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"
818 4F15
Original Airdate: 3/16/97

When Mayor Quimby and the Springfield City Hall brass ban all liquor from the town, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy. But procuring booze proves extremely difficult, especially when Rex Banner, a straight-laced government prohibition agent, comes to town. It's up to Homer to start his own bootlegging operation to wet the whistles of Springfield's liquor-loving masses. Dubbing himself the Beer Baron, Homer manufactures all forms of alcohol in the basement of his house, nearly getting caught by Banner at every turn. When Banner finally does catch Homer, Chief Wiggum intervenes and the prohibition agent is sent packing. When an elderly City Hall clerk re-reads the town charter, the prohibition is repealed and the people of Springfield rejoice by getting smashed.

http://rapidshare.com/files/91691000/S_08x18.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91695187/S_08x18.part2.rar

8 - 19
"Grade School Confidential"
819 4F09
Original Airdate: 4/06/97

A casual conversation between Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel leads to a torrid love affair that nearly destroys a fairly good public school. The educators use Bart as their go-between and beard, bribing him with a clean permanent record if he keeps their secret and continues to pass love notes back and forth for them. Eventually, Bart grows sick and tired of being Skinner and Krabappel's third wheel and exposes them to the world. Learning of the affair, Superintendent Chalmers fires Skinner and Krabappel, who take the opportunity to speak to the public and the media about their relationship. When everything is cleared up, the townspeople realize that the affair is hardly inappropriate, the two educators get their jobs back and continue sharing their love, albeit much more privately.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91700731/S_08x19.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91705311/S_08x19.part2.rar

8 - 20
"The Canine Mutiny"
820 4F16
Original Airdate: 4/13/97

After a computer mix-up, Santa's Little Helper gets his own credit card, which Bart uses to buy tons of expensive gadgets and gifts from catalogs. One of his many purchases is Laddie, a supremely bred dog that can do tricks, save lives, and use a toilet. The Simpson family falls madly in love with their new dog, nearly forgetting all about Santa's Little Helper, who can barely stand up, much less do a back flip (one of Laddie's many uncanny skills). When the credit card company gets wind of Bart's fraudulent purchases, however, repo men take back everything he bought, including the amazing new pet. In an act of extreme disloyalty, Bart convinces them to take Santa's Little Helper instead. At first no one really notices that Santa's Little Helper is gone, but Bart grows bored with his perfect new dog. He gives Laddie to Chief Wiggum and searches all over town for Santa's Little Helper. He finally finds his old pet serving as a seeing-eye dog for a blind man. Bart tries to steal Santa's Little Helper back, but the blind man catches him and turn him over to the police. When the police arrive with Laddie, the miracle dog sniffs the blind man and finds a stash of marijuana. Bart and Santa's Little Helper are allowed to go home while the cops detain the blind man and sample his goods.
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8 - 21
"The Old Man and Lisa"
821 4F17
Original Airdate: 4/20/97

Mr. Burns loses all of his money through a series of foolish investments. Burns recalls how Lisa Simpson goaded him so roughly when he spoke at her school and decides to enlist her to help him gain his fortune back. At first, Lisa distrusts the evil tycoon, but together they start a recycling business that earns them a fortune, one nickel at a time. Burns soon branches out, starting a fish and dolphin trapping business that disgusts Lisa with its brutality. Lisa denounces Burns yet again, refusing to accept any of his money.
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http://rapidshare.com/files/91726765/S_08x21.part2.rar

8 - 22
"In Marge We Trust"
822 4F18
Original Airdate: 4/27/97

Marge becomes a big hit with the Springfield Community Church parishioners when she begins dispensing her homespun advice. The church sets up a hotline that people can call to talk with Marge about their problems. Meanwhile, while digging for goodies at the garbage dump, Homer finds a box of Japanese dishwashing detergent called Mr. Sparkle with a picture of his face on it. After some investigation, Homer discovers that Mr. Sparkle is a huge brand name in Japan and that his likeness serves as their logo. Back at the church, Reverend Lovejoy is depressed because everyone is consulting Marge and not him. Even Ned Flanders asks Marge for help, but when Marge can't offer Ned any useful advice, Lovejoy intervenes and proves that he is best man for the job.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/91738226/S_08x22.part2.rar

8 - 23
"Homer's Enemy"
823 4F19
Original Airdate: 5/04/97

A new employee named Frank Grimes comes to work at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Grimes has a huge chip on his shoulder after a life of bad luck and hard work: He was blown up in a silo explosion as a teenager, had to teach himself to hear and feel pain, got a degree in nuclear physics through correspondence courses, and now lives in an apartment over a bowling alley. The only thing that makes sense in his hard, hard life is hustle and determination. When he meets Homer, he is incensed that someone can live so well without doing anything at all. After one of Homer's particularly excessive displays of idiocy, Grimes imitates his coworker by purposely acting foolish. During the outburst, Grimes electrocutes himself and is killed instantly. Even at Grimes' funeral, the dead man is overshadowed by Homer, who makes the mourners break out in laughter when he falls asleep and asks Marge to turn off the TV.
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http://rapidshare.com/files/91738226/S_08x22.part2.rar

8 - 24
"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
824 4F20
Original Airdate: 5/11/97

Troy McClure, whom you might remember from such films as David vs. Super Goliath and They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall, hosts a star-filled view of the future of The Simpsons. First we see Chief Wiggum's spin-off, Chief Wiggum, P.I., in which everyone's favorite cushiony crime-fighter battles corruption as a private **** in New Orleans. Next up is The Love-Matic Grandpa, in which lovable Abe Simpson dies and is reincarnated as a barroom arcade game. Teamed with Moe the bartender, the new Grandpa coaches his buddy on the fine art of love. Finally, there's The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour, a hilarious and heartwarming hour of singing, dancing, guest stars, and beaver sketches. It's just like the real Simpsons we know and love, only without Lisa, who left the family to pursue other interests.

Guest Stars: Tim Conway as himself; Gallard Sartain as Big Daddy
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8 - 25
"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
825 4F21
Original Airdate: 5/18/97

Bart and Lisa enroll in military school. While no fan of obeying orders, Bart eventually takes to the school, befriending some of the cadets and even earning the grudging respect of the school's Commandant. Lisa, on the other hand, is ostracized for being a girl and made to work twice as hard as everyone else. Bart tries to help her, but he's torn between the acceptance of his peers and his love for his sister. As part of the training program, all the kids must climb along a 150-foot rope strung across a patch of nasty thorn bushes. Lisa and Bart train for the task together and in the end manage to make it across successfully. Both agree to leave military school and return to their regular lives.

Guest Star: Willem Dafoe as the Commandant
http://rapidshare.com/files/91768860/S_08x25.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91774628/S_08x25.part2.rar

9 - 01
"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson"
901 4F22
Original Airdate: 9/21/97

New York City to Homer Simpson: Drop dead! When Barney steals Homer's car and leaves it illegally parked between the Twin Towers, Homer and his family are forced to go to the Big Apple to retrieve it. Homer confesses that he has hated New York ever since a bad experience there as a young man, but Marge and the kids are excited to check the city out. Once there, Homer heads downtown to get the car while the others check out the sites. Homer finds that his car has been fitted with a boot by the police, who have also papered his windshield with piles of parking tickets. Enraged when he misses his chance to talk with the cop responsible for the boot, Homer drives off with the thing still stuck on his car, tearing up the pavement all along Broadway. Homer uses a pile driver to break the boot, but winds up breaking much of his car in the process. After tracking down Marge and the kids and loading them into the ripped-up car, Homer speeds away from New York City, vowing never to return.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91374874/S_09x01.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91377932/S_09x01.part2.rar

9 - 02
"The Principal and the Pauper"
902 4F23
Original Airdate: 9/28/97

Will the real Seymour Skinner please stand up? A man named Seymour Skinner shows up in Springfield claiming that the man who works as Springfield Elementary School's Principal is an imposter. It turns out that the Skinner who's lived in Springfield all these years is really named Armin Tamzarian, and met the real Seymour Skinner in Vietnam. The real Skinner was a highly decorated Sergeant, while Tamzarian was a fifties-style greaser and juvenile delinquent. The real Skinner was captured by the enemy, held in a POW camp for five years and then sold to China as a slave forced to make sneakers in Wuhan. Tamzarian stole his name and identity, moved to Springfield and took over Skinner's former life, even claiming the man's mother, Agnes, to be his own. With the real Skinner back, the fake Skinner quits his job at the school, moves out of his mother's house and starts a new life as a loser in Capital City. Meanwhile, the real Skinner takes over at Springfield Elementary School and proves to be much less bearable than the old Skinner. In desperation, Agnes Skinner, Mrs. Krabappel and the Simpsons travel to Capital City to beg Tamzarian to come back. With Tamzarian's return, Sergeant Skinner is banished from town and everyone agrees to accept Tamzarian back as Principal Seymour Skinner.

Guest Star: Martin Sheen as Sergeant Seymour Skinner
http://rapidshare.com/files/91382643/S_09x02.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91386919/S_09x02.part2.rar

9 - 03
"Lisa's Sax"
903 3G02
Original Airdate: 10/19/97

A walk down memory lane reveals the sad story of Bart's first days in kindergarten. His dislike for school and problems making friends are exacerbated by the presence of his little sister, Lisa. While meeting with J. Loren Pryor, the Springfield Elementary School psychologist, few of Bart's problems are resolved, but Homer and Marge discover that Lisa is a gifted child. Trying to foster her gift, they try to get her into a special school but can't afford it. They decide to buy Lisa a musical instrument instead, thus beginning the girl's eight-year love affair with the saxophone.
Guest Star: Fyvush Finkel as Krusty the Clown
http://rapidshare.com/files/91392208/S_09x03.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91396489/S_09x03.part2.rar

9 - 04
"Treehouse of Horror VIII"
904 5F02
Original Airdate: 10/26/97

Three new yucky Halloween yarns from your favorite yellow family. First, Homer seems to be the only survivor of a nuclear explosion. As the last living person on earth--literally, the Homega Man--Homer is free to do whatever he wants, specifically steal cars and crash them and dance naked in the Springfield Community Church. But Homer's revelry is cut short by a band of angry, flesh-eating mutants who survived the blast and are now hungry for Homer. Speeding in a car to Evergreen Terrace, Homer hides in his old home and discovers that his family has also survived the blast, protected by the layers and layers of lead paint in the house. Marge and kids are elated to see Homer and it's their pleasure to use their shotguns to blast holes in the mutants. In the second story, Homer buys a matter-transporting machine from Professor Frink's yard sale. He uses it to grab beers from the fridge without getting up from the couch and to quickly go to the bathroom while watching TV. When Bart goes inside the machine with a fly, his DNA is scrambled with the insect's and two new creatures emerge: A tiny fly with Bart's head, and Bart's body with a disgusting fly's head. The family accepts the new bugged-out Bart, but when the tiny Bart tires of being a fly, it's up to Lisa to trick the big Bart back into the machine so each pest's DNA can be put back in the correct place. The final sequence is the story of a coven of Springfield witches from 1649. As played by Marge and her sisters Patty and Selma, the witches are kindly old souls who occasionally enjoy eating children from the town. To stop the witches from eating their kids, the townspeople offer them candy and treats instead, thus initating the tradition of Halloween.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91402210/S_09x04.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91407471/S_09x04.part2.rar

9 - 05
"The Cartridge Family"
905 5F01
Original Airdate: 11/02/97

The only way to take Homer's gun is to pry it from his lifeless, four-fingered hand. When a riot erupts at a Continental Soccer Association match, Homer buys a gun to protect his family. Marge is disgusted by his purchase but Homer loves his gun and starts attending NRA meetings with Moe, Dr. Hibbert and Apu. After Homer accidentally fires his gun during dinner, Marge sets an ultimatum: Either the gun leaves the house or she does. Well, Marge packs up the kids and moves to a motel, where Bart and Lisa have fun playing on the Magic Fingers bed. Homer comes to find his family at the motel and promises Marge he'll throw the gun away. Just then, Snake robs the place and Homer saves the day with his firearm. But he still throws it away. When her husband's not looking, Marge retrieves the gun from the trash and keeps it for herself.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91413497/S_09x05.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91418757/S_09x05.part2.rar

9 - 06
"Bart Star"
906 5F03
Original Airdate: 11/09/97

Bart joins the Springfield Wildcats, a pee-wee football team. During games, Homer heckles Ned, the team's coach, so much that he quits and makes Homer the coach. In his new role, Homer starts to show Bart special treatment, which alienates the boy from his teammates. Eventually, Bart quits the team but rejoins after he and Homer share a moment discussing the importance of teamwork. As a show of team loyalty, Bart allows himself to be arrested by Chief Wiggum, who is actually looking for Nelson Muntz, the Wildcats' star player.

Guest Stars: Joe Namath and Roy Firestone as themselves; Mike Judge as Hank Hill
http://rapidshare.com/files/91426220/S_09x06.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91432222/S_09x06.part2.rar

9 - 07
"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
907 5F04
Original Airdate: 11/16/97

Apu's mother writes him a letter reminding him of his arranged bride and that he must marry her soon. When his mother comes to town, Apu enlists Marge to pretend she is his wife. Meanwhile, Homer has checked himself into the Springfield Retirement Castle, enjoying the leisurely days and free meals. After a series of farcical encounters with Apu's increasingly suspicious mother, Marge and Apu reveal the truth. Apu's arranged marriage is back on in spite of his reservations. But when he meets Manjula, his bride-to-be, Apu is smitten by her beauty and her good taste in movies. The two are married and live happily every after.

Guest Stars: Andrea Martin as Apu's Mother; Jan Hooks as Manjula.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91439401/S_09x07.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91445415/S_09x07.part2.rar

9 - 08
"Lisa the Skeptic"
908 5F05
Original Airdate: 11/23/97

During an archeological dig in Sabertooth Meadow, the students of Springfield Elementary School unearth a strange skeleton of what appears to be a winged human. Everyone in town believes that it's an angel's skeleton, but Lisa Simpson tries to convince them otherwise. Homer steals the angel and sells tickets for people to visit it in his garage while Lisa chips off a tiny piece of bone and brings it to Harvard Professor Stephen Jay Gould for examination. The tests are inconclusive, but Lisa is still convinced that the skeleton is not an angel's. When the angel disappears from Homer's garage and reappears on a hill over Springfield with the words "The End Will Come at Sundown" chiseled into its base, everyone is convinced that it's a sign from God. The entire town gathers on the hill to witness "the end," but Lisa remains skeptical. When the angel begins to speak, everyone--including Lisa--shudders in awe. That awe soon disappears when it is revealed that the "angel" is merely a promotional stunt for the Heavenly Hills Mall, a new shopping center. Lisa was right, but as Marge points out, she did get awfully scared when it seemed like the angel was real.

Guest Star: Stephen Jay Gould as himself
http://rapidshare.com/files/91452763/S_09x08.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91458980/S_09x08.part2.rar

9 - 09
"Realty Bites"
909 5F06
Original Airdate: 12/07/97

Marge pursues a new career in real estate sales while Homer is pursued by Snake. Marge starts working at Red Blazer Reality, a highly competitive company where she must sell a certain number of houses or be fired. Meanwhile, Homer buys Snake's old car from a Police Auction and Snake isn't too happy about it. Marge has trouble dealing with the fact that being an effective salesperson requires a lot of lying, and starts to wonder if she's cut out for selling houses. But when she manages to get the Flanders to buy an impossible-to-sell house where a murder occurred, she thinks she's getting the hang of it. Rather than be upset at the fact that they've moved into a crime scene, the Flanders are elated, since they're strangely fascinated by the details of the murder. All is fine, until Homer and Snake crash Snake's car through the Flanders' new house, destroying it. Marge is fired from Red Blazer Realty.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91466829/S_09x09.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91473559/S_09x09.part2.rar

9 - 10
"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
910 5F07
Original Airdate: 12/21/97

When Bart accidentally destroys his family's Christmas tree and all the presents underneath it on Christmas morning, he lies and says that he saw a burglar steal their stuff. A report by Kent Brockman about the supposed robbery leads to an outpouring of support and money for the Simpsons from the people of Springfield. Homer takes the money and buys a new car, which he promptly drives into the bottom of a lake. Bart finally admits that there was no burglar and that it was his fault that the Christmas tree and presents disappeared. When word gets out about the fraud, the entire town turns on the Simpsons, throwing rotten vegetables at them and sending them hate mail. Marge comes up with a foolproof plan to get the townspeople their money back: She goes on Jeopardy! to win the cash. When she loses, the family returns home to find that their neighbors have looted the entire house, thereby evening the score.

Guest Star: Alex Trebek as himself
http://rapidshare.com/files/91481008/S_09x10.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91487696/S_09x10.part2.rar

9 - 11
"All Singing, All Dancing"
911 5F24
Original Airdate: 1/04/98

The Simpsons break out in song--over and over again--as we dance along memory lane and watch all of the musical interludes from the last eight seasons. Apu asks who needs the Kwik-E-Mart! The Maison Derriere puts the spring in Springfield! Shary Bobbins teaches Bart and Lisa to cut corners! The writers, meanwhile, sing and dance all the way to the bank as the editors put the show together.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91608689/S_09x11.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91614859/S_09x11.part2.rar

9 - 12
"Bart Carny"
912 5F08
Original Airdate: 1/11/98

Bart and Homer get jobs working for a carnival. While there, they befriend Cooder and his son Spud. The friendship takes a turn for the worse when Cooder and Spud are forced to move in with the Simpsons. Eventually, Cooder and Spud "steal" the Simpsons' house by locking the family out and not letting them back in. The only way Homer can get the squatters out is to make a bet with them: If he can throw a hula hoop over the chimney, Cooder and Spud have to give him the house back; if he misses, they can keep it. But just before Homer throws the hula hoop, the Simpsons dash into the house and lock the carnies out. Cooder and Spud are once again homeless.

Guest Star: Jim Varney as Cooder.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91622091/S_09x12.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91627703/S_09x12.part2.rar

9 - 13
"The Joy of Sect"
913 5F23
Original Airdate: 2/08/98

The Simpsons join a religious sect called The Movementarians. The sect worships an all-powerful leader who claims that he will take his followers to the planet Blisstonia, where they will all live lives of uninterrupted happiness. Everyone takes to the Movementarian lifestyle, moving to a compound and working for the leader. But Marge is incredulous and flees the compound. Now free, she hires Groundskeeper Willie to kidnap her husband and kids and deprogram them. The kids return to their unwashed minds, but Homer appears to still believe in Movementarianism. He goes back to the compound and surprises his Movementarian friends by denouncing the leader and proving that his spaceship to Blisstonia is a fake. Because of Homer, the Movementarians disband.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91634217/S_09x13.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91639352/S_09x13.part2.rar

9 - 14
"Das Bus"
914 5F11
Original Airdate: 2/15/98

The children of Springfield Elementary School get stranded on a desert island on the way to a Model United Nations session. Trapped on the island with no grown-ups, the children form their own Lord of the Flies-style civilization. Meanwhile, back in Springfield, Homer starts up his own Internet company called CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet, which he sells to Bill Gates. On the island, civilization begins to break down when it appears that Milhouse has eaten their rations. During a show trial, Milhouse claims that a monster ate the food, but no one believes him. Eventually, it is revealed that a monster, actually a wild boar, did in fact eat all the food. The children, still starving, realize there's only one thing to do: kill the boar and eat it. In the end, an omniscient narrator explains that the children eventually got off the island, perhaps thanks to Moe.

Guest Star: James Earl Jones as the Narrator
http://rapidshare.com/files/91645014/S_09x14.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91649707/S_09x14.part2.rar

9 - 15
"The Last Temptation of Krust"
915 5F10
Original Airdate: 2/22/98

When Krusty the Clown performs at a comedy festival with Jay Leno, Janeane Garofalo, Bobcat Goldthwait and other comics, he proves to everyone that his comedy style is hopelessly out of date. Standing beneath the hot lights, looking into the faces of an indifferent crowd, Krusty bombs with his racial humor and embarrassing gag tuxedo. Krusty calls a press conference to announce his retirement from show business, but during his farewell speech gets the best laughs of his career. Reborn as a caustic, hard-boiled stand-up comic, Krusty becomes a latter day Lenny Bruce, condemning corporations and sell-outs left and right. Audiences lap it up, but Krusty finds himself tempted to sell out again when two advertising executives from a car company want him to flak their all-terrain vehicle. The pile of money the ad men offer Krusty is enough to make him shed his new image and return to being a shill for the highest bidder. Krusty loses his fanbase, but gains a great new car and mountains of money.

Guest Stars: Jay Leno, Janeane Garofalo, Steven Wright, Bobcat Goldthwait, Bruce Baum and Hank Williams, Jr. as themselves
http://rapidshare.com/files/91655149/S_09x15.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91670280/S_09x15.part2.rar

9 - 16
"Dumbbell Indemnity"
916 5F12
Original Airdate: 3/01/98

Moe falls in love with a beautiful woman named Renee. Renee, against all odds, actually requites his love. During their courtship, a new, tender side of Moe is revealed. All Moe wants to do is buy Renee gifts, and eventually he spends all of his money on her. Broke, he concocts a scheme that should net him some quick cash. Moe figures he can have his car stolen and then collect from his insurance company. The plan is brilliant, but Moe's first mistake is asking Homer to help him. Instead of following Moe's instructions exactly, Homer bungles his part of the plan and winds up in jail. Collecting the insurance money, Moe is torn between using it to take Renee on a romantic Hawaiian vacation or bailing his friend and erstwhile accomplice out of the pokey. Realizing it's time to fess up, Moe tells Renee of his financial problems and how he tried to solve them. She is accepting at first, but when Moe tells her he has another insurance scheme that will fix everything, she is disgusted and leaves him. Moe carries out this new plan, burning down his tavern and nearly killing himself and Homer in the process. Barney winds up saving his two buddies (after first saving a couple of beer kegs), and Homer allows Moe to use his house as a bar until his friend is back on his feet financially.

Guest Star: Helen Hunt as Renee
http://rapidshare.com/files/91674691/S_09x16.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91678573/S_09x16.part2.rar

9 - 17
"Lisa the Simpson"
917 4F24
Original Airdate: 3/01/98

When Lisa is unable to figure out a simple brain teaser, she begins to fear that she is losing her gift of intelligence. Soon, she is noticing tons of clues that suggest her intellectual decline. Listening to Lisa's complaints, Grandpa explains to her that all Simpsons--himself, Homer, and others--started out smart and gradually experienced a "dumbening" that left them thick as bricks. Lisa decides to give over to the dumbening, emulating Homer and Bart and their brainless ways. But this makes Lisa unhappy, so to cheer her up, Homer gathers all the Simpson relatives he can find and tries to show her that they're not all idiots. Sadly, Lisa realizes that a lot of them are, in fact, stupid. But when she meets some of her female relatives, she is pleased to discover that many of them are doctors and businesswomen. With renewed confidence in her own intelligence, Lisa looks at the brain teaser again and figures it out immediately.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91683156/S_09x17.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91686971/S_09x17.part2.rar

9 - 18
"This Little Wiggy"
918 5F13
Original Airdate: 3/22/98

When Marge meets Ralph Wiggum, she decides to invite him over for a playdate with Bart. Bart initially rejects Ralph, but when he goes over to the Wiggum household and sees that it's filled with police equipment and files, he finds himself in a troublemaker's paradise. The two boys start hanging out more and more, eventually having a sleepover during which they steal Chief Wiggum's master key and let themselves into every building in Springfield. In the middle of their spree, Bart and Ralph run into Nelson and his bully buddies. Trying to impress them, Bart shows them the master key and the whole group ventures into the abandoned prison. While there, they play with the electric chair, but leave before they can use the key to turn it off again. When Mayor Quimby decides to reopen the prison, he calls a press conference and sits in the electric chair to demonstrate how it works. Watching the event on TV, Bart and Ralph are sure that Quimby will be killed if anyone flips the electric chair switch. With a little help from Mr. Burns, however, the mayor escapes his fate. After going through so much together, Bart and Ralph remain friends.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91692336/S_09x18.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91697043/S_09x18.part2.rar

9 - 19
"Simpson Tide"
919 3G04
Original Airdate: 3/29/98

Homer, Barney and Moe join the Naval Reserve. During a routine drill, the would-be seamen find themselves trapped in a nuclear submarine in very real combat with another squadron. When Homer accidentally ejects Captain Tenille, the submarine's chief, he is put in charge of the vessel. The sub gets lost and coasts all the way to Russia. What's worse, it springs a leak and is rapidly filling up with water. Eventually, Homer saves his men and narrowly averts a nuclear conflict with the Russians. He is court-martialed, however, and forced to return to his normal life.

Guest Star: Rod Steiger as Captain Tenille
http://rapidshare.com/files/91702771/S_09x19.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91707739/S_09x19.part2.rar

9 - 20
"The Trouble With Trillions"
920 5F14
Original Airdate: 4/05/98

In order to avoid an audit, Homer serves as an IRS spy in a sting operation targeting Mr. Burns. We learn that, many years earlier, a younger Burns was entrusted with the task of delivering the only one trillion-dollar bill ever minted to a shattered post-war Europe. The government's logic was that America's wealthiest man would never steal the money; of course, they were wrong. Now it's up to Homer to recover the trillion, but when he realizes that he's working for the agency that has exploited him all these years, he joins up with his boss and flees to Cuba with the money. While there, Homer, Burns and Smithers meet with Fidel Castro, who swipes the trillion-dollar bill and sends the men packing. Floating back to America on a refugee raft, Burns decides that he'll simply buy his way out of this most recent problem and everything returns to normal.

Guest Star: Paul Winfield as Lucius Sweet
http://rapidshare.com/files/91713543/S_09x20.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91719104/S_09x20.part2.rar

9 - 21
"Girly Edition"
921 5F15
Original Airdate: 4/19/98

Lisa becomes the anchorwoman for a children's news program. Bart is also hired for the show and launches a series of trite human-interest stories that attract a lot attention and overshadow Lisa's more serious work. Meanwhile, Homer claims he's handicapped so he can adopt a trained monkey named Mojo, who will wait on him hand and foot. As Bart's star is on the rise, Lisa devises a plot to destroy his career by having him do a segment on Groundskeeper Willie, who hates Bart for destroying his shack. Lisa gets more than she bargained for when Willie tries to kill Bart. She saves Bart's life using the same soft, human-interest speak that her brother pioneered in his segments. Back at home, Mojo has become fat and lazy after emulating Homer's ways. Homer returns Mojo to the animal shelter and learns to fetch his own beer again.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91725497/S_09x21.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91730898/S_09x21.part2.rar

9 - 22
"Trash of the Titans"
922 5F09
Original Airdate: 4/26/98

After a spat with some garbage men, Homer decides to run for the position of Sanitation Commissioner. He takes on the current commissioner, Ray Patterson, who is endorsed by the members of U2, and wins the election by making wild campaign promises. As the new Sanitation Commissioner, Homer tries to institute policies such as around-the-clock service, shiny new uniforms for garbage men, and free car washes. Homer's initiatives are so costly that he spends an entire year's budget in one month, and must raise money by allowing other towns to use Springfield's abandoned mines as garbage dumps. With trash forcing its way up through the ground and overrunning Springfield, the townspeople beg Ray Patterson to return to his job. Patterson refuses. As a last resort, the entire town of Springfield is moved to another tract of land fives miles away.

Guest Stars: Steve Martin as Ray Patterson; Bono, The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen as themselves
http://rapidshare.com/files/91737693/S_09x22.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91743309/S_09x22.part2.rar

9 - 23
"King of the Hill"
923 5F16
Original Airdate: 5/03/98

After undertaking an intense workout regimen, Homer becomes a buffed-out specimen of a man. With the help of his gym buddy Rainer Wolfcastle, Homer becomes stronger and leaner than ever. He soon attracts the attention of Brad and Neil, two executives from the company that makes Powersauce health bars. Brad and Neil enlist Homer to climb to the top of the Murderhorn, the tallest, most forbidding mountain in Springfield, as a promotional stunt for Powersauce bars. With the help of two sherpas, Homer embarks on the arduous climb. Under his own power, Homer can barely make it halfway up the mountain. But while he sleeps, the two sherpas drag his sleeping bag behind them and get him to the top. When Homer discovers that the sherpas have been carrying them, he fires them and continues up to the peak. He doesn't quite make it, but he does manage to drive a stake into one of the Murderhorn's plateaus and cause the peak to collapse, making the spot where he is standing the default top of the hill. His climb is a success, sort of.

Guest stars: Brendan Fraser as Brad; Steven Weber as Neil
http://rapidshare.com/files/91750037/S_09x23.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91755631/S_09x23.part2.rar

9 - 24
"Lost Our Lisa"
924 5F17
Original Airdate: 5/10/98
When Lisa cons Homer into letting her ride the bus alone to the Springsonian Museum for the "Treasures of Isis" exhibit, she gets lost along the way. Wandering around the more down-at-its-heels parts of Springfield, Lisa grows increasingly panicked. When it occurs to Homer that he shouldn't have let Lisa ride the bus alone, he sets out to find her. The finally find each other outside of the museum, but Homer is nearly drowned when the cherry-picker truck he commandeered during his search drives into the river. Lisa saves her dad and together they sneak into the closed museum to look at the "Isis" exhibit. During their trespass, Homer and Lisa bond and Lisa learns that taking risks can sometimes be fun.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91762988/S_09x24.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91769204/S_09x24.part2.rar

9 - 25
"Natural Born Kissers"
925 5F18
Original Airdate: 5/17/98

In an incredibly revealing episode, Homer and Marge learn to spice up their love life by "snuggling" in very public places. After conquering a nearby barn and experimenting with at Sir Putts-a-Lot miniature golf course, they find themselves trapped in public without their clothes. Trying to get back home, the two sneak and skulk about Springfield, nearly being caught fully naked at every turn. Homer accidentally moons an entire church congregation and both he and Marge wind up in a crowded football field where they are exposed to thousands of cheering people.
http://rapidshare.com/files/91776673/S_09x25.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/91783039/S_09x25.part2.rar

10 - 01
"Lard of the Dance"
1001 5F20
Original Airdate: 8/23/98

A sophisticated, intelligent new girl named Alex Whitney comes to Springfield Elementary and threatens to overshadow Lisa. Alex is even a hit with Principal Skinner, who lets her organize a school dance. Meanwhile, Homer comes up with a new get-rich-quick scheme: He and Bart will round up as much grease as they can and sell it to a rendering plant. They target the richest source imaginable: the Springfield Elementary cafeteria kitchen. Lisa goes to the dance, but sells tickets outside the gym because she couldn't find a date. At the same time, Homer has crawled through the school's air ducts and into the kitchen, where he uses his wet-dry vac to suck grease out of the stove. But Groundskeeper Willie appears on the scene and tries to prevent the theft. One thing leads to another, and as a result of a misplaced wet-dry vac the school's air ducts fill with the stove's contents. Alex's event is interrupted when the oil begins to drip through the gym ceiling, but no matter--the children of Springfield are happy to frolick in the grease. Lisa is pleased to see her friends acting like kids again and breaks down Alex's uppity facade by goading her into a grease fight.

Guest star: Lisa Kudrow as Alex Whitney
http://rapidshare.com/files/94725093/S_10x01.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94728723/S_10x01.part2.rar

10 - 02
"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
1002 5F21
Original Airdate: 9/20/98

Homer quits his job and becomes an inventor. Setting up a tinkering shop in the basement, he sets for himself the modest goal of inventing more stuff than the prolific Thomas Edison. Homer comes up with some incredible new inventions, like an electronic hammer, a reclining chair with a built-in toilet, and a rifle that shoots make-up at women's faces. One of his creations, a chair with two extra feet that lets you lean way back, seems to be very popular. When Homer realizes that his six-legged chair was actually already invented by Edison, he takes his trusty electronic hammer and goes to the Edison Museum to smash the original, which is inside a replica of Edison's workshop. While there, Homer realizes that Thomas Edison was also working in the shadow of a great man: Leonardo Da Vinci. Homer feels a deep kinship with Edison and decides not to destroy the six-legged chair. Later, when authorities find the electronic hammer, which Homer forgot, in Edison's workshop, the deceased inventor gets credit for yet another amazing creation. Homer is furious.

Guest Star: William Daniels as K.I.T.T., the talking car from Knight Rider
http://rapidshare.com/files/94733208/S_10x02.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94736862/S_10x02.part2.rar

10 - 03
"Bart the Mother"
1003 5F22
Original Airdate: 9/27/98

When Bart is hanging out with Nelson, he accidentally kills a bird sitting in her nest. Seeing that the bird has left behind two perfect eggs, Bart is overcome with guilt and takes it upon himself to hatch the baby birds. He keeps the eggs warm anyway he can, sometimes with a lightbulb, sometimes by sitting on them. Eventually the eggs hatch, but there are no birds inside. Instead two nasty-looking lizards emerge. Confused by what happened, Bart and Marge take the lizards to the Springfield Birdwatching Society and ask them why the lizards were inside the bird's nest. Principal Skinner, a member of the Society, explains that the lizards are Bolivian tree lizards, a species that steals bird's eggs and leave their own eggs to be watched after by the mother bird. Skinner wants to kill the lizards since they're bad for the ecosystem, but Bart flees with his lizards and sets them free. The lizards go on to eat all of Springfield's pigeons.
http://rapidshare.com/files/94741643/S_10x03.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94745277/S_10x03.part2.rar

10 - 04
"Treehouse of Horror IX"
1004 AABF01
Original Airdate: 10/25/98

In this year's gruesome grouping of Halloween gore, Homer gets a killer new hairdo, Lisa and Bart discover first-hand that TV violence is bad, and Maggie gets her first tooth and a glimpse of her real father. In the first segment, Homer's brain is taken over by Snake when he gets Snake's hair in a transplant. With Snake controlling him, Homer kills Apu and Moe and then sets his sights on Bart. Luckily, Chief Wiggum saves the day by busting a cap in the evil hair piece. In the second story, Bart and Lisa get sucked through the fourth wall into the land of Itchy and Scratchy in the cartoon world. At first it's all fun and games, but when Itchy and Scratchy try to kill the two Simpson kids, their only escape is through Homer's inept flipping of channels. As they flip through the dial, Bart and Lisa wind up in the most frightening place of all: Live with Regis and Kathie Lee. In the final segment, the appearance of Maggie's first tooth leads to a confession Marge never wanted to make: Homer is not Maggie's real father. Kang, the drooling alien, actually inseminated Marge. Now Kang is back and he wants his baby. Homer and Marge refuse to give Maggie up. There's only one thing for the two parties to do: Go on The Jerry Springer Show and fight it out on national television.

Guest Stars: Ed McMahon, Regis Philbin, Kathie Lee Gifford and Jerry Springer as themselves; Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger
http://rapidshare.com/files/94721031/S_10x04.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94749163/S_10x04.part2.rar

10 - 05
"When You Dish Upon a Star"
1005 5F19
Original Airdate: 11/08/98

Homer befriends superstar couple Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger and becomes their personal assistant. But when he spills the beans about the celebrities living in Springfield, who also include Ron Howard and Brian Grazer, the entire town sets up camp outside the gates of their mansion. Alec and Kim fire Homer as their assistant. Homer gets revenge by revealing everything he has learned about them to the world. The conflict escalates into a high-speed car chase, during which Ron Howard is injured and Homer is eventually caught. A judge places a restraining order on Homer and he is forced to remain 500 miles away from all celebrities.

Guest Stars: Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer as themselves
http://rapidshare.com/files/94753872/S_10x05.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94758182/S_10x05.part2.rar

10 - 06
"D'Oh-in' in the Wind"
1006 AABF02
Original Airdate: 11/15/98

During a search for his roots, Homer meets Seth and Munchie, two aging hippies who lived on a rural commune with his mother. Inspired by their example and memories of his freewheeling mother, Homer becomes a flower child. After accidentally sabotaging their natural juice business, Homer tries to make it up to them by picking an entire crop of vegetables and making a whole new batch of juice himself. It turns out that Homer picked the wrong crop and has bottled a powerful blend of hallucinogens that drugs all of Springfield. When the police catch wind of what's going on, they raid Seth and Munchie's farm and Homer gets shot during the melee. Luckily, his only injury is a flower embedded in his head.

Guest Stars: Martin Mull as Seth and George Carlin as Munchie
http://rapidshare.com/files/94763537/S_10x06.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94768189/S_10x06.part2.rar

10 - 07
"Lisa Gets an 'A'"
1007 AABF03
Original Airdate: 11/22/98

A sick-day puts Lisa in a difficult academic predicament: She wants to do her best on a reading test, but didn't study at all when she was home. After consulting with Bart, she reluctantly decides to buy the test answers from Nelson and scores a perfect A+++. But when her high test score raises Springfield Elementary School's average and earns the troubled school a huge state grant, Lisa is plagued with guilt. Meanwhile, Homer grows attached to a lobster that he brought home for dinner, naming it Mr. Pinchy. When Lisa admits that she cheated to Principal Skinner, he is disheartened but still wants to keep the grant money. Skinner and Chalmers trick Lisa into thinking that she's turned down the school's grant, but secretly keep the cash. Back at home, Homer loses his beloved new pet when he gives it a hot bath. Heartbroken but hungry, Homer bids farewell to his crustacean friend by eating it.
http://rapidshare.com/files/94774026/S_10x07.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94778998/S_10x07.part2.rar

10 - 08
"Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble'"
1008 AABF04
Original Airdate: 12/06/98

When Homer refuses to pull the car over and let Grampa go to the bathroom, the old man's kidneys explode. Out of guilt, Homer agrees to donate one of his kidneys to his father. But just before the operation, Homer, fearing he won't survive, flees the hospital and hops aboard a boat headed to an unknown destination. On the boat, he meets a group of lost souls who accept him until he reveals that he left his sick father waiting for a kidney. The lost souls throw Homer overboard and he realizes that he must go through with the transplant. As luck would have it, Homer gets run over by a car on the way to the hospital. When he wakes up in a hospital bed, he discovers that not only has he broken all of his limbs, but Dr. Hibbert has removed his kidney and given it to Grampa.
http://rapidshare.com/files/94785693/S_10x08.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94791363/S_10x08.part2.rar

10 - 09
"Mayored to the Mob"
1009 AABF05
Original Airdate: 12/20/98

When Homer saves Mayor Quimby and Star Wars star Mark Hamill's lives during a sci-fi convention riot, the Mayor hires him as his personal bodyguard. Following Quimby around, Homer has to turn a blind eye to his new boss' corruption and bribe-taking. But when Homer learns that Quimby has allowed Fat Tony to supply Springfield Elementary with rats' milk, he confronts the Mayor and demands that the deal be broken. Quimby calls off the deal, but in doing so becomes a target for Fat Tony and his henchmen. When hitman Louie tries to kill the Mayor during a performance of Guys and Dolls (starring, coincidentally, Mark Hamill), Homer attacks the assailant and stops him. While Homer makes Quimby safe from Louie, Fat Tony takes the opportunity to beat the mayor repeatedly with a baseball bat.

Guest Stars: Mark Hammill as himself and Leavelle; Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony; **** Tufeld as the robot from Lost in Space
http://rapidshare.com/files/94798321/S_10x09.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94809264/S_10x09.part2.rar

10 - 10
"Viva Ned Flanders"
1010 AABF06
Original Airdate: 1/06/99

In an attempt to show Flanders a good time, Homer takes him to Las Vegas, where they gamble and drink. After a night of debauchery, the men wake up in a hotel room to discover that they've married Amber and Ginger, two trashy but sweet cocktail waitresses from Nero's Palace. Over a breakfast buffet, Homer and Ned try to explain to the women that they already have wives, but the brides prove to be frighteningly tenacious. Homer and Ned are forced to flee Las Vegas when everyone, from hotel security to the Moody Blues, beats them up for dishonoring two young women in need.

Guest Stars: Graeme Edge, Justin Hayward, John Lodge, and Thomas of the Moody Blues as themselves
http://rapidshare.com/files/94816846/S_10x10.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94822753/S_10x10.part2.rar

10 - 11
"Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
1011 AABF07
Original Airdate: 1/17/99

Homer and his buddies start a riot after the Springfield Isotopes win the league championship. Thinking the destruction is the fault of the town's youth, the authorities impose a curfew for everyone under a certain age. The children of Springfield rebel by starting a pirate radio station and broadcasting a show called "We Know All Your Secrets," in which their parents' most private peccadilloes are revealed. When the adults realize the kids are behind the broadcasts, the two groups confront one another in song and dance. Eventually, the senior citizens arrive and insitute another curfew that keeps the grown-ups inside, too.

Guest Star: Cyndi Lauper as herself
http://rapidshare.com/files/94830106/S_10x11.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94836233/S_10x11.part2.rar

10 - 12
"Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
1012 AABF08
Original Airdate: 1/31/99

Homer meets a travel agent named Wally Kogen who offers to send him to the Super Bowl for free if he can sign up all of his friends for a special travel package. Homer convinces Moe, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Kirk Van Houten and a bunch of other guys to sign up. All the men pile into a bus Wally furnishes for the trip and drink their way to Miami for the game. When they get there, however, they discover that the tickets Wally sold them were counterfeit. Homer devises a plan to get them into the game, but they all wind up in a holding cell beneath the stadium and nearly miss the Super Bowl. The only person who can spring them is Wally's old friend Dolly Parton. Free from their cell, the group invades a high-class skybox owned by Rupert Murdoch. When Murdoch arrives, he has his guards attack the group. Fleeing Murdoch's guards, Homer and his friends crash the field and then the winning team's locker room, where they each get their own Super Bowl ring.

Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Wally Kogen; Troy Aikman, Rosey Grier, John Madden, Dan Marino, Rupert Murdoch, Dolly Parton, and Pat Summerall as themselves
http://rapidshare.com/files/94843563/S_10x12.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94849412/S_10x12.part2.rar

10 - 13
"Homer to the Max"
1013 AABF09
Original Airdate: 2/07/99

When he finds out that a character on the TV show Police Cops is named Homer Simpson, the real Homer decides to change his name to Max Power. The new name earns him new, high-profile friends like Trent Steel, a young businessman. Steel invites "Max" and his wife Marge to a garden party, where they meet such luminaries as Ed Begley, Jr. and Bill Clinton. While Clinton tries to seduce Marge, Homer learns that the gathering is part of an effort to save the Springfield redwoods, and joins the protest. After chaining themselves to the giant trees, "Max" and his buddies are attacked by police. As he runs from the cops, "Max" accidentally pulls down the tree he's attached to, which in turn knocks down the entire forest. Humiliated, he retreats from his new friends and returns to being Homer Simpson.

Guest Star: Ed Begley, Jr. as himself
http://rapidshare.com/files/94857404/S_10x13.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94864026/S_10x13.part2.rar

10 - 14
"I'm With Cupid"
1014 AABF11
Original Airdate: 11/14/99

When Apu finds increasingly elaborate ways of expressing his love for his wife, the men of Springfield feel as though they're being shown up in the romance department. Singer Elton John's arrival at the airport is the last straw--assuming he's in town at Apu's request, the Springfield men, led by Homer, kidnap John and lock him in a dog cage. Apu's real plan is to have a sky writer spell out his love for Manjula, but Homer also tries his best to foil the pilot's efforts. Eventually, John does sing for Manjula and everyone has a happy Valentine's Day.
Guest Stars: Jan Hooks as Manjula; Elton John as himself
http://rapidshare.com/files/94872430/S_10x14.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94879025/S_10x14.part2.rar

10 - 15
"Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'"
1015 AABF10
Original Airdate: 2/21/99

Homer buys a Canyonero, a giant all-terrain vehicle. At first he's excited about his new car, but when he discovers that the F-Series was made primarily for women, he gives it to Marge. Marge takes to the vehicle by becoming a more reckless, aggressive driver. While racing about town, she is busted for an illegal maneuver and must go to traffic school. But the classes turn out to be useless--Marge accidentally crashes the Canyonero into a prison and sets off a crime wave. When her license is revoked, Marge can only drive again when the police beg her to use the Canyonero to round up some stampeding rhinos who've escaped from the zoo. Marge saves the day, but wrecks the car as a result.

Guest Star: Hank Williams, Jr. as the Canyonero jingle singer
http://rapidshare.com/files/94887396/S_10x15.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94894375/S_10x15.part2.rar

10 - 16
"Make Room for Lisa"
1016 AABF12
Original Airdate: 2/28/99

When Homer agrees to allow an OmniTouch cellular phone tower to be placed on the roof of his house, Lisa begins to grow increasingly irritable. Seeking a solution to her tension and stomach aches, Homer takes her to a New Age store, where the salesperson recommends Sensory Deprivation. While resting in a tank full of water, Lisa has a series of visions that show her how much her father loves her. Homer, meanwhile, is in his own tank, which somehow drifts out of the store and sends him on an entirely different journey. When they each emerge from their deprivations, Lisa and Homer have a new understanding of their relationship and agree to spend more time together by going to the demolition derby.
http://rapidshare.com/files/94902735/S_10x16.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94909419/S_10x16.part2.rar

10 - 17
"Maximum Homerdrive"
1017 AABF13
Original Airdate: 3/28/99

When Homer accidentally causes the death of Red, a famous truck driver, he and Bart take over Red's truck to deliver his last load. While they're away, Marge and Lisa buy a new doorbell. On the road, Homer learns of a long-held trucker secret: All the trucks are controlled by an auto-drive system and the drivers just hang out as the trucks drive themselves. When Homer can't keep the secret, several angry truckers try to run him off the road and kill him for violating the code of silence. Meanwhile, Marge has troubles of her own when the new doorbell malfunctions and plays the Carpenter's "Close to You" over and over again. Homer escapes his attackers and brings Red's delivery to its destination. Returning home, he discovers a mob scene outsidehis house as everyone in town tries to stop the annoying doorbell. Only Senor Ding-Dong, the mysterious and debonair dean of doorbells, can stop it with his magic touch.
http://rapidshare.com/files/94927323/S_10x17.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94932518/S_10x17.part2.rar

10 - 18
"Simpsons Bible Stories"
1018 AABF14
Original Airdate: 4/04/99

A particularly boring sermon by Reverend Lovejoy sends each member of the Simpson family into his or her own biblical fantasy. Marge imagines herself and Homer as Adam and Eve, living in harmony with the flora and fauna of the Garden of Eden until Homer stupidly eats from the Tree of Knowledge. Lisa dreams of herself and the other kids of Springfield Elementary as the Israelites in ancient Egypt. Principal Skinner is Pharaoh and it's up to a nervous Milhouse to act as Moses and free his people from bondage. In Homer's dream, he is King Solomon, solving every dispute by cutting the contested object in half. When Lenny and Carl bring a pie to the King, he cuts it in half and eats both pieces. In Bart's action-packed fantasy, he is David, fighting Nelson as Goliath's son, Goliath II. When the Simpsons awake from their dreams, they discover that Revelation has come and it's time for God's final judgment. Only Lisa is allowed into Heaven, but Homer drags her down into Hell with the rest of the family.
http://rapidshare.com/files/94938906/S_10x18.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94943751/S_10x18.part2.rar

10 - 19
"Mom and Pop Art"
1019 AABF15
Original Airdate: 4/11/99

Homer becomes a conceptual artist, creating striking "outsider art" that catches the eye of Astrid Weller, a beautiful Springfield art dealer. Astrid arranges for Homer to have his own show, but when the Springfield elite gather for the opening, many are disappointed by his work. Homer decides that he must create something truly groundbreaking, so he floods the entire town, turning Springfield into an American Venice. His piece is a hit and everyone, including artist Jasper Johns, voices their approval.

Guest Stars: Isabella Rossellini as Astrid Weller; Jasper Johns as himself
http://rapidshare.com/files/94949119/S_10x19.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94953233/S_10x19.part2.rar

10 - 20
"The Old Man and the 'C' Student"
1020 AABF16
Original Airdate: 4/25/99

Bart starts visiting Grandpa and the other old people at the Springfield Retirement Castle as part of a community service assignment. Meanwhile, he has bought thousands of springs for a project that never materializes. The boy tries to scare some life into the old codgers, but finds that they like passing their days peacefully. When he takes them all aboard a boat for a little adventure, the boat sinks and nearly kills them. Luckily, the boat bounces back up on a pile of springs Homer flushed down the toilet.

Guest Star: Jack La Lanne as himself
http://rapidshare.com/files/94958300/S_10x20.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94962008/S_10x20.part2.rar

10 - 21
"Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
1021 AABF17
Original Airdate: 5/02/99

When a popular, charming billionaire named Arthur Fortune opens a megastore in Springfield, Mr. Burns decides that he wants to be loved, too. With Homer's help, he comes up with a scheme to capture the Loch Ness Monster and bring it to Springfield. He succeeds in his mission, but accidentally causes a fire during the unveiling of the monster. Burns decides that he doesn't need to be loved and gets the monster a job working at a casino.

Guest Star: Michael McKean as Jerry Rude
http://rapidshare.com/files/94966318/S_10x21.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94969596/S_10x21.part2.rar

10 - 22
"They Saved Lisa's Brain"
1022 AABF18
Original Airdate: 5/09/99

Lisa joins Mensa, the high I.Q. society. While there, she spends her time interacting with such geniuses as Dr. Hibbert, Professor Frink and the Comic Book Store Guy. By a twist of fate, the members of Mensa become the leaders of Springfield and try to remake the town in their geeky likeness. But the geniuses can't agree on anything and begin squabbling amongst themselves. It's up to the ultimate genius, Stephen Hawking, to intervene and set the smarty-pants straight.

Guest Star: Stephen Hawking as himself
http://rapidshare.com/files/94973574/S_10x22.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94976618/S_10x22.part2.rar

10 - 23
"30 Minutes Over Tokyo"
1023 AABF20
Original Airdate: 5/16/99

After attending a Mega-Savings Seminar where they learn how to save money on everything, the Simpsons take a trip to Tokyo. While there, they lose all of their money and must enter a degrading game show called Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show to win tickets back to Springfield. After a series of increasingly cruel stunts meted out by the game show's host, Wink, the Simpsons win the tickets and return, a bit haggard, to the United States. On the way home, their plane is attacked by Godzilla.

Guest Star: George Takei as Wink
http://rapidshare.com/files/94980162/S_10x23.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94982955/S_10x23.part2.rar

11 - 01
"Beyond Blunderdome"
1101 AABF23
Original Airdate: 9/26/99

When Homer and Marge attend a test screening of Mel Gibson's remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Homer gives the film a mercilessly rough critique. Rather than be angered by Homer's remarks, Gibson decides to hire him as a consultant on the script rewrites. Together Mel and Homer turn the movie into a bloody action flick. The film studio is so disgusted by the new cut that they attempt to block its distribution. Homer and Mel steal the only print of the film and escape the studio lot with the executives pursuing them. Commandeering the old Mad Max car from the Hollywood Auto Museum, the Simpsons and the movie star careen through the streets, causing all sorts of destruction. Can they escape with the print intact? Does Mr. Smith ever get to go to Washington? Why doesn't Mel Gibson have an accent anymore?

Guest Star: Mel Gibson as himself

http://rapidshare.com/files/98556314/S_11x01.rar

11 - 02
"Brother's Little Helper"
1102 AABF22
Original Airdate: 10/03/99

After Bart is caught performing another destructive act, Homer and Marge put him on medication. The boy starts taking Focusyne, an experimental Attention Deficit Disorder drug that at first turns him into the very model of manners and efficiency. But the drug has some strange side effects, and Bart becomes paranoid, ranting that Major League Baseball is using a satellite to read his thoughts. Marge and Homer try to take Bart off Focusyne, but he resists and overdoses. During his Focusyne bender, Bart steals a tank from a nearby army base and shoots a satellite out of the sky. Sure enough, the satellite is controlled by Major League Baseball, but America's hero, Mark McGwire, helicopters into Springfield to assure everyone that nothing suspicious is going on.

Guest Star: Mark McGwire as himself

http://rapidshare.com/files/98562734/S_11x02.rar

11 - 03
"Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner"
1103 AABF21
Original Airdate: 10/24/99

Homer gets the perfect side job when he becomes the chief restaurant critic for The Springfield Shopper newspaper. He loves the perks, but can barely write a complete sentence. When Lisa helps out by ghosting his columns, Homer becomes the most powerful--and feared--critic in town. Soon Homer earns the wrath of every restaurant owner in Springfield and they join together in a plot to kill him with a poisonous éclair. Can Homer survive this death by chocolate (and butter, and custard)?
Guest Star: Ed Asner as Editor of The Springfield Shopper

http://rapidshare.com/files/98568901/S_11x03.rar

11 - 04
"Treehouse of Horror X"
1104 BABF22
Original Airdate: 10/31/99

In this year's exceptionally evil Halloween episode, Springfield catches a case of the Y2K bug, Lisa and Bart catch some radiation, and Ned Flanders gets caught under Marge's car's tires. In the first segment, Marge accidentally kills Ned Flanders while driving late at night. But when Ned comes back to haunt the Simpsons, his own evil secret is revealed. In the second story, Bart and Lisa become superheroes after getting zapped by radiation. Together they battle against the evil Comic Book Store Guy after he takes Lucy Lawless, TV's Xena: Warrior Princess, hostage. In the final segment, Homer forgets to make the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Y2K compliant and accidentally brings about the complete destruction of the town. When the government sets up spaceships to send citizens to safety, Marge, Lisa and Maggie are granted seats but Homer and Bart have to fend for themselves.

Guest Stars: Lucy Lawless, **** Clark and Tom Arnold as themselves

http://rapidshare.com/files/98574256/S_11x04.rar

11 - 05
"E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
1105 AABF19
Original Airdate: 11/07/99

Homer begins challenging everyone around him to duels after he sees a Zorro film at the Googoplex. Most people back down, until Homer meets an old-fashioned Colonel who takes him up on his dare. Unable to get out of the contest with the Colonel, Homer and his family flee to the country, where they become farmers. Farm life is difficult until Homer creates a new crop called tomacco--tomatoes crossed with tobacco. The new fruit is disgusting to eat, but incredibly addictive. Selling barrel upon barrel of tomacco, Homer attracts the attention of some tobacco industry executives who want to capitalize on his new crop. Will Homer sell his cash crop for a pile of cash? Why are all the animals who ate tomacco suddenly going berserk? Would it really have been so bad to duel that Colonel after all?

http://rapidshare.com/files/98579149/S_11x05.rar

11 - 06
"Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
1106 BABF02
Original Airdate: 11/14/99

Homer breaks his tea party date with Maggie to go bowling, lying that there is an emergency at the plant. The lie is revealed when Homer bowls a perfect 300 and attracts the attention of the media. Because of his accomplishment, Homer becomes a celebrity, appearing on The Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man, Sideshow Mel, and his old nemesis, Ron Howard. But fame proves fickle and Homer quickly goes from Man of the Moment to Where Are They Now? Depressed, he decides to devote his life to his children. Bart and Lisa don't really take to his extra-aggressive parenting, but Maggie can't refuse, mostly because she can't speak. Homer takes Maggie to a Daddy and Me swim class but she's too scared to go in the water. Later, Homer nearly drowns and only Maggie can save him. Homer realizes that he might not have fame, but he'll always have his baby.

Guest Stars: Ron Howard, Penn and Teller, Nancy O'Dell and Pat O'Brien as themselves

http://rapidshare.com/files/98583735/S_11x06.rar

11 - 07
"Eight Misbehavin"
1107 BABF03
Original Airdate: 11/21/99

Apu and his wife decide to have a baby. With the help of fertility drugs, their attempts to conceive prove successful--very successful: Nine months later, Manjula gives birth to octuplets. The townspeople of Springfield celebrate the arrival of the babies, and local companies shower Apu and Manjula with free products. But when a Shelbyville couple has nine babies at once, all the attention turns to them and Apu and Manjula are left to raise their babies together. It's a big job and Apu realizes he's not up to the task. When Larry Kittkill, the owner of the Springfield Zoo, offers to pay Apu and Manjula to raise their babies behind the glass of a zoo exhibition, Apu foolishly accepts. When he decides he wants to take his new family away from the zoo, Apu discovers that he can't get out of the contract he signed. Homer and Apu steal the babies but Homer must make amends with Mr. Kittkill by performing at the zoo himself.

Guest Stars: Jan Hooks as Manjula, Garry Marshall as Larry Kittkill and Butch Patrick as himself

http://rapidshare.com/files/98587976/S_11x07.rar

11 - 08
"Take My Wife, Sleaze"
1108 BABF05
Original Airdate: 1/28/00

The Simpson family has dinner at Greaser's Café, a '50s-themed restaurant. While there, Homer and Marge enter a dance contest and win a vintage Harley-Davidson motorcycle. After Bart teaches his father how to ride his new hog, Homer forms a biker gang called the Hell's Satans with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Ned Flanders. While riding around town making trouble, the Satans attract the attention of another, more authentic biker gang who also happen to be called the Hell's Satans. The real biker gang, led by two guys named Meathook and Ramrod, take over the Simpsons' house and trash the place. Marge, ever the gracious host, cooks and cleans for her new guests. When the Satans leave, they take Marge with them. While pursuing the men who kidnapped his wife, Homer goes to Poppa Wheelie's, a biker bar where he sees NRBQ playing. Marge isn't there since she's being held at a campsite by the Hell's Satans. Marge tries to reason with her captors and teaches them that violence is wrong. Just then, Homer arrives to steal her back and winds up battling with Meathook. Luckily, Homer wins the fight and takes his wife home. The Hell's Satans, meanwhile, will take the lessons they learned from Marge and start new, more productive lives.

Guest Stars: John Goodman as Meathook, Henry Winkler as Ramrod, and NRBQ as themselves

http://rapidshare.com/files/98593076/S_11x08.rar

11 - 09
"Grift of the Magi"
1109 BABF07
Original Airdate: 12/19/99

When Fat Tony and his legitimate businessmen friends extort $200,000 from Principal Skinner, Springfield Elementary goes broke. The children rejoice while Skinner tries to figure out a way to raise enough money to reopen the school. Enter Jim Hope and his Kid First Industry (KFI), a touchy-feely corporation that buys the school and privatizes it. KFI fires all the teachers and rewrites the curriculum based on its own curious corporate mandates. Strangely, every lesson plan seems to revolve in some way around toys and marketing. When Lisa's class is asked to come up with names for toys, Lisa becomes very suspicious of KFI's motives. After a little investigating, she discovers that the school is full of hidden cameras and two-way blackboards that allow KFI to gather marketing data on children. Lisa tries to share her discovery with her parents and Chief Wiggum, but KFI removes all evidence from the school before they can investigate. When Christmas rolls around, Lisa notices that a popular new toy named Funzo has many of the traits her classmates said they wanted. Lisa and Bart break into the KFI headquarters to figure out what's going on. Slipping by Gary Coleman, who is working as a security guard at KFI, Lisa and Bart confront Jim Hope. Hope admits that he may have exploited the kids, but he gives them a free Funzo, which is enough to satisfy Bart. Funzo becomes a huge hit at Christmas time, but when Bart discovers that it's programmed to destroy all other toys, he agrees with Lisa that Funzo is bad. Bart and Lisa decide to get rid of all the Funzos they can by having Homer steal them from their neighbors' homes. When Homer tries to throw all the stolen toys into the Springfield Tire Fire, he's stopped by none other than Gary Coleman. But by talking with Gary, Lisa is able to show him the truth about KFI and the way that other companies have exploited Christmas. The Simpsons invite Gary over for Christmas dinner and everyone has a wonderful day.

Guest Stars: Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Tim Robbins as Jim Hope and Gary Coleman as himself

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11 - 10
"Little Big Mom"
1110 BABF04
Original Airdate: 1/09/00

When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, it's up to Lisa to run the Simpson household in her mother's absence. Lisa thinks she can handle the responsibility by implementing a structured plan and using fun management techniques like a "chore hat" from which her father and brother can randomly select a chore. Of course, Homer and Bart ignore Lisa's system and the house turns into a pig sty. Meanwhile, Marge is discovering the wonders of shiatsu massage as she receives foot, leg and hair rub-downs in the hospital. Lisa is so angry at Homer and Bart's lack of consideration that she decides to play a trick on them. With a little inspiration from the spirit of Lucille Ball, Lisa comes up with a way to trick Homer and Bart into thinking they have leprosy. Her trick works so well that Homer and Bart get sent to a leper colony in Hawaii courtesy of Ned Flanders. When Marge gets out of the hospital, she and Lisa track Homer and Bart down at the leper colony but discover that they don't want to leave.

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11 - 11
"Faith Off"
1111 BABF06
Original Airdate: 1/16/00

Homer attends a fundraiser for Springfield University, where he is briefly reunited with his old pals Benjamin, Doug and Gary. For old time's sake, the four team up to pull a prank on the dean. When the prank goes tragically awry, Homer is forced to live with its aftermath: A bucket full of super glue gets stuck on his head. Every attempt to remove the bucket fails until the Simpson family attends a religious revival, where a preacher named Brother Faith empowers Bart to remove it. Sensing a new calling, Bart devotes his life to becoming a faith healer. He manages to heal a number of Springfield's residents, but experiences a crisis of faith when he causes Milhouse to be hit by a car. Swearing off faith healing for good, Bart is forced into it again when a field goal kicker for Springfield University injures his ankle during an important game. Does Bart really have the power to heal him? Or will Springfield U lose the big game? Bart had better have faith and the team doctor had better have some morphine.

Guest Stars: Don Cheadle as Brother Faith; Joe Montegna as Fat Tony

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11 - 12
"The Mansion Family"
1112 BABF08
Original Airdate: 1/23/00

After receiving an award for being Springfield's oldest citizen, Mr. Burns decides to take a trip with Mr. Smithers to the Mayo Clinic for a complete check-up. While he's away, he asks the Simpson family to look after his mansion. Right away, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa begin to act like snotty millionaires, sliding down the banister, riding a horse down the hallway, scratching their butts with the good silverware and so on. All goes well until Homer decides to throw a party aboard Mr. Burns' prized yacht, Gone Fission, and invites Moe, Barney, Lenny and Carl along. Meanwhile, at the Mayo Clinic, Mr. Burns goes through a series of painful and invasive tests that yield some pretty shocking results: It turns out that Mr. Burns has every disease known to man and a few new ones that haven't been discovered yet. Luckily, all of the diseases cancel each other out and Burns remains the picture of health, sort of. Back on the boat, Homer and his buddies are taken hostage by a group of pirates who throw them overboard. As luck would have it, the group survives and Homer returns to his family just as Burns returns home. Marge and Lisa have cleaned the house so there is no evidence of the Simpson family's messy stay and everything goes back to normal.

Guest Star: Britney Spears as herself

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11 - 13
"Saddlesore Galactica"
1113 BABF09
Original Airdate: 2/06/00

During a trip to the State Fair, Homer and Bart save a diving horse named Duncan. To help pay for the horse's food and care, Homer tries to train Duncan to be a field goal kicker, but NFL regulations specifically ban the use of horses in professional football. As Homer curses the NFL and their draconian rulebook, Bart comes up with the idea of turning Duncan into a racehorse. With a pajama-clad Bart as his jockey, Duncan loses his first race. Bart and Homer are the laughingstocks of the racing community, but after giving Duncan a Rodman-esque makeover as a bad-boy rebel renamed Furious D, they take the racing world by storm. Furious D intimidates all his competitors with his dyed hair and nose ring. Miraculously, Furious D and Bart become champions. After a race, Homer is ambushed by crazed, singing jockeys who reveal themselves to be magical elves who live in an underground lair. The jockeys tell Homer that if Bart doesn't lose the big Springfield Derby, they'll eat his brains. Terrified, Homer tries to convince Bart to throw the race. Bart refuses and he and Furious D go on to win it all. But the victory is brief as the murderous elves pursue Homer, Bart and Duncan as they flee the racetrack and try to make it home. It's up to Marge and her trusty garden hose to stop the elves before they can dine on what's left of Homer's brains. Homer throws out the elves with the trash and the family says goodbye to Duncan, who gets put out to stud.

Guest Star: Randy Bachman and Fred Turner of Bachman Turner Overdrive as themselves.

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11 - 14
"Alone Again Natura-Diddily"
1114 BABF10
Original Airdate: 2/13/00

Tragedy strikes Springfield as one of the town's most beloved citizens dies in a freak car-racing accident. During a walk through the Springfield bird sanctuary, the Simpson family discovers a new auto-racing track. On the track's opening day, all of Springfield gathers to see the racing action. During a routine T-shirt promotion during the intermission, Maude Flanders is knocked from atop the stadium bleachers and crashes to her death. After a brief, poignant funeral, Ned must learn to pick up the pieces of his shattered life. Homer tries his best to help his neighbor, even going as far as pushing the still-grieving Ned back into the dating scene. After a series of dates that run the gamut from bad to horrible, Ned resigns himself to being alone. But in his darkest hour, he draws some inspiration from Rachel Jordan, the lead singer of a Christian rock band. Touched by Rachel's talent and beauty, Ned takes his first small step toward happiness.

Guest Star: Shawn Colvin as Rachel Jordan

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11 - 15
"Missionary Impossible"
1115 BABF11
Original Airdate: 2/20/00

Homer anonymously pledges $10,000 to PBS to save Do Shut Up, his favorite British sitcom. When Betty White and her PBS cronies track him down, Homer is forced to flee for his life. Seeking sanctuary at the Springfield Community Church, Homer begs Reverend Lovejoy to save him from the violent PBS posse that has grown to include Mr. Rogers, the Teletubbies, and Oscar the Grouch. Reverend Lovejoy smuggles Homer out of the Church parking lot inside a bag labeled "Children's Letters to God" and deposits him on a Christian Relief plane bound for the South Pacific. When he arrives on a lush tropical island, Homer is forced to act as a missionary, teaching the ways of the Lord to the natives. Back in Springfield, Bart becomes the man of the house and takes Homer's place at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Mr. Burns pokes Bart with a stick for over an hour during his first day on the job. On the island, Homer brings civilization to the natives in the form of casino gambling and beer. But Homer's newly opened Lucky Savage Casino does not lead to progress. Instead, it leads to violence and alcoholism. Attempting to repent for his mistake, Homer tries to finish the construction of the island's first chapel. After he completes the building with the help of the natives, Homer and a native girl he has named Lisa, Jr. ring the church bell so loudly that they cause an earthquake. The earthquake opens up a fissure in the island's floor that unleashes a deadly river of lava. Will Homer and Lisa, Jr. survive? It's up to Bart--and a well-placed phone call to FOX--to save the day.

Guest Star: Betty White as herself

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11 - 16
"Pygmoelian"
1116 BABF12
Original Airdate: 2/27/00

Moe competes for top honors at a Duff Beer festival and wins a chance to appear in a Duff calendar. When the calendar finally comes out, Moe's face is covered with a giant sticker due to his hideous ugliness. Despondent, Moe goes in for some much-needed plastic surgery and emerges from the operation with a smooth, handsome face. After settling some old scores with people who've wronged him, Moe heads over to the TV studio, where he confronts the producer of It Never Ends, a soap opera he once tried out for. Because of his new face, Moe is hired on the spot and made a regular on the series. But when Moe and Homer discover that Moe's character is about to be written off, they sabotage the entire show by revealing top secret plot points for the next year. The producers fire Moe and then, in a freak accident, a set piece falls on Moe's face, destroying all of his doctor's hard work. After that, it's back to Moe's Tavern for Springfield's least comely bartende.

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11 - 17
"Bart to the Future"
1117 BABF13
Original Airdate: 3/13/00

During a family outing to an Indian-owned casino, Bart sees a vision of his future courtesy of the wise Native American casino magnate. Flash forward thirty years: Bart is crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, trying his hardest to make it as a rock guitarist. His sister has just been elected the first straight woman President of the United States and when Bart gets evicted for not paying rent, he decides it's time to pay Lisa a little visit at her new home. Bart moves into the White House, which is already overrun by Homer and Marge and Maggie, Jr., Maggie's beautiful baby girl. As Lisa begins her Presidency, Bart makes a total nuisance of himself, interrupting press conferences to promote his demo tape, setting off the Secret Service with his Frisbee, and using an official Presidential helicopter to fly in Ralph Wiggum to hang out and drink beer. Lisa and her top advisor, Milhouse, decide to send Bart on a wild goose chase to get rid of him. But when Bart discovers the plot, he is hurt and offended. Returning to the White House, he finds Lisa in a critical meeting with other leaders of the free world, begging them not to collect the loans they gave to her financially strapped country. Bart, who is by now an expert at dodging creditors, helps Lisa fend off their demands and saves the day. Back in the present, Bart realizes that he can change his future if he tries and goes off with Lisa and tells her all about his vision.

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11 - 18
"Days of Wine and D'Ohses"
1118 BABF14
Original Airdate: 4/09/00

After Homer accidentally sets fire to the backyard, he takes refuge in Moe's, where Barney is busy complaining that his friends missed his birthday. Homer reminds Barney that he threw him a party and shows him a video of the drunken birthday boy to prove it. Barney is so embarrassed he vows to quit drinking and take the helicopter lessons Moe bought him for his birthday. Meanwhile, back at the Simpson house, Bart and Lisa enter a competition to create a new cover for the Springfield phone book. Finding an old camera, they set out to snap the winning photo. But while taking a picture from a scenic outlook, a stray flash bulb creates a brush fire, leaving Bart and Lisa trapped while a fire rages all around them. A newly sober Barney is the only man who can save them.

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11 - 19
"Kill the Alligator and Run"
1119 BABF16
Original Airdate: 4/30/00

A self-help test gone wrong convinces Homer he has only four more years to live. The weight of the news begins to unravel what little sanity he had left and the Plant psychiatrist recommends a long vacation. But as the Simpson family arrives in Florida for Homer's recovery, they realize the state has been invaded by Spring Breakers. Despite Marge's best efforts to keep him in his hotel room, Homer manages to escape and make it to a Kid Rock concert. But when the Spring Breakers leave, Homer refuses to let the party end. After renting an airboat, Homer accidentally runs over the alligator Captain Jack, a local legend. The sheriff promptly arrests the whole family and locks them in jail. But thanks to Homer's quick thinking, they manage to escape.

Guest Star: Robert Evans, Kid Rock, and Joe C as themselves

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11 - 20
"Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
1120 BABF15
Original Airdate: 5/07/00

During an outing at the mall, Homer gets his eyes examined while Marge and Lisa shop for items Bart will need for his camping trip. Seeing a film about tango dancers, Lisa is inspired to get dance lessons. Lisa, however, does not prove to be the most talented of dancers. Her role in an upcoming dance recital: curtain puller. Lisa is crushed. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse sneak out of their camping trip and decide to spend a week in the mall. Hiding out in an air vent until the mall closes the boys stuff themselves silly with candy, cookies and play with all the toys. The next morning Chief Wiggum is called in to investigate. Thinking he is on the trail of an enormous rat, Wiggum tries to catch them using various traps and tricks. Meanwhile, with a little help from Professor Frink, Lisa becomes the star of the recital.

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11 - 21
"It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
1121 BABF16
Original Airdate: 5/14/00

One morning on the way to school, Otto takes the bus on a short detour to propose to his girlfriend Becky through the drive-in window of the restaurant where she works. Bart persuades Marge to have the wedding in their backyard, and everything goes well until Otto insists on playing the heavy metal music Becky hates so much. The marriage is over as soon as it starts and Becky winds up living with the Simpsons as she tries to put her life back together. Soon, it becomes clear that Becky is becoming competition for Marge in the home, baking, teaching the kids karate, and helping them with homework. It's only a matter of time before Marge snaps and tries to take back her life--by force.

Guest Star: Parker Posey as Becky

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11 - 22
"Behind the Laughter"
1122 BABF17
Original Airdate: 5/21/00
A special behind-the-scenes look at the ups and downs of "the first family of American laughter." As the story unfolds, we learn of Homer Simpsons' humble beginnings and the demo tape that made him famous. Unable to get his videotape seen by any big time network execs, the family turns to FOX. The Simpsons quickly became an enormous hit, the future looking bright. But success comes at a great price and all the baggy pants in MC Hammer's old house can't save the family from themselves. Homer's addiction to painkillers, the tax problems, Bart's reckless behavior - it all spelled trouble for the show and the family. How did they ever pull through? With style and class. And a little help from their friends.

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12 - 01
"Treehouse of Horror XI"
1201 BABF21
Original Airdate: 11/01/00

Our first fright comes when Homer's horoscope is a real horror show. "Today you will die," it says, but somehow Homer manages to avoid death at every turn. That is, until dinner turns deadly. After choking on some broccoli, Homer passes to the afterlife. To get into heaven, he has 24 hours to do a good deed. Unfortunately helping old ladies cross the street isn't going to cut it.
The second screamer is a fairy tale that may not end happily ever after. The Simpsons' pumpkin home is falling apart. And it doesn't help that Homer was just fired. While Marge tries to figure out how to feed the children, Homer finds an easy solution - throw them in the woods. Bart and Lisa run into even bigger trouble when they find themselves caught in a gingerbread house where a nice old lady wants to have them for supper… literally.
And our final spook comes when the Simpsons see a dolphin show at their local Marine World. Lisa feels bad for a poor dolphin Snorky. But when Lisa sets Snorky free, she unwittingly aids the cause of a dolphin revolution that threatens humanity.
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12 - 02
"A Tale of Two Springfields"
1202 BABF20
Original Airdate: 11/05/00

When Bart discovers a badger has taken up residence in Santa's Little Helper's doghouse, Bart and Lisa try to lure him out. After consulting WhatBadgersEat.com and Homer, they decide to call animal control. Dialing the number, Homer runs into trouble when it turns out the area code for half of Springfield has been changed. After Phoney McRingRing and other executives fail to quell the town's fears, area code and class rivalries split Springfield in two. And when Homer becomes mayor of New Springfield, his plan to build a wall between the two towns doesn't solve any problems. The Who might be the only thing to bring the two towns together again.

Guest Stars: Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey and John Entwistle of the Who as themselves.
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12 - 03
"Insane Clown Poppy"
1203 BABF17
Original Airdate: 11/12/00

When Homer and Bart spend the day doing chores there's bound to be some fireworks - literally. Fixing Lisa's VCR with firecrackers backfires and the two are forced to make it up to her with a trip to the Festival of Books. At the festival Krusty is signing his new memoirs. And who is waiting for a signature but his long lost daughter, Sophie, the product of a Gulf War romantic liaison. Sophie wants to have Krusty in her life, but Krusty isn't so sure. When their day at the beach is no day at the beach, Krusty enlists Homer as his mentor in fatherhood. No wonder they end up nearly getting killed by the mob.

Guest Stars: Drew Barrymore as Sophie; Joe Mantagna as Fat Tony
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12 - 04
"Lisa the Treehugger"
1204 CABF01
Original Airdate: 11/19/00

Lisa joins up with a militant environmental group called Dirt First and wages war on corporate polluters. Finally, Lisa has a found a cause worth fighting for. Also, Jesse, the leader of Dirt First, is a totally cute non-threatening teenage boy. Feeling challenged by Jesse's intense beliefs and cute hair, Lisa decides to camp out in an ancient redwood tree to stop deforestation. Lisa prevents the loggers from destroying the tree. But when she sneaks down for one night, the tree is struck by lightning, making Lisa a martyr for Dirt First. Lisa has to decide what's more important: being a symbol for the environmental movement or being honest.

Guest Star: Joshua Jackson as Jesse
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12 - 05
"Homer vs. Dignity"
1205 CABF04
Original Airdate: 11/19/00

In celebration of Bart's first 'A' the Simpsons go out for a nice dinner. Unfortunately, Homer's credit card is rejected and the family realizes their finances might be in more trouble than they thought. So, on the advice of a financial planner, Homer asks Mr. Burns for a raise. Lucky for him, Smithers is off to New Mexico for the production of his Malibu Stacy musical, leaving Mr. Burns in quick need of a new henchman. Promoted to Executive Assistant in Charge of Hi-jinks, Homer begins playing practical jokes at Mr. Burns prompting. For every nasty trick Homer plays on an unsuspecting sucker in Springfield, Burns pays him handsomely. Things get a little rough when Burns convinces Homer to dress up as a panda and make "friends" with a real panda at the Springfield Zoo. Realizing his dignity is worth more than money, Homer decides to quit the hi-jinks business.
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12 - 06
"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
1206 CABF02
Original Airdate: 11/26/00

After Homer realizes he's missed out on the computer revolution, he buys the nicest model a fifth mortgage can buy. However, when his web site fails to attract any attention, Homer begins calling himself Mr. X and becomes Springfield's number one source for dubious news and questionable scandals. His first scoop reveals Mayor Quimby's secret pool and his second brings down Apu's phony donut cartel. After winning the Pulitzer Prize for his journalistic dynamite, however, Mr. X's popularity wanes. In a desperate attempt to rekindle interest, Homer starts really making up the news. But when he accidentally stumbles upon a dangerous secret, he finds himself kept prisoner on a strange island occupied by other prisoners. Homer's best attempts to get back home only land the entire family on the island.
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12 - 07
"The Great Money Caper"
1207 CABF03
Original Airdate: 12/10/00
Bart becomes obsessed with magic after the family attends dinner at a magic theme restaurant. On the way home from the restaurant, a sturgeon falls from the sky onto the hood of the car, crushing it like a can. When Homer gets the bill, he takes Bart on the road with his magic act in a desperate attempt to raise some cash. While the act proves a failure, Bart manages to score some big money after Homer abandons him. Knowing a good thing when they see it, Bart and Homer begin conning Springfield's citizens out of their money using a series of confidence scams. However, when Grandpa Simpson joins them on the biggest heist of their short career, they run into trouble.
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12 - 08
"Skinner's Sense of Snow"
1208 CABF06
Original Airdate: 12/17/00

The Simpson family attends Cirque du Puree, a snooty French circus. During the show, a massive snow storm strikes Springfield, blanketing the entire town under piles of snow. The next morning, Bart and Lisa are horrified to learn that Springfield Elementary is still in session. After a treacherous bus ride to school and a day spent watching "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was," the students and a cheery Principal Skinner find that they have been snowed in. Under Skinner's martial law, the students are forced to suffer through a night at school. Despite Homer and Flanders' best efforts to save the kids from their slow torture, Bart and the rest manage to make their unbearable situation a little more livable by capturing Skinner and taking over the school. As de facto leader, Bart runs the school with an iron fist until Homer and Flanders, with a little help from sodium chloride, save the day.
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12 - 09
"HOMR"
1209 CABF22
Original Airdate: 12/24/00

Homer takes Bart and Lisa to the "Sick, Twisted, and Totally F***ed Up Animation Festival" where they sample some of the most cutting edge cartoons from around the world. During a workshop, Homer becomes fascinated by an electronic device that renders cartoons from human movements called the Animotion machine. Later, he invests the family's life savings in the company and loses all their money. To make back some cash, Homer becomes a human guinea pig. During one experiment, the scientists find a crayon lodged in his brain-the cause of Homer's slow wit. After the crayon is removed, Homer becomes smarter. Soon, he discovers that being intelligent doesn't make people like you any more. He decides to return the crayon to his brain and become his old self again. Lisa is disappointed to lose the new, smarter Homer, however she knows that he's wise enough to continue loving her.
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12 - 10
"Pokeymom"
1210 CABF05
Original Airdate: 1/14/10
While attending a prison rodeo with the family, Marge is struck by the painting talents of a sensitive prisoner named Jack. Later, she decides to teach an art class at the prison and eventually helps Jack get parole. With Jack released in her custody, Marge sets him up with a job painting a "Puma Pride" mural at Springfield Elementary School. Jack angers Principal Skinner by painting a shocking Heavy Metal-style mural which he is forced to paint over. When the new mural mysteriously catches on fire, all fingers point to the newly-released prisoner. Marge and Jack have a heart-to-heart and she tries, one last time, to help him.
Guest Star: Michael Keaton as Jack
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12 - 11
"Worst Episode Ever"
1211 CABF08
Original Airdate: 2/04/00

When Bart wins a $50 bet with Homer, he and Milhouse go on a spending spree through Springfield. After blowing most of their wad at the Kwik-e-Mart, they hit the Android's Dungeon for some comic book action. But when they screw up Comic Book Guy's biggest deal ever, they are banned from the store for life. Special FX guru Tom Savini is making an appearance at the store that night and Bart and Milhouse are forced to watch the amazing gore with their noses pressed against the glass of the store window. During the show, Comic Book Guy has a heart attack and must be hospitalized. While he's away, Bart and Milhouse take over the store. They discover Comic Book Guy's bootleg video library and open it to the public for profit. Comic Book Guy and Agnes Skinner find love together, but their relationship is threatened after the police raid the Android's Dungeon.

Guest Star: Tom Savini as himself
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12 - 12
"Tennis the Menace"
1212 CABF07
Original Airdate: 2/11/01

When Homer installs a tennis court, he and Marge become quite popular in the Springfield social scene. Marge soon learns, however, that the town mocks them for always losing on their own court. She dumps Homer in favor of Bart for an upcoming doubles tournament and wins. Hurt, yet set on revenge, Homer enlists Lisa's help to play against their family members in Krusty's celebrity event. At the tournament, Homer befriends tennis ace Venus Williams, changes her last name to Simpson and bumps Lisa courtside. Marge protests and gets Bart replaced by Serena Williams. It's not long before Marge and Homer are bumped by Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi, relegating the entire family to the bench.

Guest Stars: Venus Williams, Serena Williams, Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras as themselves
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12 - 13
"Day of the Jackanapes"
1213 CABF10
Original Airdate: 2/18/01

Krusty the Clown decides to retire after his show is eclipsed by the popular game show "Me Wantee." During a farewell interview with Kent Brockman, the funnyman reveals that he accidentally erased the tapes of his first ten years on the air. When news of his erasure from the Krusty canon reaches Sideshow Bob in prison, Bob vows to get revenge. Upon his release from prison, he comes up with the ultimate revenge plot: hypnotize Bart Simpson and program him to kill Krusty during his farewell show. The night of the
show, all of Springfield turns up to honor the retiring clown, including Bart, who has been strapped with explosives. Bob programmed Bart to blow Krusty up when he hears a special trigger phrase. However, at the last minute, Bob has second thoughts and attempts to interrupt his violent plan.

Special Guest: Kelsey Grammar as Sideshow Bob
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12 - 14
"New Kids on the Blecch"
1214 CABF12
Original Airdate: 2/25/01

After cheating in the Springfield Marathon, Bart becomes the target of an angry mob. He is rescued by L.T. Smash, a boy band creator that wants Bart to be the rebel persona in his newest group. Bart, ready for stardom, joins Milhouse, Ralph and Nelson to form "The Party Posse". After getting some tips from the band 'N Sync, their first single and video debuts. Lisa soon discovers that the song contains hidden recruitment messages for the U.S. Navy. Things become chaotic when the Navy pulls the plug on "Project Boy Band", sending L.T. on a mission of vengeance. The Party Posse must team up with 'N Sync to help capture L.T. and restore order to Springfield.

Guest Star: 'N Sync as themselves
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12 - 15
"Hungry Hungry Homer"
1215 CABF09
Original Airdate: 3/04/01

Homer becomes a Good Samaritan after seeing the benefit of helping people. When he attempts to get Lenny a refund on his Springfield Isotopes season tickets, Homer discovers that the baseball team's new owner, Duff Beer, plans to move the team to Albuquerque. Homer tries to rally the town in protest, however, no one believes his allegation. To expose Duff's plan, he stages a hunger strike by chaining himself to a light pole near the stadium. Days later, the Duff Corporation deems Homer their ballpark attraction. They unchain him and tempt his cravings with an Isotope Dog Supreme. Before eating it, Homer realizes that the Southwestern ingredients on the hot dog prove that the team is moving to Albuquerque.

Guest Star: Stacy Keach as Duff the 8th
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12 - 16
"Bye Bye Nerdy"
1216 CABF11
Original Airdate: 3/11/10

Lisa tries to befriend a new student, only to become the target of the girl's violent outbursts. When the bully, Francine, beheads Malibu Stacey, Lisa vows to get to the root of the problem. After scientific research on typical bully targets (i.e. nerds), Lisa discovers that it's the nerd scent that sets off Francine and the other school bullies. Lisa invents an antidote and is hailed a heroine by geeks everywhere. Meanwhile, Homer becomes driven to protect the babies of Springfield with his cheap and easy safety devices - which drives the "injured baby" industry out of business.

Guest Star: Kathy Griffin as Francine
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12 - 17
"Simpsons Safari"
1217 CABF13
Original Airdate: 4/01/10
Tired of constant mistreatment, the bag boys of Springfield go on strike, creating a grocery shortage. In Homer's frantic search for food, he unearths a thirty-year-old box of animal crackers in the attic. He bites into a giraffe but is surprised to find that it's made of solid gold - which means he's just won an African safari for the entire family. Once in Africa, the family is awed by the majestic scenery, wildlife and colorful local customs. However, during a dance ceremony, the family is chased by an enraged hippo and must flee via a raging river. Lost and weary, the Simpsons are saved by friendly chimps. They return the favor by fighting off poachers and freeing the chimps from the control of an evil scientist.
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12 - 18
"Trilogy of Error"
1218 CABF14
Original Airdate: 4/29/01

Three, intertwining tales offer different perspectives on a day in the life of the Simpsons. First, Homer's attempt to steal a freshly baked brownie results in Marge accidentally cutting off his thumb. They must race to the hospital to have it reattached. In the meantime, Lisa can't find her bike and is left without a ride to school on the day of the big science fair. Her invention, a robot that corrects grammar, can't win first prize unless she enters on time. In her numerous attempts to get to school, she eventually crosses paths with the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse uncover a stash of fireworks. When Chief Wiggum catches up to them, he enlists their help in an undercover sting operation, with explosive results. As the mayhem of the day unfolds, it becomes clear how the actions of each family member
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12 - 19
"I'm Goin' to Praise Land"
1219 CABF15
Original Airdate: 5/06/01

When Ned is reunited with an old crush named Rachael, he starts to believe that he is finally ready to date again. But after he tries to mold Rachael into Maude's image, he realizes he needs to break his obsession with his departed wife. Ned asks the Simpsons to go through Maude's things. Homer is quick to put everything in the wood chipper, but Maude's sketchbook survives - revealing her dream of creating a Christian amusement park. As a final tribute, and with help from the Simpsons, Ned creates "Praise Land." The squeaky clean park is a bomb, until a miracle occurs in front of the huge Maude statue. Paid visits to "Miracle Maude" raise tons of cash for the orphanage, but Ned soon discovers that a gas leak is responsible for everyone's so-called visions. Even though the park is shut down, the experience helps Ned put the past behind him - and ask Rachael out on another date.

Guest Star: Shawn Colvin
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12 - 20
"Children of a Lesser Clod"
1220 CABF16
Original Airdate: 5/13/01

The Simpsons take advantage of one-time-only free classes at the YMCA. While Marge learns self-defense, Homer plays in the "Over 35 Basketball League" and promptly blows out his knee. During surgery, Homer falls off the gurney and injures his back, leaving him unable to work. Bored and lonely, Homer opens a home daycare center to keep himself occupied. To everyone's surprise, "Uncle Homer's Daycare" is a huge success and earns him a nomination at the "Good Guy Awards". Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa become jealous of Homer's attention towards other kids. They decide to edit the award show with some of their home videos. When Homer is presented with his trophy, the sabotaged footage is revealed and exposes him as a "beer-drinking meanie".
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12 - 21
"Simpsons Tall Tales"
1221 CABF17
Original Airdate: 5/20/10

Homer refuses to pay an airport tax for their flight, they hop an illegal train ride and share a railroad car with a singing hobo. The hobo enchants them with tall tales taken from American folklore. He weaves stories about Paul Bunyan (Homer) saving the earth from a meteor, Connie Appleseed (Lisa) turning settlers onto the health benefits of apples, and the lesser-known adventures of Tom Sawyer (Bart) and Huck Finn.
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13 - 01
"Treehouse of Horror XII"
1301 CABF19
Original Airdate: 11/06/01

A Simpsons Halloween to never forget!
The first cryptic tale brings the family to "Ethnictown" where Homer angers a gypsy who then places a curse bringing bad luck to everyone but him. Marge grows a beard, Lisa turns into half of a horse and Bart's neck becomes rubbery. To break the curse, Homer captures a leprechaun, only the leprechaun falls in love with the gypsy and winds up marrying her.

The second scary story pays homage to 2001 as Marge decides to purchase the Ultrahouse 3000, a futuristic house (Pierce Brosnan) with homicidal tendencies that controls every aspect of the family's lives. When the House falls in love with Marge, it attempts to kill Homer and take his place.

The final Halloween Haunt finds the Simpsons in a Harry Potter-esque existence, with the kids learning sorcery at a wizard school. Montymort and his sidekick Slithers, try to take Lisa's essence only to be out-dueled by Bart.
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13 - 02
"The Parent Rap"
1302 CABF22
Original Airdate: 11/09/01

When Homer makes Bart and Milhouse walk to school, the boys get into trouble and are arrested for stealing Chief Wiggum's squad car. Milhouse gets off but when Bart comes to the bench, Judge Constance Harm (Jane Kaczmarek) takes over and lays down the law. She holds Homer responsible for Bart's deeds and sentences he and Bart to be tethered together.

Marge finally gets fed up with the punishment and cuts the rope. Only now, she and Homer get brought back before Judge Harm and have their heads and hands locked up in old-fashioned wooden stocks. Not being able to bare the punishment any longer, they break free and decide to get back at the judge. When the plan goes awry, they accidentally sink the Judge's houseboat and are once again brought into court. Just as Judge Harm is ready to bang her gavel, Judge Schneider comes back from his fishing trip and declares a verdict of "boys will be boys," dismissing the case.
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13 - 03
"Homer the Moe"
1303 CABF20
Original Airdate: 11/09/01

When Moe becomes too depressed for his own good, he decides to leave Springfield for his alma mater. In doing so, he leaves the bar in Homer's care, who subsequently turns it into more of a sty then it already was. While at bartending school, Moe consults a former professor and comes back to Springfield with a renewed sense of spirit. Moe decides to tear down the old bar and hires a foreign decorator to create a whole new look. The new bar is called "M" and features a snobbish clientele and more expensive drinks.

Feeling betrayed by his friend, Homer decides to open a bar in his own garage under the auspices of a hunting club. Moe eventually realizes that the new glitz and glamour of the new place can't replace the dank of his old friends. So he goes for a walk and overhears the sounds from Homer's garage where REM is playing a tribute concert. He tells Homer that the only way he can stay open as a hunting club though is to actually go hunting. Homer goes out the next day and tries to kill a turkey but accidentally shoots Moe instead.

To reconcile, Homer brings his family to Moe's for Thanksgiving dinner. He never kills a turkey, but REM joins them and brings over a tofu Thanksgiving feast.
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13 - 04
"Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
1304 CABF18
Original Airdate: 12/02/01

When the family goes to a Chinese restaurant in China Town, Homer is disappointed by the unoriginal and lame fortunes from the fortune cookies. Homer impresses the restaurant owner with his own brand of fortunes and is hired as a writer. From one of his fortunes, Mr. Burns is told that he will find true love. When he's being given a ticket by female cop Gloria, he decides to ask her out. Initially, Gloria feels that Mr. Burns is too old for her, but when Homer tells her about all of Burns' exploits, she begins falling for him.

Mr. Burns continues dating Gloria and has Homer come along on their dates to support in a "youthful" way. While bowling, Mr. Burns decides to propose to Gloria and she accepts. When Burns goes to buy champagne, Gloria and Homer are kidnapped by her ex-boyfriend Snake. Snake takes them to his hideout where he ties she and Homer to chairs and tries to win her back. The police arrive and there's a standoff. When Homer inadvertently catches on fire, the whole place goes up in ablaze, leaving Gloria trapped inside. When Burns sees her trapped, he musters up enough energy to save her. Only when they come out, Gloria realizes that she's still attracted to Snake's bad boy image, leaving Mr. Burns loveless again.
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13 - 05
"The Blunder Years"
1305 CABF21
Original Airdate: 12/09/01

When Homer brings the family out for a nice dinner and a show, a hypnotist inadvertently conjures up repressed memories from Homer's past and causes him to scream uncontrollably. Realizing that he's been traumatized by some horrific event in his past, Marge gives him a special Yaqui Indian tea to sharpen his memory. Homer recounts when he was 12 and went on a hiking expedition with Lenny, Carl and Moe.

It turns out that while they were swimming in a quarry, Homer happened upon a corpse that fell out of a drainpipe. With the memory now out in the open, Homer is able to stop screaming, but the mystery of the corpse remains. The whole family goes to investigate and when they find the body again, they decide to follow the drainpipe up to its source. They arrive in Mr. Burns' office, where Mr. Burns tells them that the corpse is from Smithers' dad, Waylon Sr. Mr. Burns then shows them a movie about how Smithers' dad died, which was from the constant contact with radiation.
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13 - 06
"She of Little Faith"
1306 DABF02
Original Airdate: 12/16/01

Homer and Bart build a model rocket together but lose control of it as it burns down the church. Without any money for repairs, the church decides to sell out to corporate sponsors: mainly Mr. Burns. Lisa is appalled by the shameless display of billboards and corporate monikers emblazoned on the church walls and finally decides to simply quit the church for good. She decides to test out new religions and finally happens upon a Buddhist temple.

Lisa becomes enamored with the easy-going approach to enlightenment and decides to take Buddhism as her new religion. Her family, worried about her soul, try to bring her back to Christianity by subtly dropping Christian innuendo. Lisa realizes that Buddhism allows for the celebration of all holidays and finally comes back to her family to celebrate and simply pay "lip-service" to the church.
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13 - 07
"Brawl in the Family"
1307 DABF01
Original Airdate: 1/6/02

While playing a heated game of Monopoly, the family gets into a fight and causes Maggie to call the police. The whole family is arrested and the story makes all the papers. A social worker is assigned to the case and attempts to get everyone to work together as a team and break out of their traditional roles. While on a retreat in the woods, they encounter heavy obstacles, but are ultimately able to overcome, work together and bond as a family. Soaking in the warmth of their new relations, they drive home but find two floozies standing in the driveway. Evidently the family riot story made the papers in Las Vegas and Homer and Flanders' Vegas wives finally track them down.

Ashamed and embarrassed, Marge kicks Homer out of the house, forcing him to sleep in the yard. His second wife decides to settle in, making Homer even more miserable. Eventually, Marge feels sorry for him, and the family decides to work together to get rid of her. Homer gets his trashy wife roaring drunk and gets Grandpa to marry her, annulling his own marriage.
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13 - 08
"Sweets and Sour Marge"
1308 DABF03
Original Airdate: 1/20/02

After buying the Duff Book Of World Records at a library book sale, Homer is inspired to set a record of his own. He rounds up all of Springfield and decides to build the world's tallest human pyramid. Just as the town is ready to accomplish the feat, the pyramid tumbles down and creates a massive rolling ball that finally comes to rest on a truck scale. The Duff representatives see the scale and determine that Springfield is pound for pound the fattest town on earth.

Disgusted by the flatulence, Marge decides to go on a crusade to stop the sugar onslaught on the town. She hires a lawyer and wins a class-action lawsuit against big sugar. The Judge then decrees that sugar be banned from Springfield for life. The town up in arms, Homer becomes a sugar bootlegger and starts smuggling sugar into town. When he brings in his big score, Marge implores him to dump the load, but when she realizes how sugar makes everyone in town happy, she gives up her crusade and the judge rescinds his decree.
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13 - 09
"Jaws Wired Shut"
1309 DABF05
Original Airdate: 1/27/02

While running rampant through Springfield, Homer accidentally smashes into a new statue of Dredrick Tatum, the heavyweight champion of the world, and breaks his jaw. Dr. Hibbert wires his jaw shut to allow it to heal, and forces Homer to shut his mouth…for once. Because he can't speak, Homer is forced to listen to his family for the first time. To everyone's surprise, Homer is surprisingly good at listening to their problems/concerns and creates harmony in the family.

When he finally gets the wires off, he remains the good listener. Marge steadily begins going crazy as Homer is now the voice of reason in the family. She begins coming loose at the seams and needs an outlet. She decides to take matters into her own hands and fulfill one of Homer's dreams for herself: driving in a demolition derby. Except when she's in the ring, she begins getting pummeled by the other cars. Homer is forced to lose his gentile side and revert back to old-Homer to save the day and ultimately the marriage itself.
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13 - 10
"Half-Decent Proposal"
1310 DABF04
Original Airdate: 2/10/02

Homer's snoring reaches epic proportions and is driving Marge insane. The lack of sleep begins weighing down on her so she takes Homer to Dr. Hibbert to get him looked at. The surgery option is too expensive so Marge ends up sleeping at Patty and Selma's so she can get some much needed rest. While there, she catches a news report about the success of her high school prom date, Artie Ziff. In a drunken blunder, Marge emails Artie a sexified letter. Upon receiving the email, Artie immediately gets in his helicopter and flies to the Simpsons house.

Artie takes the whole family to his yacht and makes Homer a proposal. He offers $1 million to spend a weekend with Marge. Homer and Marge throw the offer in Artie's face, but when Homer's snoring becomes uncontrollable, Marge is forced to give in, needing the money for the surgery. Homer is devastated by the decision, and spies on a party that Artie throws in Marge's honor. Homer sees them kiss, but misses the part when Marge throws Artie off of her. Homer, crushed, leaves home and goes to work in an oil field in West Springfield. Just as death seems imminent for Homer, Marge flies in on Artie's helicopter and rescues him from a burning rig. They're reunited but they refuse Artie's money. Instead, Marge buys Homer Artie's latest invention, which converts his snoring into sweet music (with subliminal messages).
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13 - 11
"The Bart Wants What It Wants"
1311 DABF06
Original Airdate: 2/17/02

Greta Wolfcastle (Reese Witherspoon) gets a crush on Bart, and the whole family begins enjoying the royal treatment her father, Rainier, provides them. After getting used to the lifestyle of the rich and famous, the Simpsons' privileges are revoked once Bart bores of Greta and breaks up with her. Trying to lure Bart back, Greta pretends to have a crush on Milhouse to provoke Bart's jealousy. Her plan works, but when Greta takes Milhouse to Canada with her for a movie her father is in, Bart loses it and lures his whole family to come to Canada as well. While on the set, Bart confronts Milhouse and they get into a fight, crashing into sets and ruining props. Greta's plan, clearly worked, but Bart's attempts are unrequited as she loses interest in both of them.

Wolfgang Puck also guest stars.
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13 - 12
"The Lastest Gun in the West"
1312 DABF07
Original Airdate: 2/24/02

Bart befriends an elderly cowboy who was once a Big Screen Legend, a la John Wayne. The cowboy becomes Bart's new idol, and soon all of Springfield's children are renewing their interest in the Old West. Of course Homer is jealous of Bart's new hero and tries repeatedly and unsuccessfully to win Bart back. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa help the cowboy regain his fame by booking him on Krusty's show. Unfortunately, the cowboy is a drunkard and when a bad bout of stage fright kicks in, he turns to the ol drink. He's subsequently humiliated when he's forced to admit he's an alcoholic. Down, but not out, the cowboy redeems himself by restoring order at the scene of a bank robbery and lassoing the robbers with his classic lasso trickery.

Dennis Weaver guest stars.
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13 - 13
"The Old Man and the Key"
1313 DABF09
Original Airdate: 3/10/02

When a sultry new woman takes up residence in his retirement home, Grandpa is determined to win her affections by impressing her with his driving skills. Grandpa convinces Homer to let him borrow the car, and he proceeds to make a mess of the town's roads. Although he impresses the new old gal, he's still forced to compete with the younger Casa Nova of the retirement home.

When the younger man takes Grandpa's new girl on a road trip, Grandpa "kidnaps" Bart, taking him on the road to win back the woman from the arms of the other man. Of course in the end, he's unsuccessful in his attempts, but he and Bart are able to bond through the experience.
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13 - 14
"Tales from the Public Domain"
1314 DABF08
Original Airdate: 3/17/02

When Homer gets a notice from the library that he has a book of classic tales that's years overdue, he finds it on the shelf and begins reading aloud.

The first tale chronicles Homer as Odysseus and the battle of Troy. Ned is the King of Troy and Homer brings the Trojan Horse into the castle and slaughters the lot of them. But on his return home, he angers the gods and they send him off course where he encounters the sirens (Selma and Patty) as well as a trip through Hades and an encounter with a Cyclops. He finally makes it home to his wife Penelope (Marge).

The second tale follows Lisa as Joan of Arc as she attempts to lead the French over the English in the Hundred Years War. Although laughed at first, Joan (Lisa) valiantly leads the French army to victory after victory. But when she's caught by the English - she's brought to trial and burned at the stake for witchcraft.

The final tale follows the story of Hamlet (Bart). Hamlet's uncle Claudius (Moe) kills his father (Homer) and marries his mother (Marge). When Hamlet has a play put on to make Claudius feel guilty, Claudius realizes that Hamlet knows what he did and tries to kill him as well. When Hamlet tries to kill Claudius, he kills Polonius (Chief Wiggam) accidentally and causes Laertes (Ralph) to avenge his father's death against Hamlet. Hamlet winds up killing both Laertes and Claudius and the kingdom is returned to its rightful state.
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13 - 15
"Blame it on Lisa"
1315 DABF10
Original Airdate: 3/31/02

Marge is on a campaign to bring down the phone company because she's convinced they are billing them for calls the family didn't make. When Lisa sheepishly admits that she's been calling Brazil to check up on an orphan she's been sponsoring, the whole family decides to head down to Rio de Janeiro for a visit.

Upon arrival, Homer is promptly kidnapped and forces the family to come up with ransom money. Not able to raise the proper capital, Homer begrudgingly calls Mr. Burns for the money and gets deeper into debt with his demonic boss. The family is finally reunited and the orphan it turns out is doing quite well and has a job performing at Carnivalè.
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13 - 16
"Weekend at Burnsies"
1316 DABF11
Original Airdate: 4/14/02

When Homer is attacked by a mob of crows, he injures his eyes and Dr. Hibbert prescribes him medical marijuana. Homer quickly becomes addicted to the wacky weed though and starts exhibiting all the known traits of pot-headedness: hunger, laziness, mellowed personality, etc.

While looking for someone to laugh at his company's dismal quarterly report, Mr. Burns hires Homer who finds everything funny while he's high. Burns feels that if he makes the report funny, it'll lesson the blow. Unfortunately, a new law is passed that bans the use of medical marijuana and Homer is unable to laugh at any of Mr. Burns' outdated humor.

At the shareholders meeting, Mr. Burns fakes his own death and Homer and Smithers use his body as a puppet to trick the stockholders. The plan works and the plant is saved from another major crisis.
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13 - 17
"Gump Roast"
1317 DABF12
Original Airdate: 4/21/02

In another classic clip show, Homer J. Simpson is the talk of the town as the Springfield Friar's Club decides to "roast" him. All his close friends and even Mr. Burns relay Homer's countless foibles, follies and fables. Just as the roast is about to end however, the two aliens, Kang and Kodos crash the party and threaten to destroy the earth because they can find no innocence or good. It's not until they probe Maggie's mind that they find there are things on earth worth living for. The innocence of a child.
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13 - 18
"I am Furious Yellow"
1318 DABF13
Original Airdate: 4/28/02

When a cartoon animator speaks to Bart's class on career day, Bart gets the idea to make an animated series of his own. After countless efforts and derogatory statements from Comic Book Guy, Bart's attempts at cartooning come to a crashing halt. That is until the biggest character of all inspires him at home: Homer. Bart creates a character based on Homer called "Angry Dad," that chronicles Homer's daily antics via flash animation on the Internet.

Bart's problem however, is that he's running out of material when Homer begins to suppress his rage. As a result, Bart decides to create an elaborate scheme to make Homer go crazy and provide ample fodder for his cartoon. When Homer falls victim to Bart's prank, he becomes so enraged that he turns into a delirious version of the Incredible Hulk and has to be subdued by countless police officers from Springfield's finest. In the end, Homer realizes that keeping all the rage inside can sometimes actually be a bad thing.
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13 - 19
"The Sweetest Apu"
1319 DABF14
Original Airdate: 5/05/02

When Homer accidentally catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, he struggles to keep the news to himself. He eventually tells Marge who forces him to confront Apu. Apu feels ashamed of his infidelity but still doesn't have the courage to tell Manjula. Unfortunately for Apu however, Manjula discovers the security tape from the store and kicks Apu out of the house.

Marge and Homer desperately try to get the couple back together and secretly invite them both over to the house for dinner. Manjula finally agrees to take Apu back, but only after he completes a list of activities she sets out for him, which obviously includes breaking up with his mistress. She eventually lets Apu back into the house, but she says it'll take time to get back to where they were.
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13 - 20
"Little Girl in the Big Ten"
1320 DABF15
Original Airdate: 5/12/02

Lisa befriends some college girls who are unaware of her age. At home with their heady intellectualism and always seeking acceptance, Lisa pretends to be enrolled at their school. She spends most her time on campus while going to great lengths to avoid having her cover blown. When the truth is finally revealed however, she realizes that her old life suited her just fine.

Meanwhile, Bart is relegated to living in a bubble when he's bitten by a contagious mosquito.
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13 - 21
"Frying Game"
1321 DABF16
Original Airdate: 5/19/02

Homer buys Marge a Koi pond as an anniversary present, but the pond becomes a home for a rare screaming caterpillar. The EPA makes Homer responsible for the screamapillar, but when he tries to kill it the court sentences him to do community service.

During his community service Homer meets Mrs. Bellamy, a wealthy old lady, and ends up doing additional odd jobs for her. Homer spends so much time helping Mrs. Bellamy that he neglects his own family. When Marge talks to her about the situation, she ends up working for Mrs. Bellamy too. After a party, they discover Mrs. Bellamy passed out on the floor as a burglar escapes out the window with her diamond necklace. Mrs. Bellamy dies and Homer and Marge are suspected of murder. During a search of the Simpson’s house the police find the missing necklace and Homer and Marge are arrested.

At the trial they are found guilty of murder and are sentenced to die in the electric chair. Homer decides to save Marge, by confessing to the murder. On the day of Homer’s execution, it’s revealed that the whole thing was a scam and part of a new reality show called “Frame Up,” and that Mrs. Bellamy is alive and is actually Carmen Electra in disguise.

GUEST VOICES: CARMEN ELECTRA, FRANCIS STERNHAGEN
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13 - 22
"Papa's Got a Brand New Badge"
1322 DABF17
Original Airdate: 5/22/02

When Homer gets bored - again - he begins listing his vast accomplishments throughout his life. He comes to the realization that he's never worked in security so he decides to start his own security company with Lenny and Carl to help protect the citizens of Springfield.

When Mayor Quimby realizes how inept Wiggum is, he decides to make Homer head of security for the whole city. Unfortunately for Homer, he gets tangled up with the Mafia who try to rub him out of the security business. In the final showdown in front of the Simpson home, Homer stands off with a group of Fat Tony's men. Out of nowhere though, shots are fired as Tony's men are all taken out. Unbeknownst to anyone, Maggie was the one who shot and saved Homer from the Mob.
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14 - 01
"Treehouse of Horrors XIII"
1401 DABF19
Original Airdate: 11/03/02

1) SEND IN THE CLONES – Homer gets a magic hammock that “copies” himself and makes duplicate Homers. Things get out of hand when the army of Homer clones begins wreaking havoc in Springfield.

2) THE FRIGHT TO CREEP AND SCARE HARMS – Lisa fights to have guns banned in Springfield when she sees how many tombstones in the cemeteries belong to shooting victims. Once Springfield complies, however, the town is rendered defenseless against the swarming hordes of gun-toting zombies who come back from the dead to seek revenge.

3) THE ISLAND OF DR. HIBBERT – The Simpsons head for an island vacation hosted by Dr. Hibbert. Only once they arrive do they realize that he’s gone mad and has taken to morphing his visitors (various Springfield residents) into manimals.
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14 - 02
"How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
1402 DABF22
Original Airdate: 11/10/02

When Homer is secretly videotaped complaining about his family during an episode of “Taxicab Conversations,” they send him off to a rock and roll fantasy camp so that he can regroup and try to live his dream.

Once there, he lives the life of a rock star, as taught to him by the likes of Mick Jagger, Elvis Costello, Keith Richards, Brian Setzer, Tom Petty and Lenny Kravitz. When the camp ends after a week, Homer doesn’t want to leave. He just wants to rock.

Mick Jagger then invites Homer to come on stage for a benefit concert they’re giving. Once on stage, Homer realizes that he’s not a star, but just the groups Roadie. Homer decides to then wail on a guitar and introduce the band with a musical number of his own. Mick, Elvis, Keith, Tom, Lenny and Brian try to run Homer off stage and a riot breaks out at the venue.

In the end, the rockers apologize to Homer for their behavior and ask him to come on stage for another benefit concert. Homer declines however, saying that he’s already the rock star of the Simpson family, so there’s no need to go on stage any longer.
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14 - 03
"Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
1403 F55079
Original Airdate: 11/17/02

With the family tired of watching reality television, Bart suggests a satellite dish. Homer has an idea to raise money. Horse racing. Flush with cash, Homer buys a system. Watching hours upon hours of bad TV, Bart neglects to study for the Elementary School Achievement Test. He fails so badly that he gets dropped back to third grade. Meanwhile, Lisa does so well, she gets moved up to third grade.

Haven taken all the tests of third grade before, Bart excels. But Lisa struggles to catch up. On a field trip to Capital City, the class has a project to design a new state flag. Bart sabotages Lisa's design, humiliating her in front of Governor Bailey. Bart and Lisa break into a fight and miss the bus back to Springfield.

Principal Skinner informs Homer and Marge that the kids are missing. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa spend the night in the woods. A family of hillbillies comes across Bart and Lisa and drives them back to Capital City, where they're reunited with Homer and Marge. Principal Skinner tells Bart and Lisa they should return to their respective grades to maintain the status quo.
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14 - 04
"Large Marge"
1404 F55305
Original Airdate: 11/24/02

After winning a bet with Homer on the Dewey/Truman presidential election of 1948, Lisa gets to pick the day's father/daughter activity. She chooses to help build houses for the homeless. After getting paint on his wedding ring, Homer takes it off. Two business women see Homer's bare finger and take to him. Driving past the scene, Marge sees what she thinks is Homer flirting with the women. In fact, he's explaining in detail how Marge gave birth to Bart.

Marge begins to worry that Homer isn't as attracted to her. Manjula advises plastic surgery, and Marge goes under the knife for some liposuction. Waking up, she finds that the doctor accidentally gave her ****** implants instead.

At first, Marge enjoys the attention and her new trade show modeling career. But she eventually tires of the leering and back spasms and gets the breasts removed.
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14 - 05
"Helter Shelter"
1405 F54546
Original Airdate: 12/01/02

Walking through the plant, a section of pipe falls on Homer and damages his brain. Afraid he might sue, Burns offers him the company's skybox tickets for a hockey game. The Simpsons enjoy the luxuries of high sports life, including sushi, hot tubs and massages. Annoyed with the classism, Lisa heads down to ice level to watch the game. She advises a Russian player on how to beat the goalie. He scores and gives her his stick in thanks.

At home, Homer nails Lisa's stick above her bed. During the night, an army of termites pours out of the stick. In the morning, the family finds their house falling apart. An exterminator fumigates the house and tells the Simpsons the house is uninhabitable for six months. Homer decides to move everybody into a hotel. Finding every room in town sold out, the family moves in with Lenny. But he shares a wall with a jai alai court, so they move in with Comic Book Guy. But he freaks them out, so they move into a house on a reality program that simulates life in 1895.

The family has a rough time adjusting to the lack of modern day amenities, but Homer says they have to stick it out because they're on TV. They begin to bond and enjoy their new, austere lives, which TV audiences find boring. The network execs decide a guest star is necessary to revive the show, so they send Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley into the house. That doesn't do it, so the execs pick up the house with a crane attached to a helicopter and dump it into a fast moving river. Eventually, the house goes over a waterfall and washes up on shore. The Simpsons escape just before the house collapses.
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14 - 06
"The Great Louse Detective"
1406 F55310
Original Airdate: 12/15/02

Homer comes in with the mail. He uses the George Foreman mail sorter to find out what's good and what's bad. The bad pile is then grilled into a patty, which Homer eats on a bun. In the good pile is an invitation for the family to spend a free weekend at Stagnant Springs Spa.

Marge enjoys a mud bath and neck massage from turtles. Homer ducks in for a steam. A mystery man sneaks by and turns the steam room thermostat from "Invigorating" to "Murder," and bars the door shut with a wrench. Homer begins to sweat profusely, then passes out. Later, Krusty opens the door. A prune-like Homer falls out.

Marge and Homer tell Wiggum about the attempted murder. He says they need someone who can understand the twisted mind of a murderer to solve this case, so Sideshow Bob is freed from prison.

Bob starts on the case by following Homer around during a normal day. Homer smashes his car and yells at a tow truck driver. Bob tells him not to make any more enemies. Later, at Moe's, it doesn't seem like Bob is over his Bart-killing lust. A hand sticks a pistol inside the door and shoots at Homer, hitting the pickled egg jar. We see a tow truck outside, then hear it start - sounding just like the tow truck from before - and drive off.

At home, Bob makes a dummy Homer and ties it to a line, which makes it look like Homer is walking around the yard. They'll sit and wait to see who the killer is. That night, Moe attacks "Homer" with a baseball bat. Then Patty hits him with a cinder block. Then Willie jams a hoe in his neck. Then Reverend Lovejoy repeatedly kicks him in the crotch. Then the real Homer tackles the dummy and begins punching it, saying, "Once I kill you, everyone will think I'm the real Homer."

Bob thinks Homer should lay low to avoid the killer. At that moment, people come to his house and inform him that he's been named the King of Mardi Gras. Marge says that means he has to ride around on a float all day. He'll be a sitting duck. Bob says the only reason he won is because he was set up. Somebody stuffed the ballot box. He ignores them both and hits the parade route.

Bob wonders how Homer's float is moving if he never heard the engine start. Wiggum says it's running so quiet because some mechanic tuned it up before the parade. Bob begins to piece everything together. The wrench. The truck starting outside Moe's. The greasy smudge on the spa invite envelope. Homer's run in with a tow truck driver.

It turns out that the brakes have been cut on Homer's float. The float races downhill, straight for the Museum of Swordfish. Bob tries to save Homer by shooting himself out of a cannon on the pirate float. In midair, he grabs Homer by his feet and lifts him up right before Homer's throne is impaled on a swordfish. They fly away on the Duff hot air balloon. Another gunshot rings out. It hits Duffman. They look for the shooter. It's a man on stilts. Homer and Bob drop from the balloon and steal stilts from Jimbo and Kearney. They begin chasing the shooter. They corner him in an alley. It's Junior, Homer's mechanic. He removes his mask to reveal that he's Frank Grimes, Jr. The police show up in time to arrest Junior Grimey.

Before heading back to prison, Bob tries to kill Bart, but can't. Instead, he breaks into a song about how he's become accustomed to Bart.
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14 - 07
"Special Edna""
1407 F55634
Original Airdate: 1/05/03

Bart's class is assigned a paper on World War I. Naturally, Bart procrastinates until the last second. He asks Grampa for help, but all Grampa can offer is a bizarre story about being a 4-year old in the trenches. Not surprisingly, Bart receives an F on the paper and has to stay after class to write a new one. Krabapple stays to watch him. Principal Skinner enters to take Edna away on their date. But then Agnes calls for help getting out of the tub. Skinner blows off Edna once again for his mother. Bart offers to take Edna out on the town. At home, Lisa wonders what happened to the Bart who put mothballs in the beef stew. Bart said he felt bad seeing Mrs. Krabapple so upset, apparently much like the time he invented her blind date, Woodrow. Lisa suggests Bart nominate Edna for Teacher of the Year to make her feel appreciated. During the press conference heralding Krabapple's nomination, Cletus - from the Outhouse Times-Picayune - asks if Edna wins, will she leave her old life behind? Sensing trouble, Skinner begins to offer his tribute to Edna, but again blows her off after receiving an emergency page from Agnes.

The family joins Edna in Orlando, bored to be at EFCOT Center. Krabapple is lonely, but it turns out that Skinner has come down to be with her. Thing is, he brought Agnes along. Edna dumps him when she finds out.

Later, Skinner overhears that the winner of the teacher contest will win enough money to not have to ever teach again. Skinner wants to rig the contest so Edna doesn't win, and he doesn't lose her forever. Unsurprisingly, he enlists Bart's help in pranking the contest. During the ceremony, Little Richard comes out as presenter of the Teacher of the Year award. To decide a winner, the three finalists are going to be asked one last question by the students that nominated them. Bart pretends that he can't read the question because Edna never taught him to read. Skinner feels bad and pulls back the curtain on the whole sordid affair. Skinner says she should be Teacher of the Year since she taught him to love. He asks her to marry him, and she accepts. Next stop, a very special Simpsons wedding!
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14 - 08
"The Dad
Who Knew Too Little"
1408 EABF03
Original Airdate: 1/12/03

Lisa is upset when she realizes that her own father doesn’t even know her very well. It’s even more evident when he fails to get her the birthday present she wanted. In an effort to get closer to her, Homer hires a detective to spy on Lisa and find out her likes/dislikes.

Lisa is impressed with Homer’s new detailed knowledge of her, but when Homer refuses to pay the detective’s bill, the guy tries to frame Lisa for a crime.

When the police arrive at the house, Lisa and Homer have to go on the run together, and Homer confesses to spying on his daughter. Lisa forgives him because she knows he did it out of love.

The police trace Homer and Lisa to a circus where Lisa uncovers clues to exonerate her.
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14 - 09
"The Strong Arms Of The Ma"
1409 EABF04
Original Airdate: 02/02/03

When Marge gets mugged, she becomes agoraphobic and can’t leave the safety of her home. She holes up in the basement and starts working out on a weight set.

She gets stronger and stronger, enough so that she’s able to re-enter the world and beat up the man who robbed her, but she takes it too far and becomes a steroid-crazed bully as she beefs up for the “Iron Maiden Fitness Pageant."

When Homer appeals to her to calm down, she finally relents and goes back to being the old Marge.
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14 - 10
"Pray Anthing"
1410 EABF06
Original Airdate: 02/09/03

Homer gets jealous of Flanders and his incredible string of good luck. So he decides to imitate his neighbor and pray to God for good things to happen.

Sure enough Homer starts to have things go his way, but it gets out of hand when he prays for a better house.

By twist of fate, the town church is handed over to Simpsons as their new home, and the churchgoers are evicted. Hell then descends on Springfield and chaos ensues until Homer promises to vacate the church.
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14 - 11
"Barting Over"
1411 EABF05
Original Airdate: 02/16/03

When Bart learns that Homer has lost his earnings from a TV commercial he appeared in as a baby, Bart takes Homer to court and is granted emancipation from his parents.

Now a legal adult, Bart moves out of the house and into a downtown apartment, where he befriends Tony Hawk and his gang of skating buddies who live upstairs.

Homer appeals to Tony Hawk to let him win in a skate-off to impress Bart and lure him back home, but Bart finally lets Homer know that he was just looking for Homer to care about his feelings. Homer finally gets it, and the father and son reunite.
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14 - 12
"I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"
1412 EABF07
Original Airdate: 02/16/03

On the first day back to school, Lisa wins a spelling bee and is recruited by a well-known spelling scout, Joe Beadle. Meanwhile, Homer is distraught after Krusty Burger offers a limited-time Krusty rib sandwich, only to promptly remove it from the menu.

Homer temporarily forgets the sandwich by hustling bar patrons around Springfield, challenging them to a spelling duel with Lisa. Once Homer discovers that Krusty’s rib sandwich is scheduled to appear in neighboring Shelbyville, he abandons his scam and travels around the country (a la Deadheads in the ’70s) following the sandwich from town to town.

Upon arriving at the National Spelling Bee, the Chair of the Bee asks Lisa to take a dive and let the much cuter boy win. The Chair tells her that she can go to college for free if she takes the dive. Lisa is about to give in, but her morals take over, only she loses anyway when she spells a word wrong, losing the Bee and the scholarship opportunity.

When she gets home however, the town of Springfield erects a monument to her for accomplishing more than anyone else has in the history of the town.
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14 - 13
"A Star is Born Again"
1413 EABF08
Original Airdate: 03/02/03

When a famous and sultry movie star swoops into Springfield, every man’s jaw drops. It turns out that she has eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, who has been lonely ever since his wife passed on.

Flanders is the envy of Springfield as they go arm and arm together around town, and Homer is dying to know if they ever did the “deed.”

The movie star eventually tires of Flanders and leaves to return to LA, but Flanders still refuses to tell Homer what he wants to know. Naturally, Homer goes nuts.
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14 - 14
"Mr. Spritz Goes To Washington"
1414 EABF09
Original Airdate: 03/09/03

When The Simpsons become fed up with the new flight patterns at the Springfield airport which are sending loud planes over their house all the time, they take a stand and demand action from their congressman.

The politician promptly dies as he’s hearing their proposal, and the family goes about helping Krusty win his now-vacant House seat and take up their cause in Washington.

Once Krusty is installed in power, he wreaks havoc on the U.S. political system – but not without getting a Springfield plane rerouting bill passed.
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14 - 15
"C. E. D'oh"
1415 EABF10
Original Airdate: 03/16/03

Homer enrolls in a “How to Succeed in Being You” course and takes a new attitude to work, where he makes suggestions to improve safety at the power plant. When Burns laughs at Homer’s proposals, Homer and Lisa devise a plan to take the plant from him.

After being legally out-maneuvered, Burns signs the plant over to Homer, and Homer becomes the new CEO. With the company’s future in his hands, Homer begins to make cutbacks to ensure financial stability. He even lays off everyone save himself, but there is no one to monitor the machines now running the place and the plant suffers a major meltdown.

At the eleventh hour, Burns returns to restore order.
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14 - 16
"'Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky"
1416 EABF11
Original Airdate: 03/30/03

A British filmmaker comes to Bart’s class to make a documentary on the typical American school, and Bart’s celebrity status is plunged into jeopardy when Nelson receives attention from the filmmaker for stealing hood ornaments.

Moreover, the filmmaker leaves Lisa with feelings of inadequacy, causing her to run out and choose a career in astronomy. Bart begins searching for unique hood ornaments while Lisa, unable to find a dark spot to stargaze, climbs Mt. Springfield. She encounters Professor Frink at the summit, and he teaches her about the problem of light pollution.

Lisa starts a campaign to reduce the amount of light usage in Springfield, but when Chief Wiggum encourages Springfield to double its light usage to fight crime, night becomes day and the town goes “mondo bizarro,” unable to sleep with the constant light.

Lisa finally decides that enough is enough and breaks into the power plant with Bart, overloads the system and plunges the town into total darkness, returning Springfield to normal.
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14 - 17
"Three Gays Of The Condo"
1417 EABF12
Original Airdate: 04/13/03

Homer and Marge have a fight when Homer realizes Marge married him because she was pregnant with Bart. He decides to leave the house and tries moving in with Milhouse’s dad.

After not being able to sleep, he’s eventually taken in by Karl, his old assistant. It turns out that Karl has a flamboyant lifestyle which Homer gets a heavy dose of.

Homer tries to get back together with Marge, but he screws it up and goes out drinking – heavily. He ends up in the hospital where he and Marge reconcile. Homer realizes that Marge loves him and that’s all that matters. He moves back home.
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14 - 18
"Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
1418 EABF13
Original Airdate: 04/27/03

Homer decides to write an original Christmas carol, and pens a tune called “Flanders is a Jerk.” The song rockets up the charts, and the Simpsons are overwhelmed by the sudden success. They decide to get away from it all and take a restful vacation at a dude ranch.

At the ranch, Homer and Bart befriend a tribe of native Americans. They want a dam removed, to restore running water for their village. Battling a swarm of beavers, Homer and Bart manage to destroy the dam and become honorary members of the tribe.

Meanwhile, Lisa falls for a cowhand named Lukas, who happens to be – much to Marge’s dismay – a few years older. Lisa’s jealousy gets the best of her when she finds that he has girlfriend, and she gets the other girl lost in the woods by giving her bad directions. Eventually, Lisa apologizes for her meddling and she and Lukas part as friends.
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14 - 19
"Old Yeller-Belly"
1419 EABF14
Original Airdate: 05/04/03

When a fire breaks out, Homer is trapped beneath an ice sculpture. Santa’s Little Helper is turns tail and runs away, leaving the family cat to perform the rescue.

The poor dog is banished from the house. While playing alone outside, Santa’s Little Helper toys with a discarded can of Duff beer. A photojournalist snaps a picture, which inspires the Duff Corporation to name the dog as the new mascot. In exchange, the Corporation showers the Simpsons with wealth.

Out of nowhere, the original owner of Santa’s Little Helper appears and reclaims the dog. Santa’s Little Helper is now miserable, so the Simpsons create an elaborate plan. During a Duff Beer publicity event at the beach, Homer pretends to drown. (In reality, he is merely balancing on a keg of beer.)

Once again, Santa’s Little Helper is afraid to save him. The once adoring public is shocked by the dog’s cowardice. Meanwhile, Homer is attacked by a giant shark. The shark bites the keg of beer, and gets drunk. The inebriated animal floats to the shore, where the crowd is delighted by his antics. In a burst of inspiration, the Duff Corporation fires Santa’s Little Helper and names the shark as the new mascot.

The dog’s owner wants nothing to do with him any longer, and the Simpson’s family pet is once again their own.
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14 - 20
"Brake My Wife, Please"
1420 EABF15
Original Airdate: 05/11/03

Homer loses his driver’s license and Marge is forced to drive him around town. She gets increasingly stressed by having to chauffeur everyone, and she grows angrier and aggressive.

Meanwhile, Homer actually starts to enjoy walking – but Marge clips him with the car while he’s crossing the street. Homer and Marge go to therapy together, and the family tries to cheer Marge up by paying attention to her needs and not making her tend to them at all.
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14 - 21
"The Bart of War "
1421 EABF16
Original Airdate: 05/18/03

When Bart and Milhouse become bored, they head over to Flanders’ house and wreak havoc.

When they’re caught in the act, Homer and Marge decide to enroll Bart in the “Pre-Teen Braves,” a club to keep kids off the streets. Homer becomes the “tribal chief,” leading the kids in such traditional Native American activities as eating Buffalo wings and watching football.

Milhouse is separately enrolled in the “Cavalry Kids,” and the two groups feud over which group can do more for charity. The fight escalates as the groups engage in a heated battle to see who can sell more candy.
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14 - 22
"Moe Baby Blues"
1422 EABF17
Original Airdate: 05/18/03

Moe is especially lonely and contemplates suicide. While standing on the side of bridge, about to jump, he accidentally catches Maggie – who was thrown from the Simpsons’ car in a traffic accident. The little baby immediately takes a liking to him.

The Simpsons are pleased, and they offer Moe the opportunity to babysit their youngest. Moe has a chance to explore his softer side with Maggie, but once Homer and Marge get sick of his being around all the time, they forbid Moe from babysitting anymore. When Moe then saves the baby a second time, Homer promises Moe that he’ll bring Maggie by the bar more often.
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15 - 01
"Treehouse of Horror XIV"
1501 EABF21 SI-1421
Original Airdate: 11/02/03

REAPER MADNESS – The Grim Reaper has come for Bart, but Homer saves the day by “killing” him. When Homer then tries on the Grim Reaper’s robe, he becomes the new Reaper and starts wreaking havoc until he’s told he must kill Marge; he tricks God into thinking he’s killed Marge to get out of it.

FRINKENSTEIN – Frink wins the Nobel Prize, but laments that his father didn’t get to see him win it before they grew apart. The Simpsons track down Frink’s long-lost father only to discover that he’s dead and has been cryogenically frozen. They figure out a way to thaw him out and revive him, but once he’s alert, Frink Sr. still finds a way to disappoint his son. Finally, father and son are able to make up before he expires once more – this time for good.

STOP THE WORLD, I WANT TO GOOF OFF – Bart gets his hands on a magic stopwatch that can freeze time and uses it to mischievous ends. When he breaks the watch while time is frozen, he must figure out how to bring things back to normal.
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15 - 02
"My Mother the Carjacker"
1502 EABF18 SI-1418
Original Airdate: 11/09/03

Homer receives a cryptic message to meet someone at a special time and place, and that someone turns out to be his mother.

They reunite, and Homer promises to never let her leave his side again. Eventually, the police catch up to Homer’s mother and take her into custody for old crimes.

Homer busts her out of jail by taking control of the prison bus she’s traveling in. Finally, she slips away again, but leaves another secret message for Homer to reaffirm her love for him.
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15 - 03
"The President Wore Pearls"
1503 EABF20 SI-1420
Original Airdate: 11/16/03

In order to reduce the school budget, Principal Skinner decides to put forth “Operation S.L.A.A.M.: So Long Athletics Art and Music”.

Upon hearing this, the children of Springfield Elementary go on strike. Joining them in the ranks of protest are other art loving unions throughout Springfield including the police force, Goat Milkers, Hand Models Local 702, & the United Federation of Theme Park Zombies.

In the end, Principal Skinner reinstates the banished programs by doing away with a less popular school necessity, flu shots.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99871013/S_15x03.rar

15 - 04
"The Regina Monologues"
1504 EABF22 SI-1422
Original Airdate: 11/16/03

When Bart finds $1000, Lisa is able to convince him to take the family on vacation instead of spending it on himself.

They choose to go to England, where Homer promptly rear-ends the Queen of England with their rented car.

Homer is then held prisoner in the Tower of London. He escapes prison only to be caught again, but he sweet-talks his way out of it. Tony Blair guest starred.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99875849/S_15x04.rar

15 - 05
"The Fat and the Furriest"
1505 EABF19 SI-1419
Original Airdate: 11/30/03

When Homer is caught on tape running away from a large bear at the town dump, he becomes the laughingstock of Springfield.

Determined to win his dignity back, Homer devises a bear-proof suit that will protect him once he returns to the wild to hunt down the bear.

When he confronts the beast, he realizes the bear is only upset because he’s been tagged with a painful tracking device. Homer reverses course and helps bring the bear to safety
http://rapidshare.com/files/99880529/S_15x05.rar

15 - 06
"Today I am A Clown"
1506 EABF01 SI-1501
Original Airdate: 12/07/03

Krusty comes to realize that he can’t find happiness in life because he never had a Bar Mitzvah, so he reunites with his father (a rabbi) and sets about having one belatedly.

Homer fills in for him on the TV show while he’s away and becomes a celebrity for sharing his blunt observations with the world.

When Lisa convinces her dad to use his new pulpit to preach social activism, Homer’s audience becomes bored and his fifteen minutes of fame dry up.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99885043/S_15x06.rar

15 - 07
"’Tis The Fifteenth Season"
1507 FABF02 SI-1502
Original Airdate: 12/14/03

When Homer is given a Joe DiMaggio rookie card by an oblivious-to-its-value Burns, he sells it for a pile of cash. He spends most of the money on himself, only coming to realize his greedy ways when he sees “A Christmas Carol” on TV.

Homer reverses course and starts to do favors for everyone he can, in-so-doing making Flanders jealous for becoming Springfield’s new king of being nice. He and Flanders engage in a “nice-off,” each trying to outdo the other to earn the town’s praise. Their feud escalates to ridiculous proportions.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99889201/S_15x07.rar

15 - 08
"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays"
1508 EABF03 SI-1503
Original Airdate: 1/4/04

A baby riot breaks out at a children’s “concert” in Springfield, causing the town’s childless contingent to become fed up with their behavior. An anti-youth lobby is formed, gains steam, and threatens to eliminate all child-friendly aspects of the city.

Marge takes it upon herself to challenge the growing tide of anti-child sentiment and she fights back with an initiative of her own.

Ultimately, the children win out when they show up at polling places on election day and charm entering voters with their youthful innocence.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99892979/S_15x08.rar

15 - 09
" I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot "
1509 EABF04 SI-1504
Original Airdate: 1/11/04

In his ongoing effort to impress his son, Homer decides to build a robot that can fight on the mechanical gladiator show they enjoy watching on television. Without the technical skills to build it correctly, Homer decides to don a robot suit and fight for Bart’s affection – getting beaten to a pulp in the process.

Bart discovers what his dad’s up to, but finds it extra-cool that Homer went to such great lengths for him.

Meanwhile, Lisa is crushed when Snowball III dies, and is further distraught when she can’t keep a large number of replacement cats alive either.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99897152/S_15x09.rar

15 - 10
" Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
1510 EABF05 SI-1505
Original Airdate: 1/25/04

Marge is inspired to write her first book, but Homer shows little interest or support because he’s fixated instead on the old ambulance he’s now driving around town, making house calls, etc. Annoyed by Homer’s tendencies, Marge channels her anger into her writing and produces a period piece that depicts a despicable Homer-like character and his wife who longs for a Flanders-like neighbor.

The book is published, and Homer is upset when the whole town recognizes who the characters are in real-life. Homer goes to confront Flanders, but instead asks him for help on how to be a more caring husband.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99901344/S_15x10.rar

15 - 11
"Margical History Tour"
1511 EABF06 SI-1506
Original Airdate: 2/08/04

With the Springfield library dangerously low on books, the kids don’t have enough resources to do their research papers for school.

Instead, Marge gives verbal anecdotes about historical figures, and she regales the gathering with tales of King Henry VIII and his search for a woman who can produce a son, Sacagawea’s providing assistance to the Lewis & Clark expedition, and a very Bart-like Mozart’s feuds with his sister Salieri.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99905396/S_15x11.rar

15 - 12
"Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here Anymore"
1512 EABF07 SI-1507
Original Airdate: 2/15/04

Milhouse moves away from town, and Bart comes to realize just how much his pathetic friend means to him. After a lot of moping, Bart comes to seek out friendship from an unlikely source: Lisa. As they start to hang out more, the siblings realize that they actually like each other’s company…until Milhouse returns and the status quo is restored.

Meanwhile, Homer looks for innovative ways to drum up the money for an anniversary gift for Marge. He becomes a really adept panhandler, and earns enough to buy her diamond earrings
http://rapidshare.com/files/99909145/S_15x12.rar

15 - 13
"Smart & Smarter"
1513 EABF09 SI-1509
Original Airdate: 2/22/04

When Maggie is accepted into a gifted preschool (even though she has yet to say a word) Lisa feels she has lost her identity as ‘the smart one’. She then searches for a new one that people will accept and like her for.

Distraught when she can’t find it, Lisa finds herself mis-teaching Maggie on purpose. In the end they discover that Maggie isn’t a genius, Lisa was subconsciously feeding her answers through hand gestures.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99913019/S_15x13.rar

15 - 14
"The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
1514 EABF08 SI-1508
Original Airdate: 3/14/04

The Simpsons discover the squatter living in their attic is Marge’s old prom date and former billionaire Artie Ziff. When Homer wins Artie’s stock holdings in a poker game, he is sent to white-collar prison for ‘criminal accounting irregularities’.

After a night of passion with Selma, Artie sees the error of his selfish ways and turns himself in to the Securities Exchange Commission, setting Homer free.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99917741/S_15x14.rar

15 - 15
"Co-Dependent’s Day"
1515 EABF10 SI-1510
Original Airdate: 3/21/04

After a trip to a vineyard, Marge and Homer go on a drinking binge together. When Homer drives drunk and crashes, he places a passed out Marge in the drivers’ seat to avoid being arrested. Thinking she is an alcoholic, Marge enters rehab and soon realizes that she is not in fact addicted to alcohol, but instead to spending time with Homer.

Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa confront a famous Star Wars-esque filmmaker about his latest film. They tell him that technology doesn’t make the stories better. He goes off to once again find his storytelling roots.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99922428/S_15x15.rar

15 - 16
"Wandering Juvie"
1516 EABF11 SI-1511
Original Airdate: 3/28/04

When Bart scams the town out of wedding presents he is finally sent to a juvenile detention center. While he is tethered to Gina, a female inmate (who is also his juvie nemesis), she escapes and the two of them go on the lam a la “The Defiant Ones”.

During their time together, they discover they have much in common and when they are caught Gina admits that it was all her doing. Bart is exonerated for his crimes and set free.

In the end, Gina reveals that she has no family, so Bart takes it upon himself to set up a Simpsons family dinner inside the prison just for Gina.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99927657/S_15x16.rar

15 - 17
"My Big Fat Geek Wedding"
1517 EABF12 SI-1512
Original Airdate: 418/04

Right before the long awaited wedding of Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner, Edna finds out that Seymour has doubts and calls off the wedding. While Marge is consoling Edna and convincing her she did the right thing Homer tries to help Seymour win her back. Marge then realizes that she herself is in a passionless marriage with a man that doesn’t care for her.

Meanwhile, Edna rebounds and falls for Comic Book Guy. In a last desperate attempt to win her back, Skinner fights Comic Book Guy for Edna’s love. She decides that she wants neither of them and picks every woman’s choice, Matt Groening.

In the end, Marge discovers that Homer cares for her very deeply when he offers her pie and a foot rub.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99933191/S_15x17.rar

15 - 18
"Catch ‘Em If You Can"
1518 EABF14 SI-1514
Original Airdate: 4/25/04

When Marge and Homer are caught by Bart and Lisa having a romantic weekend in Miami instead of having a boring family visit to Dayton, the kids embark on a cross country journey à la Catch Me If You Can in order to hunt them down and ruin their vacation.

Meanwhile, when Grandpa is abandoned in Miami during the chase, he enjoys the company of Raoul, a gay Miami swinger who enjoys Grandpa’s stories.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99938921/S_15x18.rar

15 - 19
"Simple Simpson"
1519 EABF15 SI-1515
Original Airdate: 5/2/04

Homer becomes a masked vigilante known as “The Pie Man” when he pies Springfield’s miscreants. Lisa asks him to retire when she discovers what he is up to, although she respects what he is doing. After Homer is pushed too far by Mr. Burns, he comes out of retirement for one last time, but unfortunately, Mr. Burns discovers what he is doing and blackmails him into pieing people that he does not like. Homer agrees, but when his next target is to be the Dalai Lama, Homer faces the music and unmasks himself.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99945270/S_15x19.rar

15 - 20
"The Way We Weren’t"
1520 EABF13 SI-1513
Original Airdate: 5/9/04

When Homer admits that Marge was not his first kiss, we flash back to Homer in summer camp where his first kiss was with an anonymous girl who turns out to be Marge.

Following their kiss, they planned to meet again, but Homer accidentally lands in fat camp and is unable to meet his mystery girl. Marge, unaware that he is locked up in Camp Flab-Away, thinks she is stood up and loses faith in men forever. In the end, they both discover that either one pined away for the other until they met their adult selves.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99951965/S_15x20.rar

15 - 21
"Bart-Mangled Banner"
1521 EABF17 SI-1517
Original Airdate: 5/16/04

When Bart accidentally moons the American flag and Marge accidentally says on national television that all of Springfield hates America, the Simpson family is arrested for high treason and sent to Alcatraz.

They escape from prison and as they swim to shore, a French ship who takes them to France where they are free to hate Americans picks them up. Although France is lovely, they miss home and decide to return to America as immigrants.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99959466/S_15x21.rar

15 - 22
"Fraudcast News"
1522 EABF18 SI-1518
Original Airdate: 5/23/04

When Mr. Burns is reported dead incorrectly, all of the newspapers and news stations decide to report what they really think of him. In order to end the negative view the public has of him, Mr. Burns buys all of media outlets to brainwash the people of Springfield.

There is one newspaper he did not buy however: The Red Dress Press, put out by Lisa Simpson. When she prints an article about Burns’ attempt to manipulate the public’s thinking, he goes after Lisa. After Lisa finally gives in to his torturous ways, Homer steps up and starts his own paper with front-page news being how great Lisa is. In the end, Mr. Burns is control of public opinion ends when everyone in Springfield each prints their own newspapers stating their views.
http://rapidshare.com/files/99967577/S_15x22.rar

16 - 01
"Treehouse of Horror XV"
1601 FABF23 SI-1523
Original Airdate: 11/07/04

THE NED ZONE - After a head injury, Ned Flanders gains the power of foretelling people’s deaths. When Ned discovers that he is going to be the one to kill Homer, he tries to change fate. In doing that, Ned winds up blowing up all of Springfield.

IN THE BELLY OF THE BOSS - In a freak science accident, Maggie is shrunken inside a vitamin capsule and swallowed by Mr. Burns. The rest of the Simpsons family goes in to save her “Fantastic Voyage - style. When things start to go wrong, Homer gets trapped inside Mr. Burns forever.

FOUR BEHEADINGS AND A FUNERAL - Set in Victorian London, Master Detective Eliza Simpson (Lisa) and her faithful sidekick Dr. Bartley (Bart) attempt to catch The Muttonchop Murderer, a Jack the Ripper-type serial killer lose in the city.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101286826/S_16x01.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101292099/S_16x01.part2.rar

16 - 02
"All’s Fair In Oven War"
1602 FABF23 SI-1520
Original Airdate: 11/14/04

When Bart fishes Homer’s vintage “Playdude” magazines out of the trash, he decides to adopt the ring-a-ding-ding lifestyle of the 1970’s portrayed in the magazines; based on his ten year-old knowledge. Marge enters the Ovenfresh Bakeoff, but when she finds that the other contestants play dirty, she decides to get back at them by sabotaging their dishes. Lisa discovers what her mother has done and is heartbroken. In the end, Marge confesses and loses the bakeoff, but wins back the respect of Lisa.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101299153/S_16x02.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101304571/S_16x02.part2.rar

16 - 03
"Sleeping With The Enemy"
1603 FABF19 SI-1519
Original Airdate: 11/21/04

Marge, feeling her kids do not want to spend time with her anymore, takes in neglected son and town bully Nelson Muntz in as her surrogate child. Lisa develops an eating disorder after being teased about her weight on the playground. Bart is not happy about his tormentor now living in his room with him, so he finds Nelson’s parents and reunites the Muntzes. In the end, Lisa admits that she, like many women, still obsessed by her weight, has a long way to go to recovery.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101310891/S_16x03.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101315752/S_16x03.part2.rar

16 - 04
"She Used to Be My Girl"
1604 FABF22 SI-1522
Original Airdate: 12/5/04

When Marge’s old high school friend now successful newscaster, Chloe Talbot, comes to town to cover a story, Lisa is enamored with her worldliness. Marge quickly becomes jealous of the attention Lisa is paying to her and has Marge wondering if she made the right decision choosing family over a career. Ultimately, Marge realizes that she chose the right path when she courageously saves her daughter from an erupting volcano.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101322543/S_16x04.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101327342/S_16x04.part2.rar

16 - 05
"Fat Man And Little Boy"
1605 FABF21 SI-1521
Original Airdate: 12/12/04

When Bart begins writing slogans on t-shirts, he catches the attention Goose Gladwell, a Willy Wonka-type gag gift entrepreneur and becomes a t-shirt mogul. With Bart now the breadwinner of the family, Homer realizes he no longer has a place in the family. In order to feel useful within the home, Homer begins spending time with Lisa. The balance of power is restored when Gladwell is revealed as a fraud after Homer threatens him with the nuclear bomb he built for Lisa’s science fair project.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101333798/S_16x05.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101333974/S_16x05.part2.rar

16 - 06
"Midnight Rx"
1606 FABF16 SI-1516
Original Airdate: 1/16/05

When Mr. Burns terminates the employee prescription drug program, the citizens of Springfield are no longer able to afford their very expensive, yet much needed prescription drugs. In order to keep the town medicated, Homer, Grampa, Apu, and Flanders go to Canada and buy the town’s drugs with fake Canadian health care cards. When they are caught smuggling, all of Springfield rallies around them to fight for their freedom and they are released.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101340265/S_16x06.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101344993/S_16x06.part2.rar

16 - 07
"Mommie Beerest"
1607 GABF01 SI-1601
Original Airdate: 1/30/05

When Moe’s is shut down by the health department, Homer takes out a second mortgage without consulting Marge to finance the bar’s return. Marge finds out and decides to protect her investment by convincing Moe to renovate the bar into an English pub. The pub becomes a huge hit, and Marge and Moe become great friends – much to Homer’s chagrin. Convinced the two of them are having an ‘emotional affair’; Homer tries to intervene just as Moe professes his love to Marge while on their way to the Tavern and Restaurant Owners Convention in Aruba. Marge admits although she enjoys spending time with Moe; Homer is the one she loves.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101350542/S_16x07.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101354597/S_16x07.part2.rar

16 - 08
"Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"
1608 GABF02 SI-1602
Original Airdate: 2/6/05

After Homer inadvertently performs a wild crowd-pleasing dance at a local carnival, he is hired by several sports figures including Tom Brady, LeBron James, Yao Ming, Warren Sapp and Michelle Kwan to choreograph their victory dances. After his dances prove successful, Homer is soon tapped to choreograph the big show – the Superbowl Half-time Show. Meanwhile, Flanders, is disgusted by the filth on television, decides to start making Bible movies; ultra-violent, ultra-gory Bible movies à la Passion of the Christ. The movies are very disturbing, but nonetheless a hit; until the violence becomes too gratuitous and the audience turns on him. Homer panics during planning the show and the night before Superbowl XXXVIII still has nothing – so he teams up with Flanders and they put on a nonviolent and deeply meaningful Biblical half-time show which America chastises for it’s blatant display of decency.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101359779/S_16x08.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101363662/S_16x08.part2.rar

16 - 09
"Pranksta Rap"
1609 GABF03 SI-1603
Original Airdate: 2/13/05

Bart sneaks out of the house to attend a forbidden rap concert. When Marge and Homer discover he is missing, Bart fakes his own kidnapping to prevent being grounded. It is up to Springfield's finest to save him. Of course, no one has any faith in bumbling police Chief Clancy Wiggum. Inspired by an apparition of Barney Fife, Wiggum vows to rescue Bart. Meanwhile, Bart is hiding out in Kirk Van Houten's bachelor pad unbeknownst to Kirk. Wiggum cracks the case, Bart is rescued, and Kirk wrongfully goes to jail. Wiggum is promoted to Police Commissioner and Kirk becomes a lady's man among the felon-loving singles of Springfield. Lisa searches for the truth and discovers that the kidnapping was all a hoax and everyone goes back as it was before.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101368642/S_16x09.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101372164/S_16x09.part2.rar

16 - 10
"There’s Something About Marrying"
1610 GABF04 SI-1604
Original Airdate: 2/20/05

To boost tourism in Springfield, the town decides to legalize same-sex marriages. Homer discovers the monetary value of gay marriages, becomes an ordained minister via the internet, and soon marries everyone and everything in town. Patty Bouvier then comes to Homer and asks him to marry her – to Veronica a professional women’s golfer. Selma is happy for her sister that she found love, but is sad that now she is all alone. While Marge is coping with the fact that her big sister is marrying a woman, she discovers that Veronica is a man disguised as a lesbian! When the truth is exposed, Veronica is kicked out of the LPGA and Patty is driven back into the arms of the one person who truly understands her, Selma.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101376300/S_16x10.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101379228/S_16x10.part2.rar

16 - 11
"On A Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister"
1611 GABF05 SI-1605
Original Airdate: 3/6/05

Fed up with Bart’s endless taunting and torture, Lisa files a restraining order requiring him to stay at least 20 then 200 feet from her. To adhere to the restraining order, Bart is forced to live in the yard where he learns to commune with nature (you can pee anywhere!). Lisa eventually starts to miss her big brother and his teasing and after she is able to find three nice things Bart has done for her, she does away with the restraining order and Bart moves back in the house. Meanwhile, Homer takes over Grampa’s job at the Sprawl*Mart as a greeter. He loves his new job until he realizes they treat their employees terribly. When he attempts to plan a coup with the other Sprawl*Mart workers he discovers they have accepted the way they are treated and make up for it by stealing everything that is not nailed down. In the end, order is restored and the Simpsons have sixteen new plasma screen televisions.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101383086/S_16x11.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101386309/S_16x11.part2.rar

16 - 12
"Goo Goo Gai Pan"
1612 GABF06 SI-1606
Original Airdate: 3/13/05

When Selma hits menopause, she realizes that she missed her chance to have a baby and decides to adopt a baby girl from China, but comes to a bump in the road when the application asks for her husband’s name. In an act of desperation, she puts down “Homer Simpson”. So now, the Simpsons are off to China with Selma to pick up her Chinese baby girl with Homer pretending to be her husband. Their charade is revealed and their functionary, Madam Yu, takes Selma’s baby back. The Simpsons then devise a scheme to snatch steal her from the orphanage. Of course, they are caught, but Selma is able to reason with Madam Yu bureaucrat to bureaucrat and Selma is able to leave with her new baby girl, Ling Bouvier.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101390043/S_16x12.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101393290/S_16x12.part2.rar

16 - 13
"Mobile Homer"
1613 GABF07 SI-1607
Original Airdate: 3/20/05

Marge pressures Homer into buying life insurance after he suffers a garage door to the throat accident while performing a little Sunday cleaning. When she learns that Homer is not insurable, Marge takes matters into her own hands by implementing across the board cost cutting in the household. Moe, Lenny and Carl convince Homer that all financial decisions should be made jointly which drives Homer to purchase a RV as an act of defiance. Homer's frivolous purchase infuriates Marge causing the parents to divide and fight for their children's love as Marge remains in the house and Homer lives in the RV parked in the backyard. While driving through Springfield with the kids, Homer befriends a convoy of fellow RV enthusiasts and invites them to dock in his backyard. Marge retaliates by shutting off the utility hook-ups resulting in a huge argument between the couple. In an effort to save their parent's marriage, Bart and Lisa steal the RV and head to the dealer for a refund. Homer and Marge decide to work through their differences to track down the children just as the kids lose control of the RV and crash onto a departing Turkish freighter. Marge's penny pinching comes in handy when she is able to use surplus cases of soup stored in the trunk to persuade the freighter to turn around and reunite the family.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101396474/S_16x13.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101396543/S_16x13.part2.rar

16 - 14
"The Seven-Beer Snitch"
1614 F69854 SI-1608
Original Airdate: 4/3/05

While on a family trip to Shelbyville, Marge is dismayed to see how Springfield residents are perceived as hicks in a production of "SONG OF SHELBYVILLE". At the next Springfield Cultural Activities Board meeting, Marge convinces the townspeople to fund a Frank Gehry designed concert hall. The opening night hustle and bustle is cut short as Beethoven's Fifth Symphony drives the uninterested townspeople away in droves which leads to the bankruptcy of the hall. The ever generous Mr. Burns assumes the debt of the hall and turns it into The Montgomery Burns State Prison. At first, the prison benefits the townsfolk by offering jobs to almost everyone (except Homer who fails his urine test due to a mix-up with Otto); however, when Mr. Burns pressures Chief Wiggum to increase capacity from 99% to 100% Homer finds himself imprisoned for kicking a can down the street 5 times in a row. Homer doesn't adjust to prison life well and becomes a snitch after accidentally ratting on Snake during a breakout. Homer enjoys the benefits of snitch life (plasma TV, cell phone, segway, a chance at a free pair of socks) until Fat Tony puts a mark on his head for selling out the mob. The angry prisoners fake a jail break and start a riot as they hunt Homer. As president of the Activities Board, Marge uses her concert hall key to sneak into the prison and convince Homer that snitching is wrong. National Guardsman swoop in at the last moment to save the cornered couple and Homer decides to use his snitch powers for good by having the prison shutdown for practices like giving haircuts to inmates without regard to their personal preference and using mournful harmonica music while on hold.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101399636/S_16x14.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101402045/S_16x14.part2.rar

16 - 15
"Future-Drama"
1615 F70914 SI-1612
Original Airdate: 4/17/05

Professor Frink uses an astrology machine to show Bart and Lisa what their last days as high school students will be like if they don’t mend their ways. In the not-so-distant future, robots are a part of life, Moe has a clone, Homer and Marge are separated, Lisa is dating a muscle-bound Milhouse and Bart is dating the girl of his dreams, Jenda. The Simpson kids’ relationships fall apart on prom night because Lisa doesn’t love Milhouse and Jenda has moved past Bart. In an effort to prove his maturity to Jenda, Bart takes a job at the Kwik-E-Mart. While on a routine delivery, Bart saves Mr. Burns from a robber. In turn, Mr. Burns rewards Bart with a Yale scholarship initially intended for Lisa. Bart uses the scholarship to win back Jenda and he later attempts to ease his conscience by encouraging Milhouse to reunite with Lisa. Bart and Jenda sneak away to an abandoned Frink’s house where Bart uses the astrology machine to peer further into the future. Bart is dismayed to see an unhappily married Lisa and Milhouse caring for geriatric versions of Homer and Kirk. Bart’s conscience causes him to leave Jenda, stop Milhouse’s advances and return the scholarship to his sister. In the present Bart and Lisa see how the selfless act reunites Homer and Marge.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101405178/S_16x15.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101407587/S_16x15.part2.rar

16 - 16
"Don't Fear the Roofer "
1616 F70190 SI-1610
Original Airdate: 5/1/05

The perfect storm hits Springfield causing the Simpson roof to leak. Marge doesn't approve of Homer's "Hot Wheels" gutter system and questions what type of father can't keep a roof
over his family's head. A downtrodden Homer seeks companionship at Moe's;
however, he is quickly driven away for accidentally announcing Lenny's surprise party. Homer's last option is Knockers, a Hooters style bar, where he befriends a beer and
Curly Joe Derita loving roofer, Ray (voiced by Ray Romano). Ray and Homer attempt to repair the roof while Marge and the kids visit the Retirement Castle . While at the Castle, Santa's Little Helper gains immediate popularity and quickly takes on the geriatric qualities of the residents. After hours of drinking beer and shooting nails at Ned, Homer falls through the roof and lands in bed. Marge returns to discover Homer in bed alone under a gaping hole. The next day Homer runs into Ray at the hardware store who agrees to help finish the roof later that day. Ray never show's and just before Dr. Hibbert drugs him with a syringe, Marge sweetly tells Homer that Ray is a figment of his imagination. Homer awakes in a mental hospital to FIGHT CLUB styled testimonials from Bart, Ned and the Knockers' bartender (all people who allegedly saw Ray) that confirm the initial diagnosis. After a round of electric shock treatment, a cured Homer and family see Ray in the hospital lobby who explains the errors in the previous testimonials. An outraged Homer finds reparations as he and Ray sit on lawn chairs drinking beers while a malpractice shy Dr. Hibbert fixes the roof.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101410857/S_16x16.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101413687/S_16x16.part2.rar

16 - 17
"The Heartbroke Kid "
1617 F71342 SI-1611
Original Airdate: 5/1/05

When new vending machines are installed in Springfield Elementary, Bart quickly becomes a junk food junkie. Bart’s steady diet of processed foods shockingly leads to his massive weight gain and ultimately a heart attack. He is then put on a strict diet but is unable to adhere to it. The Simpsons perform an intervention and he is shipped off to Serenity Ranch - - A Forced Starvation Facility. He cheats on his diet there as well until he finds out that his family has turned their home into a hostel working day and night to please demanding and unfriendly foreigners to pay for his stay at Serenity Ranch. In the end, Bart smashes the vending machine that made him fat in the first place and gives the money to his family.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101417433/S_16x17.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101420676/S_16x17.part2.rar

16 - 18
"A Star Is Torn"
1618 F71581 SI-1613
Original Airdate: 5/8/05

Aside from Lisa, everyone in the family contracts food poisoning after eating organic produce from The Farmers’ Market. After nurturing the family back to health, Lisa agrees to participate in a Krusty sponsored “Li’l Starmaker” competition, with the first prize winner being animated into an Itchy and Scratchy episode. Lisa panics during the competition when a Christina Aguilera type performs a better rendition of “Mocking Bird” and Homer saves the day by hammering out a manipulative tune about Springfield that leads Lisa to victory. With a win under his belt, Homer becomes a stereotypical star- crazed parent and manager who ultimately drives Lisa to fire him. A distraught Homer counters by taking Lisa’s rival, Cameron, under his wing and grooming him for the finals. Lisa comes to realize that her relationship with Homer is more important than the competition and performs an apologetic song. Homer reunites with his daughter before Cameron performs an egotistical song Homer prepared to sabotage the young boy’s performance.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101425142/S_16x18.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101429105/S_16x18.part2.rar

16 - 19
"Thank God It's Doomsday "
1619 F71099 SI-1614
Original Airdate: 5/8/05

An apocalyptic movie followed by three real-life omens causes Homer to fear and begin researching the rapture. Homer deducts that the event is coming in a week and he believes the only way he can get into heaven is to warn others. A skeptical Kent Brockman does a report on Homer where Homer quotes a Biblical verse involving stars falling from the sky which later happens during a Krusty Special blimp accident. After a vision (or possibly an ice cream headache) Homer takes the new believers to Springfield Mesa and awaits a rapture that never comes. A discredited Homer returns home and discovers an error in his calculations. He then returns to the mesa alone after his friends and family turn their backs on him. At the mesa, Homer experiences the rapture (or maybe a heat induced dream) where he rampages in heaven and convinces God to delay doomsday and return Homer to his family.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101434414/S_16x19.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101438514/S_16x19.part2.rar

16 - 20
"Home Away From Homer"
1620 F71297 SI-1615
Original Airdate: 5/15/05

Financial trouble inspires Ned to rent his rumpus room to a pair of college aged women. While searching the internet, Bart and Milhouse discover the women are running a soft-core web cam from their room without Ned’s knowledge. Homer quickly learns of the activities and spreads word of hot women and his ignorant neighbor. When Marge forces Homer to inform Ned of the charade, Ned becomes the laughing stock of Springfield . Homer later feels guilty and arrives at Ned’s front door equipped with a gift basket only to find the Flanders’ have moved to their dream town, “Humble, PA – Home of the Humble Figurines”. When an unruly neighbor moves in, Homer begs Ned to leave the not-so-ideal town and return to Springfield .
http://rapidshare.com/files/101444105/S_16x20.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101448562/S_16x20.part2.rar

16 - 21
"Father, Son and Holy Guest-Star"
1621 F70776 SI-1609
Original Airdate: 5/15/05

Enraged at being cast as the village ***** and having livestock disrupt his yard at the school's Medieval festival, Groundskeeper Willie sabotages the event and leaves Bart to take the blame. As a result, Bart's expulsion lands him in an affordable Catholic private school where Father Sean, an Eminem quoting Priest, uses graphic stories and comic books to turn Bart on to the cooler parts of Catholicism. Bart's increased interest in the religion alarms his parents and drives Homer to visit the church to put an end to the nonsense. Father Sean lures Homer to the religion over a beer and pancake dinner and closes the deal over a game of bingo. After a marathon confession session, Homer returns to a dismayed Marge who later enlists Reverend Lovejoy and Ned's aid in springing Bart from communion class. Set on bringing Bart back to Catholicism, Homer and Father Sean chase the gang to a Protestant Youth Festival where Marge and the prospect of playing paintball lure Bart back. After a heated public debate, all members agree to disagree under the banner of Christianity and Homer decides he'd rather return to the Protestant Church rather than divide the family.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101454425/S_16x21.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101458820/S_16x21.part2.rar

"Bonfire of the Manatees "
1701 F72217 SI-1618
Original Airdate: 9/11/05

Homer agrees to let Fat Tony shoot a porno at his home in compensation for football gambling debts. He coyly sends the family for a July afternoon at Santa’s Village, but when they return ahead of schedule, Marge blows her top and storms out leaving Homer to watch the children. While camping at a rest stop, Marge befriends an attractive marine biologist who tells her that Homer will never appreciate her if she continues to run back to him. Homer and the rest of the family go in search of Marge and discover she has run away to save the manatees. The family is able to find Marge who shoots Homer down leading him to believe the only way he can win back his wife is by saving the manatees himself. While almost being killed by a gang of jet skiers and the mob (the porno tested poorly because Homer’s stomach growling ruined the audio), Homer proves to Marge that he’s not as self centered as she believed and the couple is reunited.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101464620/S_17x01.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101469335/S_17x01.part2.rar

"The Girl Who Knew Too Little "
1702 F72215 SI-1616
Original Airdate: 9/18/05

The Simpsons protest the next door construction of a stamp museum and successfully have it relocated to a cemetery lot. The family is dismayed to see the old cemetery moving into the museum’s place on their neighboring lot. Lisa soon finds herself suffering fright induced sleepless nights and attempts to stay in her parents’ bed. Homer and Marge attempt spending a night in Lisa’s room to convince Lisa that it is safe; however, they are quickly scared away. While Homer and Marge turn to a psychiatrist for advice, Lisa decides to face her fears alone one night in the cemetery. After losing her footing, Lisa hits her head on a tombstone and has an unconscious vision of herself standing up to a handful of monsters who ultimately let her know that it’s ok for her to act like a kid.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101475145/S_17x02.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101479844/S_17x02.part2.rar

"Milhouse of Sand and Fog "
1703 F72828 SI-1619
Original Airdate: 9/25/05
Homer capitalizes on Maggie’s Chicken Pox by throwing a Pox party and charging parents to infect their children. Kirk and Luann run into each other at the party and have a “Marge-arita” assisted hook-up which ignites a “trial un-separation”. Milhouse soon realizes he was better off when his parents competed for his love and launches “Operation Reverse Parent Trap.” Inspired by an episode of THE OC, Milhouse and Bart plant one of Marge’s bras in Kirk’s closet which causes Luann to confront Homer and break-up his marriage. Bart and Milhouse’s plan to correct the situation with a poorly thought out scheme (Homer and Marge will reunite over the tragedy of seeing a dummy of Bart fall from a cliff into a raging river) goes awry and The Simpson parents must join together to save Bart from the rapids.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101485883/S_17x03.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/101500016/S_17x03.part2.rar

"Treehouse of Horror XVI"
1704 F73818 SI-1617
Original Airdate: 11/06/05
BARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Bart ends up in a coma after attempting to jump from the roof to the swimming pool at Spinster Arms Apartments. In an effort to cope with the loss of their boy, the family takes in a robotic boy who quickly proves to be a better son. Bart awakes to discover the family wants to keep both sons. After repeatedly being shown up by the robotic boy, Bart is abandoned on the side of the road by Homer. Bart stumbles across a friendly band of discarded robots and harvests their parts to turn himself into a cyborg. While enacting his revenge, Bart accidentally cuts Homer in half and he too becomes a cyborg.
SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST- While attending a hunting party at Burns Manor, Homer panics and believes the prey is the hunting party. Mr. Burns thinks this is much better than the planned grizzly hunt and orders the chase. After bringing bad luck to anyone he has contact with, Homer finds himself alone and running for his life. Marge witnesses the game on television and arrives in time to knockout Burns and Smithers just as they are set to execute Homer.
I'VE GROWN A COSTUME ON YOUR FACE - After losing a Halloween costume contest to Dr. Hibbert as Dracula, a real witch puts a spell on the people of Springfield causing them to take the form of their costumes. Lisa deducts that Maggie in her witch costume can reverse the spell; however, the residents with favorable costumes want to stay as they are. Maggie splits the difference by turning everyone into giant pacifiers.
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"Marge's Son Poisoning"
1705 F74380 SI-1620
Original Airdate: 11/13/05
Homer purchases a discount dumbbell and Marge purchases a bicycle built for two at the grand closing of Paradise ****. While Homer focuses on toning one arm, Marge becomes upset she can't convince a family member to ride with her. After seeing the bike in the Goodwill pile, Bart’s conscience gets the best of him and he offers to take a journey with his mother. The duo bond on the trip and Bart soon ditches his friends to spend time with Marge. Homer is concerned with Bart taking up more of Marge’s time; but rather than address the situation, Homer and Moe enter Homer’s now massive bicep in an out-of-town arm wrestling competition. When his friends accuse him of being a mamma’s boy, Bart publicly denounces his relationship in front of his mother. Bart's conscience catches up with him again and he returns to Marge; however, Marge is happy enough knowing their time was genuine and she encourages Bart to return to his friends. After winning the tournament, Homer realizes he has been neglecting Marge and returns home.
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"See Homer Run "
1706 F74583 SI-1621
Original Airdate: 11/20/05
Homer’s inability to embrace Lisa’s father’s day book the same way he does Bart’s father’s day Toolman causes Lisa to develop DDD (Disappointed Daughter Disorder). Bart steals the “Bart Boulevard” street sign and causes a huge pile-up. Mayor Quimby creates The Safety Salamander spokesperson in response to the accident; however, the town still forces the ineffective Mayor into a recall election. Homer believes he can win back his daughter’s love and takes the spokesperson position. After a heroic run as The Safety Salamander, Lisa encourages Homer to run for Mayor (along with every other unqualified Springfieldian). The popular and well worn salamander suit disintegrates during Homer’s final debate causing everyone but Lisa to turn on the previous frontrunner and Mayor Quimby retains his office.
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"The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
1707 F74931 SI-1622
Original Airdate: 11/27/05

Homer has an altercation with the Easter Bunny at the Mayor’s egg hunt and causes Marge to be shunned by a group she was befriending. A lonely Marge decides to join a women’s group called “The Cheery Red Tomatoes” and agrees to help with an upcoming charity drive… robbing Mr. Burns of his Faberge Egg collection. The women and Homer are caught in the act but released because no jury would convict the group. Lisa’s plans to spend a summer in Italy hit a bump when she learns the first requirement is being fluent in Italian. She takes on a teacher from a classified who turns out to be Milhouse and the couple has an Italian style teacher to student romance until Milhouse adopts too many chauvinistic qualities.
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"The Italian Bob"
1708 F75059 SI-1702
Original Airdate: 12/11/05

After crashing his Stutz Bearcat, Mr. Burns sends Homer and the family to pick-up a fancy sports car in Italy. While taking in the sites, they have an accident and end up stranded in a small village where a rehabilitated Sideshow Bob is the beloved mayor. Bob impresses the Simpsons with his new demeanor, wife and child so they keep his sordid past secret until a wine influenced Lisa spills the beans. Bob reverts to his old stabby self and, with the help of his family, tracks the Simpsons through an opera starring Krusty. At the last moment, Krusty whisks the Simpsons away from danger in his limo.
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"Simpson Christmas Stories"
1709 F74672 SI-1701
Original Airdate: 12/18/05

"THE FIRST (ANNOYED GRUNT) - EL" - Reverend Lovejoy's car breaks down en route to Christmas mass and Homer takes over the sermon by telling his version of the birth of Christ. Homer's adaptation features Joseph (Homer), Mary (Marge) and a spiky haired troublemaking baby Jesus escaping from the evil King Herod (Burns.)

"I SAW GRAMPA CUSSING SANTA CLAUSE" - Grandpa explains why he plans to catch Saint Nick in a bear trap on Christmas Eve. As a fighter pilot in WWII, Grandpa was shot down with his gunner, Burns, and became stranded on an island. They thought Santa Clause was an enemy aircraft and shot him from the sky. When they discover their folly, they helped Clause repair his sleigh so he could complete the journey but Burns decided to steal the sleigh and escape the island. Grandpa returned the sleigh to Santa Clause and Clause promised to send help but never did.

"THE NUTCRACKER... SWEET" - The people of Springfield go about their Christmas days set to the tune of the Nutcracker. The activities include Moe attempting suicide, Marge struggling to make Christmas dinner and Homer frantically searching for Marge’s gift.
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"Homer's Paternity Coot"
1710 F75994 SI-1703
Original Airdate: 01/08/06
The Simpson family receives a long lost letter and discovers Abe may not be Homer's real father. Homer tracks down the author of the letter and takes a DNA test to prove that his biological father is Mason Fairbanks, a British treasure hunter. While the rest of the family awkwardly attempts to continue their relationship with Abe, Homer is injured while helping Mason salvage a sunken treasure. Homer's touch with mortality drives him back to Abe where he discovers that Abe switched the DNA test because he thought his son was happier with Mason.
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"We're on the Road to D'oh-where"
1711 F75863 SI-1704
Original Airdate: 01/29/06
While goofing around in the Springfield Elementary steam tunnels, Millhouse and Bart accidentally start an explosion which destroys Principal Skinner’s new used car. Homer is forced to miss a Moe’s Tavern sponsored trip to Vegas and drive his son to a juvenile delinquent boot camp. During the arduous trip, the duo bond and Homer keeps his son from hard time. Meanwhile, Marge is arrested for selling their old prescriptions during a yard sale.
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"My Fair Laddy"
1712 F76895 SI-1705
Original Airdate: 02/26/06
In an attempt to payback an overly aggressive substitute gym teacher, Bart accidentally destroys Willie's shack with a solid ice dodge ball. Marge takes in the homeless janitor and Lisa decides to offer Willie a better life by refining him for her upcoming science fair. After an arduous regiment, Lisa turns the curmudgeon into the talk of the town. Willie lands a hosting position at a fancy restaurant where he learns that he was happier working with the thankless children at the elementary school. Homer fears changing trouser styles when he discovers the factory that makes his classic blue pants is going out of business. Homer saves his ass by walking around with “blue pants” painted on his head which creates a demand around town.
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"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
1713 F76199 SI-1706
Original Airdate: 03/12/06
While trapped in Springfield cave, Lisa recounts a day with Mr. Burns where she was chased into his mansion by a mountain goat and forced to hear how Monty gained possession of Maggie's pacifier. Burns tells a tale within the tale of losing his money to the rich Texan until Moe's treasure helped bail him out. Moe recounts the story of how he robbed a young Jailbird to impress Ms. Krabappel and tossed the priceless doubloons in a jukebox when she refused to run away with him. Mr. Burns used the doubloons to buy back his empire from the Rich Texan and Homer tricked Lisa into taking him to the cave to track down the buried treasure. All parties square off for the treasure and Marge saves them from themselves by throwing the loot into a chasm.
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"Bart Has Two Mommies"
1714 F76035 SI-1707
Original Airdate: 03/19/06
Marge offers her services as a babysitter and mother-figure to Rod and Todd but Ned question Marge's child rearing ability after she lets the boys play on a rock climbing wall. To add insult to injury, Bart gets pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo where he receives better treatment from a lonely ape than his own family. The Simpson and Flanders families join forces at the end to rescue Bart from the chimp who escaped with Bart to the church steeple
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"Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife "
1715 F77451 SI-1708
Original Airdate: 03/26/06
Homer's obsession with Lenny's new plasma T.V. causes Marge to enter the family into a sweepstakes where they win a third prize trip to the FOX lot. Against Marge's judgment, Homer signs the family up for a "Trading Spouses" type show and is forced to take in a controlling wife, Verity, while Marge moves in with a beaten down husband, Charlie (Guest Star Ricky Gervais), and his perfect son. Charlie quickly develops a crush on Marge which drives her home but gives him the strength to confront his own wife where he discovers she has fallen for Patty.
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"Million Dollar Abie "
1716 F77451 SI-1709
Original Airdate: 04/02/06
After spoiling Homer's attempt to land a professional football team in Springfield, Abe signs up for assisted suicide. Chief Wiggum busts the doctor as Abe is going under and the brush with death inspires a newfound fearlessness in Grampa Simpson. The town converts the unused football stadium into a bull fighting arena and Grampa becomes the leading matador until Lisa's commitment to stopping the barbaric sport causes Abe to feel that his granddaughter is worth living for.
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"Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore"
1717 F77610 SI-1710
Original Airdate: 04/09/06
Homer takes charge of training an Indian workforce when Mr. Burns outsources the plant overseas. The workers humor Homer’s rants and keep up their already high productivity which leads Homer to develop a God complex. The family later arrives to an “Apocalypse Now” scenario and Mr. Burns discovers the workers have supported Homer for teaching them Union strategies which causes him to return the plant to Springfield. Meanwhile, Patty and Selma kidnap Richard Dean Anderson from a STARGATE convention but quickly grow tired of the guest who refuses to leave.
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Season 17, Episode 18: The Wettest Stories Ever Told
Original Air Date: 23 April 2006
While waiting for the dinner at the Frying Dutchman, the family starts telling three stories about ships: "Journey on the Mayflower", "Mutiny on the Bounty", and "The Neptune Adventure"
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"Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
1719 F78065 SI-1712
Original Airdate: 04/30/06

A chauvinistic remark from Principal Skinner to a former female student results in his demotion and the school being split between the sexes. Lisa is soon fed up with the new principal's coddling style towards girls and impersonates a boy in order to learn serious math under Professor Frink. After quickly being beaten up by Nelson, Lisa seeks Bart's guidance and becomes the coolest boy in school. She ends the charade after taking high marks in math only to realize that she lost herself in the manly tactics she used to achieve her goal.
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"Regarding Margie"
1720 F77681 SI-1713
Original Airdate: 05/07/06

Marge suffers retrograde amnesia after she inhales noxious fumes during a cleaning spree. In hopes of refreshing her memory, Homer takes her around town; however, it isn't until specific stimuli that Marge starts to remember everyone except her husband. Homer plans to kick-start her memory by taking her to the mini-golf course where Bart was conceived but his plans go awry when Marge realizes Bart was conceived at a mini-golf course and decides to leave Homer. After a period of separation and a jump into the singles pool, Marge realizes that Homer was always there for her and takes him back.
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"The Monkey Suit "
1721 F77822 SI-1714
Original Airdate: 05/14/06
After visiting an evolution exhibit, Ned Flanders pushes Mayor Quimby to appoint Reverend Lovejoy as a "Morality Czar" in charge of spreading the theory of creationism. Darwin's theories are quickly outlawed and Lisa finds herself as the only supporter of the scientific theory. Lisa is later arrested for holding secret evolution classes and is forced to defend her beliefs in front of a judge. In the 11th hour, Marge stumbles across one of Lisa's textbooks, changes her view and helps her daughter to call Ned Flanders to the stand. Homer’s antics cause Ned to ***** under pressure and call Homer an ape which leads the judge to believe that Homer resembles the missing link that the prosecutors were basing their argument and the case falls apart.
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"Homer and Marge Turn a Couple
Play"
1722 F77998 SI-1716
Original Airdate: 05/21/06
After a passionate kiss between Marge and Homer airs on the Isotope Jumbotron, struggling second baseman Buck Mitchell turns to the couple for marital advice. Homer and Marge are able to get Buck and his sexy singing wife, Fiona, on track and the Isotopes season turns for the better. Things seem to be coming up aces for the Simpsons until Buck catches Homer giving Fiona a post-show neck massage which results in both couples separating. Homer and Marge later save their marriage and reunite Buck and Fiona at a key Isotopes game.
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Season 18, Episode 1: The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer
Original Air Date: 10 September 2006
When Fat Tony has to take a time-out due to a whacking attempt, Homer and Bart take over the business.
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Season 18, Episode 2: Jazzy & The Pussycats
Original Air Date: 17 September 2006
Lisa becomes depressed when Bart becomes a better jazz musician than her. So she decides to set up an animal shelter in the Simpsons' attic.
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Season 18, Episode 3: Please Homer Don't Hammer 'em
Original Air Date: 24 September 2006
Marge begins her own carpentry business, but Homer becomes the face of the business because nobody will take a female carpenter seriously. And Bart uses Principal Skinner's peanut allergy to his advantage.
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Season 18, Episode 4: Treehouse of Horror XVII
Original Air Date: 5 November 2006
"Married to the Blob" - a take-off on The Blob, with Homer in the title role as radiation from a meteor turns him into a blob-like monster. "You Got to Know When to Golem" - A take-off on an old Jewish legend. "The Day the Earth Looked Stupid" - in the late 1930s, Kang and Kodos land in Springfield as part of an alien invasion, but the town, completely taken in by The War of the Worlds, doesn't pay much attention.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101910854/S_18x04.part1.rar
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Season 18, Episode 5: GI (Annoyed Grunt)
Original Air Date: 12 November 2006
Homer is duped into signing up for the Army, and his hijinks after basic training ultimately results in a military occupation of Springfield.
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Season 18, Episode 6: Moe'N'A Lisa
Original Air Date: 19 November 2006
Lisa helps Moe become a distinguished poet, but she turns on him when he takes all the credit for his newfound greatness.
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Season 18, Episode 7: Ice Cream of Margie: With the Light Blue Hair
Original Air Date: 26 November 2006
Homer becomes an ice cream man after being fired from the plant, and Marge uses his leftover Popsicle sticks to create folk art figures.
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http://rapidshare.com/files/101949729/S_18x07.part2.rar

Season 18, Episode 8: The Haw-Hawed Couple
Original Air Date: 10 December 2006
Bart and Nelson become best friends, but Bart surprisingly discovers that the fringe benefits aren't worth Nelson's neediness.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101955891/S_18x08.part1.rar
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Season 18, Episode 9: Kill Gil, Volumes I & II
Original Air Date: 17 December 2006
The Simpsons let Gil stay with them during Christmas. However, he stays for 11 months because Marge can't tell him "no."
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Season 18, Episode 10: The Wife Aquatic
Original Air Date: 7 January 2007
Homer returns Marge to Barnacle Bay, where she spent her beloved summer vacations. But when they get there, they discover that it is no longer a tourist spot.
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Season 18, Episode 11: Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times
Original Air Date: 28 January 2007
While Homer tries to get revenge on a driver who cut him off, his family warns him of the folly of revenge by telling stories based on "The Count of Monte Cristo," "Revenge of the Nerds," and "Batman."
http://rapidshare.com/files/101992008/S_18x11.part1.rar
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Season 18, Episode 12: Little Big Girl
Original Air Date: 11 February 2007
When Bart performs a heroic act, Springfield grants him 1 wish. Barts asks for a driver's license, and he drives to a nearby town. There, he meets a teen (Natalie Portman) who thinks he is 16, and the two begin dating.
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Season 18, Episode 13: Springfield Up
Original Air Date: 18 February 2007
A parody of the "Up Series" of British documentaries, in which a filmmaker follows Homer and his friends from grade school into their 40s.
http://rapidshare.com/files/102084409/S_18x13.part1.rar
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Season 18, Episode 14: Yokel Chords
Original Air Date: 4 March 2007
In a "The Sound of Music" parody, Lisa becomes a tutor for Cletus's seven children, until Krusty tries to exploit them as entertainers. Meanwhile, Bart becomes emotionally attached to his school-appointed psychiatrist.
http://rapidshare.com/files/102096363/S_18x14.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/102100987/S_18x14.part2.rar

Season 18, Episode 15: Rome-old and Juli-eh
Original Air Date: 11 March 2007
Selma and Grampa fall in love and end up getting married, a marriage both Homer and Patty are against, and in the end the married couple realize that their life together just cannot work out.
http://rapidshare.com/files/102698420/S_18x15.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/102701434/S_18x15.part2.rar

Season 18, Episode 16: Homerazzi
Original Air Date: 25 March 2007
Homer becomes a successful Paparazzi, but Springfield's celebrities decide to get their revenge on him.
http://rapidshare.com/files/102705514/S_18x16.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/102708776/S_18x16.part2.rar

Season 18, Episode 17: Marge Gamer
Original Air Date: 22 April 2007
Marge becomes a spectacle during a PTA meeting for not having an e-mail address, and she decides to take a chance on using the Internet. Amazed and delighted by all the Internet has to offer, Marge joins a popular role-playing fantasy game called "Earthland Realms." To Marge's dismay, the game has her interacting with practically the whole town of Springfield, including Bart, who happens to be the game's most feared and destructive player. Meanwhile, Homer saves Lisa's soccer game from cancellation after he volunteers to take the place of a referee who recently quit. However, Homer's refereeing skills only exasperate Lisa, and her competitive streak gets the best of her.
http://rapidshare.com/files/102713093/S_18x17.part1.rar
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Season 18, Episode 18: The Boys of Bummer
Original Air Date: 29 April 2007
Bart becomes the most hated person in Springfield after he is the goat in a championship baseball game, and Homer new job as a mattress salesman ruins his and Marge's sex life.
http://rapidshare.com/files/102721178/S_18x18.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/102725176/S_18x18.part2.rar

Season 18, Episode 19: Crook and Ladder
Original Air Date: 6 May 2007
Homer, Moe, Apu and Principal Skinner become volunteer firefighters. But just because they're not getting paid doesn't mean that they can't find a way to receive compensation.
http://rapidshare.com/files/102730552/S_18x19.part1.rar
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Season 18, Episode 20: Stop or My Dog Will Shoot
Original Air Date: 13 May 2007
Homer unwittingly drags the family into a cornfield maze after attempting to leave a boring Harvest fest that Marge brought them to. When everyone except Homer escapes, Santa's Little Helper rescues him and becomes the town hero. So the Simpsons enroll him in Police Dog Academy where he's teamed with Lou.
http://rapidshare.com/files/102739827/S_18x20.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/102744434/S_18x20.part2.rar

Season 18, Episode 21: 24 Minutes
Original Air Date: 20 May 2007
In a parody of "24," Bart and Lisa join forces to stop the school bullies from setting off a stink bomb at the school bake sale.
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Season 18, Episode 22: You Kent Always Say What You Want
Original Air Date: 20 May 2007
After Kent Brockman is fired as a news anchor, he and Lisa use the Internet to expose the Fox News Conspiracy.
http://rapidshare.com/files/103111303/S_18x22.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/103116577/S_18x22.part2.rar

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