Rules of Indonesian Students

[Tante_Maria]

Rules of Indonesian Students

* Do your homeworks and tasks AT LEAST 10 hours before the submitting day. Or copy another student's if possible.
* Study only if there's an exam/test NEXT HOUR
* Sleep in your class for at least 30 minutes each day.
* You're free to go nuts, do a striptease dance, take your clothes off and yell around if the teacher is away, absent, or in a free time.
* When it is broadcasted that tomorrow is a holiday, the whole class must yell "HORAY" for 10 minutes.
* Always have at least 1 porn video in your cell phone. If you don't have a cell phone then brought a porn comic or picture instead.
* Always think porn.
* Practice corruption at everything as much as you can. Especially if you're the class' treasurer.
* Show your middle finger to your teacher if he/she isn't looking.
* Have sex with your schoolmates.
* Have sex with your teacher, you can get good grade also.
* Talk as much as possible if the teacher isn't looking.
* tell cursed words to teachers and say "sorry, I didn't mean to say that" even though you do mean it
* bring tobacco, drugs, guns, and even bombs if possible to destroy the school and teachers inside it
* After school don't go home, go to Plaza Senayan(a mall in Indonesia)

If you didn't follow one of these rules, you won't be called an Indonesian student and the whole class will outcast you. But you can just give about 10.000 Rupiahs ($ 1) to them and they will accept you right away like you're a super-famous celebrity.

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Seperti inikan citra kita?

ada yg kurang :

- berjudi dalam kelas
- Tarik tali beha perempuan
- Merokok dlm kelas
- Minum minuman keras dlm kelas
- Tidak pernah mengerjakan pekerjaan rumah
- Mengintip Celah2 rok cewe yg sedang terurai

[-[nVc]-Kairxa]

sumbang aja ide buat uncyclopedianya...

kan bisa diedit kan sourcenya???

wkwkwkw!

[VaynardWWG]

hare gene sekolah?

awkakwkakwkawk

[the_east_face]

sekolah bkan untuk mendidik tapi untuk menghajar siswanya....