Rules of Indonesian Students

[mugen]

oe nov keknya gwa pernah liat itu avatar tp di mana yah?

[lee_hawk]

Rules of Indonesian Students

* Do your homeworks and tasks AT LEAST 10 hours before the submitting day. Or copy another student's if possible.
* Study only if there's an exam/test NEXT HOUR
* Sleep in your class for at least 30 minutes each day.
* You're free to go nuts, do a striptease dance, take your clothes off and yell around if the teacher is away, absent, or in a free time.
* When it is broadcasted that tomorrow is a holiday, the whole class must yell "HORAY" for 10 minutes.
* Always have at least 1 porn video in your cell phone. If you don't have a cell phone then brought a porn comic or picture instead.
* Always think porn.
* Practice corruption at everything as much as you can. Especially if you're the class' treasurer.
* Show your middle finger to your teacher if he/she isn't looking.
* Have sex with your schoolmates.
* Have sex with your teacher, you can get good grade also.
* Talk as much as possible if the teacher isn't looking.
* tell cursed words to teachers and say "sorry, I didn't mean to say that" even though you do mean it
* bring tobacco, drugs, guns, and even bombs if possible to destroy the school and teachers inside it
* After school don't go home, go to Plaza Senayan(a mall in Indonesia)

If you didn't follow one of these rules, you won't be called an Indonesian student and the whole class will outcast you. But you can just give about 10.000 Rupiahs ($ 1) to them and they will accept you right away like you're a super-famous celebrity.

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Seperti inikan citra kita?

weeee itu kan citra sekolah kt dan:smiley_beer::smiley_beer:

[MimiHitam]

is an essential thing in Indonesia, as that's the first place where Indonesian students will be taught to think porn and corrupt, which is very important to live in Indonesia, especially if their parents are corruptors and high-class bitches who are too busy and ignorant to teach their children. The students will also learn useful phrases such as ***, j*ncok, j*mbut, l*nte, k*ntol, and ******* here. However, actually after a student has learned all those basic living skills, there will be no more need for them to go to school. The only reason the goverment keep forcing students to go to school is so they will keep paying the school fee, which will be corrupted by the Depdikbud (Department of Education and Culture) to buy sexy underwears for their fat wifes and condoms to sex with the bitches of the local Brothels. Only a few genius students realized this fact, so they quit the school early before they wasted too much years and moneys in their life. Then they worked succesfully as famous actresses or succesfull bussinessmans.

Depdikbud chose the lessons to be taught in the schools, randomly by throwing dart arrows or by asking local fortune tellers like Mama Lauren and Ki Joko Bodho. That's how an elementary school student can be forced to learn things that should be learnt at universities. The teachers also gives so much homeworks, tasks and exams to occupy their students so they can get enough time to read the Playboy magazines they have just bought or to continue their date with another teacher.
Today's lesson is **** Kicking in IPDN. Onoes he missed the ****!
Today's lesson is **** Kicking in IPDN. Onoes he missed the ****!

Currently the most popular school in Indonesia is IPDN (Institut Penguatan Dada Nasional-Institute of Chest Strengthening). This institute is way better than any other Indonesian schools and high schools since they don't put priority to teaching random theories to their students, but instead they teach to their students how to be a succesful preman, trained to received full weight body kick only by their chest. Preman is a very prospectful and popular job in Indonesia, since they can get money regularly from citizens (if they don't give you you can just punch them in face), book bitches for free and get discount 90-100% from local stores and warungs (traditional cafes). The teachers here also very very corrupt, to make sure that their students will follow that holy tradition of Indonesia and practice it at everything they do. If there's a teacher who don't follow that rule, IPDN seniors with veteran teachers will come to him, strip his clothes, rape him, cut his **** (or nipple if the teacher is female) then sell him to Dolly. These are the lessons taught in IPDN: ****-kicking, ass-kicking, karate punch in face, ****-punching, flying kick, kick of Kama Sutra, bitchslapping, and many more useful lessons.

[-[nVc]-Kairxa]

yeah2...

hidup indonesia!

ahiak2...

website ihateindo*.blogspot.com

diblok! wkwkw...

[[D]eath_Seeker]

ngarang nih mimi.....
dulu jaman2 gw sma gw gk pernah ite2 ama guru @_@

[mugen]

yeah2...

hidup indonesia!

ahiak2...

website ihateindo*.blogspot.com

diblok! wkwkw...

amin2
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[phoechoenqck]

uncyclopedia tuh situs apaan sih
keburukan negara kita aja ada di situ
wakakakakak

[-[nVc]-Kairxa]

uncylopedia...

encyclopedia yang bukan encyclopedia ^^

wkwkwk

[JuNz.-]

duh lick kali,,,,
baru brp thn gw lulus SMA baru ada rules kyk begini

[rizki86]

most popular business on indonesia = sms premium

[lee_hawk]

citra sekolah gwe tuh yg dipost yordan

[oscardelahoya]

:tense: sayang udah ga skolah gw ^,^ skolah lgi ah buat having *** with ur classmate / teacher o,o :smile:

[Matriach]

+ Negara paling kaya ---> Indonesia
+ Negara paling unik dengan kebudayaan ---> Indonesia

++ Pelajar paling teladan ---> Indonesia.
++ Pelanggar peraturan paling teladan ---> Indonesia.

+++ "Kekreatifan paling tinggi" ---> Indonesia. Having sex with teacher
+++ "Berpikir cepat, alias mudah mengambil keputusan" ---> Indonesia. Better think about porn(Simple mathematics and sociality)

Keterangan :
+ = Bagus
++ = Bagus kuadrat ( bagus² )
+++ = Bagus pangkat 3 ( bagus³ )

I love Indonesia

"+++"

[My1st]

untung udah ngga sekolah -_-

[the_omicron]

Yg kocak yg acara2 TV indonesia wakawkakwkawk

::hahaha::