People usually ask questions for obvious
situations you are in which u can call as "STUPID
QUESTION"..
WELL
Now you can give them equally stupid answers...
(depending on ur relation with the person....!! )
1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
here.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.
Why don't you try again?
3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala"(its
an Indian Gravy Dish..very Tasty..)dish good?
Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant
aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so
big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating,
insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the
Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted
moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed
objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of
chalk and now it's in flames
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