Vigoss > God ?

[melvina]

This is not my work, i only copy-pasted them but i wanted to share it with u guys
They are damn funny most of them
Hf. =)


Vigoss does not heal at the fountain. He waits.
Vigoss can play a 60 minutes game for 20.
When MYM|H4nn1- goes to sleep, he checks for Vigoss in the closet.
When SK watched one of Vigoss' replays, they decided to forfeit just to be on the safe side.
It is rumoured that Vigoss is very strong 1v1. Unfortunately, there are no survivors to confirm this.
Once, scientists made a study on the main causes for suicides amonggamers. The results were: 1. Mom and dad punished their child not toplay WoW one month. 2. Playing more than one game against Vigoss. 3. Myteammates were noobs!
If, by some paradox of time and space, Vigoss plays against himself, Vigoss will win. Period.
If you have 1000 gold and Vigoss has 1000 gold, he has more gold than you.
Vigoss does not kill Roshan. He just stares him to death, breaks theAegis because he doesn't need it, and gives the cheese to the enemy.After all, it's always more fun if they die slower.
You don't gang Vigoss. You just give him more gold from hero kills.
Vigoss can dodge Chain Lightning. Without moving.
LightOfHeaven is just another account of Vigoss - he uses it for casual, relax games.
Once, SK.Loda decided to play 1v1 against Vigoss. It took him only three weeks to get a hold on himself and stop crying.
Ice Frog made a special, customized version of dota especially forVigoss. In the menu, he replaced "stop", "attack", "move" and "patrol"with "kill", "farm", "help teammates" and "destroy base".
Sometimes, Vigoss allows the enemy players to kill him, just to give them some hope. Unfortunately, it never works.
In one of these instances, when he decided to let the enemy team killhim, he had to chase all five of them to their fountain. It became areal problem, when the fountain was so scared that it forgot to attack.When they saw this, they forfeited the game.
Once, Vigoss sent an illusion to scout the enemy base. It almost destroyed the World Tree.
Vigoss can hook himself with Butcher - from maximum range. In fog of war.
Vigoss doesn't have to lasthit creeps. They die out of sheer respect.
According to legend, once the world's strongest players challengedVigoss to play against them, controlling five different heroes on hisown. He never did it again, claiming that it was too easy.
Never, ever, watch replays from Vigoss - you can't do what he does.
If you leave from a game against Vigoss, you are not a leaver. It's just common sense.
Vigoss does not get stunned. The stun gets Vigossed.
Once, Vigoss decided to play in the finals of MYM Prime defendingblindfolded. He made only three triple kills. Later on, people accusedhim of using headphones. He apologized.
If Vigoss had a little sister, she would be better at dota than you are.
Vigoss isn't God, but God isn't Vigoss either. xDDD
Vigoss can maim with yasha.
When you click on Vigoss to see his inventory, fatal error occurs.
Vigoss doesn't need the map version when he sees replays because replays see Vigoss.
Some days ago ARS-ART said to Vigoss: "Dude i think you need to...". The same minute, ARS-ART moved to SK.
Vigoss can see the chat of the opponents.
Vigoss doesn't need mana.
Vigoss can blink in fog of war.
When the allies of Vigoss kill Roshan, he doesn't drop cheese. It's automatically transfered to Vigoss's secret inventory slot.
When Vigoss picks up rune, it lasts for the whole game.
Vigoss doesn't need warcraft to play dota.
When Vigoss buys Kelen's, it's not Dagger of Escape - it's Dagger of Attack.
Vigoss plays Butcher with Basher and owns MYM players. (fact!)
In the morning, Vigoss gets up, eats breakfast, wins MYM PrimeDefending and a couple of other tournaments, then he goes for a walk inthe park.
Once upon a time, Vigoss made Burize and MKB with Zeus and the enemyplayers laughed at him. They stopped laughing when he began to critthem.
Originally, the item Aegis of the Immortal was named Aegis of theVigoss. They decided it would be too imba, nerfed it and changed thename.
Rumour has it that Vigoss has a microchip in his brain, which allows him to give telepathic commands to his PC.
When they asked Vigoss about these rumours, he laughed and said "I don't need a microchip to do this."
Vigoss receives money from leading hardware companies, as he is thesecond main cause for damaged keyboards after spilled coffee.
Vigoss can kill a dead hero.
Vigoss is so fast, he can run around the whole map and hit himself in the back.

Vigoss is so good that his skill often causes paradoxes, leavingscientists baffled. Because of this, they created a special branch ofphysics, called "Vigossdynamics". We already wrote some of itsprinciples, here are the others:

Vigoss, multiplied by time, equals destruction.
Vigoss, divided by games played, equals N gallons of gamer tears.
The fabric of the time-space continuum can only sustain one Vigoss (barely).
Vigoss, multiplied by zero, equals Vigoss, because nothing can nerf Vigoss.
Vigoss, multiplied by infinity, equals Vigoss, because nothing is bigger than Vigoss.
The whole is greater than the sum of its parts. However, if Vigoss is one of the parts, he is greater than the whole.
The damage, dealt by Vigoss in a battle, amounts to infinity plus one.
According to Newton's Law, every action has an equal by strength andopposite by direction reaction. Vigoss proved this wrong, because whenhe attacks someone, there is never a reaction. Dead heroes don't react.
Vigoss can divide by zero.
Vigoss has counted to infinity - twice.
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[RiXtopia]

sebenernya ngga Vigos > God sie. Kan blom dibuktiin...

Coba deh ajak God maen DotA, mana mau? kan lagi sibuk ngurus keadaan bumi yg makin kacau balau

[melvina]

urusan manusia itu mah kalo kaco.. ulahnya manusia itu sendiri..

godnya mending maen dota..

[-[nVc]-Kairxa]

harusnya jduulnya tetep jokes about vigoss...

[capung_byasa]

ini clan???

ya elah...

paling" juga cupu bacot leaver...

no offense just opinion..

[melvina]

ini clan???

ya elah...

paling" juga cupu bacot leaver...

no offense just opinion..

....

[AzerArcacia]

[RiXtopia]

ga nyambung, wkakakak

[melvina]

ini clan???

ya elah...

paling" juga cupu bacot leaver...

no offense just opinion..

[capung_byasa]

edited..

[melvina]

ya elah...kalo clan jago tuh ga terlalu nyombongin diri...liat tuh cuntoh clanna si dramon...dy bacod doank ngata"in clan laen...eh pas maen trus kalah leaver... > Curhat ?

cape deh...

Dy clan Dbks apa vast gtu...apa lagi anak" vast...maen x hero seenak udel mentang" dapet hero dewa...ga tau malu ngambil line org...jis deh... > Lagi2 Curhat..
just opinion not flame..

koko yang baek... saya hanya bisa tertawa..

[-[nVc]-Kairxa]

ini clan???

ya elah...

paling" juga cupu bacot leaver...

no offense just opinion..

ya elah...kalo clan jago tuh ga terlalu nyombongin diri...liat tuh cuntoh clanna si dramon...dy bacod doank ngata"in clan laen...eh pas maen trus kalah leaver...

cape deh...

Dy clan Dbks apa vast gtu...apa lagi anak" vast...maen x hero seenak udel mentang" dapet hero dewa...ga tau malu ngambil line org...jis deh...

just opinion not flame..

MAAFKAN LAH ANAK KECIL YANG SOTOY INI...



SEMUA HANYA BISA TERTAWA...

>.>

awoawkoakwoawkokowakoawkoawkoawokawkoawko!!

COBA SEARCH DI GOOGLE APA ITU VIGOSS DI WARCRAFT

[the_east_face]

sudah2....dia juga manusia....

[melvina]

ikut ke tawa ah....


GYAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA..... HUACIM...

[RiXtopia]

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