Rules of Indonesian Students

[MimiHitam]

Rules of Indonesian Students

* Do your homeworks and tasks AT LEAST 10 hours before the submitting day. Or copy another student's if possible.
* Study only if there's an exam/test NEXT HOUR
* Sleep in your class for at least 30 minutes each day.
* You're free to go nuts, do a striptease dance, take your clothes off and yell around if the teacher is away, absent, or in a free time.
* When it is broadcasted that tomorrow is a holiday, the whole class must yell "HORAY" for 10 minutes.
* Always have at least 1 porn video in your cell phone. If you don't have a cell phone then brought a porn comic or picture instead.
* Always think porn.
* Practice corruption at everything as much as you can. Especially if you're the class' treasurer.
* Show your middle finger to your teacher if he/she isn't looking.
* Have sex with your schoolmates.
* Have sex with your teacher, you can get good grade also.
* Talk as much as possible if the teacher isn't looking.
* tell cursed words to teachers and say "sorry, I didn't mean to say that" even though you do mean it
* bring tobacco, drugs, guns, and even bombs if possible to destroy the school and teachers inside it
* After school don't go home, go to Plaza Senayan(a mall in Indonesia)

If you didn't follow one of these rules, you won't be called an Indonesian student and the whole class will outcast you. But you can just give about 10.000 Rupiahs ($ 1) to them and they will accept you right away like you're a super-famous celebrity.

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[MiriMoN]

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TOP MARKOTOB klo ini mah..:Great:

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[MimiHitam]

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The success chance can be determined by the equation:

S = 1 - (10000000/B)

Where S is the success chance and B is the amount enclosed in the cheque. S is a percentage value. Note that as B gets larger and approaches infinity, the success chance approaches 1.00 which means 100% chance of winning elections. Also note that any amount below 10000000 will result in a negative success chance, meaning there is no way in hell you will win the elections. Hence if you wanna win the elections, you better make sure B is as huge as possible. Failing to offer a large enough amount to the department tallying the results will result in protests.


HIDUP PEMERINTAHAN INDONESIA!!! wkwkwkwkwkw!!

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School is an essential thing in Indonesia, as that's the first place where Indonesian students will be taught to think porn and corrupt, which is very important to live in Indonesia, especially if their parents are corruptors and high-class bitches who are too busy and ignorant to teach their children. The students will also learn useful phrases such as ***, j*ncok, j*mbut, l*nte, k*ntol, and ******* here.

muach2...

[MimiHitam]

Popular Indonesian TV Shows

* Empat Mata - the only talkshow which is presented by an animal so you can freely go nuts, yell, and throw bananas to the presenter.
* Supermama - where celebrities shows off their super fat mommas
* Extravaganza - this show was supposed to be a soap opera, but the directors and actors were so ***** so it turned into a comedy show. It has a few sub-shows:
o Sinden Gossip - Where fat ladies and transexuals dress up in traditional costumes and sings some random songs which contains porn messages in it. At the end of the show they'll go nuts and dances until their clothes loose.
o TTS (Teka-Teki Selebritis-Celebrity Crossword) - this quiz show is participated by the stupidest and idiotic public figures who don't even know their name.
o Berpacu dengan Muladi (Muladi Race) - Another quiz show participated by retards. At the end there will be a porn pic to be guessed by the participants.
o Bincang-bincang Extravaganza (Extravaganza Talkshow) - A Stupid Talkshow that never really gives any information about the guest star since the guest stars are crazy transexuals who came to embarass themself in TV.
Hi Ceriwiz I PWNz U alL oLaLa
Hi Ceriwiz I PWNz U alL oLaLa
Be CAREFUL with her.
Be CAREFUL with her.
Be MORE careful with her.
Be MORE careful with her.
Be MORE MORE careful with hisher.
Be MORE MORE careful with hisher.
**Extra News - This News Show will inform you about the most unimportant and idiotic news that even hearing it has already a waste of your time. There's also a sub-show called Extra Xin Wen where a transexual will come to speak random words that sounds Chinese and mess up the show by doing a striptease dance in the table or **** the presenters up.
* Ceriwis - This talkshow is so unimportant when compared to their sub-shows:
o Mbak Tips - This (another) fat lady can stop time with her so-high voice. When the time has stopped, she will came to the show to talk nosense about some random tips like "how to book bitches cheaply in Dolly" or "How to recycle condoms you have just used", or to take off the presener's clothes until naked. But since time has stopped, nobody ever really listen to her tips.
o Diana Dalam Berita - This news brought by (another) transexual will inform you about the guest star. If the presenter don't agree with the information they can just say "Pause" then came to her to strip her clothes or slap her with a banana peel.

Yes, transexuals and fat ladies really dominates Indonesian TV Shows.

The most popular TV channel in Indonesia right now are TransTV and Trans7. Those TV channels are named like that since they mainly use Transexuals in their programs and shows.

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HOmeless BOzos (commonly known as Jehovah's Witnesses)

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Rules of Indonesian Students

* Do your homeworks and tasks AT LEAST 10 hours before the submitting day. Or copy another student's if possible.
* Study only if there's an exam/test NEXT HOUR
* Sleep in your class for at least 30 minutes each day.
* When it is broadcasted that tomorrow is a holiday, the whole class must yell "HORAY" for 10 minutes.
* Always have at least 1 porn video in your cell phone. If you don't have a cell phone then brought a porn comic or picture instead.
* Always think porn.
* Talk as much as possible if the teacher isn't looking.
* bring tobacco, drugs, guns, and even bombs if possible to destroy the school and teachers inside it
* After school don't go home, go to Plaza Senayan(a mall in Indonesia)

Yang ini sich ada benarnya juga @_@

[-[Arch]Reaper-]

* Have sex with your schoolmates.

bah...padahal gw pelajar di indonesia, tapi koQ ga pernah gituan...bah...bah... ga adil...

[-[nVc]-Kairxa]

Popular Indonesian Movies

There's a lot of Indonesian movies but watching them is pretty much a waste of time and money since they all are just the suckier copy of an already existed foreign movies. Below are the list of Indonesian movies with the foreign movies they copied. NOTE: Most of the original titles came from Asian and Western movies. If you can't find an Indonesian movie in this list, then probably that movie is a porn movie since porn movies are the only original movie Indonesia can make.

* Miracle - a movie that horribly copied the idea from James Wong's Final Destination.
* FILM HOROR - a movie that horribly copied the idea from Keenen Ivory Wayans's Scary Movie.
* Buku Harian Nayla = 1 Litre Of Tears
* IMPIAN CINDERELLA = FROG PRINCE
* BINTANG = Putri Huan Zhu
* LEGENDA ULAR PUTIH = WHITE SNAKE LEGEND
* CINCIN = BEAUTIFUL DAYS
* Siapa Takut Jatuh Cinta = Meteor Garden
* Inikah Cinta = Meteor Garden
* Ciuman Pertama = Itazura Na Kiss
* Cowok Impian = Itazura Na Kiss
* Demi Cinta = Endless Love
* Liontin = Glass Shoes
* Pangeran Penggoda = Devil Beside You
* Benar- benar Cinta = Devil Beside You
* Kawin Muda = Shotgun Marriage and My Little Bride
* Cinta Sejati = Stairway To Heaven
* Opera SMU = Great Teacher Naomi
* Makin Sayang = (some Indian movies)
* 100 hari mencari cinta = My Crazy Love
* Istri Untuk Suamiku = Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
* Kesatria Banjaran = Mulan
* Preman Kampus = The Outsider
* Aku Bukan Untukmu = Magic Ring
* Bukan Diriku = Anything For You
* DUA HATI = Snow Angel + LE ROBE DE MARIAGE DES CIEUX
* Putri Kembar = Twins (senorita)
* Benci Bilang Cinta = Princess Hours
* Benci Jadi Cinta = My Girl
* Sumpah Gue Sayang Elo = Smiling Pasta (adaptation from Full House)
* Pengantin Remaja = My Little Bride aka Sweet 18
* Bawa aku ke Surga = Fly Me to Polaris
* Putri Yang Terbuang = Putri Bunga Persik (Chinese classic serial)
* Wulan = Rosy's Life
* Intan = Be StronG Geum Soon
* Idola = High School Musical (Disney film)
* I love you, Boss! = Bright Girl's Success Story
* Janji Jaya = My name is Kim Sam Soon
* Darling = My name is Kim Sam Soon
* Penyihir Cinta = Magician Of Love
* Berani Tampil Beda = Magician Of Love
* Kau Masih Kekasihku = At the Dolphin Bay
* Cinta Sejati & Atas Nama Cinta baru = Stairway To Heaven
* Aku bukan untukmu = Magic Ring
* bangku kosong = BUNSHINSABA
* Cinta 100 Hari = My Crazy Love
* Ungu violet = MV Kiss
* Dream girl (Softex Film) = F4 Africa
* Katakan Kau Mencintaiku = Sad Love Song
* Cinta Kelas Atas = The OC
* Terpikat = Kuch-Kuch Hota Hai
* Aku Bukan Untukmu = Save The Last Dance For Me
* rahasia pelangi = Love a part a moment
* Pelangi di matamu 1 = Hoshi No Kinka
* Pelangi di matamu 2 = Kamisama mou sukoshi dake
* Cewekku Jutek = My Sassy Girl
* FTV Jonathan Mulya & Alyssa = A Walk to Remember
* Rahasiaku = Kal hoo Na Hoo
* De Neny = The Nanny
* Cinta Remaja = Sassy Girl Chun-hyang
* Wulan = Yellow Handkerchief
* So What Gitu Loh? = Friends
* Cinta Sejati = Scent Of Time
* Berbagi Suami = (some Indian movie)
* Olivia = She's The Man
* Pasangan Heboh (Mulan Kwok n Baim Wong) = Fantastic Couple
* Pura- Pura Kawin = Full house
* Coklat dan Strawberry = Strawberry and Chocolate. ( Spanish Movie)
* Azizah = Maria, Cinta yang Hilang (Mexico Telenovela)
* Chronicles Of Raffi Ramadhan"The Pro, The Ego and The GAGAP"=Chronicles of Narnia"The Lion, The Witch, and The wardrobe".
* astrid obese ***** and the other bitches=american pie-beta house
* Jelita = Rosalinda (another Mexico Telenovela)

owh yeah!

[-ID_BaRu-]

不是我的菜 :tense:

[-[nVc]-Kairxa]

HOmeless BOzos (commonly known as Jehovah's Witnesses)

******* yang nulis...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

bangsatttttttt yannnnnngggggg nuuuuuuuullllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss!!!!!

[-First-]

Rules of Indonesian Students

* Do your homeworks and tasks AT LEAST 10 hours before the submitting day. Or copy another student's if possible.
* Study only if there's an exam/test NEXT HOUR
* Sleep in your class for at least 30 minutes each day.
* You're free to go nuts, do a striptease dance, take your clothes off and yell around if the teacher is away, absent, or in a free time.
* When it is broadcasted that tomorrow is a holiday, the whole class must yell "HORAY" for 10 minutes.
* Always have at least 1 porn video in your cell phone. If you don't have a cell phone then brought a porn comic or picture instead.
* Always think porn.
* Practice corruption at everything as much as you can. Especially if you're the class' treasurer.
* Show your middle finger to your teacher if he/she isn't looking.
* Have sex with your schoolmates.
* Have sex with your teacher, you can get good grade also.
* Talk as much as possible if the teacher isn't looking.
* tell cursed words to teachers and say "sorry, I didn't mean to say that" even though you do mean it
* bring tobacco, drugs, guns, and even bombs if possible to destroy the school and teachers inside it
* After school don't go home, go to Plaza Senayan(a mall in Indonesia)

If you didn't follow one of these rules, you won't be called an Indonesian student and the whole class will outcast you. But you can just give about 10.000 Rupiahs ($ 1) to them and they will accept you right away like you're a super-famous celebrity.

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Wew kk wew. . .
Kerennn. .

Idup Indooooo. .
Wkakaka. .
Tapi ada beberapa nih yg ga adil, rata2 blom pernah di alamin -_-"

[darkcloner]

Saya BANGGA jadi bangsa INDONESIA !! :hilarious: